Fright Night
ano yatsu
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza

listen, Charlie, given that this is an 80s movie, her "no" is probably the only thing preventing you both from being murdered during the course of this film.

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Harvey Sandstrom
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0

This is Peter Vincent, not to be confused with Vincent Price whose estate asked that he be left out of this.

Paco Hope
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange

I can't remember this film at all, except the terrible accent where Prince Humperdinck says "Frrrrright. Night." But it's a 1980s horror movie, so boobies will be obligatory.

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ManWithPez
ManWithPez
ManWithPez

Anyone need this quoted to them word for word? I can even put some performance on it if you'd prefer?

Randy_underscore_S
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social

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Wait, this is Snow White?
The music has switched from ripping off your grandpa's anime to ripping Chuck Mangione only here it's an oboe instead of a flΓΌgelhorn.

Thrilling Bloody Sword (1981)

SnoopJ
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

@moira thank you for the inspiration to make this, this is the first time I've ever used a motion-tracked effect

"Charlie, why did you bring THAT to the vampire confrontation?!"

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Plaid
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse

I know antihero is when the protagonist is a badass loose cannon doesn’t play by the rules type. But what is it when the protagonist is just a low-grade jerk who sullies the soul of anyone in the room with them just by being a petulant, peevish pustule of a human being?

Asking for obvious reasons.

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Paco Hope
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange

@jadebees Mrs Brewster was working the night shift and left a note saying dinner was in the oven. So she misses all the climactic action.

She comes home to the house wrecked, Charlie's car destroyed (by the vampire the day before), blood stains on carpets and walls and stuff, and everyone babbling some shit about real vampires. And if Ed didn't survive, she finds a her son's best friend naked and dead in the hallway.

Ed's mom is in hysterics because the last place she saw her precious little boy was with the crazy Brewster boy. And now Ed''s gone missing (or has been found naked and dead)!

The police pick up Charlie because of all these crazy murders lately. With both his neighbors and his best friend missing, he's the prime suspect. They've got his fingerprints all over crime scenes and possible murder weapons, both of which are covered in blood.

But then somehow it all just works itself out. The parents wink and say "you little scallywags." And the 2 teenage leads go upstairs to snog in front of the TV.

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Louisa
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz

Everything's great! Vincent has his show back, Charlie and Amy are making out, the house is for sale again, and I guess they told Ed's distraught parents that they haven't seen him

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