oh he was the trans partner in Dog Day Afternoon #Monsterdon

vector research

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Peter, trying to leave, what Charlie should have done and that would have avoided all this mess #monsterdon

Nice deck Dandrige

#Monsterdon #frightnight1985

I don't follow #monsterdon but I noticed someone posted y'all are are watching Fright Night, and I just wanna say to all y'all "You're so cool, Brewster"

have fun

"me too, probably"

ah, well, too bad then i guess.

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@himbovoorhees

Wait... elbow patches **aren't** rizz???

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I'm not an expert in 80s music, but I'm guessing that the club was playing nondescript 80s soundalike. #monsterdon

I want to mark “Comically Bad Accent” on the #MonsterdonBingo card, but Roddy McDowall was really British, so I feel bad.

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@CactuarJoe Pretty sure we occasionally find one that is both at once, too

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the way the dialogue was 100% "Amy? Amy? Amy?" during the club escape reminds me of one of my favorite Master Pancake Theatre gags:

In HALLOWEEN there's a lot of shooting that involves empty houses and jack-o-lanterns and mostly center around Bob Simms and Lynda Van der Klok, and there was a bit of the jack-o-lantern asking "Bob? Linda?" repeatedly

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Of course I want your help. I'm right out of friends otherwise. #Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag vagina dentata but POINTY

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If I had a vampire I wouldn't tell the police they are a vampire
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His real name is “Mr. Peterman”

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aw, Peter (or whoever you are) someone give that guy a hug, he seems sweet.

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#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 "Peter, it's just us." "Kid, you are too young for me."

It’s time for the musical interlude #monsterdon #FrightNight

@steggy Even the weak version of 80s music in this movie is better than that band.

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How many 80s songs are being imitated at once in the club music?

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Ah. A club called The Club.

That's basically 80s Yahtzee.

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I kinda feel like everyone is better off this way? Amy's going to get hers and Evil Ed has that hardcore brand on his forehead

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@moira OMFG! #monsterdon

"I'm leaving"

First sensible thing anyone's said all film

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@jonny And just think, earlier on he made a whole big deal about asking the kid to just forget what he was.

Then he just goes right out and displays his vampire nature right in public just because of a minor inconvenience...

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now that's some vampire rage right here!
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Charlie tries to get Amy back, but Sweater Vampire threatens that if he wants to see her again he will have to bring Peter Vincent (the actor) back to his house.

The bouncers correctly try to stop Sweater Vampire from leaving the club with an underaged girl, so Sweater Vampire transforms into Monster mode and kills them, causing panic.

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(bleh, there's some audible clipping in the mix of the music track in the rear channel of this scene, that feels like a weird glitch to leave in there)

Oh jeez, did this movie just introduce two black characters (after the homicide inspector near the beginning of the film) just to immediately kill them off? 🙄

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THERE IS NO VAMPIRE ONLY ZOOL #monsterdon

how have vamps stayed hidden for so long with these doofuses around?
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Oh No! It's
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There are too many comments at this #monsterdon and I can't follow them.

The bouncers are trying! #Monsterdon

Peter's neighbors must be really annoyed with him tonight.

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Was that really necessary considering he didn’t want people to know he was a vampire? #monsterdon

I guess we all knew that Amy's chances were slim in this flick.

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Amy? Amy?

oh well, moving on

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Vamp is kind of flying the colors at this club. Guess he's pretty confident.

#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 <Nelson voice> HA-ha!

club what, club radon? oh RADIO

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Damn, I just want to make all of the vampire sweaters. Aren't they in California? Why are there so many sweaters?

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Dance club conveniently has gigantic mirrors on the dancefloor. Sure... #monsterdon

Are we sure we downloaded this from the right website?

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Wasn't he trying to be stealth? No? Ok I guess. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛🦇 🧛‍♂️🦇 🧛‍♀️ 🦇😱

i feel that other people would notice this

Damn, they really had to have the lights dancing perfectly around the guy's dead body😂
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He was never going to keep a low profile with all those hot sweaters anyway

#Monsterdon #FrightNight

have you tried adding a split diopter shot?

surely you will not regret putting a split diopter shot in your movie

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this bouncer is _no_ Wesley Snipes.

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Never send a bouncer to do Blade's job.
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Charlie had like a dozen crosses but didn't bring any‽
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lol, vampire creation is an explosion now? #monsterdon #FrightNight

Evil Ed may have fangs but you can see the fillings in his back teeth.

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Masquerade violation #monsterdon

And now everyone knows vampires exist. Good job. #monsterdon

I'm really not clear whether Jerry wants to stay on the down low or not.

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@ohiofi I keep thinking he's Mark Ruffalo #Monsterdon

this isn't highlander Charlie and this isn't a church so, yeah i can kill you here
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Now he's just showing off. #Monsterdon

points to the club for watching out for chickenhawks and not playing along

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@apLundell
I have unfortunate news about that. Yes, depending on what school you went to...

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Charlie tries to call the actor for help, but the actor is scared. Meanwhile, the main vampire guy, who I will henceforth call Sweater Vampire, has met Amy in the dance club and is doing a horny dance with her. She notices that he's a vampire because she doesn't see his reflection in a mirror, but he kisses her anyway because Sweater Vampire has an entrancing sweater.

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ah, i see we're not afraid of making a scene after all. okay then.

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Seems a bit of an overreaction to a bouncer #Monsterdon

With this music I might also be okay becoming a vampire

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you versus the guy who actually read the kinky fanfic that she "accidentally" posted a link to

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Shazam says this is the "Killer Dance Mix" of Give it Up by Evelyn King.

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nice Mirror trick there...

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#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 Wait...she's in _high school_ still, right? I didn't miss graduation, did I?

Give it Up - Evelyn King
https://youtu.be/GGcykEw4CKw?si=eSNEwoPLEcG0fD7j #monsterdon

Instead of #monsterdon i watched Halloween is Grinchnight https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPSDxfSdRb8&pp=ygUZaGFsbG93ZWVuIGlzIGdyaW5jaCBuaWdodA%3D%3D

Suuuuuure

It's a mirror, yeah

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@Victorsigmoid OMG! I’ve been Bobmotized at the Georgia Renaissance Festival!

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asking for pervy reasons

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INSTANT BOSS MUSIC #Monsterdon

I mean if your boyfriend was Charley, wouldn’t you try and score with Chris Sarandon instead?

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Woah woah Amy stop right there the vampire is the one who's supposed to be doing the sucking #Monsterdon

how many places can vampires have fangs, anyway?

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"Vampire boyfriends always work out, right?"

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This nightclub scene is going on way too long.

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@otheorange_tag 😂

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how long can the hypnotism dance scene possibly last challenge #monsterdon

Imitation Price and The Revolution music.

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@littlemiao@babka.social Yeah, I suspect he trained himself out of some vampire weaknesses or something.

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Is this Funkytown?

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@amyfou I wonder who would win in an unbothered walk-off? Jer or Michael Myers? #monsterdon

@neia You can slow dance to anything if you try hard enough #Monsterdon

Dirty Dancing with a minor
Shame on you vamp.

HERE IS THE BREAK AWAY POP HIT THEY HOPED FOR!
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And there's the second failed saving throw -- even seeing an empty mirror isn't enough to break his control.

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did she stick a fork in an electrical outlet, she is full coif

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where's the Blood Rave when you need it.

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this song sounds like loose cutlery falling down stairs
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uggggh psychic control dance scene

boring *and* tacky

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The joke's on him. Amy's a tad on the vapid side. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So, she's a ... painted... jezebel…?

Oh, they’re going to do a Dirty Dancing “I’m playing hard to get” dance scene.

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the forbidden dance (miming a hula hoop)

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It's not cool when Edward Cullen does it, Jerry, and it's not cool when YOU do it.

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Same, except I’d be knitting most of them myself

Look, I can’t be out looking for victims ALL night

#Monsterdon https://retro.pizza/@trixter/115324763035759762

@neia He seems weirdly inconsistent. Maybe the cross doesn’t work unless you actually touch him with it? #Monsterdon