@Louisa quick acceptance of “the new normal” #monsterdon

okay gamera getting swarmed by alien bugs is kinda horrifying

#monsterdon

gotta get all the roots, Gamera knows how to garden #monsterdon

ohhhh that’s some good fire effect #monsterdon

@socketwench I'm not even watching #Monsterdon this time, and I chuckled at this.

NARRATOR: It wasn't just dolphins. #monsterdon

Yes, these are quality practical effects #monsterdon

Your excess oxygen is Gamera's fuel.
Gamera gamer fuel.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Where the hell has he been?"

I dunno, maybe he expected you to solve your OWN problems!

Gamera's randomly breaking crap because he's annoyed. "WHy do I always have to take care of the monster?" #monsterdon

I've heard of red shitting jpgs out with artifacts but it causing a full on blackout was a bit too much #monsterdon

that is some damn nice model work tho

#monsterdon

Gamera is permanently in pissed-off mode #monsterdon

@Taweret That's just science. #Monsterdon

oh thank god gamera's here he's really neat and full of b/e/a/n/s/ meat #monsterdon

turtles and alien mushrooms are natural enemies

#monsterdon

I love Gamera's wing mode. He's just slowly evolving new tricks each movie.
#Monsterdon

"Where the hell's he been?" #monsterdon

Gamera all like "hoomans gonna eff everything up better go set it right then" #Monsterdon

knows how to make an entrance #monsterdon

*loud hard drive noises* #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Be sure to confine the attack within the tunnel!"

like, don't attack in completely the wrong place.

try to hit something htis time! #monsterdon

It’s when you’re on a recurring first-name basis with various kaiju that you really gotta question what’s going on in the world #monsterdon

So last week, we:

* determined that #Gyaos are canonically #NonBinary

* #Gamera has been claimed by #TeamAce

* and an argument has also been made that #Rodan is #EvilTwink coded.

Any new motions regarding #Kaiju as #LGBTQIA icons?

#monsterdon

Unidentified Flying Turtle!
He is here to eat some greens.
#Monsterdon

OUR HERO HAS SPUN ONTO THE SCENE!!! 🐢 #Monsterdon

loved the ants live documentary moment #monsterdon

I like the idea that the SDF is subordinate to the highway department #monsterdon

that's not bogie, that's gamera! bogie's been dead for years! #monsterdon

@apLundell Probably had a spare in storage #monsterdon

IT'S OUR BOY AND YOURS
#MONSTERDON

"Unidentified object approaching. Appears turtle-shaped" #monsterdon

Oh shit... has anyone ever seen Akira?
THAT'S GONNA BE A BIG BOOM.
And the air is fat with oxygen.
#Monsterdon

Nothing would survive. Not even the beer brewery. #Monsterdon

to be fair i just got here and haven't gotten a sense of the role of gender in this universe, but the pink fuzzy sweater vs. blue coveralls suggests are are en heteronormia #monsterdon

well what do you wanna do, NOT blow up a giant mysterious alien mushroom in the middle of our city? that's nuts

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh hey, they fixed the tower.

@BDA 🤫​
#monsterdon

I, too, am always computing one estimate of maximum damage #monsterdon

not impressed by these evacuation shots tbh, last movie at least had some gridlocks, not just a moderate pedestrian stream neatly contained to one sidewalk
#monsterdon

YES MA'AM SIR #monsterdon

I feel like this "blow it up" plan may not work as they expect. #monsterdon

Damn these Hallmark Kaiju movies are all the same #monsterdon

@cheribaker "Is it behind your left ear or your right ear?" #monsterdon

I gotta say, it seems like we’ve somehow achieved a pretty good majority sync for this week’s #monsterdon

@Taweret what, it's not like a monster has ever gotten stronger from being blown up right?
#monsterdon

"That thing that's growing downtown, that thing we call... The Pod"
#monsterdon

@Taweret Whatever it is, it MUST die, this is something we know with absolute certainty, unlike what it actually is, which we know with zero certainty. #Monsterdon

Looks like someone in film development messed up the roll. #monsterdon

How would a giant flower that sends spores into space reproduce...
HOW WOULD IT REPRODUCE!?!?!?
#Monsterdon

"What color?" DETAILS ARE IMPORTANT, MAN! #monsterdon

we don't get a lot of winter kaiju movies tho so all the snow is kinda nice

#monsterdon

sittin here drinking coffee, being tactical, checking this shit out with my binoculars #monsterdon

#monsterdon Of course their best science expert is the lady that runs the planetarium show.

In these movies' Japan can only have one scientist.

we don't know what it is or what it's doing but we're gonna blow it up

what could go wrong?

#monsterdon

so that's 2 for 2 of these gamera movies where how the kaiju fuck is plot critical
#monsterdon

were those ants inside of that microscope??? does she just grow them in there???? #monsterdon

"So... The big plant thing that's growing downtown, the thing we're calling 'The Pod'..." #monsterdon

is this the chattanooga choochoo? #monsterdon

@ryan It always comes back to the mushrooms. #Monsterdon

All of a sudden a nature documentary breaks out #monsterdon

#monsterdon going mushroomcore

I love army guy who talks like Tommy Lee Jones. #monsterdon

Dude's not even gonna try peace huh #Monsterdon

Are they ignorant of the glass eating plot point? #monsterdon

@Louisa i thought i ran out of buffer lmao #monsterdon

time to just use a montage, we don’t wanna actually have to shoot these shots #monsterdon

nice monster heat pov #monsterdon

That was your plan?! "Get 'em?!" #monsterdon

neat slideshow
#monsterdon

"It's not normal. duh." #monsterdon

And now we are in an episode of Ultra Q.
Attack oif the Giant Flower FROM SPAAAACE!
https://ultra.fandom.com/wiki/Mammoth_Flower
#Monsterdon

@jonny Trouble in Sapporo #monsterdon

#monsterdon "It's not normal."

That's a good line.

that's what happens when you mix cellphones and computers smdh #Monsterdon

let’s definitely still not bring any weapons with us #monsterdon

That music video by System of a Down is pretty boring #monsterdon

this is pretty good model work and composting 👍​
#monsterdon

whelp cat's out of the b/a/g/ building now #monsterdon

whatcha gonna do with all that glass #monsterdon

ISDN circuits are down we are doomed DOOMED #Monsterdon

ok i'm here what did i miss #monsterdon

It slices! It dices! It juices! #monsterdon

So was Kirin a major sponsor of this production? #monsterdon

all these kaiju got me thirsty for a kirin #monsterdon

goddamn that is some good modelwork #monsterdon

is that really weather for pink tights #monsterdon

A- Hey remember when Godzilla vs Destroya ripped off the offspring attack of the american Godzilla movie while ripping off the velociraptor attack from Jurassic Park?
B- Yeah.
A- What if we did that, but better and actually fucking scary.
B- So Aliens.
A- Yeah basically Aliens.
#Monsterdon

it's a bug hunt, man.

a bug hunt

#monsterdon

I hope all these flashlights don't have glass lenses #monsterdon

SPLORT woah that was some way to meet your end 😬 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh yeah, there's some more sweet 90s fashion.

#monsterdon The beer was untouched but the bottles were gone? How did you even determine that?

Ha! I was right! #monsterdon

Oh wow that was some Starship Troopers shit #Monsterdon

It just wanted his glasses. #monsterdon

Right! It's the 90s. Blood fountains are everywhere. #monsterdon

agreed, computers and phones shouldn't mix #monsterdon

is gamera the guy driving the train #monsterdon