The saucer people have AI technology - they know everything! #monsterdon

The three most important facts in 1950s America. #monsterdon

The saucers are basically immune to human weapons, and yet they respond to them with overwhelming firepower? That's like if a kid threw a pea at you and you responded with deadly weapons.

#EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers #Monsterdon

chatUFO #monsterdon

"This is the beginning of the process by which we read the brain... wow, this one's a dumbass. What a waste of time."

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so ok maybe the aliens did not come in peace but i am still on their team because of the sick effects pedals they have rigged up on their spinning rose rock voicebox thing #monsterdon

“They may not listen, I’m only a scientist” is the realest. #Monsterdon

Aliens: Sorry we broke your toys. We good?

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They uploaded his brain into a computer, very futuristic! #Monsterdon

DON'T LOOK, MARION! KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!

#Monsterdon

you see, aliens, baseball is linear...

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infinitely indexed memory bank.
...meshed...database?!

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@blogdiva

Advanced aliens 🛸know humans cannot function without explanations from their superiors!!!

#EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers
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@brooke we are all Han Solo? #Monsterdon

Re: world leaders - "They won't listen! I'm a scientist!" - far too true. #monsterdon

Ahhh, here come the Landmark Shots! #monsterdon

Listen, what if we try naval guns?
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Oh they TOOK SPOCK'S BRAIN! #Monsterdon

our leaders might not listen to him he is only a scientist

boy howdy the more things change the more they stay the same

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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers Eager to join the hypothetical orgy, Daughter of the Mustache, Captain Lesser Mustache and Police Presence follow Professor Dad into the spaceship.

Presumably rolling their eye analogs, the aliens shrug and deploy the translation kleenex, explaining that they are in a different "time reference", whatever that is.

I'm guessing maybe the landing cylinder is just some kind of portal to where the aliens actually are? Which is maybe why the ship has to spin?

This week's completely unique sentence never said before was "So you shot down our eleven rockets." #monsterdon

Antimagnetic watch?

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what's the speed of an unladen swallow??
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This is some solid sounding sci-babble… #monsterdon

@apLundell Yeah, that explanation is obvious b.s. #monsterdon

All aboard the flying disk! Standd in the creepy circle, please. Don't be alarmed at the descending glowing rose.

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We try to fly over recognizable landmarks.
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OK I'll just say it, nobody here has any idea how relativity works

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so they can correct for different magnetic fields, transfer groups of people light years while they're frozen in time, but they can't tell an army satellite from a weapon or get their translation tissue to give consistent sound. okay. #monsterdon

okay, if these aliens exist outside of time. i get to explain time to them via baseball analogies

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Did they maybe try not shooting them on sight?

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Humans keep shooting first, what the hell #Monsterdon

"The government may not listen, I'm only a scientist" kinda breaking the fourth wall there for a disaster movie #monsterdon

we turn up the magnets because we turned down gravity in order to travel through space and therefore time is very slow #monsterdon

"Feel your pulse"
... "I haven't any!"

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Oh no, Dr Russ has been catfished, these lads don't want cock! #monsterdon

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Always comes back to magnets in #Monsterdon

"We are the survivors of a disintegrated solar system"

Oh, these guys are the survivors of Metaluna! There's some *giant foreheads* under those helmets! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I love how the translation/cow core-ing device lowers down from the ceiling all slow like.

"You see, we hate watches." #monsterdon

The alien's monitor just shows *anything* - you don't know what the feed actually is.

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yeah yeah time, clock, heart, we had Culture Club on our planet too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tI1_KlO6xI

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The magnetic distortion field slows down watches and heart rates but not thoughts or speech #monsterdon

Wonder why used Kleenex chandeliers never caught on on Earth #monsterdon

Mind control flavor crystals #Monsterdon

I know magnets are magic, but I don't think they work like that. #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers

here comes the tissue rose chandelier probe again #monsterdon

"russ, please come back with us.......us the Straights."

Russ wants cock though....
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Deploying corsage of truth #monsterdon

"Thank you for coming. Now we are going to have you stand in the Circle and watch television."

#EarthVsTheFlyingSaucers #Monsterdon

Puts his pistol away while approaching a UFO? Is Huglin a traitor to the American People?!
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...Okay so the distortion stops their HEART but they're still ALIVE??? #Monsterdon

"...next floor, Earthwares"

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There are two car chases on the card?

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Enter the Roomba #monsterdon

maybe don't start shooting at them this time

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@blogdiva was it the time shares and the giant ants? #Monsterdon

OMG were not halfway into this flick. It’s sooooooo long. #Monsterdon

"russ please come back with us" yeah, your husband and i want to-- i'm sorry, major husband and i want to talk to you. #monsterdon

the way the saucer is just begging for friendship is heartbreaking. no please don't go just come in and hang out for a second #monsterdon

This is the big romantic scene where Dr. Marvin confesses his love to the saucer. #monsterdon

ooo, the beach is it?
Sexy lifeguard action maybe? #monsterdon

Squinty cop says go!
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Once again, the Translation Tissue #Monsterdon

awww it’s beached we gotta push it back into the ocean #monsterdon

oooh, flat screen television in the 1950s! They _are_ an advanced civilisation!

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Oh yes, the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay, which in no way looks like the coast of Southern California #Monsterdon

So a guy in a labcoat is in charge of security?
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Chesapeake Bay looks an awful lot like Malibu

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Punching a guy to steal a car to meet up for some secret frottage in the woods, excellent! #monsterdon

A car chase in broad daynight #monsterdon

that is the loudest elevator i've ever heard!

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"With your friends, Dr. Marvin"

You mean the ones holding guns on me? Those friends? #Monsterdon

"Do not run, we are your friends!"

Where have I heard that before...

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MegaCYCLES? were Hertz not a thing yet in the 50s? #monsterdon

This whole car chase seems a bit sped up

Alien style

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He's going to Jim Rockford's place!
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They needed a scene where Dr. Marvin sculpted a flying saucer out of mashed potatoes.

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Yeah, because you are a snitch!
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Scientist Russel: Who are you?

Alien:

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WAIT A SECOND. General Dad Jr. had time to change his uniform?

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I love how minty green his car is in the colorized version. #Monsterdon

Major Huglin doing his duty, sitting in another room completely oblivious and giving great orders like "tell them to not give him a car" and I guess the keys are in the cars all the time? #monsterdon

night for day for night is not a good look, cinemaphotographer

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Oh, the aliens called him up for a romantic sunset seaside date! #Monsterdon

Those massive car couch front seats with no seat belts are legit tweaking my anxiety. #Monsterdon #EarthvstheFlyingSaucers

why does the guy in charge of the cars need a lab coat?

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@lytta But she's not wearing her required feminine garb, so no way #monsterdon

@JoeWynne And George Washington in the Hall of Presidents! #monsterdon

Why's he getting in the passenger side?
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Don’t worry, General Dad Jr. is going to take care of everything

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"not your job alone" then go with him, you damned lady. you're his wife. #monsterdon

@lytta i just choked on this glass of water thanks a lot lmao #monsterdon

The shore of the Chesapeake Bay? Hell yeah let's get some corn and Old Bay and have a fuckin interstellar crab boil

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these are the cheapest fucking aliens, even the This Island Earth People bothered to send an airplane

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Time to talk to the “top men.” #Monsterdon

Major Walt Disney.
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Dr. Marvin looks like somebody gave John Cena Fifties Man hair

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