Is this a little baby flying saucer?

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so many flips and switches. A+ #monsterdon

@splott cats have dreamt of this moment since time immemorial #monsterdon

@splott these scientists are 50% cat

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He goes from "we can make it fairly quickly" to a timespan of years... I suppose that's pretty quick in government years, but probably not the meaning he intended to convey originally
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kitty cat in my lap look concerned at the noise from the ultrasonic gun

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It's magnets, and not that string!
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oh ..oh no. did you kill the dot?! the terrible horrible no good very bad..DOT?!
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Oh hey I got bingo in a couple different directions! #Monsterdon

Oh great, Tinkerbell's pissy #Monsterdon

I dunno what that thing is but I kinda want to build one. I’ve gots some tin foil and paper towel tubes… #monsterdon.

@blogdiva
I wonder how many here know what boudin is. Reminding me of the song "Hot Boudin".

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A weapon of such power really ought to have a stable platform. #Monsterdon

How are they gonna get the aliens to un-upload the scientist's wife's father's brain if they kill them all with the anti-magnetism electricity bomb? #monsterdon

"Go ahead, it was your idea so you try it!"

So if it fails it's YOUR ass! #Monsterdon

Because we know the aliens are related to bats #monsterdon

It's a start, now let's pray the alien ships are made of cement. #monsterdon

I don’t think any of these people should be trying to operate a high-energy death ray #monsterdon

Ok, going for an EMP! Good plan

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Let’s hope those aliens are made of cement then

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it's not Real Science until you almost burn the place down. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow

😂 😂 OMG what a reference!! Next you're going to mention Zamfir!!

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The ultrasonic gun makes Star Trek TOS noises, I think? #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers

The USS Franklin-Edison was of course a compromise name after the naval committee to name it was split between different factions of historical electricians. #monsterdon

MAGNETIC MONSTER ENDING AGAIN HERE WE GOOO #monsterdon

Let's make a sound weapon without hearing protection!
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@Taweret I had some real worries at the start, narration isn't always a good sign
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So they are wearing no protective clothing AT ALL while trying the exploding ultrasonic device?
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I wish the stock footage aspects of that sunk destroyer were consistent. (The distant ones seemed to be of a Fletcher class, but the closeups showed dual 5" guns) #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers

Whatshername seems to be wearing a little flying saucer on her head. An infiltrator! #monsterdon

Wait, where did this ultra-sonic gun come from? Why should they believe that the aliens will be more susceptible to ultra-sonic weapons? #monsterdon

That's just his pet project that he hasn't been able to get grant money for, isn't it?

I don’t think sonics should make rocks catch fire? #Monsterdon

Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and Sam Altman are jealous of the aliens' Brain Ray #Monsterdon

the pacing is good tho, this just keeps rolling right along

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@RobynGoodfellow Can I borrow it later? I've got some cabinets to put up.

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An "ultrasonic gun?" Not a "hypersonic gun" maybe? #monsterdon

Just walk in front of the dangerous weapon.
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"...an ultrasonic gun"
"of course, a brown noise weapon!"

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I bet the aliens don't know about Sicnarf Loopstock though

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"They did to my father what the Kennedys did to their daughter! Oh....you don't know about that yet....whoops!" #monsterdon

This is why we should have nuked the moon when we had the chance
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He got the first gen alien #neuralink and then they took away his #visionpro. #monsterdon

"I want to make a sonic weapon. Does anyone know if Slim Whitman is touring anywhere near here?" #Monsterdon #EarthvstheFlyingSaucers

Dr. Marvin must be getting pretty tired of being harrassed in the humiliation room over and over again #monsterdon

Danger!! Death Ray #Monsterdon

Sonic guns vs electromagnets vs gravity vs Earth vs the flying saucers #monsterdon

That is some hella data transfer rate on the mind upload thingie.

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They blew up a ship. You think your pistol is going to do anything?

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A new weapon that's neither masers nor micro-oxygen? Worthless.

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What is a lunar day?
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They need Spider-Man's anti-magnetic inverter. The one he used to first defeat the Vulture!
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Hey, Russ is scamming the military, he just wanted to get free satellite porn! #Monsterdon

@Taweret he *is* a cop...
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🛸 FLYING TRIVIA

Baseball was a sport popular up to the 50s, then died out. See Wikipedia for more.

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...too may uniforms, not enough fungus...
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getting paid the big bucks to write 56 days and circle it #monsterdon

Takes a long time to get all the way through the Infinitely Indexed Memory Bank.

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@jonny I think there was a three...maybe two...I'm not sure...
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Flying saucer seems to be the GSV Grey Area doing a silly voice. Such invasive brain reading is *not* on. #monsterdon

"Two lunar days", or "months" as you earth-men call them. #monsterdon

Any question?

What's the last digit of pi?

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I'm only going to understand this process if a cartoon DNA strand explains it #monsterdon

Aliens: Look, we read your history, and we're here to colonize. How can this be surprise?

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Aw shit they made him into a zombie #monsterdon

what part of 'don't look at that' did you think meant 'stare directly up into it?'

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Shooting, shooting, always shooting. Now we suck your brain, too.

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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers The aliens explain that somehow their solar system exploded and so I guess they want to come here to crash and drink our earth horchatas. They want Professor Dad to set up a meeting with all the leaders of the world so I guess they can make their case and also threaten us.

so if they put a picture of a brain over your brain, they get all the knowledge in your brain for their databanks. huh, i think i need that. easier than eating them. #monsterdon

If I've learned anything from old movies, all you need to know to infiltrate the American army is baseball trivia.

So the aliens have already won. #monsterdon

"...it shoots the gun, and it gets the brain beam again"

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I hope they knew to put absorbent undergarments on the zombie general #monsterdon

So does this America have a president or…? #Monsterdon

That escalated quickly.

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@Taweret I though I'd be on the flying saucer side but even I have red lines
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Oops, another toy broken. Take us to your leader, dammit.

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🚨 Bingo Alert 🚨

When you get a chance, catch up.

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56 Days... The amount of time it takes to make a perfect risotto. #Monsterdon

We SUCKED HIS MIND CLEAN

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“Infinitely Indexed Memory Bank” is what I call my Zettelkasten

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"We will do to you what you did to half of your own species for many centuries.....do you appreciate the irony there White folk?" #monsterdon

"...I am now known as General GPT"

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The saucer people have AI technology - they know everything! #monsterdon

The three most important facts in 1950s America. #monsterdon

The saucers are basically immune to human weapons, and yet they respond to them with overwhelming firepower? That's like if a kid threw a pea at you and you responded with deadly weapons.

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chatUFO #monsterdon

"This is the beginning of the process by which we read the brain... wow, this one's a dumbass. What a waste of time."

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so ok maybe the aliens did not come in peace but i am still on their team because of the sick effects pedals they have rigged up on their spinning rose rock voicebox thing #monsterdon

“They may not listen, I’m only a scientist” is the realest. #Monsterdon

Aliens: Sorry we broke your toys. We good?

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DON'T LOOK, MARION! KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!

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They uploaded his brain into a computer, very futuristic! #Monsterdon

you see, aliens, baseball is linear...

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infinitely indexed memory bank.
...meshed...database?!

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@blogdiva

Advanced aliens 🛸know humans cannot function without explanations from their superiors!!!

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@brooke we are all Han Solo? #Monsterdon

Re: world leaders - "They won't listen! I'm a scientist!" - far too true. #monsterdon

Ahhh, here come the Landmark Shots! #monsterdon

Listen, what if we try naval guns?
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Oh they TOOK SPOCK'S BRAIN! #Monsterdon

our leaders might not listen to him he is only a scientist

boy howdy the more things change the more they stay the same

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