My delicate connection to reality is about to slip into the abyss tonight.
I just know it.
#monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider π·οΈπΈοΈπ·οΈ
BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER, man
Featuring the Warbling Ways of Our Ally, Albert Glasser
Oh no! Itβs my old nemesisβ¦ American International Pictures!
Oooo we're gettin' ready to get ~sooo scaaaaared~
Like, do you have a right to kill spiders in other people's houses if they haven't asked you to?
Seems presumptuous.
@diazona There was a baby doll in the drawer.
#monsterdon #SpiderBaby π·οΈπΈοΈπ·οΈ
This is obviously how women take off their clothes for bed, lots of sexy dancing always...
This movie is like if you took Adamβs Family, Beetlejuice and Rocky Horror and drained out all the fun
Norman Bate'sing it...
Short Hitler kills the girl's spider friend...
#Monsterdon
Making serious moves on Miss Morris there...
I am glad I devoured my gorgeous crisps during the other movie...
"Well this isn't like Nandos"
lol, Ralph just wolfs the shrooms down like a hero...
It's either the cat or the Postman under that...
#monsterdon Peter is unusually cheerful.
@paco I've seen that at a few festivals #Monsterdon
Ralph murdered a cat....
Are they going to serve the Postman to the guests?
Just invite yourself to spend the night? How rude.
#monsterdon #SpiderBaby π·οΈπΈοΈπ·οΈ
This dude a giving very pervy vibes.
#monsterdon #SpiderBaby π·οΈπΈοΈπ·οΈ
Weβre getting problematic againβ¦
Aghhh! Vin Diesel!
has that lady ever seen a baboon?
@CardboardRobot she has! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Putting the window up with the top... down⦠huh?
watch Uncle Ned do what?
Lol, this family has League Of Gentleman vibes, very 'local'
Devil Girl vs Spider Baby. FIGHT! #monsterdon
Have you been eating delivery men again?
Okay, Carlsbad Caverns was definitely the star here. With the scientist in a good supporting role. Acknowledging the very 50βs view of the world, that was pretty fun.Thanks, @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for a classic drive-in #Monsterdon flick.
#monsterdon I am! Your! Singing! Telegr... *BOOM* *SLUMP*
I think this guy is going to live a long and happy life. #monsterdon
@diazona Head canon now is itβs the baby from the first movie.
#monsterdon Okay, so now we have the double-feature, Spider Baby. LOL.
@diazona Twins devouring each other.... #Monsterdon
Wow. Just wow! π
and to this day, Joe still hasn't graduated from high school
That definitely sounds like something possible in Biology on Earth
Big thanks to @Taweret for that fine example of a 1950s giant insect monster movie!
No smoking that I caught, nor coffee.
Holy electrical arcs, Batman!
#monsterdon The double feature "Spider Baby" has "Zany" styled credits. I love this but it doesn't necessarily bode well for the film itself. The opening theme song though is also great at least.
And so they fucked off. Where? Who knows, maybe Springfield? The power plant probably started all this anyways.
That was fun, fam. I actually unironically enjoy these classic giant arthropod movies. None of them are as good as THEM! but they're all a lot of fun. Especially when you watch them with funny folks and friends.
Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, repeatedly put people you love in danger over a fucking bracelet.
Goodnight, fam.
That was mercifully short
#monsterdon AFTER-PARTY TIME!!!
By far the best #monsterdon movie so far this year! Have a wonderful week everyone!
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Well that warbling whistle was very annoying in the soundtrack.
Thanks everyone in #Monsterdon and to @Taweret for hosting!
EARTH VS. THE SPIDER (1958)
1.5 legs out of 8
the tarantula(s) were cute, everything else was rather dull
and now, this film will remain buried until some egghead (monsterdon) comes along and digs it up again.
Spider: "Oh man, this is great for my lumbar, I'm going to be up and about in no time!!" #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958
And they fuck off into town while dropping more dynamite? Okay, sure.
#monsterdon That's it. The end... thank goodnessβ¦
needing this twice in one week is a vibe
I'm glad they're reiterating twice that they're not accidentally entombing people with a giant spider for a second time.
not so much the earth vs the spider as just like a few dozen people
anyway, ty for joining, everyone!!
Did anyone ever try to reason with the spider?
anyway fine, the Power of the Electron saves the day. it's a cromulent ending but it does wear on you without characters or stakes to care about
This movie definitely needed more of whoever that shirtless guy is. Woof! #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider
Right?! Do I know foreshadowing, or what? #Monsterdon
Quick ending. Thankfully. Thanks #monsterdon ers. Take care. See ya soon.
@ohiofi @bunnyhero LMBO!!! #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider π·οΈπΈοΈπ·οΈ
The soundtrack is way too victorious considering the teenagers survived.
#monsterdon
@xerozohar HOOOOLD IT #Monsterdon
Listen teens, nothing good is going to happen after an older authority figure tells you to put on a single rubber glove #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958
OKAY!
Okay the tarantula might be being mistreated now
In the modern world, we teach our kids at an early age never to mine straight down. (Minecraft)
#monsterdon The giant spider is obviously jealous of that bracelet... it's Prado... which we can fix with a sharpieβ¦
When THEM are coming, making lots of noise to advertise your location is always a good idea π€¦
So the spider has the same vocal coach as Sadako, huh?
#monsterdon so there's still only one spider? I thought they'd find more deep underground but then the original one came back from town, and then it looked like the original one was crushed by rubble but it's not?
It would be so easy to say there's a bunch of spiders
Carol is screaming at how not up to code this cave is #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958
look, Carol: I want to support you, because god knows nobody else is; but you've Β·gotΒ· to stop Β·shriekingΒ· π
@Taweret y'know we don't actually know for sure that no rings of power were ever given to the spider lords
"Isn't that Joe's car over there?" asks Carol's mom, who dated Joe when they were in high school together.
"Help, we're down here!" βG'Kar
Spider: "I HEARD YOU TOO WOO-EEE-OOO IS THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!"
Chekov's Electrical Arc, it was invented in Russia!
Wow, cool centerfold of that cave in Playcaveboy! Check out the Stalactites on that baby! I'm more a Stalagmite admirer, tho.
A little handsy there mike.
Did that detonator say ACME?
I wonder where he got the electrodes? #monsterdon
Power the spider between the electrodes... let it bite you. That's how you get "great responsibility"
I still don't understand why the spider shrieks like a nazgul
#monsterdon "It's coming!" /cut to Tobey Maguire hastily gathering sticky spiderweb stuff from all over his bedroom
@saucerlost They found a piece of schist.
Dynamite Bill can blast you into a cave and blast you right out either way, donβt matter to him heβs hourly
Simpson, eh?
This is a job for Captain Caveman!
#Monsterdon π·οΈ πΈοΈ π ποΈ π±
that was a big ol' stack of 'maybe's, Mike
struck granite, we need the pickaxe. two sticks and three blocks of wood ought to get us started.
They ate candy bars weird back then.
Wow! We're lucky only the fake rocks fell on us!
Meanwhile, the diggers have struck granite. So they're gonna blow shit up again.
carol, waking up from under rubble: "where is it??"
goddammit carol can't you forget about that damn bracelet
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