you have a date with mark? good for you, mark's a catch #monsterdon

You know it's a movie 'cos every cop in the room would've just shot that reporter. #Monsterdon

@trixter They're three doors down. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

Now that's a phone. A phone you could use to kill a man. A man who is stealing diamonds. #Monsterdon

Hiding the monster works really well for this one if I'm remembering the big reveal correctly. It's actually pretty creepy until you see the full kaiju. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"...a monster should have appeared at the same time"

"this isn't Godzilla, buddy"

#Monsterdon #Dogora

"We're not the Monster Department." #Monsterdon

OMG. I could HEAR that side-eye.
She is really pretty though.
#Monsterdon

@socketwench #Monsterdon

flying trucks, yes now we talking #monsterdon

At this point I'm gonna be disappointed if Dogora isn't just a giant blue Kirby in the sky. #Monsterdon

i recognize some of these dub voices

#monsterdon

Floating coal truck go brrrrrr.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

"How did we not notice the massive funnel cloud?!" #monsterdon

WHEE IT'S FLYIN'! #Monsterdon

less gangsters, more trucks being sucked up into the sky by monsters

#monsterdon

Herbie the Lovebug?
Bugbite the evil bug?
Oh it's that gaijin!
#Monsterdon

"she's still alive...she's pretty too" #Monsterdon #HornyOnDuty

yesss. this is the stuff

#monsterdon

i can't take you seriously with the white gloves even if you are shooting at me

#monsterdon

Are all the cops in this movie sex pests? I guess that checks out. #Monsterdon

This gaijin asshole's actually pretty funny :D #Monsterdon

Mark Jackson isn't gonna fall for the "hey, light my cigar" routine!

#Monsterdon #Dogora

Herbie stumbles on a murder! #Monsterdon

you'd think they'd use more robust transportation for diamonds if they were having a heist problem #Monsterdon

@trixter Laughing and crying over here. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"...calling sub-branch, this is branch"

The original GitOps.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

"the papers will give us hell" #monsterdon

Sitting here in 2023 like, "Oh no, not the PAPERS." #Monsterdon

frank and joe hardy are on the case. #monsterdon

I replaced the gun with a party popper! HA HA! Better luck next time spider-cop!

#Monsterdon #Dogora

Okay, that was legitimately funny. Bugs Bunny ass mobster, too :P #Monsterdon

okay that was actually funny #monsterdon #ToyGun

that head popping from the false ceiling spooked me haha #monsterdon

FUCKIN' BUGGS BUNNY ASS COP #Monsterdon

Paging Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman you have a telephone call at the front desk. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

@strangefour JEAN JACKET #Monsterdon

I hope this flick ends with the fashionable getaway driver lady driving off into the sunset with the diamonds. I think she deserves them. #Monsterdon

A monster in a cloud that sucks up things into itself?
Is this Toho's NOPE?
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mars Needs Chimneys!

woooo PanAm curse activated! #monsterdon

too tired to participate in #monsterdon this week, which is just as well, since archive.org isn't loading/playing for me. i will try to watch this one another time though!

woooWOOOOwoooo!!! the sound of DESTRUCTION #Monsterdon

Send. More. Rocks. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

That UFO has a heartbeat!
And it's hungry for GOLD... wait no not gold. Coal. It eats coal dust.
#Monsterdon

are dimaonds a coal miner's best friend? #monsterdon

"Yeah, Dick Van Dyke promised us a better script!" #Monsterdon

It hates these chimneys! #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"...the chimney! Call for backup!"

I wanna hear that phone call.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

it's a bird! it's a plane! it's a chimney! #monsterdon

Extremely UFO noises there. #Monsterdon

So she's a coal miner's daughter?
#Monsterdon

Whoops, miniature-vision #Monsterdon

okay now we're talking

#monsterdon

@joewynne Or classic Doctor Who #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mark Jackson played by Robert Dunham he was also the Emperor of Seatopia in Godzilla vs Megalon

came for #Monsterdon got Coal Miner's Daughter

"...my parents would scold me for playing in the coal fields"

That's ...... grim.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

Dreary background. Grey buildings. Darkness. Only the woman are brightly dressed. This is MonsterNoir!

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

No no, make fun of him, please do. #Monsterdon

Yoke-a-ham-a >_> #Monsterdon

Mark Jackson's got the chops!

#Monsterdon #Dogora

That clock's giving me big grandma's house vibes. #Monsterdon

Spurious. Not Genuine. And they're worth... F**k all. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

artificial diamonds are a scientist's best friend #Monsterdon

ah we have crystallographer in this one #monsterdon

And so the CHOPPER becomes the CHOP-EE #Monsterdon

didn't this gaijin guy end up on a DEVO cover? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora 🪼

Like I was saying to Albert, it ain't as complicated as relativity! 😉

"...rocks, nylons, germanium, I study crystals"

"nylon crystals?"

#Monsterdon #Dogora

@moira I know. I'm scared too. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

actually true about industrial diamonds, what the hell is real science doing in one of these films #monsterdon

Hello criminal cutie.
I guess diamonds look better out of focus?
#Monsterdon

Gotta blur the shot so the viewers can't tell we're just using sequins >_> #Monsterdon

Take it easy, diamond boyz #monsterdon

Mark Jackson, Jack Markson, whatever. How is it this guy's dub voice is even worse than some of the Japanese actors. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"Jackson, Mark Jackson, diamond broker"

"he's licensed to sparkle"

#Monsterdon #Dogora

"What's your name?"
"It's-"
"WHO CARES" #Monsterdon

"An animal would only go after something to eat" Oh what a giveaway! #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

Oh yeah, there was a major fashion trend for big hat bands at this time.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

These three guys are like the Moe, Larry, and Curly of mobsters. Chunky, Skinny, and Twerp. #Monsterdon

they use those guns to detect concealed metal detectors #monsterdon

Maybe it was a magpie. #Monsterdon

New York 3, London 2 is a very low score for Zero-G Football #monsterdon

"...a worldwide diamond ring is on the move."

"are they perhaps floating down the street?"

#Monsterdon #Dogora

Whoop! Dogora lives!!! :ablobspin: #Monsterdon

took some time to find a link that worked, but I'm here now #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Our token gaijin.

Hello gaijin gangster! He couldn't get the diamonds. But he stole some shoes.
#Monsterdon

@trixter it looks like... yes #monsterdon

Actually not a bad trick with the loafers there. #Monsterdon

"...do what I say or the shoes get it!"

#Monsterdon #Dogora

leave the gun, take the shoes #monsterdon

Always Get A Warrant! #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"...the diamonds in the dish are gone!"

"where's Mikey, I hear he eats anything."

#Monsterdon #Dogora

ngl kinda like this old guy's old house #monsterdon

Is this one also going to have some extended organized crime subplot? #Monsterdon

Heh. Totally cracking a safe and gettin' high. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

Bank robbers spooked by spooks! Make a quick getaway to ghost the coppers.
Having a hot woman as a getaway driver is a fun idea.
#Monsterdon

Blue raspberry flavor amoeba, mmm #Monsterdon