Women are always mooning around.

#Monsterdon

men learning to hear what women are saying challenge: is she mad about how long i am going to the moon or is she mad about the other thing she keeps saying over and over again #monsterdon

Arnold, I've decided to go to Canada and become a forensic pathologist, I'm so used to deadbeats now.

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@CactuarJoe As one has to do from time to time
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the velvet waistcoat suggests it's Cavor, sorry girl #monsterdon

They're Chekov's gunning these geese so much I'm gonna be real disappointed if they don't kick off some wild shit.

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... and he leaves the greenhouse door open ...

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Close the fucking doors! GEESH, how many times are they going to risk his experiment. #Monsterdon

Now, Bedford's walked out without shutting the door. Are they trying to ruin everything?

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@_L1vY_ It could well be the missing link #monsterdon

How dare he not mention the moon expedition in the two minutes since found out about it!?

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He's just going to the moon to escape his creditors. #Monsterdon

@bstacey i think the cavorite starts getting floaty if it gets cool

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@bstacey If there was one I missed it too

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I'm getting weird Flash Gordon vibes off of this one. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Thank providence Kate's got a level head as well as an elephant gun and civilized alcohol for the journey.

Oh, and an ultimatum!

Evading creditors, real estate fraud, property destruction...He's got no choice he's gotta go to the moon to escape justice #Monsterdon

Kate, shut the damn door!

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#Monsterdon the good doctor is trying. Kate is a fussing busybody and either she needs to fetch coffee from France or die from shrapnel ejected by the next furnace explosion.

I want to be interested in this movie, but it's not interesting.

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I am shocked by the vibrancy of clothes dyes of the 1890s. Always thought those kind of colors didn’t come about until post-WWII. #Monsterdon

it sounds as if someone may be heading to the moon soon

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I have a sudden desire to see Mouse on the Moon.
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Well you know how us women are, with our fascination with doors...
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Kate, dump his ass. #Monsterdon

Oh no, is one of the first men IN the moon going to be a LADY?

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Omg we're 41 minutes in and still on Earth? My estimates were so very wrong. We're never getting to the fireworks factory at this rate.
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How can these Victorian folks stand wearing all that clothing in a building that's 120 degrees?

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@ranjit Space chickens, I like it

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@_L1vY_ I think we find out Gibbs moves to Australia to form a singing group with his brothers #monsterdon

Mooning around.
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Mooning, you say.

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#Slugs #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I would not want to be locked in a flying tin can with frightened chickens either.

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Kate!

Demanding the door be kept close and not let out the heat...
Dad Certified Movie
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So, Kate wanted to send chickens with them to the moon?

The elephant gun really was a smart precaution, though.

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i hope that the way this is gonna go is that they accidentally leave a breeding pair of chickens on the moon and 65 years later the UN expedition finds the moon overrun with chickens

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We can't have you womaning all over the moon, dear girl! By Jove, we'll get Cooties on it!

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First Chickens In The Moon!

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@jonny this is looking increasingly likely

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mr. caber's undiagnosed ADHD

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"A sensible precaution..."

ok, then.

I don't understand why the trailer cut out the entire first half of this movie

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You MUST remember to keep the doors closed so we can blow the house up again!
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Moon elephants please
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The furnace, just as he'd feared.

Do we ever meet "Gibbs"?

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all i know is you do whatever a woman carrying a shotgun, bottle of liquor, and a goose wants #monsterdon

Gin and bitters. That certainly sound sensible to me. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

@diazona True... but who wants a space ship cabin full of bird poop?
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Oh it's hot in there to prevent the solidification of the cavorite on the "sphere"

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#Monsterdon now he's mad at HER for not closing the door

Someone get the tranq gun! #monsterdon

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I love how he thinks Kate is being unreasonable about the whole die in space thing.

Good for you, Kate!! Run!

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“Madam, I’ll explain” #Monsterdon

just gonna leave your jacket there, ma'am? that thing must have cost a fortune? #monsterdon

"Darling" should be on the #monsterdon #bingo card

Went to get myself a bowl of ice cream, they're still not on the goddamn moon

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Not enough #monsterdon films have featured geese, imo

Why doesn't the paint brush float away?

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Not sure that the navigational calculations have been executed at all

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@strangefour Probably the most practical thing in this movie

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I come with chickens and a shotgun, as one does in these times.

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#Monsterdon is she stealing the geese? smart girl

we're gonna have the first moon chickens!

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Lady. Are you carrying chickens and a shotgun?
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I DO like the Guard Geese and the literal steampunk content tho #Monsterdon

There y'go girl, run over the geese. It's self defense. #Monsterdon

Did it occur to any of them to say, *not* do this in the middle of their living room?

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you're not even supposed to blow the bloody doors off! #monsterdon

@jonny men will literally go to the moon before therapy

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it's good he has an auxiliary backup furnace

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that's not the safest way to carry a gun, ma'am
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well yeah, "lunatic" is the word. lunar? right?

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He thinks he's invented Cavorite but he's actually invented Adderall #monsterdon

I'm with her.

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I believe the word is MOONATIC, Kate, but whatever

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Is the furnace going to go to the moon? Anything? Anyone?
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This man's energy is electric! I'm sold! #Monsterdon

Perfect! Lunatic.
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LUNATIC! No one can survive a three hour tour! NO ONE!

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"Lunatic! Yes, that's just the word!"

Ouch. Burn.

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Yes, lunatic IS just the word.

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Now THAT. Is a greenhouse. 😍

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#Monsterdon fun fact: NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL), run by Caltech, was originally operated on campus in Pasadena. They moved it off-campus to a separate facility out in the hills after a couple of high-profile explosions. :D

Cavor is so crazy even geese are scared of him. And geese are mean!

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@kshernandez @brooke this is, like, rule 5 of #Monsterdon

When is the Doctor going to show up to stop the British from killing themselves at first encounter with a new alien species, again?
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The funny thing to me about the 1960s moon landing scene was it was done close enough in time to the actual moon landing that it informs the visuals, but they also have it as a UN project, which obviously wasn't in the cards.

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Watching First Men in the Moon on #Monsterdon and had the realization that the anti-social, awkward, crazy scientist trope is just a neurodivergent doing something they love.

I kind of miss the quiet outer space scenes #Monsterdon

brdedebrp! brdedebrp!

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Kate, it's time to leave him.

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oof owie my gravity

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Of course it has a porthole

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Tea is served

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@CactuarJoe His laugh had my eye twitching. #Monsterdon

I know someone who could make those blinds be a lot quieter.

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his house has blown up, and his USB device has disconnected again. he's in real trouble. #monsterdon