movie is less Bram Stoker and more Bram Stroker if you get my meaning #monsterdon

Only a vampire could eat an apple like that!

#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985

Yes going around telling your neighbour is a vampire will TOTALLY work #monsterdon

@moira I would take that hot cocoa tho

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The really weird thing is that Charlie is surprised that nobody believes him.

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@jonny I think it's more that this one occasionally has superlong fingers.

But I can see how you'd get there by what I said. Sorry. 😆

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His long-time roommate

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Billy is his "roommate"

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trust me Charlie

_the world is a vampire_

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A vampire sure is a leap at this stage.

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"Got murderous vampire neighbours? Try hot cocoa!"

WARNING: Do not use on werewolves. They require Ovaltine

#Monsterdon

A WHAT

sorry I just want to fit in

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hello police? my neighbor is a vampire and likes apples... hello? hello?

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a HWAT?

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a WHAT?
a WHAT?

nice transition

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Jeezus! Those hands are so unsexy! #monsterdon

Who doesn't need hot cocoa?!

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@ManWithPez vampires have an extra knuckle!?!?! #monsterdon

stop yelling at your mother.

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So this #Monsterdon is basically "Rear Window" with vampires and tiddies I guess

you don't need hot cocoa?

YOU DON'T NEED HOT COCOA?!

#monsterdon #FrightNight1985

In this unverse vampires can also eat fruits. I'm guessing it's because fruit bats exist or some creative explanation like that #monsterdon

Oscar Issac is in everything

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The base riff 🎵 means there are demons about.
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This movie has the most staring per minute of the whole decade. #monsterdon

Can't have a vampire movie without BEWBS!

#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985

Ooh, chance of bat. #monsterdon

Bat PoV?

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Someone I live with is a major cinephile and he had never seen Princess Bride. We watched it together and he was like, "it isn't believable because Chris Sarandon is way hotter than Cary Elwes"
And I of course said what the fuck are you talking about
And he said, "You haven't seen Fright Night"

#monsterdon

That was synth for BAT!

#Monsterdon #FrightNight

excuse me, EXCUSE ME, in this neighbourhood we RECYCLE

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hey that shot was pretty cool, was that crane work?

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IMPLIED MONSTER CHOMP whatever, we're calling it on a technicality

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I only know Chris Sarandon from this and The Princess Bride #monsterdon

Hm. His nails are better than hers. #Monsterdon

Oh hi there. It's ok, we like when people watch. But not the biting part, that's PRIVATE

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That vampire knew exactly what he was doing when he left those blinds up

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Does he even need binoculars as close as he is?

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That movie Charlie was watching was, uh, New Mexico Weedwacker Slaughterfest

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Why did all 80s vampire movies hire their soundtrack composers from the porn industry?

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#monsterdon Bondo cars, we all had 2-3 of them at any given time in the 80's

80s movies were obsessesd with boobs #monsterdon

Did Charley fall asleep after drinking a can of soda and eating a bunch of candy? Bleeeeeecch, dude's going to have moss for teeth.

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Fototeta?

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@arrjay Really. Evil Ed. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Incel Inside.

Think how much shorter this film would exist if Charlie had the Internet and a complete collection of Rob Zombie albums.

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its the 80s so we gots 80s boobs

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sleeping with your neck exposed like that probably isn't a good idea, kid.

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The name of this track is "Dream Window" and I love it dearly.

And all the other tracks in this score!

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Eating junk food and reading girlie magazines while watching hosted horror movies is peak 80s. #Monsterdon

hell yea we love a movie that respects vampire thrall

#Monsterdon

extremely localised fog

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At school, the girl ignores the boy and the boy's male friends make fun of him for I dunno not getting laid or something. The boy gets home and an Attractive 80s Girl gets out of a fancy car, asking if this is the right house, but she is trying to go to the new spooky neighbor house, so he redirects her.

He goes home to study, then hears a scream outside at night.

#monsterdon

Time out while my cat demands I play with her 😂

#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985

Charlie's friend is going to go to Harvard and go into politics, isn't he?

#monsterdon #frightnight

Why is there not more food-in-face in #monsterdon ! A classic gag for the deserving creeps.

I feel like typical high school romance bullshit shouldn't include food swinging...

But I'm also a dude. Or play one on TV, you don't know.

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Charlie's friend #monsterdon

Yeeeep, you're a dickbag, Chuck. Own it. #Monsterdon

Yes Charlie deserved that #monsterdon

Amy you're never gonna get this straightened out, believe me

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classic sandwich face

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kinda like gremlin best friend

more gremlining please

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Amy, sweetie, it was absolutely NOT your fault.

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Kid needs to work on his relationship skills but I dig that car that is 50% bondo by mass #Monsterdon

I managed to talk my mother into getting me the novelization a bit before the movie came out because the cover was so cool. I was 10. I read it twice before the movie came out.

I left that original copy in the car and the binding melted, but it HAS since been republished and is amusing in its own right!

It's also available as an audiobook on Spotify. Also amusing.

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Charlie dresses like Burke from Aliens. #Monsterdon #FrightNight

What was the first horror movie with a (real or fake) horror movie inside it?

Like a turducken #Monsterdon

"It was my fault, not yours"

NO IT WASN'T AMY

RUN

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How can he be studying without a computer, what is this?

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Actual textbook of some sort, nice prop choice.

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It's just the neighbors - she's fine
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No. It really wasn't your fault Amy. #Monsterdon #FrightNight

I never study calculus without my adding machine. #monsterdon

The mother being totally fine with kinds making out (etc.) in the room upstairs may be the least believable part of this so far

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Charlie’s mom seems very progressive for a 1985 mom.

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No, but your son's girlfriend _is_

(gay)

#monsterdon #FrightNight1985

You failing trig, you fucking animal...

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Do they still make those peechee's? #monsterdon

His semi-painted car is very realistic
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Ah, yes, a mustang. Exactly the car you want to give a teenage boy.

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In primer-gray. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 those gams tho

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#FrightNight

Checked off 3 Bingo card boxes right off the...errrrr...bat...
Anachronistic coffin
Comically bad accent
Lust.

Yeah....BREWSTER. [snickering]

#monsterdon #frightnight

Charlie needs to find himself a girl who digs coffins.

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@yatsu innit?! #Monsterdon

on the one hand, i would look out the window if someone said there was a coffin out there, on the other hand, charlie sucks #monsterdon

The Night Charlie got a New Obsession.

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lord, mom. hit the breaks.

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That mother is a smother....

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Run, Amy. #Monsterdon

Mom is such a Helen.

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Ok, the 80s were truly awful

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lol, who's saying no now, charles.

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what the hell lady? no do not unleash your magic on him. He does not deserve anything other than being left in the rain.
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@MatthewTitus88

You don't think he went method and lived as an ape 24/7?

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I feel like a condom should be involved in being ready

#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985

what is with the SCALLOPED coffin

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