Meanwhile, at the nearby black lagoon ...
They are just going to fuck with this thing they dug up. #Monsterdon
They took all the MORTON SALT! #Monsterdon
@joewynne Those others sound like very good future #Monsterdon options
#Monsterdon IV on a tree? It has Veins?
"They came to get the Kabonga?"
So we were raided by Quickdraw McGraw? #Monsterdon
The monster FINALLY moves and all I can think is βAre you hinting my apples arenβt what they ought to be.β #Monsterdon
Formula 447. A little dab will do ya.
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Formula 447
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Paul Blaisdell is the designer of the Tabanga monster. He was busy! Other movies he designed for:
* It! The Terror from Beyond Space (recently analyzed by Monsterdon Team)
* The She-Creature
* Invasion of the Saucer Men
* Not of This Earth
@slott56 Is throwing a tree into quicksand a sure fire way to kill it? I wouldn't think so #monsterdon
"why keep this freak of nature alive?" that's what they asked about this movie, but people decided to release it anyway. #monsterdon
That poor actor, imagine trying to WALK in that costume, wow #Monsterdon
That's not so unusual. I look like that every morning I have to get up early.
Soundtrack is the best part of this movie, for real #Monsterdon
He's dying!
Okay, everyone, to bed. No need to study this tree with a fucking heart!
Yes, lets
THERE IT IS. #DayForNight #Bingo #Monsterdon #ItCameFromHell
My phoneβs about to die, so Iβm probably gonna nope out of the rest of the movie. Thanks folks! See you next week for #hogfather.
Hah, they did a nice job using the brush to obscure the rubber suit there!
Oh hey the monkey got out of the cage!
HA HA HA HA HA oh man, that monster XD XD XD #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon βWeβre going out to dig up the Tabanga. What says I am a serious scientist but have style? I know, Iβll try a sweater over my shoulders.β
They're gonna put an IV in....in a tree? #Monsterdon
But what the hell is the FDA going to say about using it on a ent for grins and giggles. #Monsterdon
finally we have a monster walking around
Stumpy's gonna drink all their coffee before they get there!
@steggy My money's on Orchid #monsterdon
Maybe the reason everyone's doing such weird science in this one is they're not smoking indoors.
#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame
so we're gonna give electroshock to the tree stump because its pulse is slowing which you can tell by looking at its heart sphincter and something about its adrenal glands so let's put the tree stump on an IV drip
okay
@apLundell To be fair he did get himself essentially adopted by a doctor, that seems to be working out all right
#Monsterdon Send it back to the US. Of course. That's the first thought of all scientists!
so Atomic Cannibal End not only has a goatse gill but totally turgid skull penis
"make as little noise as possible" yeah, this movie has had too much dialogue in it already. (-_-) #monsterdon
#monsterdon WHY AORTA
@apLundell oooh wait that would explain why a bunch of other people seemed to be tooting about parts of the movie 40 minutes before I saw them
So, we are just glossing over a tree having a heart? Right?
Smarmy shithead, that guy >_> #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Oh, itβs the opening again.
Awww, what a good snek doing a splore on the light fixture!
#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame
βIβm no tree surgeon,β is a GREAT lineβ¦ for this movie. #Monsterdon
i wonder what doppelganger lady is up to
C'mon, even bamboo doesn't grow that fast #monsterdon
That's a butthole. Where's the Hays Code when we need it? #Monsterdon
And electrode resistor. And 750 amps and a thousand volts. Where you gonna get 750kW on in this joint? #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
@RamenCatholic At last, sweet clarity :P #Monsterdon
Why keep the Ent alive, that's so morbid!
I feel like trying to keep something alive is the opposite of morbid
#MONSTERDON FLASH POLL
This is Tina Carver's final film. What do you think is the reason?
why are they surprised that the tree that they uprooted is dying, and why on earth do they think shocking the hell out of it will keep it alive. what is going on #monsterdon
"...the pulse is weak"
"Well, it is a stump."
"Maybe it's a blockage!"
"Ohhhhh, so that's what that sphincter is for!"
Wait, the creature has a clogged aorta!? My god, it's AMERICAN! #Monsterdon
They're giving an intravenous injection to a tree?
#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame
Wait - weren't those few seconds the scene that was at the very start of the film, about digging up the monster and bringing it back to the lab?
the adrenal gland? of the tree stump?
Boy they love showing the ent's face sphincter
...That pulsing sphincter is really distracting. STOP DOING CLOSEUPS ON IT, man ew #Monsterdon
I HAVE ROOTS. #groot #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
Blonde Di Maggio has truly plumpy lips. he definitely must be aitalian
Elsewhere..#Monsterdon
No, wait, really, it's a zombie, hang on, we just have to GROW it.
this movie could use some more horny bisexual accent lady right about now #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe explains why he died early, that's a rough time. #monsterdon
Wait, isn't this where we came in? Was this scene used as a teaser at the beginning? That's weird. #monsterdon
Natives: Leave our burial ground alone
Scientist: Oh, let us all check out the latest grave and take samples!
#Monsterdon
EDIT: Scientist wanting to dig it up, now
Tell me more about these cannibalistic flowers ... and Tabanga, the strange growth from the ground. With a heartbear and green radioactive blood.
This dude's dildo headdress is impressive
Is that dude wearing a banana headband? #Monsterdon
@apLundell πππ
#Monsterdon Hell of a geiger counter.
65!
"...you know you're wearing that fang hat upside down?"
"no I'm not"
"yes you are"
"no I'm not"
what happened to her doppelganger? did she leave?
The good thing about this movie is that it doesn't make me despise the ad breaks #monsterdon
Halfway through the movie, and the monster is barely hinted at π #Monsterdon #ItCameFromHell
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This movie was released as double bill with "The Disembodied". A spiritual theme for date night!
#monsterdon just catching up to the comments on Kilgore's accent, I keep hearing antebellum south in there, like the director asked for Australian but more racist.
Oh sure. Let's go chop up the radioactive tree stump. Just grab an axe, no need for protective gear.
PLEASE die. #Monsterdon
So what now? They placed this part of the movie at the beginning, like an excerpt? WTF IS HAPPENING!? #Monsterdon
Those shorts look really uncomfortable. #Monsterdon
Tabanga! Tabanga! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Finally got the Kabanga Music cue.
Why did it even occur to them to check a treestump for heartbeat?
Medicine is medicine. If it helps your cough, it'll cure the plague too, and maybe even let you mind control a zombie.
#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame
Why the hell can you pull the roots? #Monsterdon
The most terrifying monster - a radioactive stump that can do kegels!
I like the biggest issue of just breaking the native laws is that there are so many of them who will be very justifiably upset about it
#Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe I would love to see the tree monster doing the hustle
#Monsterdon Cheese and crackers. Why isnβt toxic masculinity on the bingo card?
Little known fact, Jim Henson got his start in Hollywood puppeting tree stump sphincters. #Monsterdon
Nargu has just realized what movie he's in, that's what. #monsterdon
Tree has a heartbeat, @starkraving666 says "Where did they get this video of my asshole?"
"scientifically impossible" kind of went out the window when you discovered a tree stump with a heartbeat
Something in the coffee made her kiss him back #monsterdon
Treebeard has had better days.
@yatsu YES #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe murray! #monsterdon
this tree has a pulse! #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
"an odd looking stump" i think that's what she's trying to tell you, sir. #monsterdon
Ah yes. Moidah. #Monsterdon
these are the squarest "natives" I have ever seen #Monsterdon