@arrjay because he sucked?

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Wow that's some real Air Fryer on Maximum action #Monsterdon

TWell, we have to give in that this house has a lot of light in it.
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Huh, basement explosive decompression.

Neat.

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So that green stuff in the other guy was jet fuel I guess.

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why did killing the vampire activate the whole-house vacuum though?

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Well he blowed up real good. I'd give that 8 exploding grizzlies out of 10. #Monsterdon #FrightNight

Basement with cathedral ceilings and just huge ass windows.

OK.

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YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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niiice #monsterdon

Solar wind hits vampires extra strong.

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I do love thee effects
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That burn was 100/100 #monsterdon

Amy’s hair magically reverted to a short cut!

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And this is the second half of a death scene befitting a master vampire

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So if Amy turns human again does she get to keep the hair?

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Fight night, more like bright light.

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Good vampire skeleton! With green fire! Oh we are filming ALL of the money! #Monsterdon

BAT SKELETON PULLET ON FIRE!
BAT SKELETON PULLET ON FIRE!!
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BTW I just have to point out that this is NOT "before dawn." Hence, you know, the whole sunlight thing?

One particular feature of dawn is it's when the sunlight starts. Actually, that's kind of its definition.

Amy is a permanent vampire now.

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Damn he had a lot of vampire in him.

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oooh, sunkist vampire.

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cool green flame

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I feel like we're nearly in double-digit territory on puppets at this point

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How did Amy's hair grow twice as long?

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Nice Nosferatu coffin rise! #Monsterdon

What a bigh mouth you are Amy
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Shoulda sprung for the place with the underground basement. #Monsterdon

I think Billy did a horrible job picking out this location for his master.

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Those basement windows! Yes!#Monsterdon

OH NICE #Monsterdon

Okay really a vampire who bought a basement with this many windows deserves what he gets

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oh no a focused ray of sunlight, I can't possibly duck under it

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He missed the heart. This is why we need more extensive anatomy education.

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Sounds like a cat got onto the piano and the orchestra went with it #Monsterdon

Sure is convenient that they made this section of the house so fragile and the vampires didn't, you know, board it up or something.

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#monsterdon With the windows open that basement gets a lot of nice natural light.

Me when I get my eyes dilated at the doctor's office

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Why did the clocks stop‽ #FrightNight #Monsterdon

Guy has the most window-havin' basement in history.

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Vampires are the opposite of Superman #monsterdon

I wish my basement had so many windows #monsterdon

goddamn this basement has so many windows

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Actually pretty scary prosthetics and makeup on Monstrous Amy, there. Nicely done!

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There are an awful lot of windows in that cellar.

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Man this unfinished basement has a lot of really big windows.
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Drag the coffin into the sunlight! Keep the cartridge sensor in the sun! #Monsterdon

Peter find a secret door to the coffin, but Amy appears, she now looks more... vamp like.

He repels her with a cross so she starts sobbing then goes monster mode again until he puts down the cross and starts destroying furniture as she swats at him in a basement chase scene.

She finally catches him, but is distracted when Peter undoes the coffin and starts staking sweater vampire.

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@funkula yeah, I mean the stakes are just too high! --dad #Monsterdon

The moral of this movie is actually: If you're a vampire don't move to the suburbs and don't eat the neighbors, and for the love of god not high school kids. #monsterdon

@mmezabet Peter was goin' to TOWN on some mirrors or something back there. Sure as hell wasn't anywhere near a window.

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What time is it?

It’s mime time!

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Peter, finally in the spotlight where he belongs.

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that fright night urge to pop my collar

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the last time a sunbeam touched this guy he got fuckin' yeeted across the room

but now it's just kind of like, very painful

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@Configures @Newpa_Hasai @allanb apparently dracula doesn't count as a vampire to some people 🤷 #monsterdon

That stake was nowhere near the heart, come on #monsterdon

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The mouth extension appliance is pretty effective!

Okay, so it's a Boktai final boss fight #Monsterdon

Her mouth is art.
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Peter Vincent gets to live out his Van Hellsing dreams.
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MY SHOULDER! YOU DINK!

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bwahahahahah was the coffin spring loaded i don't--

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@Lazarou It is though sexy vampire Willow was a lot sexier.
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they made SO MANY PUPPETS for this movie, I'm stunned

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So I guess a blowjob is out of the question.

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Clearly vampires' only weakness is.... furniture!

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These vampires have gotta stop busting up furniture into convenient stakes #monsterdon

cool scary face

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So the mom avoided getting Et because she works nights? I am disappoint. #monsterdon

The true benefit of being a vampire is that there's no longer a need to wear bras.

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That's a great prosthesis the way the mouth opens like that. #Monsterdon #FrightNight

you know, for a second I thought this movie was about to have an interesting character moment between these two but noooope

anyway, time for more "haha fuck yes VFX"

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Charlie walked in to that one

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Mileena wins

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That... Is a whole lot of mouth......

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OMG! Love the make-up on Amy’s creepy vamp face.

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#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 there's always so much broken furniture around when they need stakes

poor lady has action nipple and i want to give her a cardigan
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did you just drop? the cross??? you absolutely deserve this.

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All of this has just been about Peter Vincent's spiritual progress.

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i like the giant mouth of so many fangs

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Damn, I guess becoming a vampire makes your hair grow a lot...
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@flowerpot Maybe he protests too mu.. oh I see... #Monsterdon

Fun fact: becoming a vampire turns 1 in 12 victims into a ginger.

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"Amy! It's me!"

"I know!" (hssssss)

"OK, this isn't *not* working for me..."

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I’d like to point out that this is the third hair style Amy has had post Vampiressening

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DON'T YOU WANT ME BA-BY

DON'T YOU WANT ME

O-O-O-O-OHHHHH

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The only thing worse than bed head is vampire hair #Monsterdon

"Don't you want me anymore?"

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I mean, how many clocks you need, homie? #monsterdon

Fright Night 2: The Bride of Dandridge
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this is now Bat-Quest.

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the backlit dress :blobfoxpeekowo:

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#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 ah she finally let her hair down

@bunnyhero The origin calls back to Vlad the Impaler, Vald Tepes, but they had even earlier ones

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Becoming a vampire is apparently really great for your hair, dang!

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@allanb @Newpa_Hasai when i said "traditionally" that includes popular culture #monsterdon

aw his bat form does kinda look like a fruit bat :3 covered in mucus, tho

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I thought you had to kill him BEFORE sunrise to save Amy?

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