Pachinko!

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He's RIGHT there in your hands, Jerry. Just kill him!

Just close your fist completely around his neck and you save yourself a WHOLE lot of problems later.

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this movie so far:

Charlie's Pervo Fantasies

v.

Interview With a Vampire Dad

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The name "Charley" is said how many times in tonight's feature?

Imagine if he killed Charlie right now and the next hour of the movie was him doing vampire stuff

I think it would be something of an upgrade

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I dunno, not much to comment on because it's all so formulaic, predictable.

WTF, he's in mom's bedroom?!
Did they, hang out or did he just appear?
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love the FM synth bass in this everyone

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CLOSET MONSTER

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That music is 80s for "something is afoot"

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The guy who did the soundtrack just got a Yamaha DX7 and he's not afraid to use it #monsterdon

I have it on good authority that some 80s movies were better than this.

Not many, granted, but some.
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♫ I saw mommy kissing Santa Cl-OH MY GOD #Monsterdon

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everyone in this movie sleeps weird

Ominous squeeking is ominous.

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I'm scared so I'll leave mom alone with the vampire..

The kid should have just said that he saw both murdered women next door.

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This movie is taking itself far too seriously.

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My God, Charlie's mom is gonna date this guy who's not a vampire? #monsterdon

Ominous Creaking acquired (for bingo purposes)

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@neia @jonny YES THAT'S IT

it was bugging me thank you

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@jonny@neuromatch.social I thought he looked like Prince Humperdinck personally?

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i'll give the movie this, Things are Happening.

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@jonny forget it, Johnny. It's the 80s.

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okay, kill the vampire, bring the Addamses back, burn down Charlie's house, make a movie about the Addamses and Evil

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Just feeling a little alienated

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@ohiofi You know what? Guillermo could run laps around Billy. Guillermo is probably the best familiar who ever lived. I mean, no other familiar could put up with Nandor for so long.

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oh no now *I'm* gay for Chris Sarandon too

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@Lazarou

"Property is vampire protection."

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Hi Charlie. Your mom made me a Bloody Mary. Do you get it?

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Ed always sounds like you're talking to him just after he's been huffing glue.

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My wife: "If it has to be the rightful owner, does it mean you can't invite them in if you're renting?"

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Aaaand it's the vampire. #Monsterdon

Man Evil's line delivery. Clearly he wishes he was George McFly.

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Yeah, garlic! I have faith in garlic

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His laugh is very cringey.

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evil is simultaneously 40 and 14, uncanny valley of age #monsterdon

Evil Ed is basically young Chet from Weird Science #monsterdon

This friend has such weird and off putting delivery and I don't think it's a deliberate choice #monsterdon

The Vampire Next Door

y'know, you say that like it's a bad thing.

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Eight bucks!

Evil Ed is rich!

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but also I don't think you can be a vampire and eat an apple so

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His friend is called evil ?

Local Vampire lore expert.

The police decide to listen to the boy and visit the house, where inside we find lots of art and a secret painting of the boy's girlfriend covered in straw. The boy says he saw them carry a coffin inside the cellar, but then the cop decides that the kid is dumb and leaves, thus ruling out the police as a resolution to this problem.

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wait, he friend's name is Evil??? chef's kiss.

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@Vanalope only in 80s movies, probably #monsterdon

I'm sorry, does his car have a cow pattern paint job?
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I don't think you can be a vampire and also be called 'Jerry Dandridge'

Charlie has made some strategic errors with his attempt at reporting the vampire to the police. #Monsterdon

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Chris Sarandon in that gray duster . . .

WOOF

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are we supposed to be able to tell the two guys in the house apart or what #monsterdon

this cop only has a week left to retirement
he is too old for this shit
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I want that car.

oh my god charlie you can't just dig through a stranger's things

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"Roommate"

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I sleep the sleep of the undead every day, pal

is that a crime

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baited

so baited

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"Do you mind if I come in and bring this next door neighbor child with me?"

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@kshernandez I mean, it was the era of Porky’s. By that standard this and Charlie, are pretty tame.

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movie is less Bram Stoker and more Bram Stroker if you get my meaning #monsterdon

Only a vampire could eat an apple like that!

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Yes going around telling your neighbour is a vampire will TOTALLY work #monsterdon

@moira I would take that hot cocoa tho

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The really weird thing is that Charlie is surprised that nobody believes him.

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@jonny I think it's more that this one occasionally has superlong fingers.

But I can see how you'd get there by what I said. Sorry. 😆

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His long-time roommate

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Billy is his "roommate"

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trust me Charlie

_the world is a vampire_

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A vampire sure is a leap at this stage.

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"Got murderous vampire neighbours? Try hot cocoa!"

WARNING: Do not use on werewolves. They require Ovaltine

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hello police? my neighbor is a vampire and likes apples... hello? hello?

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a HWAT?

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a WHAT?
a WHAT?

nice transition

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Jeezus! Those hands are so unsexy! #monsterdon

Who doesn't need hot cocoa?!

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@ManWithPez vampires have an extra knuckle!?!?! #monsterdon

stop yelling at your mother.

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So this #Monsterdon is basically "Rear Window" with vampires and tiddies I guess

you don't need hot cocoa?

YOU DON'T NEED HOT COCOA?!

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Oscar Issac is in everything

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The base riff 🎵 means there are demons about.
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This movie has the most staring per minute of the whole decade. #monsterdon

Can't have a vampire movie without BEWBS!

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Ooh, chance of bat. #monsterdon

Bat PoV?

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Someone I live with is a major cinephile and he had never seen Princess Bride. We watched it together and he was like, "it isn't believable because Chris Sarandon is way hotter than Cary Elwes"
And I of course said what the fuck are you talking about
And he said, "You haven't seen Fright Night"

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That was synth for BAT!

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excuse me, EXCUSE ME, in this neighbourhood we RECYCLE

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hey that shot was pretty cool, was that crane work?

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IMPLIED MONSTER CHOMP whatever, we're calling it on a technicality

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Hm. His nails are better than hers. #Monsterdon

Oh hi there. It's ok, we like when people watch. But not the biting part, that's PRIVATE

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That vampire knew exactly what he was doing when he left those blinds up

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Does he even need binoculars as close as he is?

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That movie Charlie was watching was, uh, New Mexico Weedwacker Slaughterfest

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Why did all 80s vampire movies hire their soundtrack composers from the porn industry?

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#monsterdon Bondo cars, we all had 2-3 of them at any given time in the 80's

Did Charley fall asleep after drinking a can of soda and eating a bunch of candy? Bleeeeeecch, dude's going to have moss for teeth.

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