Fototeta?

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@arrjay Really. Evil Ed. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Incel Inside.

Think how much shorter this film would exist if Charlie had the Internet and a complete collection of Rob Zombie albums.

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its the 80s so we gots 80s boobs

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sleeping with your neck exposed like that probably isn't a good idea, kid.

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The name of this track is "Dream Window" and I love it dearly.

And all the other tracks in this score!

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Eating junk food and reading girlie magazines while watching hosted horror movies is peak 80s. #Monsterdon

hell yea we love a movie that respects vampire thrall

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extremely localised fog

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At school, the girl ignores the boy and the boy's male friends make fun of him for I dunno not getting laid or something. The boy gets home and an Attractive 80s Girl gets out of a fancy car, asking if this is the right house, but she is trying to go to the new spooky neighbor house, so he redirects her.

He goes home to study, then hears a scream outside at night.

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Time out while my cat demands I play with her 😂

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Charlie's friend is going to go to Harvard and go into politics, isn't he?

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Why is there not more food-in-face in #monsterdon ! A classic gag for the deserving creeps.

I feel like typical high school romance bullshit shouldn't include food swinging...

But I'm also a dude. Or play one on TV, you don't know.

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Charlie's friend #monsterdon

Yeeeep, you're a dickbag, Chuck. Own it. #Monsterdon

Yes Charlie deserved that #monsterdon

Amy you're never gonna get this straightened out, believe me

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classic sandwich face

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kinda like gremlin best friend

more gremlining please

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Amy, sweetie, it was absolutely NOT your fault.

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Kid needs to work on his relationship skills but I dig that car that is 50% bondo by mass #Monsterdon

I managed to talk my mother into getting me the novelization a bit before the movie came out because the cover was so cool. I was 10. I read it twice before the movie came out.

I left that original copy in the car and the binding melted, but it HAS since been republished and is amusing in its own right!

It's also available as an audiobook on Spotify. Also amusing.

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Charlie dresses like Burke from Aliens. #Monsterdon #FrightNight

What was the first horror movie with a (real or fake) horror movie inside it?

Like a turducken #Monsterdon

"It was my fault, not yours"

NO IT WASN'T AMY

RUN

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How can he be studying without a computer, what is this?

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Actual textbook of some sort, nice prop choice.

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It's just the neighbors - she's fine
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No. It really wasn't your fault Amy. #Monsterdon #FrightNight

I never study calculus without my adding machine. #monsterdon

The mother being totally fine with kinds making out (etc.) in the room upstairs may be the least believable part of this so far

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Charlie’s mom seems very progressive for a 1985 mom.

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You failing trig, you fucking animal...

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Do they still make those peechee's? #monsterdon

His semi-painted car is very realistic
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Ah, yes, a mustang. Exactly the car you want to give a teenage boy.

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In primer-gray. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 those gams tho

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Checked off 3 Bingo card boxes right off the...errrrr...bat...
Anachronistic coffin
Comically bad accent
Lust.

Yeah....BREWSTER. [snickering]

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Charlie needs to find himself a girl who digs coffins.

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@yatsu innit?! #Monsterdon

on the one hand, i would look out the window if someone said there was a coffin out there, on the other hand, charlie sucks #monsterdon

lord, mom. hit the breaks.

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That mother is a smother....

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Run, Amy. #Monsterdon

Mom is such a Helen.

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Ok, the 80s were truly awful

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lol, who's saying no now, charles.

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what the hell lady? no do not unleash your magic on him. He does not deserve anything other than being left in the rain.
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@MatthewTitus88

You don't think he went method and lived as an ape 24/7?

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I feel like a condom should be involved in being ready

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what is with the SCALLOPED coffin

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That's funny, the coffin delivery is supposed to come tomorrow...

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go fuck yourself, charlie #monsterdon

Nice coffin. Great lines, looks like a photon torpedo. #Monsterdon

Roddy must have been so happy not to have to get in and out of the ape makeup every day. #monsterdon

straight from "don't touch my breasts" to "let's do the entire deed", huh? yea, this is an 80s flick.

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listen, Charlie, given that this is an 80s movie, her "no" is probably the only thing preventing you both from being murdered during the course of this film.

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MWAW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@catzilla Charlie kinda sucks ngl #monsterdon

Your hero boys and girls, sex pressure pest.

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@klu9 those bastards! #Monsterdon

The film's genesis came in Tom Holland wanting to do a vampire story crossbred with The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Avoiding using special effects at the expense of good acting, Holland included plenty of humor, warmth, and relationships. He also wanted to make it valid to a modern audience by rooting it in reality, hence the suburbia setting.

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Maybe that means you should stop it.

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anyway, they said the name of the thing, and Charlie does not respect consent

lose his ass, girl!

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lol, I remember being young and missing the movie because of some filthy squeezin'

...just

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#monsterdon "I...AM...Peter...Vincent..."
"..."
"..."
"Van Helsing?"

"No, just Peter Vincent."
...

"VAMPIRE KILLER"

Isn't that the neighbor from Married With Children?

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@Lazarou

They did it. They finally did it!

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Vincent Price. Peter Cushing.... I see what you did there. #Monsterdon #FrightNight

Peter Vincent's on, BUT

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This is Peter Vincent, not to be confused with Vincent Price whose estate asked that he be left out of this. #monsterdon

Y'know I hear that holding your vampire-staking stake backwards tends to decrease its effectiveness

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Got the stake backwards, there, Pete #Monsterdon

I am Peter Vincent, and the Toupee of Peter Vincent!

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Peter Vincent! Oh God, so much cheese!

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sounds like baseball practice #monsterdon

This is like that dialogue from the one Meatloaf song that goes on forever

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I am Peter Vincent, vampire killer!

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Just the one breast now, not both. Don't be greedy, dude.

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I am Peter Vincent vampire killer #monsterdon

what the hell movie is this and when are we watching this together?

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Is that Nina Hartley?

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@cherizilla In accordance with the prophecy. #Monsterdon

external creature of the night has some extremely 80s hair

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#monsterdon starts with someone watching #monsterdon

Sadly we aren't watching the movie on the TV. #monsterdon

I can't remember this film at all, except the terrible accent where Prince Humperdinck says "Frrrrright. Night." But it's a 1980s horror movie, so boobies will be obligatory.

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We finally get into the room and he's kissing a watermelon. #Monsterdon

So the person is watching a movie and that's the TV? Yep, called it. #monsterdon

80's pillow talk: "luminescent"

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"It's chilly out here."
"No, it isn't."
#GaslightGatekeepGirlboss

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Anyone need this quoted to them word for word? I can even put some performance on it if you'd prefer?

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#WrongHolland

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your lips are so red

grandmother

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“Just a child of the night, Jonathan”

10/10 delivery, no notes. I trust her implicitly

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Wolf howling and a full moon, very Halloween-y

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