Mothra: "Godzilla, I do not have time for your bullshit." #monsterdon

#monsterdon Do they not train pilots to fly AROUND monsters?

If you fly your plane within arms' reach of Godzilla, you deserve what you get.

@Taweret Basically Mothra was driving for Uber #monsterdon

@apLundell Or flying around on the back of an insect or the like. Also I think the laboratory should have been doing more important work with their reactor, like building mecha #monsterdon

#Today was a day. Work was rough, but I survived. At least I was kept busy.

And when I got home, hubby & I watched the #Monsterdon movie. #Kaiju make everything better.

You know what I missed in tonight's #monsterdon?

We didn't get a scene where the fairies are carried around in a hatbox or cat carrier.

I like those scenes because they're so absurd.

@Taweret @Louisa Simple - it was space amoebae #monsterdon

I kept saying "wow, that's in this movie, oh yeah, and that's in this movie, and we can't forget about mothra, and..." it really had it all. #monsterdon

Happy #monsterdon everyone! This was a fun one, surf beach Godzilla is…really something else.

Also why a random bird kaiju?

This was my first week joining in #Monsterdon and I really enjoyed it! I'm usually having a slow night at work (on a high priority/low volume help desk) on Sunday nights so maybe I'll pencil this in for a regular thing!

My main takeaway from this film is that there should be a kaiju beach volleyball game.
#monsterdon

@Taweret Well we got a little batting practice in this one #monsterdon

Once again, thank you @Taweret for another evening of #monsterdon silliness.

* kaiju honk sound *

@Taweret Thank you! Is there a football themed kaiju movie we can watch next time? #monsterdon

@Taweret headcanon: it really is king kong after all, but disguised as godzilla #monsterdon (sorry i'm missing it but i do love this one)

Those mudslide miniatures are really convincing actually #monsterdon

I really like that one of the protagonists this time was a gentleman thief, I think that's a first for #monsterdon

@Taweret Ebirah should have slept in #monsterdon

ty for joining, everyone!! 🍤​🐲​

#monsterdon

Anyway, now they have to go to jail for stealing that boat in the first act.

#monsterdon.

nooo don't go straight you're so sexy haha #monsterdon

@freebird Yessssss #monsterdon

so everyone was useless except mothra

that's the lesson here

#Monsterdon

"In the event of a water landing, your woven net will serve as a flotation device. Thank you for flying Mothra Air."
#monsterdon

Saved by Mothra ex machina #monsterdon

@Taweret godzilla doesn't, but frankenkongzilla does #monsterdon

@emmah The thing that would really benefit him is therapy #monsterdon

why does godzilla need to flee a nuke? he's literally nuclear powered

#monsterdon

Man, what a wimpy nuke. Was it a tactical or something? #monsterdon

I love all the monster conversations #monsterdon

Godzilla doesn't need your pity, woman #monsterdon

hey don't leave me here #monsterdon

Everyone: *runs away from the net to greet Mothra*

Fairies: get in the net you imbeciles #monsterdon

i am NOT getting into that net you just haphazardly cobbled together from vines

#Monsterdon

"Hurry! Everyone get in the net!"

Oh no, I'm not falling for that again.

#monsterdon

@philpem welcome to the cultural event of #monsterdon.

"So Mothra, we good? No?" #monsterdon

mothra said song ain’t have nothing to do with it this island’s about to blow, peace #monsterdon

Mothra! #monsterdon

"Thank you for praying to Mothra, your wait is 30 minutes." #monsterdon

You think they have problems with kids climbing on Mothra?

#monsterdon

That's a sick taunt, Godzilla #monsterdon

WAKEY WAKEY #monsterdon

*jazz antennae*
#monsterdon

We need an interpretive dance that says: "hey Mothra, we're about to get nuked, a little help here?"

#monsterdon

mothra looks like she needs a bath

is she covered in dust?

#monsterdon

This is like my foster kittens trying to wake me up an hour before my alarm, dancing around and singing #Monsterdon

i will never not love an underwater kaiju fight

#monsterdon

Seriously, this is ALL THEY DO on Infant Island.

This is their whole culture and civilization.

#monsterdon

they should just let mothra sleep out this one. it would be pretty funny #monsterdon

@apLundell Mr Skeleton Key should be able to fashion a Slim Jim #monsterdon

Still waiting on Chekhov’s Mothra to go off #monsterdon

I just stumbled on the #monsterdon hashtag and for not the first time on this place I have no clue what I'm looking at.

Check Mothra for a pulse #monsterdon

if you people don't sing the right mothra song, im coming over there

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Yeah, keep trying to will your arm to grow longer.

Don't try to move the pipes, or smash the pipes, or anything like that.

"well it's not like cracking a safe"

#monsterdon

Ebirah: "No gods, no masters, no yellow liquid!"

#monsterdon

so like a dozen people are gonna use some vines to quickly make a net big and strong enough to snare a kaiju? is that what they're doing?

#Monsterdon

something something finding the clit #Monsterdon

not enough piss jokes if you ask me #monsterdon

User Story: "As a cartoon dictator, I want to get AHED, so I can escape the island before the nuke goes off."

#monsterdon

Piss cannons to full power! #monsterdon

they're using funny yellow liquid :baduk:​ #monsterdon

he had a real ball #monsterdon

@apLundell Looks like a thermos #monsterdon

Oh hey, it's the Genesis Device.

#monsterdon

the #monsterdon of fucking shit up

Ok, fixed that #monsterdon

AHED #monsterdon

i wonder what ebirah is up to

#monsterdon

The master of unlocking #monsterdon

Nuclear time bomb? #monsterdon

He's getting bigger and bigger #monsterdon

If the Red Bamboo have electrical power, then why have people grind the yellow juice? These guys are as dumb and punitive as a bunch of Americans. #monsterdon

As awesome as it is for godzilla to fuck up a bond villain/command and conquer base, I wish he was doing it more in his own style than frankenkongzilla #monsterdon

What are these things supposed to be?

Why does the factory/laboratory have these nets that catch fire?

#monsterdon

his movements are way more limited usually #monsterdon

the guy in the suit must be having the time of his life #monsterdon

So are the captives finding a way to make a "big net?" #monsterdon

godzilla dimensions may vary from scene to scene but that's okay we like it #monsterdon

Suddenly Godzilla's 300 feet tall #monsterdon

yeah this godzilla is tiny compared to every other version. i think we've discovered a rare dwarf variety of godzilla

#monsterdon

Slapping MiGs and dancing fancy. #monsterdon

I am not high enough for this kind of Godzilla movie #monsterdon

Skeksis vs Godzilla (1966)

#monsterdon

Wtf bird kaiju?! #monsterdon

Omg Godzilla fucked that bird up #monsterdon

OK now godzilla is gogo dancing #monsterdon

Godzilla's favorite Hot Chicken place doesn't deliver, so he has to improvise. #monsterdon

lmao kaiju dance competition #monsterdon

y’all have GOT to improve your missile guidance systems #monsterdon

This dance defense doesn't seem to be working, but it isn't doing any harm either #monsterdon

We heard there was a balloon! Weapons free! #monsterdon

So ... what was the deal with that bird?

#monsterdon

Godzilla: quit it! #monsterdon

TIME FOR MORE SURF ROCK #Monsterdon

If you'll open your hymnal to M1 -

https://youtu.be/Jmoa13TG2TY

#MonsterDon #TeamMothra

"Woop. Woop. That's the sound of the Red Bamboo." #monsterdon

BIRB #monsterdon