SQUISH! That was oddly satisfying. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

...Okay. I guess we're done then? #Monsterdon

There's a Monty Python Jehovah sketch in here somewhere.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

DO IT YESSSSSSSSSS SMASHED BY SPACE POO #monsterdon

...So the last fifteen minute of the movie are just random rocks falling out of the sky onto cops and robbers? #Monsterdon

Spaaaaaaace pooooooop #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

#Monsterdon Bug bombs are not Masers.

And then the jellyfish suck up all the diamonds and Cool Mob Girl's body and they resurrect her as JELLYFISH QUEEN OF THE SKY!

...Look, just let me have this. #Monsterdon

so many colours, it's like it's raining star trek food #monsterdon

All those falling squids .... wait, is this where they got the idea for Watchmen?

#Monsterdon #Dogora

it's raining diamonds #monsterdon

Mark Jackson.
Gaijin with a gun.
#Monsterdon

this is like the time they blew up that whale in oregon

#monsterdon

Chem Trails! Actual Chem Trails. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

Meanwhile, in an unrelated gangster film... #Monsterdon

bombers for peace diving the aliens with bugspray! #monsterdon

oh no! now they'll just call her a diamond digger and she died for nothing boooooo #monsterdon

@joewynne oh fuck yeah! I've never been to Okinawa at all! :D #monsterdon

Slapper no slapping!
No. Don't kill the sexy criminal.
There sure are alot of cops involved for a monster movie. But atleast it sorta makes more sense than in H-man. And way less matching suits for main characters.
#Monsterdon

What's up with the periscope-binoculars.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

Industry! Military helicopters deliver jam jars by parachute! #Monsterdon

I'm surprised they hit anything aiming like that. #Monsterdon

Boo, lame. #Monsterdon

@yatsu Right!? #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

BOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO BOOOOO NOOOOO BOOOOO SHE DESERVED THE DIAMONDS #monsterdon

@moira

In Japan and need a place to blow up your grenades? Come to Sunayama beach!

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora 🪼

You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Lawn darts, if they were made of dynamite.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

@trixter It is one of my dream ideas for a Godzilla movie. some guys trying to heist something while a city is being evacuate from a monster attack. Hell have them pretend to be army guys helping the evacuation to cover their escape. #Monsterdon

@Taweret subplot of a lesser gangster #monsterdon

less gangsters, more space squid

#monsterdon

the excitable little gangster guy is delightful #Monsterdon

@sean They get to have a nice refreshing swim! #Monsterdon

i really like this location, wonder where it is #monsterdon

She's going to team up with the queen of Mu and do a Thelma and Louise buddy flick. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

@trixter With a few extra steps and a different message. But yeah mostly it's the same kinda UFO alien stuff.
Dogora = NOPE
#Monsterdon

"...you know what we do to double-crossers ... walk out to the sea"

So, double-crossers get to .... surf?

#Monsterdon #Dogora

Booo, hey, she deserves the diamonds! Boo! #Monsterdon

I think I saw this in a Duran Duran video once. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

stand up, for your rights! #monsterdon

They're really fond of those trucks flying up into space shots. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

Hon you can't escape the village this way, you'll just be taken down by Rover #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Grandmother and grandkids destroyed by the dynamite.

meanwhile, back with the actual best character in the film #monsterdon

This really is just NOPE. #Monsterdon

@moira 💯 it's the #CarbonCapture biotechnology for meeting our #ZeroCarbon targets #monsterdon

Stupid sexy space monster.
Err I mean sexy gangster gal stealing all the diamonds.
#Monsterdon

Wait, the fuse was right behind him? Why not just bite the fuse in half!? #Monsterdon

honestly glad he's missing shots because pistols are not precision instruments TAKE THAT BALCONY! #monsterdon

What exactly is he planning on doing with a gun here? #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

Aaaand he shoots himself in the butt. #Monsterdon

"...there's a gun in my suitcase!"

"This is no time for party poppers, Mark."

#Monsterdon #Dogora

thank god the gangster made the fuse cord comically long, otherwise these guys really would've been screwed #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo I was assuming it was an emergency thing to keep the glass in place if it breaks, like people do when a hurricane is coming. No idea why it's stars, except to be cute. #Monsterdon

Dude's been waiting so long to slowly light that cigar.

#Monsterdon #Dogora

I gotta say, at this point you'd have to be pretty nutty to still be working at a coal plant. #Monsterdon

Oh I got it backwards. The cosmic jellyfish are allergic to bee stings. Japan is going to make those space tentacles so red and puffy thanks to industry and technology!
#Monsterdon

more coal off to space, i'm telling you, space squid is doing us a solid #monsterdon

Think about it. Over a period of weeks, we are seeing the development of a major director, who is working with a budget produced from the sale of girl scout cookies, to eventually own the coveted kaiju/science/gangster subgenre.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

I’m curious about the tape on the windows, which seems to just be a thing in this hotel. #monsterdon

Diamonds For Dynamite #BandName

#Monsterdon #Dogora

@strangefour they are allies as part of the space carbon-mafia #monsterdon

@aburka yeah they're fuckin huge #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Send in the giant hornets!

@fufu reminds me of the pee-wee herman movie theme and I'm not even joking it actually does #monsterdon

"we didn't come here for pleasure" #monsterdon

Wait it actually is bees? What? Bees are working with the space monster???
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Music of Urgency!!!

those things from inuyasha are only so much of an exaggeration, those things are terrifying

#Monsterdon

Composer's getting a liiiiittle bit too into things here. They asked for a tension-filled theme and the composer just twisted the bombast up to 11. #Monsterdon

all I can say is "have you seen Japanese hornets" because frankly maybe evil bookshelf science man has a point #monsterdon

Nuclear fishing! OH NO!
Aww so many jelly babies.
#Monsterdon

Dogora went and pissed off the wasps. This means war!

#Monsterdon #Dogora

Bees

Is there anything they can't do?

#Monsterdon

Ol' dude's part is gouged into his skull. Frickin' Marianas Trench of hair parts. #Monsterdon

bees, a member of the squid family

#monsterdon

or a space jellyfish #monsterdon

"But how could the cell be transformed into crystal?"

"Because... of the action of bees"

#monsterdon

We’re back to the bees of all things?
#monsterdon

🐝

All the calamari are looking up, and thinking "...gonna think twice now before frying us up aren't ya!"

#Monsterdon #Dogora

oh god another lunatic who sorts his books by colour this man is a monster

#monsterdon

There's a sale a Pennys! #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

Surely to destroy a jellyfish all you have to do is blow it up. It's not like many species of jellyfish reproduce when torn apart or anything >_> #Monsterdon

SPAAAAAACE TENTACLES
#Monsterdon #Dogora

No, Tokyo SOS is the _next_ movie #monsterdon

Now to the lab for more analysis. By the bee specialist.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"He's sure cranky isn't he" That's what happens when you're old. #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

“Nuclear fission?”

Was that a huge leap or were they firing nukes? #monsterdon

"...countless blipps!"

"just as I expected ... cell fission"

#Monsterdon #Dogora

These cloud shots are great. I have no idea what I'm looking at but it's beautiful! #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

it's tentacles have fingers #KaijuEvolution #epigenetics #monsterdon

I love the look of the Dogora. They are so odd and unsettling.
Okay it's just a big jellyfish puppet. But it manages to look really creepy and unearthly.
#Monsterdon

"Why isn't he happy like we are?"
He says with stern face.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"Also, f**k this bridge. Stern letter to follow". #Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

"But why does he want a bridge?!" "I dunno, maybe he needs to floss?"
"Squid don't have teeth!"
"It's a space squid! You don't know! Maybe space squid do have teeth!"

#Monsterdon

Bees... my god.
#Monsterdon

just think if ed wood had had this technology for Bride of the Monster #monsterdon

Honestly, this monster has a significantly different look and feel from the others. Daddy likes.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMonsterDogora

#Monsterdon Dogora is really the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

WAIT WHAT?
Lady why is that on your window? Or did the old mad scientist put it there?
#Monsterdon