If they were so super perfect you wouldn't have to worry about then getting worked up by a woman in a short dress.
#Monsterdon #ForbiddenPlanet
I could use 60 gallons of hooch about now. #Monsterdon #ForbiddenPlanet
I don't have to bring up the oil job bit, do I? #monsterdon
well at least she's pissed
the only ""space wolf" is our Lord and Savior, Channing Tatum in Jupiter Ascending
You see it's the future but we're all still a bunch of dumb grunting animals.
#Monsterdon #ForbiddenPlanet
Is it Morbin time? Kinda sounds like he was implying there. #monsterdon
I hope every man in this movie dies horribly.
#Monsterdon #ForbiddenPlanet
#Monsterdon ewww it's getting eugenics-y I was joking about the Phrenology aspect
I hate all these men
No, no emotions at all. I'm probably gay I guess. #monsterdon
@Louisa I KNOW and I can't find a SINGLE PHOTO
Disciplinary action for snogging Anne Francis without a noticeable erection in those trousers. What sort of misogynistic space force do you think we're running here, mister!?
All these guys are awful. I can't wait until Robby eats them or whatever. Also, its just making me think of all the u.s. military bases around the world and the horrifying violence they commit on local populations IRL.
#thisisthebadplace
#endempire
#monsterdon
'Fusel oils'? Cooky shouldn't let the last run of the still, you throw that stuff away.
Some folk pay good money to be degraded so expertly. #Monsterdon
Ok, this micro dress I love. I'd wear that everywhere, I'd go grocery shopping in it. #Monsterdon
I'd like these guys if they could keep it in their pants.
How many fancy mini dresses do you need on a deserted planet? #Monsterdon
So with all the technology they have, they didn't equip the ship with communications systems that could reach Earth without the ship being dismantled?
"You can't go around dressed like that" It's sad that this could be the 1950s or the 2020s.
Not him looking for the space booze plug! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon you're... you're slut shaming Ace Icon Alta???? :zagmad:
Now, the captain is victim-blaming.
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uhhh she wants more stimulation
#monsterdon
That's the guy from the first Twilight Zone ep! #monsterdon
Kissing? Some people add tongues.
Seriously? Morpheus' daughter wears clothes but no shoes????
So THIS is what happened to Richard Anderson after he refused to marry Joanne Woodward in The Long Hot Summer?
...Seems like a trade up, you ask me.
@steggy I think @JoeWynne needs to get us a recipe for "Space Hooch"!
#monsterdon
She's asexual/aromantic. Tough luck buddy.
"Is that all there is to it" Get some aloe on that burn. #Monsterdon #ForbiddenPlanet
#Monsterdon oh man this guy is a sex pestβ¦
@CactuarJoe for science!
love the Robby computer punch card sound effect #Monsterdon
die die die die
Back when "quantum mechanics" meant manly men really getting in there with wrenches and mechanicking those quantums by hand
Am I the only one with π΅"Anne Francis stars in...Forbidden Planet" on heavy rotation in my head while watching? #Monsterdon #forbiddenplanet #rockyhorror
Sexual harassment in the future #monsterdon
I'm really struggling to tell all these guys apart.
#Monsterdon and the cook's a comedic alcoholic. They were quite common back in the 50s.
With all the tamed wild animals Alta looks like a Blondie snowhite.
#monsterdon
Jeez. Get a Forbidden Planet, you two.
Hm, the cook's an alcoholic
ow I hurt myself slapping a metal thing
Robby, just kill the cook. #Monsterdon
United Planets is an equal opportunities employer. We'll hire sexual predators *and* alcoholics.
Alta with the semantics!
Rape culture AND drunk culture! The future has it all.
#monsterdon
Writer fetish reveal.
shut your pie hole, cookie!
The most ominous make-out music ever #monsterdon
I had that night shot of the C57-D as desktop wallpaper for awhile.
"Quantum Mechanic" as a job, huh.
I also take pride in my big doodies.
the kryten transmitter is already ready?
Is he trying to buy drugs from the robot? #monsterdon
Monsterdon is well familiar with The Stuff.
#monsterdon Alta transmitted to me several times last night. Hurr hurr hurr...
Robby's a bit of a lush. Perfect burp, A+, no notes.
#Monsterdon πͺ π« π½ π©βπ π¨βπ π±
Robbie's arms are pretty short and stubby tbh
"I borrowed some solonites from your quantum circuits, too"
And I stole your aftershave and razor, too! #Monsterdon
π΅ Anne Francis stars in... πΆ #Monsterdon
I take a big pride in my doodies too.
#Monsterdon #π©
I'm noticing so much proto-Star Trek here. There is even a Dr. Kahn Noonian Singh
They finally figured out Soda Jerk is supposed to be two sound stages over
A different isotope of the same material is not going to have a really substantial different in density. Unless it's something really unusual that changes the atom packing (which I can't think of any off the top of my head).
The crew hats are SO SILLY
#monsterdon
Thanks, doc. we'll be back tomorrow to hit on your daughter right in front of you.
Hahahaha, he can no longer have children. #monsterdon
My kitchen walls are the same color green only brighter so I really canβt judge their decorating choices π¬ #Monsterdon
These people are mean and unsafe.
Robby's hoopty. He does Lyft on the weekends.
#Monsterdon #ForbiddenPlanet
solid lead? i think it's painted styrofoam
Haha, 'by tomorrow noon', little does he know the days are twelve thousand hours long on this planet!!
centre of gravity schmenter of gravity
Oh Droppo #WrongMovie #Monsterdon
Love this large moving equipment.
Why deer? Why a tiger? Just why??#Monsterdon
Robby's flex #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Morbius is kinda handsy isn't he?
Wait, I was posting and missed why there are earth animals prancing about the garden with Alta.
setup for a dirty joke-- in SPAAAAACE
Now that is a NICE MATTE. (The graveyard.)
"Believe you me, this isn't for you; I'm not being obliging. I just want you to get the fuck off of my planet."
White genocide proof used by Trump? #Monsterdon
Morbius is in black. Altair in in white. The horny platoon are in grey. The movie is in Eastmancolor.
So she can tame a deadly tiger but these crewmen are completely unmanageable sexual rogues.
#monsterdon
I wish all the dogwhistles they talk about now only drew deer and tigers #monsterdon
Is the actor playing Alta also playing the tiger? They overlayed two sides of film together. /s
Buffering. Falling further out of sync with everyone. Right now I'm on Leslie Nielsen looking nervous as Robby doesn't quite shoot him. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Iβm (unapologetically) digging the burnt orange and avocado green decor. π
Suddenly, Show White.