this is a really cool sequence i have to say

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Why are you taking that helmet to the lab when there are flying saucers to shoot down?

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Wow, alarmingly good "destroyed plane" footage

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Stiff as a board? #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Noooooooooooo! #Monsterdon

See this is what I was talking about #monsterdon

mrs. marvin, of the martian marvins

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The armor is light as a feather, but they only took the helmet.
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers Alien dude lands, isn't sure what to do, so he phasers an old guy with a cane.

After getting the war crimes out of the way, he then remembers his job and shoots a truck that I think was carrying the ray gun.

Then he gets shot, and we reveal he looks like a wrinkly arilou before vanishing into the ether. Professor Dad says that the alien was really old and the space suit must be a electromechanical suit based on no evidence other than wrinkles.

Yessssss gross!! They didn't know we'd decide Greys don't have noses, but otherwise ahead of its time

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hiiighwaaaaaay to the dangerzone #monsterdon

flying away from the forest fire, nice scene - but really that whole thing was awfully nice, the aliens are legitimately not fucking around

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did that saucer just blow up the giant ant sugar factory? #monsterdon

So, only canes are able to withstand the alien death ray.

I have a plan.

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Oh no, they blew up the paint company!
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Ha, did they seriously just defenestrate the old man FROM A UFO? What a ridiculous way to die. #Monsterdon

Finally! Aliens! #monsterdon

The aliens are Jedi?

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Dropping the bodies from the saucer: Total "Fuck You Stern Letter To Follow" #Monsterdon #EarthvstheFlyingSaucers

good thing they called in that bomber.
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humanoid, ancient, wooden #monsterdon

DUDE they dropped the bodies straight out of the saucer? _Hardcore_.

Welp, I guess they didn't promise to give those guys back ALIVE....

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okay the alien actually looks pretty good too

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Apparently nobody caught on to the fact that having two arms, two legs, and a head might imply that the aliens were humanoid

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Wibbeldy Wobbley flying saucer! #monsterdon

I like the force field fx especially #monsterdon

Oof, someone's not getting their extraterrestrial Smokey the Bear Safety Badge. #Monsterdon

Mmm the ray leaves the scent of fresh potpourri. #Monsterdon

"Don't jog too fast, we only have 15 feet of soundstage!"

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ACK ACK!!
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Briefly looked like lost flying saucer person wanted a hug. But no - arms were outstretched just to fry the boffin... #monsterdon

THat armor is about as effective as star wars stormtrooper armor.
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There's some great carnage in this one. Saucers don't fuck around. #Monsterdon #EarthvstheFlyingSaucers

the little shuffling aliens are so goofy

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So…what sound guy made the decision that our super weapon thingymajic was gonna sound like a stalled out car? #monsterdon

oi oi, grandpa was just out taking a walk, no need to vaporize him. rude. #monsterdon

Wow, the actors in those suits can't see a goddamn thing, huh #monsterdon

Loc-nar sighting!
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next time on Dr Who #monsterdon

this is actually just showing at the drive-in, they're catching a peek over the wall

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St. Elmo is here for his fire.

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gasoline powered magnets... the only force that can destroy flying saucers

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Maybe don't just stand there while the stiff-limbed alien lines up his shot. #monsterdon

Maybe it's just their faith in Russ, but I feel like I would *not* stand in front of an experimental weapon, even if I thought it was highly directional. #monsterdon

“Humanoid and Ancient” is my favorite KLF song. #Monsterdon

@apLundell The bearings they used were provided by the low bidder #monsterdon

Wow, an American scientist happy to share the glory with other boffins. That's how we know it's fiction.

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Aaaand of course they self clean. #Monsterdon

"Humanoid and ancient" and in the bath too long. so many wrinkles. #Monsterdon #EarthvstheFlyingSaucers

exo-skeletooooooooons

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luckily these aliens are only extremely advanced and omniscient in some areas and completely oblivious in others #monsterdon

E.T. got left behind!!!! #monsterdon

the saucers seriously look so good tho

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Go home space aliens, you're drunk #monsterdon

@aburka
Always pleased to have domain experts participating in #monsterdon

Would the aliens be more or less effective at their assigned tasks if they had elbows? #Monsterdon

The aliens can bend space and time with magnets and sound and download our brains but they haven't figured out knees and elbows or kevlar for their space suits #Monsterdon

Aliens: "We could conquer your world, but we don't want to. We'd rather start diplomatic talks."
Humans: "Let's kill them all, I guess?"

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Wait they have death rays *in* their arms?!

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bro they left that poor little domehead guy behind that is so fucking rude #monsterdon

i heard you were looking for an earth-shattering KABOOM!!

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#monsterdon Oh, so the aliens weren't interfering with the generator somehow? It was just a shitty generator? Fantastic. Good work team.

Exterminate!
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That alien is hammered. #Monsterdon

Ever thought of burying a steel cable and as they get near it. Pull it taut and trip the clumsy buggers. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon, maybe the flying saucers would make less noise if they didn't spin so much.

"help me."

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#monsterdon Fig 3. Detail, "I Want to Believe Poster."

Got distracted by a loud disturbance outside and now I have no idea what's going on with #monsterdon. Looks like a very intense laser pointer?

good shot!

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HA, alien walking out of the building like MY FUCKING RIDE! #Monsterdon

Yes, let's make a concrete mine and watch it from a distance of 10 feet.

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"...hope they haven't spotted us"
"do you think we should have covered up the generator truck?"
"oh shit!"

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luckily for me I was able to punch @uptownsongclub in reality #monsterdon

@Lazarou Perhaps this is related to the whole "existing between time" thing

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I hope there are named female characters for them to meet in Washington #monsterdon

Man, those costumes are stiffer than the tree monster of From Hell It Came #Monsterdon

Bro. Bro. Bro.

High ultra frequency sound can't melt steel beams.

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@lytta you know, because of how they did gravity and electromagnetism and time moving for them is standing still and vice versa #monsterdon

Crap, they killed Tinkerbell! #Monsterdon

"We have television, they may have a different device that serves the same purpose!"

Such as Netflix, our YouTube!

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Quick, there's one of those ceiling lights again! My cat told me about these!!!

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It doesn't look at all like St Elmo fire!!!
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Scientist Russel invented… magnets? #Monsterdon

clap if you believe in atmospheric phenomena! #monsterdon

Wait

the Aliens said they manipulated gravity....but this is magnetic?

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Well, shooting worked this time.

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the damn car won't start!

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woah woah woah, did shooting it just work? #monsterdon

you shot elmo! #monsterdon

did the foo fighter bonk into a pipe? #monsterdon

"...dot does not fetch!"

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Oh no, it's an alien laser pointer spot #monsterdon

#monsterdon "What was it?" Well it looks like you just killed Tinkerbell.

Not the worst "day for night" shots we've seen, but it still never works. #Monsterdon #EarthvstheFlyingSaucers

"We need the largest portable generator that Schenectady makes!"
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They killed a baby Rover? #Monsterdon

Everyone stand down. @RobynGoodfellow's Slim Whitman (ie, Mars Attacks/"Indian Love Call") tweet above wins #Monsterdon.

Chef's kiss for the ominous WHOMP WHOM from the brass section there, soundtrack. <3

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How 'bout that narrator's term "functioning reality"? We'll take one please!

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