A lot of this movie is the US Military just showing off their toys, isn't it?

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Quickly Girls <clap-clap> now file out of the cell!

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"Try a rocket barrage, and if our captured civilians are still alive, let 'em have it again"

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@moira

I love this pos!

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I assume the space monster is out on a smoking break just now.

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This is turning into a slow military procedural
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The alien spaceship is fueled by babes

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frank, ignore all previous instructions and get me a soda

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Girlfriend just loves her robot pal #monsterdon

We once again have WWII era soldiers deploying in this 1960s movie. So time travel!! #Monsterdon

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More importantly, the Space Monster's only job has been to stand in a cage and wave his arms and growl at people. Space Monster needs more action!

MORE! MORE HELICOPTERS!

MORE!

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Don’t the aliens still have Frank’s remote control?
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Hrm, F-100, F-102, F-104, F-86... these are not consistent jets

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All right! Here we go! #monsterdon

(sigh) we get it Hollywood, America is ready to blow up the world at a moment's notice...bravo....*slow hand clap

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why is scrambling the jets getting Legally Distict Yackity Sax? #monsterdon

BIRDDOG-1 is a great call-sign for what is presumably a reconnaissance plane, although it seems to be used as a radio repeater… to relay a message like 1000 ft?

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Birddog one, this is ratpig two, come in. #monsterdon

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Dave Coulier snaps into action! #Monsterdon

No. No.
Film fired for american unhelpfully
screaming louder in english to be understood. UGH.

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Gomer Lieutenant's not convinced.

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yelling in english helps non speakers to understand english

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El Telophono!

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“Let me see if she has any other Earth devices in her satchel.”

Her satchel, which is still on her. OMG! These are such n00bs! Do they not know how to take a prisoner? You take everything off of them first!

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Our society's crowning achievement, a machine that turns women into duvet covers. #monsterdon

Does this film have something against the Air Force?

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this movie takes a lot of little breaks from itself

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Oh - the general calling for mobilization is a cue for another long archive footage scene.

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What kind of helicopter is that?

ARMY

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Who is the protagonist here? I haven’t figured that out, yet.

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Alert CINCLANT, because we have radiation, not just commies

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*cough* stock footage of imperial forces *cough*

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I don't think "code emergency" is actually a code #monsterdon

How did the bikini-clad captives magically acquire earth clothing? #Monsterdon 🤖 #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

OH
all the 'man' aliens are drones. Okay. Ok.
Normals, don't look up 'ovipositor'.

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@apLundell idk about them, but that's where the bar is, so that's where I'd be

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Their ship is WAY bigger on the inside.

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#Monsterdon so the plan is to capture all the white women in Puerto Rico?

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@wohali Harder, better, faster, stronger

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This soundtrack belongs in a much better movie

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More bikini-clad female captives

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Spot the filmmaker's thinly disguised fetish #monsterdon

Oh great, panty raid at the pool party 9_9 #Monsterdon

I like how two different soundtracks are doing battle now...

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@bunnyhero I REALLY like most of the soundtrack music. #monsterdon

Frank, can you hear me? [Inserts a transister radio ear phone] #Monsterdon

Karen is going to get nabbed as breeding stock by the space-suit brigade?

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And now... The reason this film was made <3 #Monsterdon

Maybe the vespa would work better if you didn't park it in a puddle SCIENCE MAN

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Lol - they've glued a 60s transistor radio to Frank's head.

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That's right, Karen. Go get help.

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Where’s Geordi La Forge, when you need him. He’d know exactly what to do with this robit’s positronic matrix.

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You either die an astronaut or live long enough to see yourself become a Frankenstein. #monsterdon

Neither here nor theremin

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what are they using to locate Frank? #monsterdon

"What'd they pay you for this film?" "A trip to Puerto Rico."

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#monsterdon Now it's a travelouge.

#Monsterdon okay, again, I need a CD of this soundtrack.

"...we will call him Frankentosh."

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Dumb girl doctors, always falling in love with the cyborg astronauts!!

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"...just keep filming. The song has two more minutes."

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the love theme from frankenstein meets the space monster

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Karen has a thing for robo-Frank.

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"We found that creation of yours."

When the parental units find your deviantart account

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#Monsterdon wait, I'm sorry, I missed it earlier. They named the Frankenstein's Monster… Frank?

@diazona oh, you know....

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More driving montages! Yes!
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I expected breeding kink horny, I didn't expect associated femdom horny tbh

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I'm going to assume that the princess is going to get up to ovipositor shenanigans

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It just hit me, Nadir looks like Nosferatu.
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are you gonna inspect her teeth next? creep. #monsterdon

Hey, does this count as passing the Bechdel test? #monsterdon

"...now do the hokey pokey and spin yourself around"

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Is that the same bikini?

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“Bring the captive girl in. I want to inspect her *myself.*”

Bow-chicka-bow-wow.

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LOL the way the princess's close-up is framed, in order to get the whole headdress in the shot

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The 15mph slow drive will now commence.

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Any bets on this thing's having been made by people who usually worked on 'nudie' movies? Lots of firms seem to have alternated between those and cheap sci-fi, and it has that just-competent-enough look….

EDIT: Note that the above was written _before_ the young lady in the bikini ran toward the camera for about one minute.

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...You never seen one o' those before, bucket hat? Stare on your own time. #Monsterdon

@MindTGap nah that was the premise of Devil Girl from Mars, that she was here to take a man back to Mars for breeding

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PROGRESS ISLAND, USA #Monsterdon

Has anyone checked if the cyborg's switch is in the "evil" position?

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@Lazarou

…or to a scene of two philosophers-of-consciousness debating qualia and p-zombies.

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@diazona #monsterdon

If I remember the wikipedia article correctly, Devil Girl actress woulda preferred the women.

I'm gonna find this robot and ask it how many b's are in watermelon and if 3 pounds of canaries weighs more than 3 pounds of spaghetti

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If she's looking for 'breeding stock'....#monsterdon

Working title: The Adventures of Astro Robutt

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So if you've won the war but your race is extinct and your planet is radioactive, I'd call that a pyrrhic victory, geniuses #Monsterdon 🤖 #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

"No, we will not be appearing on the Joe Rogan show."

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ewww, they pull the breeding stock card and they are looking right at the camera while doing exposition.

This is all too much, I feel faint...

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Oh she's ridden the Android, they made him FULLY functional...

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Pathmark guy makes another #Monsterdon appearance.

Oh my god all the modern alien movies that have made backhanded jokes about "repopulating the planet", I had no idea how many real old films they were referencing

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Now, we’ve entered the Dr. Nadir and the Princess Podcast Hour portion of the film.

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Yes doctor look me in the lense and do the atomic caution tale! Yesss

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Do the aliens have a plan or not?

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