Oopsie! #monsterdon

how much fuel you think is in that thing

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This is why you turn off your cellphones on the plane

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wut

@wohali@timeloop.cafe That's a neat trick!

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Ma'am, I fear you are in an abusive relationship
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“Well, that’s everything” #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Magnets.

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Um, the sun is waaaaayyyyy farther away than the moon, movie #Monsterdon

oh right, blinds #monsterdon

@_L1vY_ Frankly, the first men on the moon were in the first 5 minutes. Unfortunately, it was all just pretense to get into a sophisticated Victorian romcom. #monsterdon

Bet they wish they had some chicken right about now.

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#Monsterdon I appreciate that the mad scientist appreciates his geese.

HAHAHAH WE'RE ALL SPINNING weeeeee

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Maybe the cat women of the moon will be there and he will marry one of them.

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@amyfou It's scandalous!

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a young woman, unmarried, shot into space-- without a chaperone?? #monsterdon #scandaldon

Kate came among with them now I'm kinda upset about the title of this movie #Monsterdon

You had no right to pull me in! I would have rather died in the explosion!
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I don't think we should be seeing Kate's knickers like that.

THIS CAPER

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You tell him, Kate!

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Hm, posts not showing up in the thread, let's start again #monsterdon

Stop with the upskirts.

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We are HALFWAY through this movie and so far it's a vintage romcom and nobody's on the moon. 😂

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@hollie What kind of eccentrics don't have their own idiosyncratic note-taking systems so they don't forget things?

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#Monsterdon They’re going to the moon in slings. Where’s the crisco… boys.

What kind of undignified spacecraft has hammocks for seats? #monsterdon

So, Kate Callender was the first woman in space. Apologies to Valentina Tereshkova.

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Straitgh into the sun? What movie is this? Airplane 2?
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First Men in the Sex Swings

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My veels I can't move my veels. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

Whooooo! Let's hear it for Ray!!! #Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

Wonderful model work.
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Here we goooooooo!!
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THE RED

PEDAL

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Freaking finally. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

I talk to my pets too! #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow I want this to be referring to the moon

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Kate blinked

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Oh I am so fond of stories where all you need to explore anything, even the moon, is a tailored wool suit and a good hat

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miyaku is *not* keeping up.

That woman will be blasted to death. Unless we shove her in our bachelor pad in space.
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i believe there is a violent shock coming indeed. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i like the springs all around the spacecraft for landing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSbAUtyO7xo

put your hands in the air like you just don't care

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did they bring chamber pots?

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Wait, are they going up to space, or down to the bottom of the ocean?
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Did they test the seals of this sphere?

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space macrame sling chairs!

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"...just take a seat in these here strangle nets"

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The movie takes an unexpectedly grim turn when Kate’s presence takes it in a “The Cold Equations” direction. #Monsterdon

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Noooo Gwendalynne! Victoria! Liberty!! :goose_honk: :goose_honk: :goose_honk: 💞 💞 💞

those roll-up cavorite blinds will cool unevenly and cause the "sphere" to rotate at dangerous speeds as it ascends.

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off to space we go, in our COVID-19 virus

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Proto-steampunk spaceship! All the brass detailing!

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Luv too wear a full suit with Colonel Sanders tie and a long lab coat on top when it's A HUNDRED TEN! 🥵

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"When you decide, I'll be at the cottage you had me commit fraud for."

finally some space action
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It's frankly amazing the geese survived at constant temperatures of 110°F.

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It's bigger on the inside. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

At least the geese got their liberty.

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Ok, here just say a bunch of science-y sounding things...
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So, is that all the gay we get tonight? Her husband chose another man over her? #monsterdon

Noooo, not the geese!!!
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Yes, climb into the space-faring, anti-gravity vessel, wearing your three-piece suits.

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Okay. They have oxygen. What about CO2 scrubbers?

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@trixter @cs Oh well _that_ is true. That's why all those coloured lights on walls in Star Trek, why the bizarre colour selections in Lost in Space, and so on and so on

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#Monsterdon She bought a copy of the Brooklyn Bridge! Silly ninny.

Release the attack geese (who now have other names)!

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He’s going to the moon and he doesn’t have a freaking CHECKLIST?!? #Monsterdon

Arnold: oh, you're here

Kate: we can get married!

Arnold: ugh

[Later]

Kate: you'd rather gamble on moon schemes than marry me??

Arnold: yep

[Later]

Kate: I love you anyway, and I'll help

Arnold: go away

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@ramsey Aw, an elephant gun isn't any good if you don't also take the elephant who can fire it... #monsterdon

All she had to do was ask them for a "27 B Stroke 6" form, and they'd have run away.

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#Monsterdon time to skip out on a warrant!

Shit, I've been sussed! Better get my ass to the moon!

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Years ago, a young boy saw this movie and was certain he could reach Mars, if he could just get some Cavorite.

The good old days, when science fiction was science fiction.

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OMG, he shafted Kate. Dang. That's harsh. #Monsterdon

Kate should take the sphere for herself and write "Men Suck" on the moon in big letters.

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She means it THIS TIME.

Kate.

KATE.

KAAAAATE.

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wots all this then, we have reports of a moon sphere in this domicile #monsterdon

@claralistensprechen3rd This *is* a rather slow night for bingo

Probably on account of the bingo card expecting things to happen on the Moon and, well, you know how that turned out

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Oh shit. The coppers. They're being sued for squatting in a house? Or something. It's hard to understand the british language sometimes.
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Hahahahahaha! Bedford didn't own the cottage, after all!

What a grifter!

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@cs The artificial dye industry got kickstarted by William Perkin's mauve in 1856.

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child catcher? ah no, debt catcher. much worse.

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I would like to point out that as British as "Gibbs" sounds, Willard the Father of Thermodynamics" Gibbs was an American.

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I’m ready for a song now.

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#monsterdon Marry her or go to the moon?

Go to the moon. No question.

Oop! What's it gonna be... #monsterdon

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Crackpot scientist's arms and legs are always at least a little akimbo

"When you decide, I'll be at the cottage," YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HIM, KATE, GO BACK TO BOSTON

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@pineheap I'm just mad I didn't think of it first. #Monsterdon

Leaving the door open

Yall were raised in barns or what #monsterdon #thefirstmeninthemoon

Who’s the monster in this scene? Kate or Edward?

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You'll letting the heat out!!!!!!!
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I really need a lorgnette to watch this.

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45 minutes between appearances of the moon, so far

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#Monsterdon this lady has not supported her man in *any* of his bad business ventures yet, i don't see why *he* has to be the one to not have fun and get himself killed on the moon!