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furnace fx

this is what happens when you don't pay your workers properly. #monsterdon

THE MANOR HOUSE IS BEING KRULLED INTO SPACE!
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This science is dubious even by Monsterdon standards.

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#monsterdon This mad scientist is amazing.

Life goals right here.

"How quickly will we have to be rotating?" "Oh, we'll be well short of the forces needed for toothpasting, I assure you."

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Aaaaaaaaaand boom. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon wait how does blocking the cavorite paint with a regular metal stop gravity from being absorbed/reflected/whatever by the cavorite? gravity goes through blinds

omg, they broke into some geese home!? #monsterdon

@LingLass Real Estate Cinematic Universe

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Mad scientist has attack geese guarding his Cavorite dodecahedron. Names them after Greek philosophers.

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@forestine I was thinking, if the paste actually blocks gravity rather than opposing gravity, they would stop working as soon as you stop being upright

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@ricci Right?! A major shared plot point. #Monsterdon

Here it is, covered in goose poop.

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Open and close the blinds to repel gravity... Sure. Whatever. Very scientific.
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#monsterdon Yes!

Amazing.

Including gold? For making boots? #Monsterdon #firstmeninthemoon

i, for one, am glad for all this dithering. it's given me time to get home lol #monsterdon

It's a beautiful day in a very slow movie and you're a terrible goose. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

"They're quite harmless" he says as it looked like it was about to jump at them
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#Monsterdon I believe the good doctor has a mood disorder.

Shit's on fire, but I reckon we should head to the pub, guv'nor.

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#Monsterdon The theory that the moon is made of metal-studded fruitcake is intriguing. I hope those blokes dashing off to the pub don't ruin the work.

Ruining things should be done by a horrible goose, no?

This feels Wellsian. Need just a bit of info on how they plan on having enough air.

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I BUILT THIS SHIP... IN FRIENDSHIP...

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THESE GEESE BETTER BE CREDITED

no way this dude just has a fuckin spaceship in his greenhouse

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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net Not yet we aren't.

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The geese know a shitbag when they see one!

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#Monsterdon he leaves the door to the greenhouse open??

Could geese and swans survive in a constant 123F?

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GUARD GEESE

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sure leave the door open why not

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@ricci @blogdiva all movies are actually about real estate! we learned this from dracular #monsterdon

It is a lovely day in the greenhouse/spaceship launchpad and you are a horrible goose. #Monsterdon

Why are there geese in the green house/ lunar module room?
THE SPHERE
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"You got the boot from puttin' boots in the boot." #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

Welcome to Pegasus Garden.

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Do you get the feeling that Cavor is the sort to think he could breathe 20 leagues under the sea by just having a garden hose long enough, hooked to a snorkle?

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oh so he's Dr Doolittle too.

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Yeah, sure he'll clean up... Just like I will...

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@blogdiva Guess the monster is capitalism. #monsterdon

Will he explain?
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Off to the pub! #Monsterdon #firstmeninthemoon

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You know, I think I’ve read this book. Except the protagonists were younger and American.

And spent less time talking about real estate.

we're whalers on the moon

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Like silicon!

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@blogdiva It's about risky speculation #monsterdon

@blogdiva maybe the real monster was the real estate transactions we made along the way

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Cavor spends most of his time saying, "I'll explain," but he never explains.

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oh please even in old timesly victorian britain they could see the moon well enough to know there wasn't a bunch of gold nuggets lying around #monsterdon

@GramrgednAngel Yeah I was thinking the same. I saw some toots about mansplaining before it happened (I'm a couple minutes behind) but I did not see it materialize...

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this is not a sphere
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@blogdiva everything is about real estate

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Minerals? Oh, well, THAT's interesting to an English imperialist. #Monsterdon

Now LISTEN.

This is turning into straight-up Mary Poppins at this point. Break out the terrible Cockney accents and dance numbers.

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antigravity boots would just flip you upside down onto the ground #Monsterdon

Was there really no better place to put the furnace? Does there need to be a huge pile of coal in the living room? Is this supposed to show how Eccentric™️ he is?

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This is the origin story for SpaceX #monsterdon

the moon is exceptionally high in minerals, vitamins, and fiber

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So... the moon... is like... a fruitcake?

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I think we've found a way to monetize those boer boots

#Monsterdon Gibbs is criminally negligent and profoundly stupid. He has to die. Soon.

if the floating laughing uncle or whatever from Mary Poppins is in this movie, I Quit

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This man is a grifter. Run, Kate!

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This guy has a boots obsession.

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Time for the British to invade the moon and plunder it's resourced. Jolly good show old chap.
*sigh*
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Anyone read Danny Dunn And the Antigravity Paint?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Dunn_and_the_Anti-Gravity_Paint

Let's hear it for the Brit crazy old geezers #monsterdon

I want to get married, but my fiancé (30M) keeps stringing me (25F) along because of his financial problems and ill thought-out business schemes. Is this a bad idea? (self.relationships)

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#Monsterdon *boots*! chekov's boot scam

@anarchademic @Terencio Yeah a bunch of people mentioned that when we watched it!

I can see why

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finally we are going to the pub

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these halpers are awfully sooty

obsessed with the boots

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Have a heart, folks. Bedford said he wasn't a scientist, so his explanation of gravity is just a layman's phrasing. He's not explaining to the scientist, but he's indicating he grasps the concept.

Just like we do.

Now watch the movie. Eat your popcorn.

Whoever gave her those fantastic style tips neglected to include Scientist Boyfriend Red Flags

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I honestly don't know how to watch this. What is happening here?

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*checks* Still not in the moon yet. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

The best characters in this film are Cavor's workers. I want to just watch them at the pub.

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So like are we gonna put some Flubber in a Model T and fly it to the moon or something or what let's get going :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon

📰 🐱 i should install a furnace in my living room

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That kind of attitude is what got a man poisoned #Monsterdon

So he sold the cottage that he didn't own to the guy who will then reinvest his own money into his new material.

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The UK is a land of eccentrics, huh

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everyone needs an hour of motivation for why they want to go the moon and the marriage wanting woman is being set up for getting moon married #monsterdon

Ah, good old anti-gravity paste. Whimsical indeed.

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I miss the moon :/ #Monsterdon

Arnold: she wants to have sex with you. Grow up

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Thought this film was going to be boring, but now I see that we have this real estate scene to liven things up #monsterdon

Tsk tsk I came here for escapism and here I find a dodgy businessmen cheating a naive scientist.
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Smart girl, run while you can.

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Step 1: paint cavorite on the Boar War boots.
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profit!

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Relationships built on honesty are nice

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What is it with #Monsterdon movies and real estate transactions

@Taweret I bet the moon people are having a swell party.

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Arthur is a lush. She should leave him.
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"The play's an absolute gamble. This Cavor guy who I called a crackpot earlier is a sure bet."

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every person in this movie is getting swindled by every other person in this movie. they all deserve each other. #monsterdon

Girl, this guy is a walking red flag. Get Out Girl!

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