oh oh? is prince vamp actually nervous?

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He’s always eating a red apple because he drinks “red” …just like Marceline

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This is the plot to a lot of Vampire Fiction though...."Age inappropriate romance"

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Only a vampire could peel an orange like that!

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Ooo, big shock, Prince Humperdink goes for the underage girl. #Monsterdon

"Attractive young people", if we're suspending disbelief that these are high school students adults should not be commenting on their attractiveness!!!

(I know the 80's...)

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Wait, did that fruit just fall out of the ceiling on him?

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ah, now for the Creeper section of this evening's programme.

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Eh the holy water vial is not very interesting. Come back when you have the vial from Death Becomes Her. #monsterdon

Inflation calculator says Amy is giving Vincent the equivalent of $1500 in 2025 dollars for maybe 10 minutes of work

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#monsterdon Roddy's frosted hair makes me giggle…

From zero to creep in 2.2 seconds

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Jer is a fruit-eating vamp
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80s sweater. Drink!

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I LOVE the way Roddy McDowall emphasizes his speech in this role..

Orgy of the Damned.

Prescient.

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Honestly I did not expect Roddy to come out of the TV whatsoever so cheers to him

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lol, 'Due Process' Charlie, you ICE bastard!

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Peter Vincent's hair make-up is not good. It looks like it could just be talcum. *I* have done grey hair like that before for a play.

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@forestine Jerry the vampire? Sounds like a cartoon

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This movie could have been an email-- err.
This movie could have been a really fun episode of Tales From the Crypt. Shorter.
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@jonny the heat wants what the heart wants.

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Where and at what time of year is this film taking place, where it is pitch black outside at 6:10pm?!

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"Whair is the lair of this vampire?" #monsterdon

theory: Charlie's upset because it's TWO MEN in a house TOGETHER

this almost makes sense.

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Vampire who is just named "Jerry" is a little disappointing
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I do not understand this plan

...possibly for the best

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There is no way to eat an apple without looking like an asshole.

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I thought vampires were supposed to be sexy. #monsterdon

Just put some holy water into his bloody mary for dog's sake

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Great clock collection! I mean, that whole house is awesome #Monsterdon

Oh hey surprise bingo!

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I feel like Evil and Vincent are both #Monsterdon audience surrogates :P

You kids wanna do a few rails

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this whole room is cooocoo for cocoa puffs

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he kept the prop. Poor Peter Vincent #monsterdon #FrightNight1985

Savings bonds! Back in the day our grandparents used to buy savings bonds to give on our birthdays.

I actually still have a few. They've reached maturity, so I should probably cash them.

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The 80's, when it was normal for kids to have savings bonds

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plot twist is that he's actually an actor, is telling himself this is a gig, and he has no actual vampire-killing skills

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"i have a savings bond" lolololololololol

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roddy's hair and eyebrows have clearly been spray-grayed, seems weird for a show that otherwise has pretty good make up and stuff?

@xerozohar I love the old English actors like him and David Warner and Malcolm McDowell and Tony Jay who were every single cartoon villain in the 90s.

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@Rozzychan All this waffling is going to get me Reluctant Ally on the bingo card though

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Gonna suck his way through the entire town eh? I think that is an entirely different kind of movie #Monsterdon

Unclear on how the candles were supposed to provide vampire defense, but okay

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Um... "suck his way through the entire town?" #monsterdon

oh brooster is his last name. thats why he kept calling him that

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#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985 Where did he get the statue of Mary?

Why is Roddy McDowall’s gray heir so fake?

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LOL
"suck his way through the entire town"
thinly veiled double entendre for the win.
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Confusing Mr Vincent and Mr Rogers

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Just take the gig, Vincent.
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Teenagers saying I love you (romantically) 😖

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That is the fanciest eviction notice I've ever seen
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amy will learn a lifelong lesson, that she cannot fix him #monsterdon

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i think she missed the whole thing about 'coffin'

Amy would never have spoken to him again, but we needed another sidekick and it's cheaper just to keep one actress. #monsterdon

"suck his way through the entire town"

Evil sounds excited for the entire town to be sucked...

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"what's all this?"

"I'm trying to burn the house down."

"I lit a bunch of candles that last for 10 minutes because I think a vampire is coming here in 4 hours."

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@blueemu To suck all the oxygen out of the room?

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tell me gremlin friend isn't a proto-weeb. look at that t-shirt. absolutely anime nerd, right off camera

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#monsterdon Boys, he's a vampire not a compliant date!

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I think i saw bobby pins in Mr. Vincent's hair?

He said the name of the movie, which is also the name of the show in the movie! #monsterdon

If she doesn't say "Sorry, Charlie," at some point I'm going to be really disappointed

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"Girl's Locker Room" Okay.. Creep Charlie just got waaay creepier. #Monsterdon #FrightNight

“You can’t murder a vampire, Amy! They’re dead. Remember?”

This is our quote for tonight.

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The fuck are the candles for?? #Monsterdon

Good point. Charlie
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I can smell this scene...
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You can make anything be true by saying "You HAVE to believe me" intensely enough, but I don't think Charlie has it in him

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The nutters you must get working in the TV industry "vampires are real, you have to help me"

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He shut the lid on his bag's shoulder- strap

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Mr Vincent's gonna feel silly when we find tthe MC's bloodless body on the lawn tomorrow morning.

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Roddy McDowall!
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this man's performance is most of what is keeping me engaged in this movie, now

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So, is Peter Vincent just some guy on the local cable access channel? Like Elvira was?

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So far Mr. Vincent is the best actor in this whole movie :D #Monsterdon

thank god that there is a good character in the movie now

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There is something off about this vampire hunter's hair. It's too uniformly grey, like someone did the baby powder in the hair trick.

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Ha there were a lot of demented madmen running around in ski masks chopping up young virgins.

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Roddy McDowell is great in this btw #monsterdon

Roddy McDowell is great in this! #Monsterdon

Yep, pretty sums up what the youths want.
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...okay look there's Checkov's Gun and then there's OH WHAT A CONVENIENT INTERVIEW

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#monsterdon I believe in Vampires and Santa Claus!

Peter Vincent's accent is suspiciously similar to Nandor The Relentless #monsterdon

@Louisa The pettiness has only begun. #Monsterdon

Charley getting a crazy notion that a TV horror host is going to solve his vampire problem. #Monsterdon

Is this Russia

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I'm sorry, but if you can't distinguish between werewolves and vampires you aren't a "great vampire killer". I don't make the rules.

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Lol I have to say, I'm losing a little respect for Nosferandon now that he's beefing with a high school kid and destroyed his car

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Oh yay he pointed the stake the right way this time

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maybe Charlie can call Vincent Price.

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"You started this, Charlie. I'm gonna finish it."

So... coming out of the closet in the last scene was...? #Monsterdon

oh hey, Monsterdon within #monsterdon

Did Jerry just threaten Charley to a fistfight over the phone?

This really IS 1985.

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Charlie forgot the vampire lives next door and maybe he should close the blinds. #monsterdon

This movie was very meta a decade before Scream.

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@steggy Clearly the pencil was made of some sort of holy wood. Plus it was enchanted.

A Holy Pencil of Hand Stabbing +2

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