Jeez. Get a Forbidden Planet, you two.

#monsterdon

Hm, the cook's an alcoholic

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ow I hurt myself slapping a metal thing

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Robby, just kill the cook. #Monsterdon

United Planets is an equal opportunities employer. We'll hire sexual predators *and* alcoholics.

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Alta with the semantics!

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Did they have bong hits in 1956?

I sure hope so.

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Rape culture AND drunk culture! The future has it all.
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Writer fetish reveal.

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shut your pie hole, cookie!

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The most ominous make-out music ever #monsterdon

I had that night shot of the C57-D as desktop wallpaper for awhile.

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"Quantum Mechanic" as a job, huh.

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I also take pride in my big doodies.

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the kryten transmitter is already ready?

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Is he trying to buy drugs from the robot? #monsterdon

Monsterdon is well familiar with The Stuff.

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#monsterdon Alta transmitted to me several times last night. Hurr hurr hurr...

Robby's a bit of a lush. Perfect burp, A+, no notes.

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"Any quantum mechanic in the service"

Oooo, pick me! Pick me!

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#Monsterdon 🪐 🚫 👽 👩‍🚀 👨‍🚀 😱

Robbie's arms are pretty short and stubby tbh

"I borrowed some solonites from your quantum circuits, too"

And I stole your aftershave and razor, too! #Monsterdon

🎵 Anne Francis stars in... 🎶 #Monsterdon

I take a big pride in my doodies too.

#Monsterdon #💩

I'm noticing so much proto-Star Trek here. There is even a Dr. Kahn Noonian Singh

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They finally figured out Soda Jerk is supposed to be two sound stages over

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A different isotope of the same material is not going to have a really substantial different in density. Unless it's something really unusual that changes the atom packing (which I can't think of any off the top of my head).

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The crew hats are SO SILLY
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Thanks, doc. we'll be back tomorrow to hit on your daughter right in front of you.

Hahahaha, he can no longer have children. #monsterdon

My kitchen walls are the same color green only brighter so I really can’t judge their decorating choices 😬 #Monsterdon

These people are mean and unsafe.

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Alta being as coquettish as humanly possible while sitting in a car with dual user-facing sattelite dishes. #Monsterdon

Robby's hoopty. He does Lyft on the weekends.
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solid lead? i think it's painted styrofoam

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"lol, fuck with the Cook, I'm feeling bored...."

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Haha, 'by tomorrow noon', little does he know the days are twelve thousand hours long on this planet!!

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centre of gravity schmenter of gravity

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Oh Droppo #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

Love this large moving equipment.

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Why deer? Why a tiger? Just why??#Monsterdon

Robby's flex #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Morbius is kinda handsy isn't he?

Wait, I was posting and missed why there are earth animals prancing about the garden with Alta.

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setup for a dirty joke-- in SPAAAAACE

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we'll meet again

don't know where

don't know wheeeeeeeeen

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Now that is a NICE MATTE. (The graveyard.)

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"Believe you me, this isn't for you; I'm not being obliging. I just want you to get the fuck off of my planet."

#Monsterdon

White genocide proof used by Trump? #Monsterdon

Morbius is in black. Altair in in white. The horny platoon are in grey. The movie is in Eastmancolor.

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So she can tame a deadly tiger but these crewmen are completely unmanageable sexual rogues.
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I wish all the dogwhistles they talk about now only drew deer and tigers #monsterdon

Is the actor playing Alta also playing the tiger? They overlayed two sides of film together. /s

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Buffering. Falling further out of sync with everyone. Right now I'm on Leslie Nielsen looking nervous as Robby doesn't quite shoot him. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I’m (unapologetically) digging the burnt orange and avocado green decor. 😍

Suddenly, Show White.

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Okay, but where did the deer and the tiger come from? Di the Bellerophon bring them from Earth?

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Awww! Kitty Cats!!

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What's up with fish sculpture theme??

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Space deer!

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tbh the identically dressed white guy crew members with very similar hair are impossible for me to tell apart

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Oh, Alta's a Disney princess!

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well, she is pretty damn near snow white sooooo

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oh she's a disney princess

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#Monsterdon *cue 90 minutes of awkward flirting by crewmen / alta casually crushing their souls*

"Whistle While You Work" to play in 3...2...1...

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Ah yes, the DARVO begins #forbiddenplanet #monsterdon

Wow!! What a fucking pervert! #monsterdon

We don’t need women, we’ve got Robbie the Robot!

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👆 called it

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Wow. This got real creepy real fast

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Those guys are horny for the blondie. Chill down boys
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Aww - the Forbidden Deer

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Yeah! Three of 'em at once!! Go get 'em, tiger!

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If that dress were any shorter it would be a hat! #Monsterdon

"Yeah, half the crew are rapists...not me though, you can trust me....."

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Ew Ew Ew
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can we stop being total creepos about her?

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"You'll have to make allowances too doctor. We young men have been shut up in space for a year now. We're going to by horribly misogynistic and do everything we can to get her into the sack."

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Natural development? Dude, she's already about 23? #Monsterdon #ForbiddenPlanet

Or the Me First version.. 😀

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvPEcX_wX9w

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That's quite a gummi bear necklace #monsterdon

This is what happens when you don't let women on your spaceship, you get astronauts who jump the first lady they meet >_> #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I can't speak for others, but I'm having to mute people who are writing like 10 posts a millisecond.

the primary antagonist of 1955 appears: horny
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She's only 19 and has never known a man

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Ugh. The raging hormones.

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Is that a Mercedes Benz blaster? #Monsterdon

Morbius has an induction stove. Nice. #Monsterdon

In the 50's the sexism dials always went up to 11. #Monsterdon #ForbiddenPlanet

@hollie

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Oh, he has a great garden, I think.

"Oh do earth-girls not put their gams on display? I've never known another human being except my father"

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Uh, outerspace blondie!
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:blobcat_coffee:

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Alta has some notions, methinks.

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"I've so wanted to meet a young man, and now three at once!" #DraculaDaily

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"Yes, Doctor. Even in the future you will have to excuse men's baser instincts. Don't mind if we tell you how sexy your daughter is and how unsafe around us she is?"

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#monsterdon I love how they flogged Eastman color. Eastman Kodak. They were so proud of their film and their cameras. Sooo Rochester, NY. LOL

G--g-----g----g----ggg--g-g---g--g----GIRLS!!!! 👻

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