Wait, is Kimo coming back? #Monsterdon

no, the one ms kilgore saw """moidah'd""" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Taboo -- I'd like to see it!
Racy!

"...I know about cannibalistic flowers, but tree monster? No way"

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

"We better get Clark out here to look at it." Yeah, it's a stump emergency.

#monsterdon

I feel so sorry for straight women. #Monsterdon

fwiw here's the yify rip up at archive.org: https://archive.org/details/from-hell-it-came-1957
nice quality and size. #monsterdon

"my grandfather passed on oral history."
"You mean it's a fairy tale, a made up story?"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT ORAL HISTORY MEANS YOU FUCKING RACIST IMPERIALIST SACK OF SHIT."
#monsterdon #FromHellItCame

#monsterdon I'm blaming the woodwinds for getting all up in the sound mix

#Monsterdon Because you really need to fall in line with our 1950s ideals, Terry.

Kabanga? They named it after a Batman sound effect? #Monsterdon

Gah, Bill is really bad at courtin'.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Rock and Roll is the personification of evil?

#monsterdon being couped up in a stuffy apartment having my anus blasted by rock & roll music- wait what?

I want to go to an all you can eat Chinese buffet. #Monsterdon

"Professor, that's not a bush. THIS is a bush!!" #monsterdon #fromhellitcame

"I will give you flowers daily"

"How... erm, nice...?"

"The flowers are free, Terry. Think of the savings."

#Monsterdon

There is a notable lack of monster appearances and we're halfway through already

#Monsterdon

She's a dermatologist, she knows all about bush. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

@Taweret Maybe he knows she's into that.

Goth girls were harder to spot back then.

#monsterdon

"It's a tree alright."

Thanks, Eagle Eye >_> #Monsterdon

"...professor, that's not a bush"

Hey Ohhhhhhh!

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Ah yes, Virginia Woolf's (sister's) "Who's Afraid of The Local Medicine Man?"

#monsterdon

Oh, they printed out some clipart. #Monsterdon

@clayknight we may only be able to black-and-white you intrigued in this case

#Monsterdon

"...what could it be?"
"dunno ... I'm stumped"

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

why did they keep wanting to do this shot, this shot is not working, this guy is not working. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon How wide are those lapels? Could he make a shower curtain out of them?

"... Is that skull stick crooked?"

#monsterdon

also why did you bring your date to the grave of the guy who was just murdered?

#monsterdon

We need a name for the skull on a stick. Jim? Bob? Frank? #Monsterdon

Gene Roddenberry stole this music for every Kirk love scene in TOS. #Monsterdon

"Why did you kiss me back?"

"I don't know. It was in the script."

#monsterdon

"Kissing you was my metabolism! I must have a tapeworm! IT WANTS YOU INSIDE ME. MY MOUTH THAT IS. FUCK." #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Uh oh! The skull stick fell over! No one will know how to get anywhere!

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

wtf was that kiss

and she looks so disgusted, as an actor AND as her character

#monsterdon

oh thank god the demon tree stump is gonna interrupt the date

#monsterdon

Headbutt him, ma'am. #Monsterdon

Come on chief. If that woman knows all your secret murder plans, you can't just let her walk away angry.

#monsterdon

"Kimo, my husband" in case you forgot the plot from 15 minutes ago. #monsterdon

What a very small tribe they are. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Naomi?

"You do love me, don't you?"

AHAHAHAHA, ew #Monsterdon

@tinker I am not responsible enough to keep track, but it happens every sunday evening at 9pm ET. @paco is our resident #monsterdon SME

Chet? Hey, Chet? We've already established this lady doesn't WANT your traditional two-car garage and one-point-five kids. Fuck off. #Monsterdon

i would honestly prefer hanging out with my passive agressive faux cockey doppelganger than be on a date with this guy
#monsterdon

POV: You're about to be kissed by Chet Whitey D: #Monsterdon

"...I'm going to fill your head every morning with jungle flowers"

Wow, this episode of Dexter just got weird.

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

@apLundell It’s only significant if it affects white people. #Monsterdon

lol #monsterdon tonight. :atombomb:

@Louisa He's a french chef, and he really likes the Eiffel tower, if you know what I mean. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

@Bluedepth :groan: 😂

#Monsterdon

OH GOD please don't do the closeup again D: D: D: #Monsterdon

@jerry - It looks cool! what movie are they watching and how do i join the next one?!?! #monsterdon

You rarely hear about cases of jungle rot any more. Good on ya, medical community. #Monsterdon

Formula X-37?

So Dr. Mason is into some kind of MLM thing? #Monsterdon

Should put a little Devil Dust on those Poison Nuts - quite the treat!

#monsterdon #FromHellItCame

"Let's try Formula X37"

NOW we're talkin'

#monsterdon

@sean Mmmm. Fish berries! #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

"And uh, wait until you taste his coffee"

in the morning, I mean. After the three of us spend the night together. Am I being too subtle

#Monsterdon

wow is this guy unappealing

holy hell

#monsterdon

THE HIIIIIIIILLS ARE ALIIIIIIVE WITH THE SOOOOOOUNDS OF NUKE TESTS... #Monsterdon

"your face shows improvement" unlike this guy, who's face is definitely not an improvement. #monsterdon

"...I picked the poison berries for you"
"No, I said poisson! It was supposed to be for the French chef!"

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Well, y'know what they say -- it's the second murder that really completes the marriage. #Monsterdon

Wait, she's got "RADIATION BURN"?!?

Uh, that's really bad. I thought you guys said the fallout wasn't significant here?

#monsterdon

A woman who'll kill her previous man will kill you too. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Dammit, Eddie interrupted girlie time. #Monsterdon

When your village is getting really into poison, I suspect you probably want to keep everyone on your side rather than jilting a lover who betrayed her previous husband to the death for you.

But what do I know?

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

"You helped me complete my murder! I can't trust you!" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dude. She’s just not into you.

#Monsterdon “I’m gonna wash that man right outta my hair….” After all, she seems to be finding a lot of female company to “get along” with. #WhatMovieIsThis

"Formula X-37", surely that can't go badly

#Monsterdon

"..you're looking at the best French chef on this island"

See! It _is_ Eric Ripert!

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

is EVERY line exposition? Or can we get on with the story? #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Getting close to Bingo I think
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon In do believe that was a whole conversation about things other than a man. Fashion and perfume 🤷‍♀️

maybe i could earn money to get the f off this film. #monsterdon

"He's a good man. Only moderately evil." #Monsterdon

"Lets try formula X-37. It can go three times the speed of sound!" #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

(tubi CM for cars, because they know we'd prefer to drive right off this moive) #monsterdon

@whknott it's a technical pass, not a pass in the spirit of the test, but it's a pass damn it #monsterdon

Rhymes with Ducky #monsterdon

In the 1950's all medicine was conducted by looking at people through small holes.

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Bob Whiteguy over there talks like his jaw's wired shut. #Monsterdon

Is this better than actual blackface? I really can't tell. Meh, not like it matters.

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Hahaha... They're trading passive aggressive insults but I'm gonna call that... A Bechdel Test Pass. ✅

I'll take what I can get! #Monsterdon

That is NOT sufficient PPE for the lab!!! #monsterdon #fromhellitcame

#Monsterdon music cue means what, exactly? Romance?

@trixter Equality at last #Monsterdon

These characters just can't stop explaining the plot to each-other. We've already gotten more backstory than most #monsterdon films have story.

"Enjoying our luxury" aka enjoying our slaves #monsterdon #fromhellitcame

Oh so Mrs. Kilgore is going to try to fuck the woman too. #Monsterdon

Oh my god it’s two women! Well played, shitty movie. Well played. #Monsterdon

AAAAAND of course she's "learned from the nuns" This FUCKIN' movie. #Monsterdon

"Would you please watch me carefully while I shower?"
"What else would a servant do?"
#monsterdon #FromHellItCame

@Taweret There are like eight of the same man so why not

#Monsterdon

Most awkward shower ever.

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

I can't tell the difference between the islanders in normal circumstances and the white people going for a swim. It's blackface without any makeup to make it easy to distinguish the intended race.

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Her accent drifts too?

Neither of the ladies in this film can decide where they're from.

#monsterdon