They should be a thin paste on the walls after a landing like that. I would've watched that movie.

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That's what I call a smooth landing #monsterdon

"...yay! We landed on the moon! Okay, who packed the space suits?"
"The what?"

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♫Na naaaaa na nana na na na na♪ #Monsterdon

I hope we brought diving suits for the chickens

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This is definitely my favorite Monsterdon movie

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@Violinknitter When he first showed off the sphere. They retract and stuff.

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... and that is how we all got amazing full-body bruises landing on the moon. Oh, and the chickens ... are better not spoken of.

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Wait he's doing this *for* her somehow?

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First Meh in the Moon.

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yeah, that looks survivable.

As an engineer I have problems with their landing, seeing as it would've been easy to prevent.

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So they're all pretty much ground beef now. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

When did those spikey things appear on the “sphere”? #Monsterdon

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"landing positions" --> airplane joke

Nice of the Suliban to lend them a starship design. #Monsterdon

@brooke That would have been too good for this movie

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51 minutes. We have returned to the moon. They are now the First Men on the Moon! . . . Wait that's not the title.
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Not having to calculate for mass must be easy. An extra passenger? Easy peasy. Oh, wait, there were calculations? Extra cargo is a problem!

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'I’ve just invented "shipping"!'

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Geese: Free at last!

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Zero Gravity Chickens is just what I needed tonight
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Heading straight for that gray, rocky sun

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The geese rejoiced at these idiots finally leaving.

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if I were trapped in a spaceship with a couple who kept bickering over financial problems and then making up, I would throw myself out the airlock

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Letting out the geese, why is Cavor talking to them as though he believes he will never return to see them??

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The amazing thing about his anti-gravity paint is that it only blocks EARTH's gravity. Moon gravity still works. #monsterdon

No animals were harmed in the... er...

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Professor HATES chickens I guess that the chickens must me the monsters in this #Monsterdon right?

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zero-g fx in this film:

broke: hair floating in zero-g

woke: wave the camera around like it's floating in water

get 'im, chickens. peck his tweed. #monsterdon

Oh ok, it’s Horizons!

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BE NICE to the Chickens!

@CactuarJoe "waters"

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@bunnyhero Chickens is how you get avian influenza #monsterdon

so hg wells/the writers have never smelled a chicken coop, huh? nobody wondering why it smells like that? and not like you can open a window in your velvet-lined d20 #Monsterdon

It’s like Sputnik, generally speherical but quite pointy in parts! #Monsterdon

Lemme find out the mini-blinds are the steering wheel. #monsterdon

Kate, you should just kill him. They couldn't charge you, you're ABSOLUTELY in international waters. #Monsterdon

a boeing space division approved landing
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I love how he's shaving in the spaceship (like they've got shaving cream and water and all that). It's a bit like how they smoke in the space ship in Alien. #monsterdon

The chickens are going to throw off the oxygen balance in the atmospheric processing.

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They are going to swing around like bell clappers in there! Someone call OSHA!

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This would help them but apparently they are not aware that this is a thing.

https://ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/19660007973/downloads/19660007973.pdf

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Leave him on the moon, Kate!

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I like how the space capsule has framed artwork on the walls

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#Monsterdon i half expected cavor to declare them married as the captain of the ship to save their suggested virtue

"not that you deserve it" keep that mood in mind, girl. #monsterdon

And so the stupid british fools burned to death in the fires of the sun because they don't understand astrogation. The End.
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Cleaning a chicken in 0 G. That's going to be fun. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

How expensive are space eggs?

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Darling, as soon as you get to the Moon drop this zero, don't accept his apologies

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chickens! that means fresh eggs! and fresh chicken shit! #monsterdon

If cavorite repels gravity, shouldn’t they bounce off the moon and everything else? #monsterdon

To coin a phrase, dump the MF already, Kate.

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Nice of the anti-gravity paste to wait to start working until Kate gets in

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@jonny When the Earth is the center of the solarsystem, of course it is.
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We're going to be playing pretty loose with traveling about the solar system, aren't we?

So, no space geese but we will have space chickens!

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Awww, he let the geese out. <3

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@Taweret What do you feel about space chickens? #Monsterdon

"We're headed straight for the sun!"

Whew. For a minute there I thought we had another solid hour of Mr. Cabot there to deal with. #Monsterdon

The sun is going to dodge, no way she wants to get mixed up in this.
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I gotta say, if my choices were go to the moon or marry a Masshole, I'd also be signing up for orbit. #monsterdon

Oopsie! #monsterdon

This is the worst version of The Explorers ever.

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how much fuel you think is in that thing

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This is why you turn off your cellphones on the plane

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wut

@wohali@timeloop.cafe That's a neat trick!

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Ma'am, I fear you are in an abusive relationship
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“Well, that’s everything” #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Magnets.

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Um, the sun is waaaaayyyyy farther away than the moon, movie #Monsterdon

oh right, blinds #monsterdon

@_L1vY_ Frankly, the first men on the moon were in the first 5 minutes. Unfortunately, it was all just pretense to get into a sophisticated Victorian romcom. #monsterdon

Bet they wish they had some chicken right about now.

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#Monsterdon I appreciate that the mad scientist appreciates his geese.

HAHAHAH WE'RE ALL SPINNING weeeeee

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Maybe the cat women of the moon will be there and he will marry one of them.

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@amyfou It's scandalous!

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a young woman, unmarried, shot into space-- without a chaperone?? #monsterdon #scandaldon

Kate came among with them now I'm kinda upset about the title of this movie #Monsterdon

You had no right to pull me in! I would have rather died in the explosion!
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I don't think we should be seeing Kate's knickers like that.

THIS CAPER

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You tell him, Kate!

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Hm, posts not showing up in the thread, let's start again #monsterdon

Stop with the upskirts.

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We are HALFWAY through this movie and so far it's a vintage romcom and nobody's on the moon. 😂

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Did I miss the reason why they're going to the Moon and not just flying off into Space to die in the infinite void?

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@hollie What kind of eccentrics don't have their own idiosyncratic note-taking systems so they don't forget things?

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#Monsterdon They’re going to the moon in slings. Where’s the crisco… boys.

What kind of undignified spacecraft has hammocks for seats? #monsterdon

So, Kate Callender was the first woman in space. Apologies to Valentina Tereshkova.

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Straitgh into the sun? What movie is this? Airplane 2?
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First Men in the Sex Swings

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My veels I can't move my veels. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

Whooooo! Let's hear it for Ray!!! #Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

Wonderful model work.
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Here we goooooooo!!
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