What's the bird's beef? #monsterdon

I don't think we've ever seen her sitting #monsterdon

BIRB

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godzilla be chilling #monsterdon

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Fantastic shot right here.

yeah they found and replaced king kong with godzilla and it shows #monsterdon

godzilla seems to be a lot smaller in this movie than other movies

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You have to let him smell the back of your hand, then he'll be your friend #monsterdon

“Not to brag, but I know when I’m being hunted” [nearly blindsided by headshot] #monsterdon

@Taweret Mothra gets nothing more and nothing less than they deserve! They're Mothra!
#MonsterDon #TeamMothra

maybe these loveable chuckleheads should stop trying to break into bond villain lairs and wake up kaiju and just like so hang on the beach or something

#Monsterdon

"he's always been crazy, crazy to help people in trouble!"

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"I forgot about [the Red Bamboo]."

So did we.

#monsterdon

It must be terrifying to film water scenes in a full body rubber suit #monsterdon

Mr. Safecracker #monsterdon

#useyourbrain #monsterdon

Seems like he's more lobster than crab.

He's got that spiny forehead.

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Ebirah and Isaiah Cassidy, separated at birth?

#monsterdon #wrasstodon

it being night, underwater and all, this scene was shot quite well #monsterdon

@Louisa they gotta make you want the onk #monsterdon

"It's a happening, a terrible thing!"
"A revolt?"
"The kaiju signed a union card."

#monsterdon

I said, before they started playing ball with that rock #monsterdon

Splash fight! Oh wait, godzilla kind of upped the stakes with atomic breath #monsterdon

love that they didn't use the sword to kill anyone, but to bring her back to life. it's almost as if this movie had themes or something #monsterdon

Dude! Leon the Monster got an acting gig. #monsterdon

When you have one of those surprise naps and then wake up unsure what day it is #monsterdon

#Monsterdon they're playing catch! Cute!

Godzilla and Ebirah are natural ballplayers #monsterdon

Someone get Godzilla a UPS. #monsterdon

dragons and shrimp are natural enemies

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godzilla wakes to ominous surf music

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Teeny tiny earless Godzilla #monsterdon

Get that guy some coffee STAT #Monsterdon

so mothra gets a lavish musical preformance as a wake up and godzilla gets electrocuted?

some serious kaiju favoritism around here

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"Now's the time for you to fuck off." #monsterdon

Ok that wire is not the right gauge for high voltage #osha #monsterdon

No ... don't go!

Oh, you insist?

Ok, we need you to carry this message that's the lynch-pin of our plan.

#monsterdon

srsly is ebirah causing the storms or what's going on with that?

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Wait, how many kaiju are snoozing on this island? #monsterdon

Wait, ... her "necklace" was just a coil of a few hundred meters of copper wire?

They've got weird fashions on Infant Island.

#monsterdon

✅​ caves
✅​ villages
✅​ secret villain lairs

alright this is a #monsterdon movie

@Taweret Maybe the smell of brewing coffee will bring her around #monsterdon

those don't even look like the shobijin

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#monsterdon Handy that the balloon drifted to Infant Island. I wonder if that's where the Wizard of Oz wound up.

Maybe start by taking off your brightly colored jackets #monsterdon

BALLOON FUCKING INTERRUPTED THE SONG #monsterdon

Ebirah is like "this is the Acific Ocean. Notice there's no P in it. Let's keep it that way." #monsterdon

undercut keeps being racist #monsterdon

make them sing the right mothra song :grr:​

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That dude was fucking PREPARED to be carried off by a spy balloon #monsterdon

Oh I see the yellow stuff is like cat pee. #Monsterdon

It would be amazing if a balloon that size could lift a person.

I'd have a personal balloon that I launched from my roof.

#monsterdon

Godzillas are so cute when they're sleeping

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how flipping big is that cave that godzilla barely takes up any of it

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if that wakes her up I stg #monsterdon

Godzilla is really relatable in this. I too would like to just hide in a cave and sleep. #Monsterdon

BALLOON #monsterdon

President Brandon don't shoot! #monsterdon

@Louisa Japan must have different PPE rules #osha #monsterdon

okay this escape plan fucking ruled as long as it was working #monsterdon

"Our final glory requires action, not tests."
--Elon Musk
#monsterdon

well if it isn’t my arch-nemesis Boots McDragoneyepatch #monsterdon

Spy balloon! #monsterdon

this is like a wacky sitcom about breaking into a bond villain lair

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@Louisa glad I'm not the only one bothered by those. They're gonna get chemical exposure on their forearms real bad #monsterdon

even the smoke is colorful

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I love this guy's ornamental eyepatch. #Monsterdon

Pretty cool…laid? #monsterdon

I love all of these base interiors. A perfect midpoint between Bond villain lairs and Star Trek sets #monsterdon

it’s ok I’ve played Hitman before I know what to do here #monsterdon

Short sleeve lab coats, for casual summertime nuclear science

#Monsterdon

"I thought you studied science!"
"I wasn't a very good student."

That's actually a funny line.

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Ah yes, just hold down the RESET button on the vault door. #monsterdon

oh whoops! that one was a grenade #monsterdon

"It looks like a laboratory!"

I mean, we haven't seen inside it yet, but that guy had a white coat, so what else could it be?

#monsterdon

i want an office like that

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They've broken into the Enterprise #monsterdon

I love how sleepy Godzilla is like a whole persona throughout the Godzilla franchise #monsterdon

Get a load of the lockpicking lawyer over here #monsterdon

These Toho movies always say "Skeleton key" when they clearly mean "lock pick".

What a weird translation error. I wonder how they decided that was the right phrase.

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A dove! Abandon your posts! #monsterdon

where did she take that bird from #monsterdon

get his ass #monsterdon

don't worry godzilla is just taking a nap #monsterdon

Godzilla doesn't look chipper #monsterdon

To protect ourselves, we'll have to attack them first.

You know, the military base, with countless soldiers, a small private navy, etc.

#monsterdon

I love how mothra sleeps like a parked airplane.

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Infant island is pretty much this all day, every day.

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sing the right mothra song damnit

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You guys are never going to win a yacht with that weak ass dancing #monsterdon

it’s dance marathons all the way down! #monsterdon

she literally told him his name, age and location of course he's alive #monsterdon

@trixter I thought it was split pea #monsterdon

that's not the mothra song. that's your problem

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I feel like if you're absolutely committed to taking slaves, maybe take them from somewhere that isn't protected by Mothra #monsterdon

#monsterdon So why did they decide one of these guys had to be dubbed over like he was one of the Three Stooges?

Lobster or crab? #monsterdon

Oh hey some cheese dip! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "It sure made a big hole, didn't it?"

Yeah, it must be the first storm this island has ever seen.

hey, there’s a dance marathon going on in this cave! #monsterdon