children are famously unemotional

#monsterdon

as a US-ian, someone please kill the American journalist.

#Monsterdon

YOUR STUPID MINDS, STUPID STUPID!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"What is it?"

I've come to submit myself for spanking. #Monsterdon

Nyah really picked the wrong place to land.

#Monsterdon

wow she can literally play 4D chess

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"She's going all blurry" That's just the shrooms kicking in. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Taweret i thought my bitrate was dropping #monsterdon

please, Devil Girl, evaporate the newsman. #monsterdon

Peg the Journalist, then sissify him.

FOR MARS!

#monsterdon

stares

"COME."

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

DEVIL TRIVIA FROM MARS

Luckily, Patricia Laffan was able to continue to get work. She even appeared in Quo Vadis!

A biography of her came out in 2021:
Devil Girl Remembered.

#DevilGirlFromMars

"We must have sinned something terrible"

"Well then up for some more sin?"

#monsterdon

Electricity has failed to stop the Devil Girl, and Gun previously failed to stop the Devil Girl. There are hardly any 50s resolutions left

#Monsterdon

More slow boring Monsterdon movies could use a tall statuesque dominatrix walking about arching her eyebrows at the rest of the dull cast.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

They're going to splash her with salt water and watch her dissolve aren't they. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Look she's going all blurry!"

"How is she controlling the camera?"

#monsterdon

I did like the professor nudging his way past the alien like "Well, I'm just gonna hit the bar." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I think there was a Steve Miller song about this

She censored herself!
#monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

Yes, but how does it work?

<5 minutes later>

I have no clue

#monsterdon

Electricity play, wow, this film!

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"They're coming! The professor's coming first!"

#Monsterdon

"You fools" delivered convincingly, yes, they are fools

#monsterdon

"it's so cool, but it's also quite hot."

"Yes we were planning to open a nightclub here to compete with the terrible, failing hotel."

#monsterdon

"Semantics" is a unit of measurement now?

#monsterdon

Just how many ominous timpani drums does it take to run a spaceship?

#monsterdon

We should have used #MonsterDom for our hashtag for this movie

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Devil Grrl is totally an open book, whatever else you want to say about her she is informative

“You talk like a primitive savage!” Oof! Problematic word choice Devil Girl. Do better!

#devilgirlfrommars #monsterdon

Ma'am, that's an implosion.

#monsterdon

...That's not how nuclear power works. That's not how ANYTHING works. #Monsterdon

The professor bravely sacrificing himself to be the latex lady's sex slave #monsterdon

It produces semantics? Is this gonna be another translation tissue situation? #Monsterdon

Why sonar pings?!?!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Such powers of heat dissipation as you have never dreamed existed

#Monsterdon

I swear that old man is far too eager to be at her mercy

#monsterdon

Over 6,000 SEMANTICS?!?!?!?

How many grammars does it do?

#monsterdon

she keeps saying "come!"

#monsterdon

"I don't COME on command!"

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"the power of another world" appears to be a door opener remote...?

OH, it's the robot. Um. Okay.

#Monsterdon

Martian: "I will show you wonders you have never seen before."

Kid: . o O ("Am I going to have sex?")

#Monsterdon

i think the prof is volunteering as tribute. #monsterdon

@Ranjit My new screen background #monsterdon

she does love to make an entrance tho

#monsterdon

"It amuses me to watch your puny ... efforts"

*all the men in the room glance down*

#monsterdon

GAH! MORE LAMP STICKERS! 💢

#monsterdon

Mars women have amazing eyelashes!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

So far, the "power of another world" is a garage door opener and a flamethrower.

#Monsterdon

she doesn't need hypnosis. you're gonna do whatever she says. look at her

#monsterdon

WHOAH WAIT THIS IS NOT HELLRAISER #monsterdon

@jonny relatable

#monsterdon

"I'll kill you last."

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I bet that tray at the bottom of his chest dispenses cigarettes. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

That kid is all of us! well, 50%?... #MonsterDon

"Who are you? Where do you come from?"

"You ask a lot of questions..."

Lady you just answered 20 of them in the Inn

#monsterdon

She's going to enjoy this...
#monsterdon

this robot could solve the landfill problem, but he's just zapping barns n whatever, such a shame

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

At the risk of making another risque joke, this devil girl's box packs quite a punch.

#Monsterdon

The wiggly light strip in the robot's weapon is killing me

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai TIL robot sonar sounds like tympani

#Monsterdon

The Convict and the Kid, episode 2 A Brush with Death!

#monsterdon

@SRLevine It's kind of perfect

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

love the little elephant toot sound it makes when it fires
#monsterdon

no! i needed that barn! it had all my antique board games in it!

#monsterdon

Mars needed mobile refrigerators to bring them their beer.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon

Robot Roll-Call!

But *why* does the robot need four nipples anyways?

#monsterdon

i love this chonky robot #monsterdon

Smug ass Romulan babe. #Monsterdon

My truck!

#Monsterdon

Damn he's a tall glass of water.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

There would be no flying saucers verified without little boys in pajamas #Monsterdon

Huh, it can send various objects to the garbage collector.

Also, why is it sending out sonar pings?

#monsterdon

Another 1950s robot I just feel sorry for.

I swear robots only got scary in the 70s.

This is a Gort ripoff, isn't it?

Actually Gort was a little scary. Well done Gort.

#monsterdon

*smirks*
*robots*
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

That's a silly robot

#monsterdon

"Overwhelming, am I not?"

#Monsterdon

Well, WE'RE WAITING ...

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Bluedepth Usually we're yelling "why haven't you tried the flamethrower?" by now. But I think this time we should ask "why don't y'all try waiving your Johnsons around instead of the Jamesons". #monsterdon

"Now come, Earth men, watch the power of another world"

[several minutes of shot-reverse-shot while nothing happens]

#Monsterdon

The power of another world is sure taking its time

#monsterdon
#DevilGirlFromMars

Getting some familiar vibes.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

watch the power of another world's hot-dog warmer!

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

...Is it supposed to do something? Try turning it off and then on. #Monsterdon

@ricci he might as well have been shooting blanks! 😜
#monsterdon

Random little kid appears as if this was a sitcom that needed a cute character to boost ratings #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Mr Icky shot all five of those shells. He didn't even wait to see if they would work.

Haha you bonked your head! today you learn the power of Mars!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

It's a different revolver now

#monsterdon

When you threaten people with power beyond their wildest dreams, it's only good manners to give them a behind-the-scenes tour of said power

#Monsterdon

The professor guy and the fancy lady decide to flirt more, with him giving her scotch, which she dislikes; he talks about the great wars of the mid 20th century and the threats of the looming atomic age, where she gives us more backstory about her relationship with the criminal guy that I didn't completely catch.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

conventional weapons don't work, Devil Lady = kaiju also confirmed. #monsterdon

Those were the days, gallons of booze and walk-in fireplaces

#Monsterdon

I don't know if this gun works, I've been shooting blanks for years, if you know what I mean.

#Monsterdon

Mars uses 220V three phase, not your puny 120V half-phase!

#monsterdon

Get Deviled! #devilgirlfrommars #monsterdon

Let *me* handle that gun I am an AMERICAN #Monsterdon