now that's some vampire rage right here!
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(bleh, there's some audible clipping in the mix of the music track in the rear channel of this scene, that feels like a weird glitch to leave in there)

Oh jeez, did this movie just introduce two black characters (after the homicide inspector near the beginning of the film) just to immediately kill them off? 🙄

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THERE IS NO VAMPIRE ONLY ZOOL #monsterdon

how have vamps stayed hidden for so long with these doofuses around?
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Oh No! It's
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There are too many comments at this #monsterdon and I can't follow them.

The bouncers are trying! #Monsterdon

Peter's neighbors must be really annoyed with him tonight.

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Was that really necessary considering he didn’t want people to know he was a vampire? #monsterdon

I guess we all knew that Amy's chances were slim in this flick.

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Amy? Amy?

oh well, moving on

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Vamp is kind of flying the colors at this club. Guess he's pretty confident.

#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 <Nelson voice> HA-ha!

club what, club radon? oh RADIO

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Damn, I just want to make all of the vampire sweaters. Aren't they in California? Why are there so many sweaters?

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Dance club conveniently has gigantic mirrors on the dancefloor. Sure... #monsterdon

Are we sure we downloaded this from the right website?

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Wasn't he trying to be stealth? No? Ok I guess. #monsterdon

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i feel that other people would notice this

Damn, they really had to have the lights dancing perfectly around the guy's dead body😂
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He was never going to keep a low profile with all those hot sweaters anyway

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have you tried adding a split diopter shot?

surely you will not regret putting a split diopter shot in your movie

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this bouncer is _no_ Wesley Snipes.

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lol, vampire creation is an explosion now? #monsterdon #FrightNight

Charlie had like a dozen crosses but didn't bring any‽
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Never send a bouncer to do Blade's job.
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Masquerade violation #monsterdon

And now everyone knows vampires exist. Good job. #monsterdon

I'm really not clear whether Jerry wants to stay on the down low or not.

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Now he's just showing off. #Monsterdon

this isn't highlander Charlie and this isn't a church so, yeah i can kill you here
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points to the club for watching out for chickenhawks and not playing along

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@apLundell
I have unfortunate news about that. Yes, depending on what school you went to...

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Charlie tries to call the actor for help, but the actor is scared. Meanwhile, the main vampire guy, who I will henceforth call Sweater Vampire, has met Amy in the dance club and is doing a horny dance with her. She notices that he's a vampire because she doesn't see his reflection in a mirror, but he kisses her anyway because Sweater Vampire has an entrancing sweater.

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ah, i see we're not afraid of making a scene after all. okay then.

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Seems a bit of an overreaction to a bouncer #Monsterdon

With this music I might also be okay becoming a vampire

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you versus the guy who actually read the kinky fanfic that she "accidentally" posted a link to

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Shazam says this is the "Killer Dance Mix" of Give it Up by Evelyn King.

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nice Mirror trick there...

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#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 Wait...she's in _high school_ still, right? I didn't miss graduation, did I?

Give it Up - Evelyn King
https://youtu.be/GGcykEw4CKw?si=eSNEwoPLEcG0fD7j #monsterdon

Instead of #monsterdon i watched Halloween is Grinchnight https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPSDxfSdRb8&pp=ygUZaGFsbG93ZWVuIGlzIGdyaW5jaCBuaWdodA%3D%3D

Suuuuuure

It's a mirror, yeah

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@Victorsigmoid OMG! I’ve been Bobmotized at the Georgia Renaissance Festival!

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asking for pervy reasons

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INSTANT BOSS MUSIC #Monsterdon

I mean if your boyfriend was Charley, wouldn’t you try and score with Chris Sarandon instead?

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how many places can vampires have fangs, anyway?

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This nightclub scene is going on way too long.

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@otheorange_tag 😂

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how long can the hypnotism dance scene possibly last challenge #monsterdon

@littlemiao@babka.social Yeah, I suspect he trained himself out of some vampire weaknesses or something.

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Is this Funkytown?

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@amyfou I wonder who would win in an unbothered walk-off? Jer or Michael Myers? #monsterdon

@neia You can slow dance to anything if you try hard enough #Monsterdon

Dirty Dancing with a minor
Shame on you vamp.

HERE IS THE BREAK AWAY POP HIT THEY HOPED FOR!
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And there's the second failed saving throw -- even seeing an empty mirror isn't enough to break his control.

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did she stick a fork in an electrical outlet, she is full coif

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where's the Blood Rave when you need it.

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uggggh psychic control dance scene

boring *and* tacky

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The joke's on him. Amy's a tad on the vapid side. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So, she's a ... painted... jezebel…?

the forbidden dance (miming a hula hoop)

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It's not cool when Edward Cullen does it, Jerry, and it's not cool when YOU do it.

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Same, except I’d be knitting most of them myself

Look, I can’t be out looking for victims ALL night

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@neia He seems weirdly inconsistent. Maybe the cross doesn’t work unless you actually touch him with it? #Monsterdon

Stockholm Syndrome, named after Vlad Stockholm of Translyvania

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#monsterdon about 1:03:00 or so: "You got your Dr. Who in my Girls on Film/You got your Girls on film in my Dr. Who"

(Stock music wearing its influences on its sleeve) #FrightNight1985

@diazona It's a toggle?! Two wrongs DO make a right! #Monsterdon

@turgon THE hottest dance scene #Monsterdon #FrightNight1985

Nightclub song is "A Good Man In a Bad Time", by Ian Hunter, who also sang "Once Bitten, Twice Shy"

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woh dood
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ok not watching this

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pervy high school gym dance vibes in a nightclub, sure why not

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he is using some vampire sex-appel on Amy
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How old is Amy? Is the vampire a pedo, now?

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Bleugh #Monsterdon

nothing remotely queer about a boat neck, no siree

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Slow dancing? To this beat?

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ew.

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Maybe they will meet Angel at the Bronze.

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She's been Bobmotized!

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Everyone keep in mind, Amy is supposed to be a high school girl.

So… is the vampire's name Jerry Dandridge, or Humbert Humbert?

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He's a good man! In a bad town!

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New sweater.

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Vampire mating dance. Next he's gonna spread his arms out and make clicking noises while bouncing. #Monsterdon

Now we have to listen to Dracula's new wave band sing about missing their reflections

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There aren't enough zippers in the room for this to be a real 80's party.

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Sarandon is making all this 80's fashion look really good. #Monsterdon #FrightNight

I'm going to show this movie to all my knitting friends

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I finally realized what this movie is missing.

it's missing Wesley Snipes.

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No smooching sounds, ok kids.
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Do you need an invite into a place of business if you are a vampire? That rule seems to flip flop alot.
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I bet money he'll dance with the girlfriend.
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Seriously his knitwear is ON POINT, damn

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Evil is not the brightest vampire #monsterdon

@jonny I was thinking the same thing, rofl. He just practically walked right into that cross!

Clearly he wasn't ready for the whole being a vampire thing. You gotta train them first!

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Save it for Whedon, Evil. #monsterdon

I mean why would you think the police would suddenly believe you about vampires now‽
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