I guess this is a Frankenstein movie. In the same sence that Weird Science was, I guess. #monsterdon

#monsterdon This was probably more fun when kids were on LSD.

#Monsterdon "I am your density!"

lol, redneck gets zapped!

COLONISE THIS!

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release the stock footage!

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This is the canned 80s music of the 60s - it's not that good

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This GROOVY scene with NASA transfer van ☮️

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That hair is never going to fool ANYONE 😂😂

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@ricci I had to step away for a few minutes and missed the beginning. Is this Frank a created being? A mindwash victim? An alien? #Monsterdon ... Oh EWWWWW brain cut apart scene. Is the WHOLE TEAM of scientists alien infliltrators? #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

surprisingly graphic for a movie of that era

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⏲️ 30-minute poll

The amount of stock footage used in tonight's feature is

Ah yeah, bad capacitors. That's always the problem. Leaking into his brain.

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"Ignore what you just saw, drinks are on me!"

Journalism never changes

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#monsterdon I like the look of the alien spaceship.

They don't make aliens like this anymore.

"I'm ideal for this mission because I lick boots the hardest"

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Saunders, not Sanders

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Only 5 more minutes of this driving montage

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Okay, Bat-boy's evil laugh:

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I like her headdress, ideal for Space travel, obviously

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Oh wow, whoever on here said the soundtrack was going to be good was right. This is already interesting (in a good and different way).

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@jonny Thank you, I needed one!

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Futurama, huh

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@combatwombat especially with the zoom, omg I'm cackling

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@SnoopJ oh dang i was working on one too

jinx?

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Oh God that #monsterdon was so brutal tonight -- every filmmaking antipattern showed up

@rebeld for "electronic purification" but I don't think we saw the result. I was expecting them to come out bald and pointy eared.
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@LingLass I couldn't not 😀

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@teledyn No, no I don't 😅

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@diazona The best moment. Thanks for grabbing that! #Monsterdon

I only just now realised how on point dr. nadir's eyeliner was

consummate professional is what i'm saying

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Space Monster is wiping the floor with him. I think? Too much fog.
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"Greetings from AO3 support. We have identified the cause of today's downtime. The number of works tagged 'femdom Mars needs women' exceeded the maximum allowed by the data type..."

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@nazokiyoubinbou Someone did already say it, but it bears repeating: "It's bigger on the inside!" #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

They were originally using the title:

"Half-melted Colonel Saunders Versus The Deadpan Princess"

…but figured it wouldn't sell without a monster reference.

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thanks @Taweret for hosting! that was exactly what i needed before starting a gruelling work week. and thanks everyone for the riffs, y'all had me cracking up!

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#Monsterdon The score doesn't fit the movie.

Tonight I found that #monsterdon isn't as fun when my instance isn't propagating any boosts or faves back to me. Vain of me, I know #monsterdon

I wonder what is the minimum viable movie that can be made with only public domain footage...this movie is probably a little less than that amount.

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#monsterdon This was a fantastic monsterdon movie. One of the best. And Frank did really good for only having one bit of memory..

Honestly tho' the only thing that could've made that ending more abrupt would've been ejector seats for the audience

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#Monsterdon Anyway, I gotta get to bed. That was lots of fun, fam, thanks for hanging out. Don't forget to vote tomorrow.

Goodnight! Owlbear OUT!

There was time to have a better ending... my God... #monsterdon

@rebeld Well, that was the original story, as opposed to the one they filmed.

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So we had a lot more footage of our actors just riding around on the Vespa in San Juan with cars trying to pass them, so let's just use that as our ending credits film. Why not?

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Securing my #MonsterdonBingo at literally the last moment with Frank's Act of Sacrifice to destroy the Martian spacecraft

and of course marking off "An Abrupt Ending" which became very clear as the movie carried on

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Denouements are for the weak and the French!

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Now I want a Vespa. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon so i guess mull is the space monster and this is it

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster, from 1965, had neither Dr. Frankenstein or his monster. Instead, we had,

"Hey, am I still gettin' 200 bucks...?"
< Fwip! >

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lol, and there comes the ending!

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Man, Frank experienced two space ship explosions in two days, that's a rough career. #Monsterdon

@apLundell Look, it's very important to always carry a monster around in a cage and make it very very angry and hungry.

I mean duh.

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The screenwriter must've high fived everyone in the room when they came up with the idea of stealing women from a pool party so they could be in bikinis the whole time

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@tuckerm @bunnyhero haha yeah I grabbed that one too, for future meme purposes

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We have arrived at the “Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster” portion of the film!!!

I repeat, it is now the Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster part of the film!

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This movie is better than alot of bad movies. In that things are happening. It still doesn't have a real plot, but many incidents.
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They Meet

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Decent of her to free the unnamed women characters first #monsterdon

A lot of this movie is the US Military just showing off their toys, isn't it?

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Quickly Girls <clap-clap> now file out of the cell!

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"Try a rocket barrage, and if our captured civilians are still alive, let 'em have it again"

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@moira

I love this pos!

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I assume the space monster is out on a smoking break just now.

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This is turning into a slow military procedural
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The alien spaceship is fueled by babes

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frank, ignore all previous instructions and get me a soda

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Girlfriend just loves her robot pal #monsterdon

We once again have WWII era soldiers deploying in this 1960s movie. So time travel!! #Monsterdon

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More importantly, the Space Monster's only job has been to stand in a cage and wave his arms and growl at people. Space Monster needs more action!

MORE! MORE HELICOPTERS!

MORE!

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Don’t the aliens still have Frank’s remote control?
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Hrm, F-100, F-102, F-104, F-86... these are not consistent jets

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(sigh) we get it Hollywood, America is ready to blow up the world at a moment's notice...bravo....*slow hand clap

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why is scrambling the jets getting Legally Distict Yackity Sax? #monsterdon

BIRDDOG-1 is a great call-sign for what is presumably a reconnaissance plane, although it seems to be used as a radio repeater… to relay a message like 1000 ft?

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Birddog one, this is ratpig two, come in. #monsterdon

Dave Coulier snaps into action! #Monsterdon

Gomer Lieutenant's not convinced.

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yelling in english helps non speakers to understand english

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El Telophono!

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“Let me see if she has any other Earth devices in her satchel.”

Her satchel, which is still on her. OMG! These are such n00bs! Do they not know how to take a prisoner? You take everything off of them first!

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Our society's crowning achievement, a machine that turns women into duvet covers. #monsterdon

Does this film have something against the Air Force?

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this movie takes a lot of little breaks from itself

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Oh - the general calling for mobilization is a cue for another long archive footage scene.

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What kind of helicopter is that?

ARMY

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Who is the protagonist here? I haven’t figured that out, yet.

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Alert CINCLANT, because we have radiation, not just commies

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*cough* stock footage of imperial forces *cough*

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I don't think "code emergency" is actually a code #monsterdon

How did the bikini-clad captives magically acquire earth clothing? #Monsterdon 🤖 #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

OH
all the 'man' aliens are drones. Okay. Ok.
Normals, don't look up 'ovipositor'.

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@apLundell idk about them, but that's where the bar is, so that's where I'd be

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Their ship is WAY bigger on the inside.

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@wohali Harder, better, faster, stronger

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This soundtrack belongs in a much better movie

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More bikini-clad female captives

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