"Commence firing a**holes!" #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"...where's your Tony Stark now!"

#Monsterdon #Dogora

Have you been touched by his noodly appendage? #monsterdon

#bees #monsterdon

@yatsu they are in a band together and that's their band logo :P #monsterdon

wait, bees don't have tentacles. #monsterdon

Why take the stairs when you can shimmy down an outside balcony.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

#monsterdon Dogora 20:00 if we just let the space monster vacuum up all our coal, will we switch to renewables quicker?

WHY IS THIS ABOUT BEES NOW? #Monsterdon

@yatsu the real star of this movie #monsterdon

judo and not karate? #monsterdon

why is there some kind of pentagram on their window??? #monsterdon

That's poop... FROM SPAAAAAACE!
#Monsterdon

Judo? Or is it _Venusian_ Judo? Are you a space alien agent? ARE YOU?! #monsterdon

At last, the Circle of Chop is broken! #Monsterdon

Giant Space Monster Dogora, subtitle: The Life and Times of Mark Jackson #monsterdon

The largest dove of all time!
And deadly space bees. My god.
#Monsterdon

Throwing rocks, chuckin' 'em through windows... Are we sure Dogora isn't just an interstellar vandal? Some teenager with a big bulbous head and grey skin? #Monsterdon

I don't think this particular Glow Cloud is as friendly as the one in Night Vale #monsterdon

What kind of insects...? We were JUST talking about space fireflies! #Monsterdon

aren't bees insects? #NotAnEntomologist #monsterdon

Sage?
#Monsterdon

So that's where all the missing bees are!

#Monsterdon #Dogora

It's raining men! Oh shit, it's raining men! #monsterdon

"I wonder what those bees are doing up there?"
"They're flying. Try to keep up." #Monsterdon

That was a great Flash Gordon technocolor cloud + plane shot. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

#Monsterdon Sound radar?

the Angry Bees have arrived! #Monsterdon

Toy plane! Toy Plane! #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

insects can't fly that high apparently #monsterdon

"What insects fly at 26,000 feet?" The Deadly Mantis, of course! Someone call Paul Drake! #Monsterdon

@socketwench They're NOT BIRDS! xD #monsterdon

@arisummerland

No freaking monster yet!
#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"Put it on full volume" Uptown Funk starts to play. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"...is it the monster cell?"

"huh ... dunno, does it make noise?"

"Never gonna give you up" plays from the speakers.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

I'M NOT YELLING I'M

oh sorry I am yelling

#monsterdon

OKAY MAYBE NOT SO MUCH VOLUME #monsterdon

I wonder if there was a person at Toho who's only job was to design kickin' control rooms. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

#Monsterdon People got carbon in them, yoink up some people.

"What an alarmist dove"

#Monsterdon

Turns out you can only keep Japanese folk out of restricted areas if they're between the ages of 19 and 65. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "Blah blah blah." *talking hand gestures* #Monsterdon

Her cute little hat on the train is ridiculous. But she still makes it work, somehow.
#Monsterdon

"No, I heard you. I just don't give a fuck." #Monsterdon

"I'm afraid you're going into an off-limits area." "Oh, whatever." #Monsterdon

don't you just hate it when you flag down an official to ask "where's a phone booth" when you're standing in front of a phone booth with a PHONE BOOTH sign on the door #monsterdon

I heard you, I just don't care #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket
Monster! Monster! Monster!
#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

#Monsterdon Your sure this movie isn't a heist film with a kaiju subplot instead of the other way around?

"Doctor, now that we are here what are we going to do?"
[Doctor misses "come-on" and sticks to business]

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

Didn't strike me as a manpurse kinda guy, huh. #Monsterdon

"Kyushu!" Gezuntheit! #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

Diamonds are a Dogora's best friend.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

@DinosaurRobo @moira They do seem to be at a stage where the idea of there being a monster is reasonable, so that's the next step. #Monsterdon

@Taweret agreed #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo @trixter Maybe there is and we just aren't recognising it #monsterdon

she's actually rocking that bucket hat

#monsterdon

oh that was a pen not a cigar lol #monsterdon

"Of course I'm serious. And don't call me.. oh.. never mind" #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"Don't let this case get you down! It's just an invader from space that'll devour our entire ecosphere, no reason to get depressed." #Monsterdon

@joewynne @moira@murkworks.net better to call it "the novel space monster" for a year and then come up with something ridiculous like "sponster-64"... #monsterdon

"...listen, I study diamonds. Now there's a diamond eating monster. I'm strapping in for the full ride, kiddo!"

#Monsterdon #Dogora

@trixter well yeah, that's why we name hurricanes and typhoons too #monsterdon

I kinda miss casual smoking in movies. I mean I hate the smoke, but it is a great visual shorthand and thing for actors to do with their hands on film.
#Monsterdon

ahh.. it's after carbon it looks like. stash all your pencils away! #monsterdon #dogora

@joewynne Japanese branch of the Gotham Sign and Labels Company. Best in the world. #monsterdon

Good, good, gotta give it a name, can't just have monsters going unnamed. #Monsterdon

A K-PLOT UPDATE! Oh hey, Musk's dad's mine got attacked, how 'bout that. #Monsterdon

@moira
"The space monster has been named Dogora"
They have a crack team to name these things as soon as they are identified. Japanese efficiency.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

Uh oh. Now it's going after the rock gardens. This is getting serious! #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

AHAHAHAHA! (wipeout) Sugar crystals.
#Monsterdon

rock rock rock rock rock and roll monsterrrrrrrrrr #monsterdon

A Diamond G man? Is that a thing? Is this guy a heavy for Da Beers? Enforcing a false scarcity of diamonds for maximum profit.
#Monsterdon

why does the monster need coal?! #monsterdon

Oh yeah. Kaiju science. That's the good stuff right there. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

#Monsterdon INFO - can we use this monster to eat up all the carbon monoxide & dioxide in the atmosphere?

@CactuarJoe I wonder if that's supposed to represent him speaking Japanese awkwardly, but it doesn't work because he's a white guy. #Monsterdon

I wonder if the dialog in that scene was half that painful in the Japanese version. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"...I don't know where you learned your Japanese, but you had a vulgar teacher"

Now Mark Jackson understands why his food orders are always wrong.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

@sean I'm from the... World Diamond Insurance Corporation, which I definitely didn't invent just now #monsterdon

Styrofoam peanuts? #Monsterdon

all i keep thinking is that if they want carbon so damn badly why don't they take some of it out of the air, do us a solid #monsterdon

#monsterdon PROTIP: remember all movie thieves are super noire and should have Atlantic accents if at all possible.

ESPECIALLY if they're from the Pacific.

now that was a laugh

#monsterdon

Diabolical laugh. Ready to move up the leadership ladder.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

Man, the dub wasn't great to begin with but it's REALLY bad in this scene. "I'll. Work with you. Guys! Ifthat'sokaywithyou." #Monsterdon

"Wait. The foreigner DRINKS his tea? That's crazy talk."
#Monsterdon

@Taweret it's kinda like when folks keep saying chai tea #facepalm #monsterdon

"Japanese tea. I like this!"
The gaijin is a weeb?
#Monsterdon

@trixter GAIJIN HAVE MOUTHS?!?! #monsterdon

"This one?"
"Oh that's my colonoscopy, sorry." #Monsterdon

@Taweret "He's drinking Japanese tea." You mean... tea? #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

@moira With their MOUTHS!? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Fuck off reporters

This changes EVERYTHING! #Monsterdon

the American in Japan is insufferable #Monsterdon

"...wine delivery!"

<loud whisper>He knows I didn't order wine!

#Monsterdon #Dogora

gaijin can DRINK?! #monsterdon

is it just me, or does that guy look a bit like Simu Liu? #monsterdon

its weird that we keep calling it japanese tea when we're in japan

#monsterdon