#monsterdon Ah. Now I'm caught up.

Just in time to enjoy ... whatever's going on here.

do the storms mean something?

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Shoot down the spy balloon! #monsterdon

im always struck by how vibrant and colorful older movies look

so many modern films have that washed out drab look. this is nice

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#monsterdon I want the balloon to make the same sound effect as the one from 'The Prisoner.'

I was not prepared for the googly eyes on the shrimp kaiju #monsterdon

Ah yes, the fearsome call of the shrimp, "EEEEEEEEEEEE" #monsterdon

it must really hate boats #monsterdon

#monsterdon my cat is very interested in the giant seafood monster

lol holy shit. shrimp kaiju fucking speared them like fish

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@apLundell @Taweret feels like I’m a minute or so behind on #monsterdon from the criterion / Janus logos on my transfer

What do they keep in there, King Kong? #monsterdon

"The tiny ship was tossed...🎶​"

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The infamous cannibals of the Japanese coastline #monsterdon

Is that a GDI base? Is there tiberium on this island? #monsterdon

eyepatch villain eyepatch villain #monsterdon

#monsterdon Evil supervillain lair?! Give me a one-way ticket, please!

@RamenCatholic When I think "sophisticated metalworking and also plastic" I definitely think "cannibals". #monsterdon

dude almost everywhere there are swords and almost nowhere are there cannibals #monsterdon

you ate fruit ONCE, my dudes #monsterdon

Holy shit how many bananas did you guys eat in one sitting #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Steel tools with plastic handles?! Must be cannibals."

maybe don't brandish a sword at people while yelling at them to help you

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the amount of man cake in this movie is 🤏​😩​ #monsterdon

#monsterdon ngl this island is beautiful and I want to be there, Kaiju or no.

there's no way you ate twenty bananas each. you're gonna be so sick

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We're safe! We're on an island! And then nothing bad ever happened again. Short movie. #monsterdon

it was nice of shrimp kaiju to leave them there #monsterdon

@apLundell Right, on account of the intricate plot #monsterdon

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"Even if you're all maniacs, you're still breaking and entering. ... ok, you can spend the night."

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EBIRAH BIG PINCHY (1966, dir. Jun Fukuda) #monsterdon

Once you steal the money, the first thing you do is buy a better briefcase #monsterdon

@Taweret There's probably a giant rubber band on the boat somewhere #monsterdon

In South Seas crab claw crack you #monsterdon

this is making me wish one of those ultra serious American dramas about seafaring had a random kaiju plot twist #monsterdon

that was actually a cool scene tho

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A GIANT CLAW #monsterdon

The most realistic looking episode of Gilligan's Island ever #monsterdon

“You have your girlfriends, I have key.” #monsterdon

Oh wait. I think I've seen this one. Did we do this last year?

I remember the absurd idea of a dance marathon to win a yacht.

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look at the size of that thing. we can make tempura for everyone

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Perhaps this plan could have used more development #monsterdon

Giant enemy crab! #monsterdon

What? Did #Monsterdon start early this week?

Now I have to catch up by watching at 2X!

these lads, these guys, these boy-os #monsterdon

gosh i hope they don't run into any kaiju out here on the open seas

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okay no he stole it from a yanqui. better #monsterdon

Interesting way to play chekov’s gun… #monsterdon

ooh he a yanqui #monsterdon

The guy in the yellow shirt in the english dub sounds like a cartoon character #monsterdon

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...A gift from the gods. Oh, and I disassembled your gun.

Got any corned beef hash?

this is the funniest human reunion premise yet #monsterdon

Is this the Gilbert Gottfried of Japan? #monsterdon

We need dance marathons to keep the youth out of trouble such as boat trespassing #monsterdon

i hope they don't run into any kaiju at sea

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the gang steals a boat #monsterdon

wacky incidental music is wacky

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nice cut #monsterdon

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HEREMGUEF GO GO BIG APPLE

...what?

caked up yellow guy #monsterdon

I have this novelty record that's the batman theme song and a bunch of batman-adjacent surf rock, and it sounds exactly like this dance music #monsterdon

okay that's the batman '66 theme #monsterdon

DANCE MARATHON #MONSTERDON

government implicitly suggesting they have no boats #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i dont know what that duck poster says but I NEED it

YATA IS NOT YET #MONSTERDON

And the Studio Number 1 Dancers everybody #monsterdon

This theme is tantalizingly close to surf rock which would have been so perfect #monsterdon

just pressed play #monsterdon

go go go!!

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