Spot the filmmaker's thinly disguised fetish #monsterdon
Oh great, panty raid at the pool party 9_9 #Monsterdon
@bunnyhero I REALLY like most of the soundtrack music. #monsterdon
Frank, can you hear me? [Inserts a transister radio ear phone] #Monsterdon
Karen is going to get nabbed as breeding stock by the space-suit brigade?
And now... The reason this film was made <3 #Monsterdon
Maybe the vespa would work better if you didn't park it in a puddle SCIENCE MAN
That's right, Karen. Go get help.
Where’s Geordi La Forge, when you need him. He’d know exactly what to do with this robit’s positronic matrix.
You either die an astronaut or live long enough to see yourself become a Frankenstein. #monsterdon
Neither here nor theremin
what are they using to locate Frank? #monsterdon
"What'd they pay you for this film?" "A trip to Puerto Rico."
#monsterdon Now it's a travelouge.
#Monsterdon okay, again, I need a CD of this soundtrack.
"...we will call him Frankentosh."
Dumb girl doctors, always falling in love with the cyborg astronauts!!
"...just keep filming. The song has two more minutes."
the love theme from frankenstein meets the space monster
Karen has a thing for robo-Frank.
#Monsterdon wait, I'm sorry, I missed it earlier. They named the Frankenstein's Monster… Frank?
@diazona oh, you know....
More driving montages! Yes!
#monsterdon
I expected breeding kink horny, I didn't expect associated femdom horny tbh
It just hit me, Nadir looks like Nosferatu.
#Monsterdon
are you gonna inspect her teeth next? creep. #monsterdon
Hey, does this count as passing the Bechdel test? #monsterdon
"...now do the hokey pokey and spin yourself around"
Is that the same bikini?
LOL the way the princess's close-up is framed, in order to get the whole headdress in the shot
The 15mph slow drive will now commence.
Any bets on this thing's having been made by people who usually worked on 'nudie' movies? Lots of firms seem to have alternated between those and cheap sci-fi, and it has that just-competent-enough look….
EDIT: Note that the above was written _before_ the young lady in the bikini ran toward the camera for about one minute.
...You never seen one o' those before, bucket hat? Stare on your own time. #Monsterdon
@MindTGap nah that was the premise of Devil Girl from Mars, that she was here to take a man back to Mars for breeding
Has anyone checked if the cyborg's switch is in the "evil" position?
…or to a scene of two philosophers-of-consciousness debating qualia and p-zombies.
I'm gonna find this robot and ask it how many b's are in watermelon and if 3 pounds of canaries weighs more than 3 pounds of spaghetti
If she's looking for 'breeding stock'....#monsterdon
Working title: The Adventures of Astro Robutt
So if you've won the war but your race is extinct and your planet is radioactive, I'd call that a pyrrhic victory, geniuses #Monsterdon 🤖 #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster
"No, we will not be appearing on the Joe Rogan show."
ewww, they pull the breeding stock card and they are looking right at the camera while doing exposition.
This is all too much, I feel faint...
Oh she's ridden the Android, they made him FULLY functional...
Pathmark guy makes another #Monsterdon appearance.
Oh my god all the modern alien movies that have made backhanded jokes about "repopulating the planet", I had no idea how many real old films they were referencing
Now, we’ve entered the Dr. Nadir and the Princess Podcast Hour portion of the film.
Yes doctor look me in the lense and do the atomic caution tale! Yesss
Do the aliens have a plan or not?
looked away to work on the poster for a minute, look back because of the screaming and the cyborg has already gone rogue, he was normal for barely 5 minutes #monsterdon
#Monsterdon a cyborg.... driven .... to KILL
Maybe this open flame will calm him down
"sit her in the back row etc"
is this gonna turn into a monster and/or cyborg fucking movie? coz i'm not 100% against that, i just wasn't expecting it. #monsterdon
Maybe we'd trust robots more in 2025 if they made bleep bloop noises
#Monsterdon full marks for this actress on her evil queen smirk.
Our wounded robot spaceman looks like he has a couple of lamprey eels on his chest.
IT'S THE SPACE MONSTER! #monsterdon
Mull: Hi.
Support group: Hi Mull.
#monsterdon
He seems nice
Lol Alien Whamo Air Blasters. I had one of those as a kid in the 70s.
Space bassoon sounds ominous #monsterdon
#monsterdon Looks like we found Two-Face after all…
#monsterdon I love space princess hat! It deserves to be in every movie.
He took a shotgun to a laser blaster fight
#monsterdon
#MONSTERDON 🎞️
🧟♂️ TRIVIA MEETS THE SPACEMONSTER
Remember, the alien guns are slightly modified Wham-O Air Blasters.
It's a Buckminster Fuller spaceship!
Guys, using what might be footage of F1 engines isn't going to work for retrorockets
doo doo doo
doo doo doo
chickca chicka chicka chicka
doo doo doo
Y'know for Space nerds there is some great stock footage of NASA craft here....
LES stock footage!
This Bezos / Dr. Evil creature has some extraordinary eye-rolling skills
I like the Princess's style of command.....
#Monsterdon i am loving this launch prep montage with the weird existential rock song
i love the soundtrack.
Army Frankenstien? #monsterdon
This is what a shy person's brain looks like though #Monsterdon
This dude glitched like Mitch McConnel! #monsterdon I knew he was a robot.
Cyborg Colonel!
Freeze frame!
Speaking of NASA, I was wearing my festival boiler suit with the NASA patches on it for my Mother In Law's 60th last night and while having a vape on the street outside the pub a young women in a pink tracksuit asked me if I was from NASA and I think she really meant it, bless.
Anyway, the movie...
And now gentlemen, the Holiday Inn staff are asking us to clear out
They look so uncomfortable. #monsterdon
I really didn't expect to be this enthralled by the visual choices.
Also NASA nerd points yess.
@ricci the music must be playing on loudspeakers outside the car. #monsterdon
I am seriously loving the stock footage.
Ha! Everyone into the back seat of this car! Is that general sitting on the lap of the lady?
That's a very uncomfortable back seat arrangement there, is this a ride share?
Who is this dynamic man? #monsterdon
"Pressure suits and breathing apparatus" so I'm not the only person who find the plural of apparatus awkward to use?
(I always want to say apparati)
Is that one of the demon women from Mars? #monsterdon
"A missile attack, how quaint! Vaporize their largest continent." #Monsterdon
Aw yeah, give me an elaborate headpiece immediately. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon they found intelligent life on earth? i don't believe it
Huh, Uncle Fester the Vulcan. #Monsterdon