MRS. BREWSTER WHERE ARE YOUR MILLIONS, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!

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Roll credits

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Ah yes, the magical cross that makes men go moo!
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dang the practicals in this wolf scene are super duper

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Vampire's shirt has too many buttons. What century is it from?
Oh... That cross is useless. Huh.
Ah faith! So this was one of the movies that went into that twist.
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@wohali Howard!? Howard Bannister?! #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

He’s gone from Cosby sweaters to a Corey Feldman shirt.

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Chekhov's giant pendulous gold cross. #monsterdon

Why does it require specifically holding the cross anyway? Like just having it on one's person should be enough shouldn't it?

Silly vampire rules.

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Big up the Atheist Vampires!

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Ah, I see, this is the subspecies Nehru Vampire

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Chris Sarandon should have done a fake, over-the-top Translyanian accent for the “Welcome to Fright Night” quote.

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#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 always vamp with a buddy

@ManWithPez @floatybirb ...wowww this is awesome

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Charlie’s dead

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lawl title withing the title within the title #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I am mostly just distracted by realizing her actress is a lesbian.

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Chris did Dr Evil steal that shirt from you

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"You have to have faith..."

It worked on the other vampire, dude.

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HE SAID THE THING

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Anyway, this vampire is mad as hell, and he's not gonna take it anymore

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This movie might be title dropping too much.
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No stylish sweater for the occasion?! #Monsterdon

@randy_s I feel like "inadvertent reference to another #Monsterdon movie" would also go well on the bingo card

[shit eating grin] "welcome to FRIGHT NIGHT… for real"

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Every floor board in that place squeaks.

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"Where am I? Where's Charley? Where are the buttons on your shirt?"

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#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 he said the name of the movie in the movie in the movie

Charlie approaches the suburban vampire castle, but now Peter Vincent has had a change of heart and decided to play his character, but in real life, bringing a box full of stakes, crosses and a gun.

Charlie wants to go through the front door because he's a moron, Peter Vincent advises him to be less stupid but then the door swings open so they walk in.

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i think it's a little late for amy, gentlemen.

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may as well scrape a little paint while i'm waiting, I do want to restore this place

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I guess I do appreciate the annoying dumbass thrall sidekick trope
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@randy_s omg yes I was thinking the same

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No, you are Cornelius the great Chimp scientist

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Love waking up from a psychic roofie in a dress I don't own.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Crosses loaded and READY TO GO

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that case doesn't seem to have the most efficient use of space

Jerry Dandridge is a textbook example of a nominal Elder who doesn't seem to have learned much.

Just letting anyone next door know is stupid—even all but the stupidest human predators know that there's this thing you're not supposed to do 'where you eat'….

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@JoeWynne I have a chest tattoo and I was feeling shy when I got inked so the tattoo artist gave me stick-on pasties to cover my nipples. they were doing exactly what they were designed to do, and *those* hurt coming off. duct tape... that's commitment to the craft

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I am Peter Vincent, the great vampire killer
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I want Roddy to call Sarandon “Bright Eyes” and then stake him.

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@jammerb Is that to balance the wd-40 on his thingy? #Monsterdon #ImAskin

MAKE THE WALLS DO THE BLOOD THING

DO IT DO IT DO IT

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Angel drink me it is the only way you can heal.

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PDF file! #monsterdon

Vincent why do you even have that kit

IT IS A STAGE PROP

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A man (vampire) willing to dance in a hot club in that sweater is committed to sweater wear. #monsterdon

for a blood-sucker he sure wastes a lot of it.
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Damn that’s a big ole cross ya got there, Flava Flav.

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well that wasn't terrible at all. >:( #monsterdon

the implication being that the filming of "Orgy of the Damned" used a real gun

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Looks like he missed her neck and bit her trap though?

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give Peter a second, sir, he's gotta get into character.

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that ill wind, that vampire wind

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@ramsey Hey Evil, stop playing with yer food! #Monsterdon

Ugh so gross. Get back to some blood and guts. #monsterdon

I seriously don't think my cat is going to let me get through this movie. She is very insistent that it is now bedtime.

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What if it was called Night of Fright becausee this sex scene took all night and he was frighteningly bad in bed?
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Obviously she knows. #Vampire tease.
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Way to lose a girlfriend Charlie.

@floatybirb The novelization really does play it off as Jerry thinks humans are stupid and no one would believe what they heard or saw. I mean, I love that book, but...come on.

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@CactuarJoe Sometimes that's all you need! #Monsterdon

I feel better knowing the actress here is 27. But does Chris Sarandon have to make that face? It's really off putting

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fully 10 minutes of runtime in this miserable horny garbage #monsterdon

if I'd seen this in the theater back in the mid 80s I'd not have made it this far before probably steppin' out lol.

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@hollie@social.coop Just not very long, apparently.

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Does he know she has duct tape on her breasts?

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[underwhelming electric guitar continues]

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@hollie i hate it!! #Monsterdon

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This vampire has a type.. underage..

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Does he know that halter dress covers the neck?

#monsterdon Amy is contending with premature dewdrops.

Here. Check out my oil paintings of my previous conquests... #monsterdon

ALL SHIRT NO NIPPLE

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Vampires don't have sex, not canon
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Chris Sarandon, creeeeeper

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@mmezabet That's what she sa.... nuthin! #Monsterdon

Oh gross

He's all shirt

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eewwww #Monsterdon

THE FUCK IS THAT DRESS #monsterdon

Make Amy sleep on a rug by the fire. Like a dog.

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ffs sake we left creepy town and now in creepsville
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I love how in vampire movies the Chosen Girls are always like, "Well, guess I'm going to die, but hey, I get to wear this incredible dress, so...I dunno, not so bad"

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honestly can you even imagine the club scene working

at all

with the current cctv people run?

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He has a button on the BACK of his shirt
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How long ago? Ask him Amy, how long ago? #Monsterdon

vamp looks WAY worse with his shirt off

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@himbovoorhees Metaphors? in #Monsterdon ? What is my timeline coming to....

Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww…

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Honestly, the painting looks nothing like her.

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the Chris Sarandon stan just got home, took one look at the screen, and said "this movie is soooo gaaaaay"

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It's curtains for you, Amy

Like as a dress

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oh great, more making out? 🥴
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Maybe if he offered him $8?

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That's a very decent cassette deck #monsterdon

Why does this vampire look like Sam Altman? #monsterdon #FrightNight

did you steal that from the lady in the Towering Inferno?

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That rug is made out of sweaters.

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That's an unexpected vehicle for a vampire gang... #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza That's because they're mostly just a bunch of scenes in a row rather than actual stories, no?

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"I'M SORRY CHARLIE"