I hope there are named female characters for them to meet in Washington #monsterdon

Man, those costumes are stiffer than the tree monster of From Hell It Came #Monsterdon

Bro. Bro. Bro.

High ultra frequency sound can't melt steel beams.

#Monsterdon

@lytta you know, because of how they did gravity and electromagnetism and time moving for them is standing still and vice versa #monsterdon

Crap, they killed Tinkerbell! #Monsterdon

"We have television, they may have a different device that serves the same purpose!"

Such as Netflix, our YouTube!

#monsterdon

Quick, there's one of those ceiling lights again! My cat told me about these!!!

#Monsterdon

It doesn't look at all like St Elmo fire!!!
#Monsterdon

Scientist Russel invented… magnets? #Monsterdon

clap if you believe in atmospheric phenomena! #monsterdon

Wait

the Aliens said they manipulated gravity....but this is magnetic?

#monsterdon

Well, shooting worked this time.

#Monsterdon

the damn car won't start!

#monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers

woah woah woah, did shooting it just work? #monsterdon

did the foo fighter bonk into a pipe? #monsterdon

you shot elmo! #monsterdon

"...dot does not fetch!"

#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers

Oh no, it's an alien laser pointer spot #monsterdon

#monsterdon "What was it?" Well it looks like you just killed Tinkerbell.

Not the worst "day for night" shots we've seen, but it still never works. #Monsterdon #EarthvstheFlyingSaucers

"We need the largest portable generator that Schenectady makes!"
#monsterdon

They killed a baby Rover? #Monsterdon

Everyone stand down. @RobynGoodfellow's Slim Whitman (ie, Mars Attacks/"Indian Love Call") tweet above wins #Monsterdon.

Chef's kiss for the ominous WHOMP WHOM from the brass section there, soundtrack. <3

#Monsterdon

How 'bout that narrator's term "functioning reality"? We'll take one please!

#EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers
#Monsterdon

so many flips and switches. A+ #monsterdon

Is this a little baby flying saucer?

#Monsterdon

@splott cats have dreamt of this moment since time immemorial #monsterdon

He goes from "we can make it fairly quickly" to a timespan of years... I suppose that's pretty quick in government years, but probably not the meaning he intended to convey originally
#monsterdon

@splott these scientists are 50% cat

#monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers

kitty cat in my lap look concerned at the noise from the ultrasonic gun

#Monsterdon

It's magnets, and not that string!
#monsterdon

Oh hey I got bingo in a couple different directions! #Monsterdon

oh ..oh no. did you kill the dot?! the terrible horrible no good very bad..DOT?!
#Monsterdon #EarthvstheFlyingSaucers

Oh great, Tinkerbell's pissy #Monsterdon

I dunno what that thing is but I kinda want to build one. I’ve gots some tin foil and paper towel tubes… #monsterdon.

@blogdiva
I wonder how many here know what boudin is. Reminding me of the song "Hot Boudin".

#EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers
#Monsterdon

A weapon of such power really ought to have a stable platform. #Monsterdon

How are they gonna get the aliens to un-upload the scientist's wife's father's brain if they kill them all with the anti-magnetism electricity bomb? #monsterdon

"Go ahead, it was your idea so you try it!"

So if it fails it's YOUR ass! #Monsterdon

Because we know the aliens are related to bats #monsterdon

It's a start, now let's pray the alien ships are made of cement. #monsterdon

I don’t think any of these people should be trying to operate a high-energy death ray #monsterdon

Ok, going for an EMP! Good plan

#Monsterdon

Let’s hope those aliens are made of cement then

#Monsterdon

it's not Real Science until you almost burn the place down. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow

😂 😂 OMG what a reference!! Next you're going to mention Zamfir!!

#EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers
#Monsterdon

The ultrasonic gun makes Star Trek TOS noises, I think? #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers

The USS Franklin-Edison was of course a compromise name after the naval committee to name it was split between different factions of historical electricians. #monsterdon

Let's make a sound weapon without hearing protection!
#monsterdon

@Taweret I had some real worries at the start, narration isn't always a good sign
#Monsterdon

So they are wearing no protective clothing AT ALL while trying the exploding ultrasonic device?
#Monsterdon

Whatshername seems to be wearing a little flying saucer on her head. An infiltrator! #monsterdon

Wait, where did this ultra-sonic gun come from? Why should they believe that the aliens will be more susceptible to ultra-sonic weapons? #monsterdon

That's just his pet project that he hasn't been able to get grant money for, isn't it?

I don’t think sonics should make rocks catch fire? #Monsterdon

Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and Sam Altman are jealous of the aliens' Brain Ray #Monsterdon

the pacing is good tho, this just keeps rolling right along

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Can I borrow it later? I've got some cabinets to put up.

#monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers

An "ultrasonic gun?" Not a "hypersonic gun" maybe? #monsterdon

Just walk in front of the dangerous weapon.
#monsterdon

"...an ultrasonic gun"
"of course, a brown noise weapon!"

#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers

I bet the aliens don't know about Sicnarf Loopstock though

#Monsterdon

This is why we should have nuked the moon when we had the chance
#Monsterdon

He got the first gen alien #neuralink and then they took away his #visionpro. #monsterdon

"I want to make a sonic weapon. Does anyone know if Slim Whitman is touring anywhere near here?" #Monsterdon #EarthvstheFlyingSaucers

Dr. Marvin must be getting pretty tired of being harrassed in the humiliation room over and over again #monsterdon

Danger!! Death Ray #Monsterdon

Sonic guns vs electromagnets vs gravity vs Earth vs the flying saucers #monsterdon

That is some hella data transfer rate on the mind upload thingie.

#Monsterdon

They blew up a ship. You think your pistol is going to do anything?

#Monsterdon

A new weapon that's neither masers nor micro-oxygen? Worthless.

#EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers #Monsterdon

What is a lunar day?
#monsterdon

They need Spider-Man's anti-magnetic inverter. The one he used to first defeat the Vulture!
#monsterdon

Hey, Russ is scamming the military, he just wanted to get free satellite porn! #Monsterdon

@Taweret he *is* a cop...
#monsterdon

🛸 FLYING TRIVIA

Baseball was a sport popular up to the 50s, then died out. See Wikipedia for more.

#EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers
#Monsterdon

...too may uniforms, not enough fungus...
#Monsterdon #EarthvstheFlyingSaucers

getting paid the big bucks to write 56 days and circle it #monsterdon

Takes a long time to get all the way through the Infinitely Indexed Memory Bank.

#monsterdon
#EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers

@jonny I think there was a three...maybe two...I'm not sure...
#Monsterdon

Flying saucer seems to be the GSV Grey Area doing a silly voice. Such invasive brain reading is *not* on. #monsterdon

"Two lunar days", or "months" as you earth-men call them. #monsterdon

Any question?

What's the last digit of pi?

#Monsterdon

I'm only going to understand this process if a cartoon DNA strand explains it #monsterdon

Aliens: Look, we read your history, and we're here to colonize. How can this be surprise?

#Monsterdon

what part of 'don't look at that' did you think meant 'stare directly up into it?'

#monsterdon

Shooting, shooting, always shooting. Now we suck your brain, too.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers The aliens explain that somehow their solar system exploded and so I guess they want to come here to crash and drink our earth horchatas. They want Professor Dad to set up a meeting with all the leaders of the world so I guess they can make their case and also threaten us.

so if they put a picture of a brain over your brain, they get all the knowledge in your brain for their databanks. huh, i think i need that. easier than eating them. #monsterdon

If I've learned anything from old movies, all you need to know to infiltrate the American army is baseball trivia.

So the aliens have already won. #monsterdon

"...it shoots the gun, and it gets the brain beam again"

#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers

I hope they knew to put absorbent undergarments on the zombie general #monsterdon

So does this America have a president or…? #Monsterdon

That escalated quickly.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret I though I'd be on the flying saucer side but even I have red lines
#Monsterdon

Oops, another toy broken. Take us to your leader, dammit.

#Monsterdon

🚨 Bingo Alert 🚨

When you get a chance, catch up.

#EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers
#Monsterdon

56 Days... The amount of time it takes to make a perfect risotto. #Monsterdon

We SUCKED HIS MIND CLEAN

#Monsterdon

“Infinitely Indexed Memory Bank” is what I call my Zettelkasten

#Monsterdon