Forbidden Planet
Srol
Srol
srol@mellified.men

I'm not trying to belittle the fry cook's importance to the crew and its morale, but did he need to come on the away mission? #monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

We get more super nice effects shots where the saucer lands and the crew descends via a stairway, then decide to gawk at the green sky and a dust devil. But the dust devil turns out to be a robot driving a goofy looking minimalist space car. He ambles out to meet them and bows congenially, announcing that he is a robot butler named Robby who has maxed out his duolingo score and will take them to meet the doctor via the silly car.

ano yatsu
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza

no environmental suits needed, the sheer amount of hair grease in this room will create a protective bubble around us the second we step out of this ship. #monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

We are introduced to the inside of the flying saucer, which is crewed entirely by white dudes in padded gray costumes. The flying saucer is a cool set, the centerpiece of which is a crystal globe. Their mission is to go to Altair for some reason, and when they arrive they have to step in these force field chambers to shield themselves from the deceleration.

As they arrive we get a cool effect scene where they show the planet eclipsing the sun.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

This movie starts with a flying saucer zooming around, and a voiceover explains the history of the world. We land on the moon in the last decade of the 21st century and then later invent a hyperdrive and travel faster than light through deep space. So far we're ahead of schedule on the moon thing, but alas, no hyperdrives.

We then are introduced to our first character, who is a spaceship. She's a flying saucer doing a deep space things, but like... a human flying saucer.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

Oh no, did we accidentally pick a good movie? Somebody put _work_ into these costumes and sets, and the focus pulling is suspiciously competent!

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

@littlemiao Yeah, I pretty much just gave up on telling the difference between most of them.

I'm also very bad at telling identically-dressed male characters in 50s movies apart.

sean
sean
sean@skj.social

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #ForbiddenPlanet, from 1956, was the basis for so much sci-fi to come, including,

Every wibbly wobbly space sound imaginable!Reverse polarity!The amazing Robby the Robot!Space zoo!60 gallons of booze!Space Jazz!Invisible subconscious brain monster!Big planet go boom!
Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

So the Id monster is drawing all the power it needs from the giant machine, which is the inspiration for Babylon 5's great machine, and it is using that power to melt through the super Krell door.

Doctor M realizes that the captain is right that the Id monster is caused by him, and the captain draws his phaser. Doctor M asks the captain to kill him, because the Id monster (his evil alter-ego is at the door), but the captain doesn't shoot him.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

Hah, "Lost" definitely stole the bit about seeing an enormous monster approaching by the trees it knocks over during its approach.

Srol
Srol
srol@mellified.men

I hadn't realized that relationship had progressed beyond kissing for the sake of scientific appraisal. #monsterdon

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

MONSTER STOMP

Yikes, this invisible monster thingy is racking up quite the body count in this sequence. 😬

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

These perimeter defence guns, despite being crewed, definitely make me think they inspired the sentry guns in Aliens.

...a-a-a-and there is the ominous "something is approaching" alert. And the gun batteries are on auto! Yep, definitely inspired the sentry gun sequence. It's so cool seeing all the familiar things this movie inspired!!

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Both the captain and the doctor have implausibly high IQs (like 160 and 180), maybe everyone is a super genius in the future or has read a lot of the magic D&D tomes that make you smarter when you read them.

Anyway, the doctor won't let the captain use blender because he's too dumb and it might explode his brain, the doctor explaining that having his brain exploded was how the captain of his spaceship died, but he was slightly smarter so he survived.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

This Krell library device here in the laboratory is absolutely a microfiche reader! Love it.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Doctor M takes the astronauts on a further tour of Krell artifacts, showing them their impenetrable armor door and also an alien laboratory which contains a table screen that reveals all of the Krell's knowledge. The doctor explains that he's translated some of it and used the knowledge to make the robot.

Also, we don't have a picture of the Krell but I guess they can fit through the doors and I guess they had big heads.

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allanb

The doorways are unique design where anyone of any height can split their skull open

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Being accused of crimes triggers the Doctor's exposition mode, and he explains the Cursed Backstory of this planet! It used to have aliens called the Krell, and they visited earth and borrowed some of our tigers and monkeys and other animals. But for some reason they vanished 200 centuries ago, and even their cities have vanished, but they left a nice EP of some electronic noises which the doctor plays with his salt shaker jukebox.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

This suspicion conversation is followed by a Nude Swimming Scene... which I guess is technically a translucent dress swimming scene with the daughter. After she gets out she changes by a bush and flirts with one of the spacemen, maybe the captain, I'm having trouble telling them apart because they all dress alike. Anyway, they kiss, but their kissing is interrupted by a Tiger attack!

Then the spaceman evaporates the tiger with a ray gun! RIP kitty. You were vaporized too soon.