@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Gloves weren't invented until the Edwardian period.

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At long long last, we're IN the moon. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

Oooh. A subterranean atmosphere. That's a thing.

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Our hero meets the Moon Men and tries to sell the cottage to THEM, too. #Monsterdon

@Taweret One hour in THIS A HAPPENING!
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@Taweret I'm sure it's fine, hands don't need to breathe.

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@amyfou they have to touch helmets. Giggity. #Monsterdon

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ruh roh

We can has monsters now?

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That's not how you unstick a man, I've read the literature #Monsterdon

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Bare hands on the moon.
Sure, why not?

~43 minutes left of the movie, and I'm rooting for death of everyone but the chickens. #Monsterdon

here we go. now we're in the moon. and i can go ahead and forget 100% of the entire first hour of the movie because it is now completely irrelevant #monsterdon

HELLO MOON

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the moon is made of bubble wrap!

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"Take a letter like a good girl, Kate."

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He's gone, just let him go. Just let him go, it's better this way. #Monsterdon

They just fell through some poor lunarian's sun roof... I hope they are insured.
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Reminds me of that Bond movie with the hollow volcano....

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Moon's haunted.

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do they not have gloves?

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They're going to cram her in there with the chickens?

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We're in the mooooooooooonnnnnn!

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Uhoh they fell into the Lunar Sphincter #Monsterdon

We have a hatch!

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Katy Perry was more dignified after her space flight than this guy #Monsterdon

I rewound because I didn't catch how Cavor corrected course, and now the video is looping with the ship heading towards the Sun.

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@amyfou Similar to the way I can hear their footsteps. #Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

Kate: #monsterdon

what
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"Cavor! Cavor! They have bestagons here!"

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I think I heard a Moonquake!
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I like how the new moon capsule from 196x landed feet away from where the 1899 capsule did.

The Moon of Incredible Coincidence

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now

turn down the oxygen ratio BEFORE freeing him from the rock

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I guess "First Stooges in the Moon" would have given away too much of the plot in the title. #monsterdon

Sure hop the moon people follow Hawai'i example with Cap Cook
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how do they hear each other talk from diving suit to diving suit tho

So shouldn't we be touching helmets to hear all this?

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Flight time for 250k miles was how long?

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i mean it may look like people are joking about the colonialism part but they literally claimed the moon for queen victoria #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🎵 i claim the moon and the moon claims me 🎵

@floatybirb I guess that is better than SDE.

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Am I the only one who thinks they should have something on their hands like sunscreen? #Monsterdon

And that's when they realized, there's actually no toilets on the moon either.

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Wire work needs some work

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oh good it's even harder to understand what the hell this guy is yelling about now

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He isn't a very good scientist if he didn't think of bringing a third space suit for redundant safety reasons.
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1899.
Definitely pre Osha.

the sound for footsteps on the moon sounds exactly like footsteps on a wooden stage

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hey, no slow motion, not bad

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Are there gloves on their hands?

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I need a remake of this with John Turturro as the mad scientist

someone get me A24 #monsterdon

O M G the capsule is a coronavirus 😬

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I think my mom was right. This movie was made for 12 year old boys.

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... and Cavor's bare hand is not freezing immediately on touching bare metal, or burning. Artistic license.

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The chances of bagging an elephant on the moon are remote but not zero.

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So... no pressure needed on the hands eh? #Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

With all that planning, bare hands?

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@CactuarJoe No double meaning there #monsterdon

oh she better steal the ride while they're out
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Wow, feel free to touch all the scalding hot and/or freezing cold shit with your BARE FUCKING HANDS

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No Gloves is an interesting choice for a space suit

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Sure put the lady in the trunk and take the conman out on the moon to have all the fun with you sheeeesh :blobrollingeyes: #Monsterdon

Lol...bare hands!

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Barehand it, it is.

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Why are they going to the moon in a COVID-19 molecule? #Monsterdon #firstmeninthemoon

@healyn @Taweret Me, I'm a Grizzlies man #monsterdon

"AAAHHHHHH! MY HANDS!"

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"hello moon!" #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Well they'll eventually moonexit and have the Moon leave the solar system. #monsterdon

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Ugh, Cavor is cavorting. #Monsterdon

no gloves 🥴
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That's actually some pretty good low gravity acting

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Is there glass in their earholes? I’m not seeing glass in their ear holes.

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Wait, bare hands? Enjoy your boiling blood, dipshit. #Monsterdon

No flag no country... #Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

no gloves?

no gloves!

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He's shaving inside this capsule??
The chickens are going ahead with egg-laying after being crammed in a dark storage compartment with wonky gravity?? 🤨

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What about the chickens??
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@nev I'd lean more towards murder/suicide.

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Technically, we don't have to sit in the sex net chairs.

I love how the music so perfectly matches the ridiculousness of everything, well done

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I would like to point out that they still have bare hands. And the chickens (if any are still alive) are *not* in the airtight closet.

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Shrinkage! There was shrinkage!

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"...ohhhh, you meant diving suits! Yeah, we have those. Here you go."
"Ummm ... these don't have any gloves."
"Whoops."

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Actual science, let's all appreciate!

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@wohali This seems to happen in every #monsterdon moon movie.

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Wait she's gotta be in the airtight compartment but they're turning on the oxygen?

Lesson learned here: always consider the possibility of chickens in your calculations. #Monsterdon #firstmeninthemoon

Do they have gloves, or are they just gonna barehand it in a vacuum?

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Wait? Science???
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Do they not even let Kate out of the ship? #monsterdon

@blue calling the pirate monkey

calling the pirate monkey

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The reviews are in! And what they're telling me is people should vote for Slugs in @Taweret's next #monsterdon poll

“I’m not claustrophobic, Darling. I’ll be alright in this tiny airtight closet.” Not getting in the way of the plot but also a secretary.

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Chekhov's elephant gun #monsterdon

okay, like half a point to Mr Boot Scam for attempting to prevent his girlfriend from getting vaccuumed, and then complaining that she'd have to be stuffed into a train locker. #monsterdon

Don't worry about me, Arnold, I didn't want to be one of the first people to explore the moon anyway

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