Yeah, England's gotta claim the moon, I'm sure nothing bad will happen as a result. #Monsterdon

let's hope she doesn't
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#Monsterdon Awful lot of skin showing for a Victorian era moon crash.

Time to slip into somewhere more comfortable when the gents bugger off?

Wait, I thought they were flying straight to the sun??

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It didn't occur to him to build the spaceship outside the house.

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Chekhov's Elephant
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Befriending birbs is good, but why geese and not crows?

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#Monsterdon she's gonna be stuck in the closet with the chickens?

With that kind of landing, I think they should be afraid of encephalitis later. #Monsterdon

"Not the first time I've been locked in a closet. Christ, I miss Harriet."

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Union flag, OK. What's the long gun for??

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No elephants on the moon = science fact
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...So they're just gonna put her in the closet? #Monsterdon

"it's alright, you can just leave me in the closet" #monsterdon

Oh, how convenient. They have an air-tight compartment.

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lol, no...I would not open the door of the spaceship out onto the Moon....

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This poor woman. Doing all this in a petticoat and heels. #monsterdon

"I'll be all right, Arnold. Don't worry about me." Ah yes, exactly the correct attitude for a woman.

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Took us almost a solid hour to get BACK to the moon. #Monsterdon

So the anti-gravity paste knows to anti-point at that one tiny sector of the sky where the moon is??

And the moon has no gravity to be anti- to?

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Using the Earth to slow down your rate of descent in a spaceship that blocks the effect of gravity

....bwuh?

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You each get one suit, and one boot.
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Now we can be rich!

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I'm glad we finally got back to the moon! I was worried for a bit.

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great we made it back to the moon where we freaking STARTED. now only 45 more minutes to get in that sumbitch #monsterdon

#monsterdon So, the only shock absorbers are railway buffers?

@Taweret Maybe the chickens all fit into one suit as the fourth crew member. #monsterdon

They don't have an airlock, so what's going to happen to Kate?

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I love it when my spaceship lands like it's a damned Katamari #monsterdon

We're down! Down to clown!

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A woman's place is in the hatch

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steampunk spaceship with two sex swings, nice #monsterdon

yeah kate, hide in the tiny compartment and get the hell out of the moon
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@JoeWynne [citation needed]

(actually I just need to know more about this)

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the scientist is in the chicken box, right where he should be. #monsterdon

We got to the moon! (I assume that's where we are anyway)

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They should be a thin paste on the walls after a landing like that. I would've watched that movie.

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That's what I call a smooth landing #monsterdon

♫Na naaaaa na nana na na na na♪ #Monsterdon

"...yay! We landed on the moon! Okay, who packed the space suits?"
"The what?"

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I hope we brought diving suits for the chickens

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This is definitely my favorite Monsterdon movie

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... and that is how we all got amazing full-body bruises landing on the moon. Oh, and the chickens ... are better not spoken of.

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@Violinknitter When he first showed off the sphere. They retract and stuff.

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Wait he's doing this *for* her somehow?

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First Meh in the Moon.

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yeah, that looks survivable.

As an engineer I have problems with their landing, seeing as it would've been easy to prevent.

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So they're all pretty much ground beef now. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

When did those spikey things appear on the “sphere”? #Monsterdon

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"landing positions" --> airplane joke

Nice of the Suliban to lend them a starship design. #Monsterdon

@brooke That would have been too good for this movie

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51 minutes. We have returned to the moon. They are now the First Men on the Moon! . . . Wait that's not the title.
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Not having to calculate for mass must be easy. An extra passenger? Easy peasy. Oh, wait, there were calculations? Extra cargo is a problem!

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'I’ve just invented "shipping"!'

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Geese: Free at last!

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Heading straight for that gray, rocky sun

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Zero Gravity Chickens is just what I needed tonight
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The geese rejoiced at these idiots finally leaving.

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if I were trapped in a spaceship with a couple who kept bickering over financial problems and then making up, I would throw myself out the airlock

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Letting out the geese, why is Cavor talking to them as though he believes he will never return to see them??

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The amazing thing about his anti-gravity paint is that it only blocks EARTH's gravity. Moon gravity still works. #monsterdon

No animals were harmed in the... er...

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Professor HATES chickens I guess that the chickens must me the monsters in this #Monsterdon right?

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zero-g fx in this film:

broke: hair floating in zero-g

woke: wave the camera around like it's floating in water

get 'im, chickens. peck his tweed. #monsterdon

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BE NICE to the Chickens!

Oh ok, it’s Horizons!

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@CactuarJoe "waters"

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@bunnyhero Chickens is how you get avian influenza #monsterdon

so hg wells/the writers have never smelled a chicken coop, huh? nobody wondering why it smells like that? and not like you can open a window in your velvet-lined d20 #Monsterdon

It’s like Sputnik, generally speherical but quite pointy in parts! #Monsterdon

Lemme find out the mini-blinds are the steering wheel. #monsterdon

Kate, you should just kill him. They couldn't charge you, you're ABSOLUTELY in international waters. #Monsterdon

a boeing space division approved landing
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I love how he's shaving in the spaceship (like they've got shaving cream and water and all that). It's a bit like how they smoke in the space ship in Alien. #monsterdon

The chickens are going to throw off the oxygen balance in the atmospheric processing.

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They are going to swing around like bell clappers in there! Someone call OSHA!

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This would help them but apparently they are not aware that this is a thing.

https://ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/19660007973/downloads/19660007973.pdf

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Leave him on the moon, Kate!

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I like how the space capsule has framed artwork on the walls

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#Monsterdon i half expected cavor to declare them married as the captain of the ship to save their suggested virtue

"not that you deserve it" keep that mood in mind, girl. #monsterdon

And so the stupid british fools burned to death in the fires of the sun because they don't understand astrogation. The End.
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Cleaning a chicken in 0 G. That's going to be fun. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

Darling, as soon as you get to the Moon drop this zero, don't accept his apologies

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chickens! that means fresh eggs! and fresh chicken shit! #monsterdon

If cavorite repels gravity, shouldn’t they bounce off the moon and everything else? #monsterdon

To coin a phrase, dump the MF already, Kate.

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Nice of the anti-gravity paste to wait to start working until Kate gets in

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@jonny When the Earth is the center of the solarsystem, of course it is.
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We're going to be playing pretty loose with traveling about the solar system, aren't we?

So, no space geese but we will have space chickens!

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Awww, he let the geese out. <3

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@Taweret What do you feel about space chickens? #Monsterdon

The sun is going to dodge, no way she wants to get mixed up in this.
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"We're headed straight for the sun!"

Whew. For a minute there I thought we had another solid hour of Mr. Cabot there to deal with. #Monsterdon

I gotta say, if my choices were go to the moon or marry a Masshole, I'd also be signing up for orbit. #monsterdon

This is the worst version of The Explorers ever.

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