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#monsterdon

Asagi would still be skiing if her friend hadn’t messed up her leg, right? She hasn’t committed to this psychic friend of Gamera thing. #monsterdon

Every aspect of the legion is gross and upsetting, I love it #monsterdon

#monsterdon Luckily, Gamura can draw on the physical strength of a young girl.

What Gamera needs is that teenage girl wearing a comma on her necklace to send them some positive vibrations #monsterdon

gamera flying like that is always a sight #monsterdon

Lol, even my federated timeline is absolutely full of #Monsterdon. It's madness I tell you!

see kids, when bugs feel threatened, they spread their pedipalps and generate a powerful laser beam. it's nature's way

#monsterdon

again: goddamn that is some good modelwork #monsterdon

Unfortunately Gamera is only armored on his top side #monsterdon

i cant wait for the hacker catgirl who runs the gamera blog to pwn the alien bug hacker legion and use their ill gotten cyber-knife as a projector to liek have their holographic avi show up to give a wink and greetz and roll credits #monsterdon

I am increasingly invested in the ultimate defeat of these bugs, good job #Monsterdon

"It's preparing to launch its seed. It's going to explode."

Haha that's what I called it when [redacted] [redacted]

#Monsterdon

you can't say "oh shit" in a kaiju movie. gamera is a friend to children

#monsterdon

gurl if you gonna form a psychic bond you better do it fast #monsterdon

that bug downloaded all the internet it could and spent all the exp on that huge knife thing on its back #monsterdon

@jonny "What if we had a giant wooden gamera?" #wrongMovie #monsterdon

"oh hey, it's my giant reptilian flying psychic twin!" #monsterdon

See, if we had some commas we could have done some air traffic control, but no #monsterdon

they are STILL joyriding around in gamera's body???? #disrespectful #monsterdon

@moira "Get to the chopper!" #WrongMovie #wrongSlapChopCommercial #monsterdon

see kids, when turtles fly they transform their forearms into wings. it's nature's way

#monsterdon

Well that was fast. Sendai already has air pods.
I love it that this is a winter monster movie. So much snow. Big coats.
The old Showa Gamera movies were mostly filmed in the winter, including cold studios were you could see the breath of the actors in space ships and on an alien planet.
#Monsterdon

NOT THAT KIND OF CHOPPER THE ONE THAT FLIES

idiots

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@bunnyhero Oh don't worry, aliens provide their own face huggers?! #TooSoon?! #monsterdon

there they are: the wavers #monsterdon

I thought Mr Miyagi was in the Karate Kid #monsterdon #crossover

@strangefour Like the Kirin brewery! #Monsterdon

i miss practical effects in movies so much
cgi just isn't the same kind of fun

#monsterdon

Sendai is being infested with jump scares #monsterdon

Oh hey. Giant monster attaks that aren't all in Tokyo. That's always nice. Showing off other towns before they get stomped on. Kaiju stuff is oddly good as tourism advertizing.
#Monsterdon

the model work is Very Good in this one

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I'm glad they admitted that silicon isn't some rare thing you have to harvest from glass #monsterdon

I'm wondering whether in this installment they're going to avoid calling in the Yanks #monsterdon

@pinkosock the consequences of living on the Taco Bell Diet #Monsterdon

so if i am following, the bugs need to eat computers which makes them fart oxygen which they use for flight, and they talk by hacking electromagnetic radiation. i am like hold on maybe we can figure something out with the bugs we have much to learn #monsterdon

@apLundell Everybody in Sapporo is smashed #monsterdon

kinning the webpage scratching on itself like paper #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh, I had my Japanese TV towers confused. Tokyo Tower is still smashed.

Silicon based bugs powered by hydralics. Wait dont tarantulas basically have air powered legs?
HAH I love over protective dad looking upstairs.
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@ryan Sapporo Ichiban would also be an acceptable substitution #monsterdon

YES THE NEST IS STILL THERE #Monsterdon

woah landscape continuity! #monsterdon

I want a hidden shelf... #monsterdon

im not participating in #monsterdon tonight but i saw a post about blasting spores everywhere. here's some info on that if anybody's interested.

so that isn't even the only concern if you're trying to destroy a mushroom by blowing it up. spores are just how they do sexual reproduction. the mushroom fruitbody itself is just specialized mycelium. blowing it into a million pieces just creates a million inoculation points for clones of itself to take hold.

and that's kind of an advantage for it because, and now we're getting into the weeds a bit, because a single fungal organism grows to maturity when 2 spores mate. so all those spores would create lots of different fungal bodies all competing for resources. whereas a million tissue clones will grow back together into an even bigger stronger singular fungal body if the mycelium all manages to find each other again

long story short: by blowing it up you may have just made it bigger and stronger.

great moment to go in vacation sure #monsterdon

I’m amazed nobody got a Kirin in this scene #monsterdon

We pause for some alcohol product placement #monsterdon

Technically they could be gallium arsenide based or something instead #monsterdon

@strangefour I guess splattering a building in red blood would have been a bit too gross. #Monsterdon

ok maybe *all* of you should be wearing masks if you’re dissecting an alien bug #monsterdon

The real star power of the movie!
#Monsterdon

"What? don't all surgeons use Dremels?" #monsterdon

i, too, lack muscles and move via pressurized gas
#monsterdon

allow people to whimper incoherently a little bit the first time they see a web site be crumpled into smithereens in front of their very eyes #monsterdon

@trixter Well all the better to show LOTS of turtle blood covering a building.
Or maybe he's a Klingon?
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Surprise Mariah appearance. #monsterdon

I don't remember the 1996 internet making that weird springy sound effect #monsterdon

hefhialw gehirusguslerghseirugh 'don't be a b*tch do something' that cannot have been the translation #monsterdon

Any chance they've got some of those metal commas around? #monsterdon

okay how many times have i got to mute the #monsterdon hashtag before it stays muted!! oof

"I can't believe he's got his own web site." #Monsterdon

"Gotta love the internet"
*Kermit nodding meme*
#Monsterdon

“welcome to the GAMERA world”. yes. bring back this internet #monsterdon

Does this web site exist? I need this web site to exist. #Monsterdon

the mix of practical effects with a bit of CG and stop motion is...interesting... #Monsterdon

The mother Legion is a huge weird kaiju. I love her.
Wait... does Gamera fight ladies in every Heisei movie?
#Monsterdon

MARK NINE VERSE EIGHT #monsterdon

"And here's the one English speaking guy"

#monsterdon

@trixter He must have graduated from Notre Dame #monsterdon

"Do Transformers attract them?"
Oh no! Legion are ravenous TFwiki mods! Quick give them new toys to photograph and make jokes about as a distraction! Throw them more stories about gay robots in space!
#Monsterdon

Stop drop and roll gamera! #monsterdon

Cool, I love this video game #monsterdon

These alien bugs are Bad and I now agree with the guy who wanted to completely eradicate them. #Monsterdon

woah, it's battezone, no wait, it's original battlestar galactica no wait it's #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh yeah, you've got to take care of "those without offices"

Shut off your targeting computer #monsterdon

THAT BLOOD SPRAY!
Gamera. 😭
Oh well a big shell boy gotta take a licking before he can come back in the third round for the big fight.
#Monsterdon

they hacked gamera's body to be a gigantic helicopter and they're going to hack the power grid next!!!!! their threat model was all wrong!!!!!!! #monsterdon

Wait, Gamera bleeds green? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh, now it's a nickelodeon show!

I'm actually curious how they're going to defeat a literal legion of bugs. Do they maybe have a queen somewhere? #monsterdon

but unlike giant hornets, gamera has foot rockets! #monsterdon

The one JSDF guy who really liked the weird parts of the Bible.
"We are Legion for we are going to make our existence everyone else's problem."
#Monsterdon

now I want guacamole #monsterdon

@pinkosock @Taweret
#Gamera is here to save the earth, not the 1%
#Monsterdon

always one weird coworker who's gonna take an opportunity to quote the bible #monsterdon

oh wow stop motion I forgot this part :D #monsterdon

like bees and hornets, the aliens attack the larger predator by swarming and vibrating furiously in place to overheat the attacker #monsterdon

DON’T LET THEM FORGET ABOUT KIRIN #monsterdon

THEY JUST QUOTED "THE BIBLE" ABOUT A SPACE ALIEN
#monsterdon #ThisIsJustEvangelion

"The Bible." "No, some X-Men story." #Monsterdon

gamera's horrifying defeat at the hands of alien bugs is brought to you by Kirin

#monsterdon

It's like that picture of a guy with a beard of bees #monsterdon

OMG the bugs they are all aver me ew ew EWWW!!! #Monsterdon

Got unwanted weeds? Call Gamera at "1-800 Fuck You Plants!"
Oh eww. I forgot how creepy him being covered in one eyed roach monsters was.
#Monsterdon

nothing says 1996 movie like giant camcorders. #monsterdon

they going The Mummy (1999) on ya boy #monsterdon

help them what are you doing just standing there!!!!!! #monsterdon

@Taweret gamera didn't save those yachters because he's on our side of the #ClassWar
#monsterdon