Charlie’s dead

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lawl title withing the title within the title #monsterdon

Chris did Dr Evil steal that shirt from you

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@CactuarJoe I am mostly just distracted by realizing her actress is a lesbian.

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"You have to have faith..."

It worked on the other vampire, dude.

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Anyway, this vampire is mad as hell, and he's not gonna take it anymore

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No stylish sweater for the occasion?! #Monsterdon

@randy_s I feel like "inadvertent reference to another #Monsterdon movie" would also go well on the bingo card

[shit eating grin] "welcome to FRIGHT NIGHT… for real"

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"Where am I? Where's Charley? Where are the buttons on your shirt?"

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#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 he said the name of the movie in the movie in the movie

may as well scrape a little paint while i'm waiting, I do want to restore this place

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I guess I do appreciate the annoying dumbass thrall sidekick trope
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@randy_s omg yes I was thinking the same

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No, you are Cornelius the great Chimp scientist

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Love waking up from a psychic roofie in a dress I don't own.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Crosses loaded and READY TO GO

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that case doesn't seem to have the most efficient use of space

Jerry Dandridge is a textbook example of a nominal Elder who doesn't seem to have learned much.

Just letting anyone next door know is stupid—even all but the stupidest human predators know that there's this thing you're not supposed to do 'where you eat'….

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@JoeWynne I have a chest tattoo and I was feeling shy when I got inked so the tattoo artist gave me stick-on pasties to cover my nipples. they were doing exactly what they were designed to do, and *those* hurt coming off. duct tape... that's commitment to the craft

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I am Peter Vincent, the great vampire killer
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I want Roddy to call Sarandon “Bright Eyes” and then stake him.

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@jammerb Is that to balance the wd-40 on his thingy? #Monsterdon #ImAskin

MAKE THE WALLS DO THE BLOOD THING

DO IT DO IT DO IT

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Angel drink me it is the only way you can heal.

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PDF file! #monsterdon

Vincent why do you even have that kit

IT IS A STAGE PROP

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A man (vampire) willing to dance in a hot club in that sweater is committed to sweater wear. #monsterdon

for a blood-sucker he sure wastes a lot of it.
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Damn that’s a big ole cross ya got there, Flava Flav.

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well that wasn't terrible at all. >:( #monsterdon

the implication being that the filming of "Orgy of the Damned" used a real gun

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Looks like he missed her neck and bit her trap though?

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that ill wind, that vampire wind

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give Peter a second, sir, he's gotta get into character.

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@ramsey Hey Evil, stop playing with yer food! #Monsterdon

Ugh so gross. Get back to some blood and guts. #monsterdon

What if it was called Night of Fright becausee this sex scene took all night and he was frighteningly bad in bed?
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Obviously she knows. #Vampire tease.
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Way to lose a girlfriend Charlie.

@CactuarJoe Sometimes that's all you need! #Monsterdon

I feel better knowing the actress here is 27. But does Chris Sarandon have to make that face? It's really off putting

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if I'd seen this in the theater back in the mid 80s I'd not have made it this far before probably steppin' out lol.

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@hollie@social.coop Just not very long, apparently.

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Does he know she has duct tape on her breasts?

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[underwhelming electric guitar continues]

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@hollie i hate it!! #Monsterdon

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This vampire has a type.. underage..

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Does he know that halter dress covers the neck?

#monsterdon Amy is contending with premature dewdrops.

Here. Check out my oil paintings of my previous conquests... #monsterdon

ALL SHIRT NO NIPPLE

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Vampires don't have sex, not canon
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Chris Sarandon, creeeeeper

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@mmezabet That's what she sa.... nuthin! #Monsterdon

Oh gross

He's all shirt

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eewwww #Monsterdon

THE FUCK IS THAT DRESS #monsterdon

Make Amy sleep on a rug by the fire. Like a dog.

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ffs sake we left creepy town and now in creepsville
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I love how in vampire movies the Chosen Girls are always like, "Well, guess I'm going to die, but hey, I get to wear this incredible dress, so...I dunno, not so bad"

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honestly can you even imagine the club scene working

at all

with the current cctv people run?

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vamp looks WAY worse with his shirt off

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How long ago? Ask him Amy, how long ago? #Monsterdon

@himbovoorhees Metaphors? in #Monsterdon ? What is my timeline coming to....

Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww…

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Honestly, the painting looks nothing like her.

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the Chris Sarandon stan just got home, took one look at the screen, and said "this movie is soooo gaaaaay"

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It's curtains for you, Amy

Like as a dress

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oh great, more making out? 🥴
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Maybe if he offered him $8?

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That's a very decent cassette deck #monsterdon

did you steal that from the lady in the Towering Inferno?

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Why does this vampire look like Sam Altman? #monsterdon #FrightNight

That rug is made out of sweaters.

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza That's because they're mostly just a bunch of scenes in a row rather than actual stories, no?

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"I'M SORRY CHARLIE"

oh he was the trans partner in Dog Day Afternoon #Monsterdon

vector research

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Peter, trying to leave, what Charlie should have done and that would have avoided all this mess #monsterdon

Nice deck Dandrige

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"me too, probably"

ah, well, too bad then i guess.

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@himbovoorhees

Wait... elbow patches **aren't** rizz???

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I'm not an expert in 80s music, but I'm guessing that the club was playing nondescript 80s soundalike. #monsterdon

I want to mark “Comically Bad Accent” on the #MonsterdonBingo card, but Roddy McDowall was really British, so I feel bad.

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@CactuarJoe Pretty sure we occasionally find one that is both at once, too

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the way the dialogue was 100% "Amy? Amy? Amy?" during the club escape reminds me of one of my favorite Master Pancake Theatre gags:

In HALLOWEEN there's a lot of shooting that involves empty houses and jack-o-lanterns and mostly center around Bob Simms and Lynda Van der Klok, and there was a bit of the jack-o-lantern asking "Bob? Linda?" repeatedly

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Of course I want your help. I'm right out of friends otherwise. #Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag vagina dentata but POINTY

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aw, Peter (or whoever you are) someone give that guy a hug, he seems sweet.

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#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 "Peter, it's just us." "Kid, you are too young for me."

It’s time for the musical interlude #monsterdon #FrightNight

@steggy Even the weak version of 80s music in this movie is better than that band.

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How many 80s songs are being imitated at once in the club music?

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Ah. A club called The Club.

That's basically 80s Yahtzee.

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I kinda feel like everyone is better off this way? Amy's going to get hers and Evil Ed has that hardcore brand on his forehead

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@moira OMFG! #monsterdon

"I'm leaving"

First sensible thing anyone's said all film

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@jonny And just think, earlier on he made a whole big deal about asking the kid to just forget what he was.

Then he just goes right out and displays his vampire nature right in public just because of a minor inconvenience...

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now that's some vampire rage right here!
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(bleh, there's some audible clipping in the mix of the music track in the rear channel of this scene, that feels like a weird glitch to leave in there)

Oh jeez, did this movie just introduce two black characters (after the homicide inspector near the beginning of the film) just to immediately kill them off? 🙄

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