finally, dance scene! #monsterdon

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Holy camel toe, Batman!

@ricci this "it's a meetcute" bit is one of my favorite created-on-the-fly #Monsterdon memes, well done everyone

he is not even a kaiju, conventional arms would probably be effective, you're going after a rogue frankenstein armed only with the doodad!? #monsterdon

IS THAT A SAW???? (the sound effects)

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster1965

In all seriousness, this would be a great movie to watch on acid. #monsterdon

YouTube asked me if I wanted to proceed with this movie before I started since the "material may not be suitable for all audiences" 😂 #Monsterdon 👙 #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster
https://hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/114809369927048717

“Love Theme on a Scooter” sequence sponsored by the Puerto Rico Tourism Board. Come to Puerto Rico! No actual spacemonster, honest! #monsterdon

For a movie called Frankenstein and the SpaceMonster, we're a bit low on Frankensteins and Space Monsters

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@apLundell MUCH LIKE..... a FRANKENSTEIN!!!! #monsterdon

To be fair, if I got to tour Puerto Rico on a moped and all I had to do was appear in a shitty movie, I'd jump at the opportunity. #Monsterdon

K I don't think this romantic music is the right music for this scene

She clearly has the hots for Frank

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"Karen, I have no time for your romantic relationship with my prototype milk android...."

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It's James Karen's participation here that's really throwinng me for a loop. #monsterdon

Ohhhh there really IS a Phase Three 😬

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it's not the cars the aliens are looking to molest, dude. #monsterdon

“Now stick your right foot in, and stick your right foot out, stick your right foot in, and shake it all about…”

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Good job Dr Nadir (my beloved), satisfy that queen

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I leave to take a call from @geistweg and I return to...whimsical beach music??

Ohhh...and a kidnapping.

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I think I've been to fetish club where this happened....

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Ha! He disappeared with an audible PING! He's going to Notions! :D #Monsterdon

Beach breeding stock alert!

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Robot uses he/him pronouns, noted

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They just assume they can breed with humanoids on another planet, it's so Kirk of them....

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Maybe the real space monster was the one we built on earth all along

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Bald guy also LOOKS like Jon Lovitz. Cannot unsee this 😆 #Monsterdon 🤖 #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster https://mastodon.social/@culturednyc/114809286805735848

oh a Monster!

Did not see that one coming...

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#monsterdon There will be only failures. That's what they do. They fail.

oh hell yeah space monster #monsterdon

All the aliens just chewing the scenery is amazing
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Dr. Nadir (my beloved) always talks like he has some secret to smugly reveal

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Our alien friends seem uncertain about when they need a space helmet or don't.

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Ok somebody mentioned those guns are children's toys and you used to be able to buy them and I kinda want one now. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon wow that makeup isn't perfect, but it's legit gruesome.

I like how they were so proud of that shot they put it in a freezeframe for like 10 seconds.

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I guess this is a Frankenstein movie. In the same sence that Weird Science was, I guess. #monsterdon

#monsterdon This was probably more fun when kids were on LSD.

#Monsterdon "I am your density!"

lol, redneck gets zapped!

COLONISE THIS!

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release the stock footage!

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Jon Lovitz hates NASA

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This is the canned 80s music of the 60s - it's not that good

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This GROOVY scene with NASA transfer van ☮️

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That hair is never going to fool ANYONE 😂😂

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@ricci I had to step away for a few minutes and missed the beginning. Is this Frank a created being? A mindwash victim? An alien? #Monsterdon ... Oh EWWWWW brain cut apart scene. Is the WHOLE TEAM of scientists alien infliltrators? #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

surprisingly graphic for a movie of that era

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⏲️ 30-minute poll

The amount of stock footage used in tonight's feature is

Ah yeah, bad capacitors. That's always the problem. Leaking into his brain.

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"Ignore what you just saw, drinks are on me!"

Journalism never changes

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#monsterdon I like the look of the alien spaceship.

They don't make aliens like this anymore.

"I'm ideal for this mission because I lick boots the hardest"

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@Taweret #monsterdon

Yeah that scene where he's talking to the princess looks promising...

Saunders, not Sanders

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Only 5 more minutes of this driving montage

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Okay, Bat-boy's evil laugh:

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I like her headdress, ideal for Space travel, obviously

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Oh wow, whoever on here said the soundtrack was going to be good was right. This is already interesting (in a good and different way).

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@jonny Thank you, I needed one!

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Futurama, huh

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@combatwombat especially with the zoom, omg I'm cackling

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@SnoopJ oh dang i was working on one too

jinx?

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Oh God that #monsterdon was so brutal tonight -- every filmmaking antipattern showed up

@rebeld for "electronic purification" but I don't think we saw the result. I was expecting them to come out bald and pointy eared.
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@LingLass I couldn't not 😀

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@teledyn No, no I don't 😅

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@wohali @WhiteCatTamer I don't think so, but was that in the movie? If so I can easily grab it... otherwise some image manipulation is needed, it'll take a bit of time

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@diazona The best moment. Thanks for grabbing that! #Monsterdon

I only just now realised how on point dr. nadir's eyeliner was

consummate professional is what i'm saying

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Space Monster is wiping the floor with him. I think? Too much fog.
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@strangefour Given how Frank throws his "punches" when we _could_ see them, you didn't want to. Fog was the right decision!

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"Greetings from AO3 support. We have identified the cause of today's downtime. The number of works tagged 'femdom Mars needs women' exceeded the maximum allowed by the data type..."

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@nazokiyoubinbou Someone did already say it, but it bears repeating: "It's bigger on the inside!" #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

They were originally using the title:

"Half-melted Colonel Saunders Versus The Deadpan Princess"

…but figured it wouldn't sell without a monster reference.

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thanks @Taweret for hosting! that was exactly what i needed before starting a gruelling work week. and thanks everyone for the riffs, y'all had me cracking up!

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#Monsterdon The score doesn't fit the movie.

Tonight I found that #monsterdon isn't as fun when my instance isn't propagating any boosts or faves back to me. Vain of me, I know #monsterdon

I wonder what is the minimum viable movie that can be made with only public domain footage...this movie is probably a little less than that amount.

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#monsterdon This was a fantastic monsterdon movie. One of the best. And Frank did really good for only having one bit of memory..

Honestly tho' the only thing that could've made that ending more abrupt would've been ejector seats for the audience

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#Monsterdon Anyway, I gotta get to bed. That was lots of fun, fam, thanks for hanging out. Don't forget to vote tomorrow.

Goodnight! Owlbear OUT!

There was time to have a better ending... my God... #monsterdon

@rebeld Well, that was the original story, as opposed to the one they filmed.

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So we had a lot more footage of our actors just riding around on the Vespa in San Juan with cars trying to pass them, so let's just use that as our ending credits film. Why not?

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Securing my #MonsterdonBingo at literally the last moment with Frank's Act of Sacrifice to destroy the Martian spacecraft

and of course marking off "An Abrupt Ending" which became very clear as the movie carried on

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Denouements are for the weak and the French!

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Now I want a Vespa. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon so i guess mull is the space monster and this is it

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster, from 1965, had neither Dr. Frankenstein or his monster. Instead, we had,

"Hey, am I still gettin' 200 bucks...?"
< Fwip! >

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oh and it's over!!! OK!!! #monsterdon

lol, and there comes the ending!

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Man, Frank experienced two space ship explosions in two days, that's a rough career. #Monsterdon

@apLundell Look, it's very important to always carry a monster around in a cage and make it very very angry and hungry.

I mean duh.

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The screenwriter must've high fived everyone in the room when they came up with the idea of stealing women from a pool party so they could be in bikinis the whole time

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@tuckerm @bunnyhero haha yeah I grabbed that one too, for future meme purposes

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We have arrived at the “Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster” portion of the film!!!

I repeat, it is now the Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster part of the film!

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This movie is better than alot of bad movies. In that things are happening. It still doesn't have a real plot, but many incidents.
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They Meet

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Decent of her to free the unnamed women characters first #monsterdon