ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
and now, this film will remain buried until some egghead (monsterdon) comes along and digs it up again.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Spider: "Oh man, this is great for my lumbar, I'm going to be up and about in no time!!" #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958
Bluedepth
#monsterdon That's it. The end... thank goodnessβ¦
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
And they fuck off into town while dropping more dynamite? Okay, sure.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
needing this twice in one week is a vibe
Social Commentary Bot
SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to
I'm glad they're reiterating twice that they're not accidentally entombing people with a giant spider for a second time.
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
not so much the earth vs the spider as just like a few dozen people
anyway, ty for joining, everyone!!
One Pun Too Much
onepuntoomuch
Did anyone ever try to reason with the spider?
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
This movie definitely needed more of whoever that shirtless guy is. Woof! #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@hcommons.social
Right?! Do I know foreshadowing, or what? #Monsterdon
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88
Quick ending. Thankfully. Thanks #monsterdon ers. Take care. See ya soon.
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
@ohiofi @bunnyhero LMBO!!! #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider π·οΈπΈοΈπ·οΈ
saucerlost
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0
The soundtrack is way too victorious considering the teenagers survived.
#monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
@xerozohar HOOOOLD IT #Monsterdon
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Listen teens, nothing good is going to happen after an older authority figure tells you to put on a single rubber glove #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
OKAY!
Neville Park
nev@status.nevillepark.ca
Okay the tarantula might be being mistreated now
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
In the modern world, we teach our kids at an early age never to mine straight down. (Minecraft)
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Bluedepth
#monsterdon The giant spider is obviously jealous of that bracelet... it's Prado... which we can fix with a sharpieβ¦
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
When THEM are coming, making lots of noise to advertise your location is always a good idea π€¦
Overheated Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
So the spider has the same vocal coach as Sadako, huh?
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
#monsterdon so there's still only one spider? I thought they'd find more deep underground but then the original one came back from town, and then it looked like the original one was crushed by rubble but it's not?
It would be so easy to say there's a bunch of spiders
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Carol is screaming at how not up to code this cave is #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958
Matt Panaro
eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo
look, Carol: I want to support you, because god knows nobody else is; but you've Β·gotΒ· to stop Β·shriekingΒ· π
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@Taweret y'know we don't actually know for sure that no rings of power were ever given to the spider lords
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
Digital Mark Ξ» βοΈ 8647
mdhughes@appdot.net
"Isn't that Joe's car over there?" asks Carol's mom, who dated Joe when they were in high school together.
"Help, we're down here!" βG'Kar
Spider: "I HEARD YOU TOO WOO-EEE-OOO IS THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!"
Chekov's Electrical Arc, it was invented in Russia!
Wow, cool centerfold of that cave in Playcaveboy! Check out the Stalactites on that baby! I'm more a Stalagmite admirer, tho.
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
A little handsy there mike.
One Pun Too Much
onepuntoomuch
Did that detonator say ACME?
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88
I wonder where he got the electrodes? #monsterdon
jammerb :twit:
jammerb@twit.social
Power the spider between the electrodes... let it bite you. That's how you get "great responsibility"
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
I still don't understand why the spider shrieks like a nazgul
Overheated Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social
#monsterdon "It's coming!" /cut to Tobey Maguire hastily gathering sticky spiderweb stuff from all over his bedroom
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
@saucerlost They found a piece of schist.
Joe Watching β½ποΈπ΄πΊ
JoeWynne@mstdn.plus
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Dynamite Bill can blast you into a cave and blast you right out either way, donβt matter to him heβs hourly
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Simpson, eh?
Terencio
This is a job for Captain Caveman!
Angela Korra'ti
annathepiper@mastodon.murkworks.net
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π·οΈ πΈοΈ π ποΈ π±
that was a big ol' stack of 'maybe's, Mike
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
struck granite, we need the pickaxe. two sticks and three blocks of wood ought to get us started.
One Pun Too Much
onepuntoomuch
They ate candy bars weird back then.
Ysengrin Blackpaw π WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Wow! We're lucky only the fake rocks fell on us!
Meanwhile, the diggers have struck granite. So they're gonna blow shit up again.
bunnyhero
bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe
carol, waking up from under rubble: "where is it??"
goddammit carol can't you forget about that damn bracelet
Angela Korra'ti
annathepiper@mastodon.murkworks.net
@SocialCommentaryBot Yep, this got MSTed! Season 3. https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/MST3K_313_-_Earth_vs_the_Spider
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
One guy shoveling. Four supervisors.
Bluedepth
#monsterdon That's right, stare at the sweaty men digging.
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
"those kids have a lot of sense"
i'm sorry, what movie has he been watching???
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
@Lazarou a fucking fox
#Monsterdon
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
DO those kids have a lot of sense, though?
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
"here's where we go to work. there's where to go to school. Other yonder is where we go to eat."
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Matt Panaro
eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo
wait, did they dynamite the entrance already knowing the kids were in thereβ½
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88
"Isn't that Joe's car?"
"Who's Joe?"
"That guy in high school with the gand kid."
#monsterdon
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#monsterdon So there was a random car parked outside the cave entrance, and the police decided to just ahead with thThe director told him to pretend to be a teenager.
eir dinamite plan anyway?
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
@CactuarJoe Logic? Surely you jest.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
And they died in a rockfall stuck to the web, THE END #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
that spider noise is absolutely some kind of... screaming mummy noise? from, like... jonny quest?
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
And Mike and Carol were never heard from again. The End. #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider
Srol
srol@mellified.men
Usually you do the safety warning before the line "You blow when you're ready."
γΏγγγ’γΌγ
ryan@social.miyaku.media
@davesdogmaggie would you believe thereβs already a βremakeβ withβ¦dan aykroyd? #monsterdon https://boxd.it/1k3K
Jonathan Lamothe
me@social.jlamothe.net
"She attached too much importance to that bracelet."
Lady, you don't know the half of it. #monsterdon
Neville Park
nev@status.nevillepark.ca
Dynamite and DDT. Ah, the 1950s.
Overheated Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
#monsterdon shoot, we're stuck in an Escher painting. You go up that waterfall and I'll go down this drawbridge
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Ysengrin Blackpaw π WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
"You know, all of a sudden I feel hungry" while throwing a significant look at the mortal remains of George.
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
You feel hungry because you're starting to turn into a spider
Terencio
"The grail is in the castle of AAAAAaaaaahhhh..."
Yes, *that* dawn person
thatdawnperson@toot.cat
Luminous algae is plausible. Guy starving to death in a spider lair, a bit less so #monsterdon
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#Monsterdon π·οΈ πΈοΈ π ποΈ π±
If we go straight ahead we will get to a part we know.
I used to go caving. This is a BAD idea.
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
Oh my, I hope they find a lake and some scuba gear, that'll really kick this film into top speed....
Terencio
do a breadth-first search, pendejos!
Heathen π
heathen_cat@furs.social
Just let the bracelet GO, Carol. Your dad had a second family in Duluth anyway. #Monsterdon
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social
@nev really, slow moving? that's interesting. do they hunt mostly with their venom then? bite and wait for prey to die? #monsterdon
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Caves, the perfect place for gaslighting #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958
jammerb :twit:
jammerb@twit.social
I bet they don't see any daylight because it is the middle of the night
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88
Joe's got an issue of "Mandate" on his lap..... #monsterdon
Social Commentary Bot
SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to
"I can blow up half that hill if you want me to."
"Well, in retrospect, just blowing up the one individual giant spider might be a better and more conclusive use of your resources."
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
The actually mad a squish sound when the Sheriff supposedly squishes it. That was a big ass spider they knocked off the desk. It would have left a gooey mess. But nobody bothers to clean it up.
#monsterdon
Bluedepth
#monsterdon It started as a mountain, now it's a hill. It's going to get angry, as we all know, mountains have extreme size jealousy.
Overheated Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Is there something I missed that's stopping the phones or radios from working? I mean, I know it's the fifties, but fuck's sake.
sean
sean@skj.social
Everyone seems rather calm while Desiccated Dave is laid out on the desk.
Ysengrin Blackpaw π WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Well, I guess the phone lines are fixed now.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"It's Dave" I can tell because he always looked like that #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
mah gawd, it's dave! But where's buster?
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
lol, Dave's drunk again...
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Just dump him on the desk with the others
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#Monsterdon π·οΈ πΈοΈ π ποΈ π±
Don't call broads "sister". It is insulting.
Ysengrin Blackpaw π WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
... sucked the juices right outta him ...
Bluedepth
#monsterdon I want the sheriff to get shoved off a desk and squished by a big black boot.
Overheated Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
That was some bullshit. Don't step on innocent spiders, you asshole.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
same tarantula doing a cameo in the same movie it stars in
bunnyhero
bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe
@kcarr2015 "neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night ... but giant spiders? fuck that"
sean
sean@skj.social
Bet that spider has a hell of a DDT hangover.
Bob Tregilus
elaterite@mastoart.social
"No tarantulas were harmed in the making of this film," not.