@floatybirb I guess that is better than SDE.

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Am I the only one who thinks they should have something on their hands like sunscreen? #Monsterdon

And that's when they realized, there's actually no toilets on the moon either.

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Wire work needs some work

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oh good it's even harder to understand what the hell this guy is yelling about now

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He isn't a very good scientist if he didn't think of bringing a third space suit for redundant safety reasons.
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1899.
Definitely pre Osha.

the sound for footsteps on the moon sounds exactly like footsteps on a wooden stage

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hey, no slow motion, not bad

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I need a remake of this with John Turturro as the mad scientist

someone get me A24 #monsterdon

Are there gloves on their hands?

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O M G the capsule is a coronavirus 😬

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I think my mom was right. This movie was made for 12 year old boys.

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... and Cavor's bare hand is not freezing immediately on touching bare metal, or burning. Artistic license.

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The chances of bagging an elephant on the moon are remote but not zero.

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So... no pressure needed on the hands eh? #Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

With all that planning, bare hands?

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@CactuarJoe No double meaning there #monsterdon

oh she better steal the ride while they're out
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Wow, feel free to touch all the scalding hot and/or freezing cold shit with your BARE FUCKING HANDS

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No Gloves is an interesting choice for a space suit

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Lol...bare hands!

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Sure put the lady in the trunk and take the conman out on the moon to have all the fun with you sheeeesh :blobrollingeyes: #Monsterdon

Barehand it, it is.

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Why are they going to the moon in a COVID-19 molecule? #Monsterdon #firstmeninthemoon

@healyn @Taweret Me, I'm a Grizzlies man #monsterdon

"hello moon!" #monsterdon

"AAAHHHHHH! MY HANDS!"

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@CactuarJoe Well they'll eventually moonexit and have the Moon leave the solar system. #monsterdon

@blue #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

Ugh, Cavor is cavorting. #Monsterdon

no gloves 🥴
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That's actually some pretty good low gravity acting

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Is there glass in their earholes? I’m not seeing glass in their ear holes.

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Wait, bare hands? Enjoy your boiling blood, dipshit. #Monsterdon

No flag no country... #Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

no gloves?

no gloves!

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He's shaving inside this capsule??
The chickens are going ahead with egg-laying after being crammed in a dark storage compartment with wonky gravity?? 🤨

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What about the chickens??
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@nev I'd lean more towards murder/suicide.

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Technically, we don't have to sit in the sex net chairs.

I love how the music so perfectly matches the ridiculousness of everything, well done

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Shrinkage! There was shrinkage!

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I would like to point out that they still have bare hands. And the chickens (if any are still alive) are *not* in the airtight closet.

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"...ohhhh, you meant diving suits! Yeah, we have those. Here you go."
"Ummm ... these don't have any gloves."
"Whoops."

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Actual science, let's all appreciate!

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@wohali This seems to happen in every #monsterdon moon movie.

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Wait she's gotta be in the airtight compartment but they're turning on the oxygen?

Lesson learned here: always consider the possibility of chickens in your calculations. #Monsterdon #firstmeninthemoon

Do they have gloves, or are they just gonna barehand it in a vacuum?

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Charlie is really good at manipulation. That's why he doesn't have to resort to slapping her

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Wait? Science???
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Do they not even let Kate out of the ship? #monsterdon

@blue calling the pirate monkey

calling the pirate monkey

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The reviews are in! And what they're telling me is people should vote for Slugs in @Taweret's next #monsterdon poll

“I’m not claustrophobic, Darling. I’ll be alright in this tiny airtight closet.” Not getting in the way of the plot but also a secretary.

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Chekhov's elephant gun #monsterdon

okay, like half a point to Mr Boot Scam for attempting to prevent his girlfriend from getting vaccuumed, and then complaining that she'd have to be stuffed into a train locker. #monsterdon

Don't worry about me, Arnold, I didn't want to be one of the first people to explore the moon anyway

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Yeah, England's gotta claim the moon, I'm sure nothing bad will happen as a result. #Monsterdon

let's hope she doesn't
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suffo-Kate
😎

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#Monsterdon Awful lot of skin showing for a Victorian era moon crash.

Time to slip into somewhere more comfortable when the gents bugger off?

Wait, I thought they were flying straight to the sun??

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It didn't occur to him to build the spaceship outside the house.

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Chekhov's Elephant
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Befriending birbs is good, but why geese and not crows?

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With that kind of landing, I think they should be afraid of encephalitis later. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon she's gonna be stuck in the closet with the chickens?

"Not the first time I've been locked in a closet. Christ, I miss Harriet."

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No elephants on the moon = science fact
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Union flag, OK. What's the long gun for??

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...So they're just gonna put her in the closet? #Monsterdon

"it's alright, you can just leave me in the closet" #monsterdon

Oh, how convenient. They have an air-tight compartment.

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lol, no...I would not open the door of the spaceship out onto the Moon....

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This poor woman. Doing all this in a petticoat and heels. #monsterdon

"I'll be all right, Arnold. Don't worry about me." Ah yes, exactly the correct attitude for a woman.

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Took us almost a solid hour to get BACK to the moon. #Monsterdon

So the anti-gravity paste knows to anti-point at that one tiny sector of the sky where the moon is??

And the moon has no gravity to be anti- to?

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Using the Earth to slow down your rate of descent in a spaceship that blocks the effect of gravity

....bwuh?

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You each get one suit, and one boot.
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They made it! And now they die of a lack of oxygen. Or freeze to death. Or those killer bugs that live in moon rocks.
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thank the gods radiation isn't real

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@paco I hope it's prison style, and he just sits on it, staring at everyone else while squeezing on out on the voyage...

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Now we can be rich!

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I'm glad we finally got back to the moon! I was worried for a bit.

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great we made it back to the moon where we freaking STARTED. now only 45 more minutes to get in that sumbitch #monsterdon

#monsterdon So, the only shock absorbers are railway buffers?

@Taweret Maybe the chickens all fit into one suit as the fourth crew member. #monsterdon

They don't have an airlock, so what's going to happen to Kate?

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I love it when my spaceship lands like it's a damned Katamari #monsterdon

We're down! Down to clown!

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A woman's place is in the hatch

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steampunk spaceship with two sex swings, nice #monsterdon

yeah kate, hide in the tiny compartment and get the hell out of the moon
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@JoeWynne [citation needed]

(actually I just need to know more about this)

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the scientist is in the chicken box, right where he should be. #monsterdon

We got to the moon! (I assume that's where we are anyway)

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