THERE IS NO VAMPIRE ONLY ZOOL #monsterdon

how have vamps stayed hidden for so long with these doofuses around?
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Oh No! It's
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There are too many comments at this #monsterdon and I can't follow them.

The bouncers are trying! #Monsterdon

Peter's neighbors must be really annoyed with him tonight.

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Was that really necessary considering he didn’t want people to know he was a vampire? #monsterdon

I guess we all knew that Amy's chances were slim in this flick.

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Amy? Amy?

oh well, moving on

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Vamp is kind of flying the colors at this club. Guess he's pretty confident.

#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 <Nelson voice> HA-ha!

club what, club radon? oh RADIO

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Damn, I just want to make all of the vampire sweaters. Aren't they in California? Why are there so many sweaters?

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Are we sure we downloaded this from the right website?

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Dance club conveniently has gigantic mirrors on the dancefloor. Sure... #monsterdon

Wasn't he trying to be stealth? No? Ok I guess. #monsterdon

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i feel that other people would notice this

Damn, they really had to have the lights dancing perfectly around the guy's dead body😂
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He was never going to keep a low profile with all those hot sweaters anyway

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have you tried adding a split diopter shot?

surely you will not regret putting a split diopter shot in your movie

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this bouncer is _no_ Wesley Snipes.

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lol, vampire creation is an explosion now? #monsterdon #FrightNight

Charlie had like a dozen crosses but didn't bring any‽
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Never send a bouncer to do Blade's job.
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Masquerade violation #monsterdon

And now everyone knows vampires exist. Good job. #monsterdon

I'm really not clear whether Jerry wants to stay on the down low or not.

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Now he's just showing off. #Monsterdon

this isn't highlander Charlie and this isn't a church so, yeah i can kill you here
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points to the club for watching out for chickenhawks and not playing along

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@apLundell
I have unfortunate news about that. Yes, depending on what school you went to...

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Charlie tries to call the actor for help, but the actor is scared. Meanwhile, the main vampire guy, who I will henceforth call Sweater Vampire, has met Amy in the dance club and is doing a horny dance with her. She notices that he's a vampire because she doesn't see his reflection in a mirror, but he kisses her anyway because Sweater Vampire has an entrancing sweater.

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ah, i see we're not afraid of making a scene after all. okay then.

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Seems a bit of an overreaction to a bouncer #Monsterdon

With this music I might also be okay becoming a vampire

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you versus the guy who actually read the kinky fanfic that she "accidentally" posted a link to

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Shazam says this is the "Killer Dance Mix" of Give it Up by Evelyn King.

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nice Mirror trick there...

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#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 Wait...she's in _high school_ still, right? I didn't miss graduation, did I?

Give it Up - Evelyn King
https://youtu.be/GGcykEw4CKw?si=eSNEwoPLEcG0fD7j #monsterdon

Instead of #monsterdon i watched Halloween is Grinchnight https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPSDxfSdRb8&pp=ygUZaGFsbG93ZWVuIGlzIGdyaW5jaCBuaWdodA%3D%3D

Suuuuuure

It's a mirror, yeah

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@Victorsigmoid OMG! I’ve been Bobmotized at the Georgia Renaissance Festival!

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asking for pervy reasons

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INSTANT BOSS MUSIC #Monsterdon

I mean if your boyfriend was Charley, wouldn’t you try and score with Chris Sarandon instead?

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how many places can vampires have fangs, anyway?

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This nightclub scene is going on way too long.

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@otheorange_tag 😂

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how long can the hypnotism dance scene possibly last challenge #monsterdon

@littlemiao@babka.social Yeah, I suspect he trained himself out of some vampire weaknesses or something.

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Is this Funkytown?

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@amyfou I wonder who would win in an unbothered walk-off? Jer or Michael Myers? #monsterdon

@neia You can slow dance to anything if you try hard enough #Monsterdon

Dirty Dancing with a minor
Shame on you vamp.

HERE IS THE BREAK AWAY POP HIT THEY HOPED FOR!
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And there's the second failed saving throw -- even seeing an empty mirror isn't enough to break his control.

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did she stick a fork in an electrical outlet, she is full coif

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where's the Blood Rave when you need it.

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uggggh psychic control dance scene

boring *and* tacky

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The joke's on him. Amy's a tad on the vapid side. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So, she's a ... painted... jezebel…?

the forbidden dance (miming a hula hoop)

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It's not cool when Edward Cullen does it, Jerry, and it's not cool when YOU do it.

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Same, except I’d be knitting most of them myself

Look, I can’t be out looking for victims ALL night

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@neia He seems weirdly inconsistent. Maybe the cross doesn’t work unless you actually touch him with it? #Monsterdon

Stockholm Syndrome, named after Vlad Stockholm of Translyvania

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#monsterdon about 1:03:00 or so: "You got your Dr. Who in my Girls on Film/You got your Girls on film in my Dr. Who"

(Stock music wearing its influences on its sleeve) #FrightNight1985

@diazona It's a toggle?! Two wrongs DO make a right! #Monsterdon

@turgon THE hottest dance scene #Monsterdon #FrightNight1985

Nightclub song is "A Good Man In a Bad Time", by Ian Hunter, who also sang "Once Bitten, Twice Shy"

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woh dood
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ok not watching this

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pervy high school gym dance vibes in a nightclub, sure why not

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he is using some vampire sex-appel on Amy
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Bleugh #Monsterdon

How old is Amy? Is the vampire a pedo, now?

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nothing remotely queer about a boat neck, no siree

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Slow dancing? To this beat?

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ew.

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Maybe they will meet Angel at the Bronze.

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She's been Bobmotized!

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Everyone keep in mind, Amy is supposed to be a high school girl.

So… is the vampire's name Jerry Dandridge, or Humbert Humbert?

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He's a good man! In a bad town!

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New sweater.

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Vampire mating dance. Next he's gonna spread his arms out and make clicking noises while bouncing. #Monsterdon

Now we have to listen to Dracula's new wave band sing about missing their reflections

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There aren't enough zippers in the room for this to be a real 80's party.

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Sarandon is making all this 80's fashion look really good. #Monsterdon #FrightNight

I'm going to show this movie to all my knitting friends

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I finally realized what this movie is missing.

it's missing Wesley Snipes.

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No smooching sounds, ok kids.
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Do you need an invite into a place of business if you are a vampire? That rule seems to flip flop alot.
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I bet money he'll dance with the girlfriend.
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Seriously his knitwear is ON POINT, damn

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Evil is not the brightest vampire #monsterdon

@jonny I was thinking the same thing, rofl. He just practically walked right into that cross!

Clearly he wasn't ready for the whole being a vampire thing. You gotta train them first!

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Save it for Whedon, Evil. #monsterdon

I mean why would you think the police would suddenly believe you about vampires now‽
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Vampire in a nightclub, fork found in kitchen #Monsterdon

The best way to leave a party without fuss is via the window...

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