@bunnyhero (on a serious note, I think [but could be wrong] that the Japanese still wear masks in public as a legacy of post-SARS health ed) + (Asians in general are more community-oriented vs "you can't MAKE me!")

<Returns to seeing how many Chinese characters she can recognize on signs & rubbernecking at 90s fashions>

xoxo,
Lurking Chinese-American Squirrel
who thinks most of humanity today is too dumb to survive (Darwin & his damn false advertising!) #Monsterdon

As a hearing person who lip-reads, watching these dubs can be painful.

But it's much easier than #LiveTooting subtitled versions - too much reading & writing & thinking at the same time.

#Monsterdon

Time for more Gamera! #Monsterdon

Today's life lesson from Gamera:
Don't be a menace to the Earth, or Gamera will fucking kill you and your entire species.
#Monsterdon

WOO Gamera! Fun movie as always! #Monsterdon

My region barely got a winter this year so I'm taking all these delightful winter scenes personally. #Monsterdon

Gamera just opened the Matrix and lit their darkest hour. #Monsterdon

where are the anti-evacuation protests by conspiracy freaks who think legion is just a hoax perpetrated by the government to control their movements?? #monsterdon

You ever have one of these days where an orbital launch goes off in your face?
#Monsterdon

Legion is suck a weird weird kaiju. I like that it's two dudes inside a creepy space grasshopper.
#Monsterdon

lmao you’re just gonna cut into that with no facial protection?? #monsterdon

I have seen Netscape crash many ways but that wasn't one of them #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Gotta love The Internet!

When I see a giant flower, I think"someone ought to call Mothra" #monsterdon

Gamera hungry.
Hungry for screen time.
#Monsterdon

We need to take another look around the tunnels. For, you know... stuff. Stuff that might be in the tunnel. Tunnel stuff. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Hmm... not impressed by these new Kerbal 2 screenshots.

im sure these strange meteors are in no way kaiju related

#monsterdon

The Gamora Borealis? At this time of year? In this part of Japan? Localized entirely over a meteor landing near a town named after a beer brand?
#Monsterdon

... working on stuff, in theory, if i can keep myself from getting too distracted by the movie lol #monsterdon

@apLundell Hidden breathalyzer and sobriety test? #monsterdon

After two weeks of Gamera movies the results are:

Single (giant monsters who murder people) mothers: 0
Gamera (friend to all children): 2

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I still don't get how you could tell that Legion didn't drink any beer.

I mean, he spilled it all, so did they shop-vac it all up and measure it?

Did anyone get in "The gamera is rolling?!" #monsterdon #iMayBeAbot

@Zerofactorial thank youuuuuu @Taweret #monsterdon

still thinkin bout the emotional connections gamera left hanging #monsterdon

Oh and note that Gamera's elbow spikes are bigger now and out all the time. Because people loved them when the special effects guys snuck them in for one shot the first movie.
#Monsterdon

I left the movie on when I went to the store. I just came back and got confused- "What the hell is that la la la la la song?" #monsterdon

@apLundell I liked the part where the guy sang "Arigatooooo" #monsterdon

@req shit, we were so busy kicking ass nonstop we forgot to have a moral! Get one in at the end! #monsterdon

KAME KAME HAAAAAAAA!!
Hahahahaha #Monsterdon

the needle drops in this series' credits are incredible #monsterdon

that ecologist exchange at the end lmao #monsterdon

I take back what I said about futile military operations. This time #monsterdon

Gamera is really neat
Gamera is made of meat
We all love you Gamera #monsterdon

What's bigger than the biggest fireball Gamera can shoot from his mouth?
Well gotta one up the last movie. Time for a bigger orifice.
#Monsterdon

keeping that sayonara in the dub was A CHOICE #monsterdon

goddamn the 90s of this ending song though

kinda love it ngl

#monsterdon

don't think I don't hear that hint of superman theme whenever gamera flies somewhere #monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎶​ la la la la la-la-la-la-la!🎶​

@Taweret Thank you for organizing 1 hour and 41 minutes of solid entertainment #monsterdon

That was like the best Care Bear episode evarrr! Thanks for another joyful #Monsterdon @Taweret !

"there's your defense line"
"..."
"bitch" #monsterdon

Nice work #monsterdon and thanks for hosting again @Taweret ^_^

See everybody next week?

God DAMN #monsterdon

Well, at least Tokyo was spared #monsterdon

that motherfucking chestplate opening was pure kino #monsterdon

And now, a song by the Japanese equivalent of the Gin Blossoms

#Monsterdon

Lady, Gamera was born mad #monsterdon

Lightsaber tentacles? Eww.
#Monsterdon

selfish #monsterdon

i am gonna go back to watching actual NGE though
#monsterdon

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

@moira I compel you by the power of LEGION SUSHI! #monsterdon

@Louisa he made s bubble bath?! #monsterdon

appreciate how they keep calling it "the big one" #monsterdon

gg Gamera!! ty @Taweret for hosting!!
#monsterdon

Gamera can't see you saluting, you nerds #monsterdon

@Taweret History is written by the victors and by the bystanders #monsterdon

why isn't gamera giving them a thumbs up before blasting off in rocket turtle form #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Had to eat all those legion first, get 'em good and digested #monsterdon

@jonny why not just try to resize a window under wayla... nuthin! #monsterdon

My work here is now done. I must return to my people. #monsterdon

Little Legion, "Yo you got any games on that phone?"
#Monsterdon

So if that's even a possibility, why didn't Gamera lead with the nuclear abs attack? #monsterdon

OK, next boss phase #monsterdon

"We did it? mission accomplished?" you guys didn't do jack. gamera did everything

#monsterdon

bow, you schmucks! gamera did you a solid! be grateful! #monsterdon

gamera gamera wipes out global telecommunications and electrical infrastructure by summoning the entirety of earth's electromagnetic field into a single point #monsterdon

@JenYetAgain I might guess that's just ... the way with these movies? #monsterdon

I would feel much safer if the head of state our military pledged allegiance to was Gamera
#monsterdon

so Gamera had a little something to get off their chest #Monsterdon

Missiles work!?
Gamera is shocked too.
#Monsterdon

@moira @Taweret saaay, what kinda film is thi... oh, right, nvm #monsterdon

now _that_ is some goddamn turtle power #monsterdon

WHAT THE FUCK #Monsterdon

@Taweret https://youtu.be/aptonWR8PLA #monsterdon

Pretty colors. Let’s stand here and be irradiated. #monsterdon

This Heisei generation of films really loves its fuel-air explosions #monsterdon

okay, now that's a little silly

#monsterdon

@Taweret ...did someone say tentacles? #monsterdong #monsterdon

@Taweret I suspect the Ferengi #monsterdon

no i have not checked whether this came out before nge. that's not the point
#monsterdon

#monsterdon That is not how lasers work.

*dragging some giant rusty train rails against one another*
-foley artist doing legion's sound effects #monsterdon

sorry legion, gamera is the best at #jumprope #monsterdon

OK that was an historic moment...a regular gun actually worked on a monster in a Kaiju movie #Monsterdon

this is literally Shamsel/4th Angel shit
#monsterdon

The soldier killed the Legion monster with a handgun? Color me surprised #monsterdon

#monsterdon Monsters make weird noises.

@jonny I have often though browsers are just bugs #toosoon? #monsterdon

oh it has laser tentacles too

cool, cool

#monsterdon

how 'bout I renovate your FACE

#monsterdon

Caller ID really would have helped speed up the "turn on the power to lure the swarm" plan.
#Monsterdon

All those tiny exploding models, so good... #Monsterdon

Oh no the bug is going to... deflate? #Monsterdon

I wanna know what this attack on ASCII characters is.... I waaa t you to shoowww meee! 🎶 #WrongSong #monsterdon

blasted the internet straight out of that bug #monsterdon

the single eye on the bug monster is very creepy

#monsterdon

i spy with my monster eye #monsterdon