This is in the Dalek before times… before they said “Ex ter mi NATE”
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Stop breaking the Dalek’s shit, asshole!

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ikr this is like 5% on the Human Tornado scale.

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good thing OTIS didn't live on this planet their elevators aren't very good

When you can't think of a way for a character to escape a situation, simply have them do so and have other characters say "how did you manage it?" but crucially, do not actually provide an answer #monsterdon

one dalek per elevator

very efficient

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oh boo, that's some republic serials bullshit editing right there

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Is Peter Cushing's arse in the middle of his spine

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Truly an adrenaline-deficient plot #monsterdon #DrWhoAndTheDaleks

at this juncture i'd just like to shout out Alexander Miles, inventor of automatically opening and closing elevator doors, happy #BlackHistoryMonth https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Miles

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Worst date ever if Barbara just leaves Ian on a strange world. #Monsterdon #DrWhoAndTheDaleks

Oof. No safety inspection on that elevator. #Monsterdon #DoctorWhoAndTheDaleks

"We spent a lot of money on this set, get it all in..."

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that's a nicer than average, roomy, clean elevator
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Torch Dalek takes a break from making crème brûlée. #monsterdon

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them

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ha! i do appreciate that the Daleks' difficulty with stairs is now a plot point.

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Not many places have a "break glass to fuse door shut" emergency panel.

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I don't think I've seen a plasma-torch equipped Dalek before.

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Blowtorch Dalek! Is he from the local machinists union?
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make it through this movie and the consulate is required to give you British passport #Monsterdon

Ugh! Every Roomba's worst nightmare. #Monsterdon #DoctorWhoAndTheDaleks 👽🎥🍿

@wohali oh dear lol

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#monsterdon Could always use a jacket, there's at least two of those you have on hand.

Probably fine that you're like 10x the size of a Dalek inside that pepperpot armor suit. #Monsterdon #DoctorWhoAndTheDaleks

It’s great that Dr Who sends Barbara and Susan out as sentries
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Capeus Ex Machina
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That Dalek suit opened awfully easily

Y'know you could probably have just popped the top of every Dalek and escaped that way

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Daleks are mostly empty space.. because.. WTF?

“Thal” is spelled G-U-L-L-I-B-L-E.

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We don't get to see what the Dal inside looks like? Or Kaled depending upon continuity.
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Um, Clara tried the “being inside the Dalek” thing and it didn’t go great

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aw, no creepy pale octopus things? too bad.

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did they just.... Eviscerate that Dalek?

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There's a stage hand in here! #Monsterdon

honestly this is just sad

even the 5th Doctor dalek bum rush made more sense than this

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@floatybirb Meaning, we should absolutely NOT trust them lol #Monsterdon #DoctorWhoAndTheDaleks 👽🎥🍿

Interesting how the syllabic pauses stop when someone smears some shit on their lens #monsterdon

"WHY DO NOT THE DOORS CLOSE"

"NO ONE LIKES YOUR YODA IMPRESSION, OBVIOUS DALEK."

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Uh-oh. Trusting Daleks never works out in Doctor Who.

I am cracking up at this panicking Dalek.

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LOL it's the UberEats bot! #Monsterdon #DoctorWhoAndTheDaleks 👽🎥🍿

"Help! Cannot see them" is nowhere near as fun as "My vision is impaired! I cannot see!"

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Two Barbaras, One Cup.

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"controls so easy Roy Castle from the Planet Earth can drive"

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#monsterdon did they really just do the toss the glance around the room bit 🤨

Oh, way to ruin lunch Barbara.

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That food looked disgusting.

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#monsterdon Give the ball-and-stick to Ian so he can fall on it and impale himself. Again, and again, and we can take turns stabbing him... again, and again. Slowly. With these many Dalek commas all over the place. Nice and slow…

I know this is just nitpicking, but I want to point out that the Daleks never actually established that they are murder machines, yet people are terrified of them as if they already know.

I mean the Doctor should know of course, but none of the rest do, yet they're still terrified of them as if they do.

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They better start doing kung fu at some point.

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Dalek pizza boy is here.
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daleks smell funny?

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clearly the prisoners are up to something, these darleks are idiots...

...remembering feeling oddly sad that they killed this darlek

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The Daleks are going to be defeated by a rug.

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"Some form of static electricity.

But what could we use to stop this?

Why not cats! Lots and lots of cats!"

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BrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbTAH
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BIN-GO-!

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The Girl Wesley has UNIVERSAL WRITING

don't think too hard about it.

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Yes! Lava Lamps! Always a sign of an advanced civilization.

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I'm just imagining this now as a Rock Opera with the Daleks "singing" and "dancing".

#monsterdon The red dalek has a primary weapon priapism. It won't shrink, he'll need an ice pack and think of nuns and puppies.

Look at all them glam hippies! #monsterdon #DrWhoAndTheDaleks

Oh *now* you figured out the prisoners are intelligent

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I mean, points for destroying the camera.

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EXTERMINATE

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Dalek, why did you tell the little girl your nefarious plot?

The whole super genius angle on Daleks was a retcon, clearly.

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This is like a TV movie with better production values, but the sensibility is goofy as heck. 😆

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There's the Dalek's key phrase.

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For some reason, I'm imagining all the different Daleks in a teen magazine feature like a boy band, with factoids about their hobbies and letters from fans to their favourite Dalek.

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Yeah you're wearing protective machines, you seem to also have memory issues because you already said that. #monsterdon

They said the word!

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Susie has one of those pens you can't steal!

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We. Were. Made. By. E.lon. Musk.

We. Will. Xterminate!

The lava lamps are the basis of all Dalek encryption.

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write.

WRITE, before these Lava Lamps of Truth.

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goofy ass pen #monsterdon

Maybe not the absolute best idea to give the Daleks half of the dialog. #monsterdon

It’s like if two heavy smokers had a podcast.

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For all its faults, it certainly moves faster than the original.

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So the plot is that these people go into a strange city. Down a dark alley, they meet some people with terrible voices who want drugs. They choose to send a girl out to the woods to find a drug dealer. She brings the drugs back, and they tell her to give her friends some drugs.

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lol, has it taken them that long to find the huge dick-camera in the cell?

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So someone has the cure for severe radiation poisoning and Mr. doctor right there is not at least interested in how it works? #monsterdon

lost in space, sippin' quaaludes.

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Red one's staring down at the black one. "MY. EYE. STALK. IS. UP. HERE." #monsterdon

THE DALEKS

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"Twink" is the best form for survival, apparently. Cool cool. #Monsterdon

Why does that one Dalek speak in iambic pentameter? #Monsterdon

Ok, he's not so bad. Just looks creepy. Guess I misjudged! #Monsterdon

Susan knows what’s what. #Monsterdon

do the Darlek pilots shit in those things?
Do they need to eat?

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An alien comes down an rips her in half like Bishop at the end of Aliens. #spoiler #monsterdon

he's giving out drugs, checks out

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Well,this is sure a spooky makeup mister
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If only all dealers had this level of customer support.

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Hi. I'm wearing gold lipstick and an abstract patterned shower curtain.

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A stranger offering drugs to children, mkay....

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David Bowie space elf to the rescue!

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