"One of you will come with me. The rest... Will die!"

TONIGHT ON THE BACHELORETTE! #Monsterdon

I love how she came here for men to repopulate Mars and within a half hour of arrival she's like, "My god you're all so annoying I don't even know who to kill first"

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Scientist is offing to be Renfield to Devil Girl.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

this whole movie was just made to invert the whole "men are from mars" saying
wasn't it
#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Professor Turncoat! :blobastonished: #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Why is she going to London tho?

PUNCH THE NUCLEAR REACTOR

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Oooh, he grabbed the remote! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The Robbie The Robot is using active sonar pinging, out of the water. Which makes it sound cute and harmless. Now, all it needs for a bit of primping up is flexible flappity arms make of plenum tubing. Or maybe a Dalek toilet plunger. Eh.

nothing can resist this power! alexa, play "despacito!" #monsterdon

The New Clear Ship! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Nothing can resist this power! <-- Devil Grrl

Hah hah but I can steal your remote control! <-- Mr. Icky

"you will all die" beautiful. do it, ma'am. #monsterdon

Yoink!! #monsterdon

The Devil Girl has some great facial expressions, this is some good acting, Actually

#monsterdon

Well this is a shot right out of a Dracula movie. Devil Girl from Planet Transylvania.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Now HE has the wobbly stick! The tables have turned!

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"He is returning with me to mars to have endless sex, until he dies of it"
#monsterdon

"can't you guess?"
no, she hasn't read the script.
#monsterdon

Doris: I hid him upstairs.
Devil Girl: Nice

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I've got some man-stuff to do
Gotta go...
#monsterdon

but if the child has escaped, why is he honouring the deal?

#monsterdon

Instead of any kind of scientifical solution, let's hit it really hard

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Ellen, you can do *much* better than Michael

#Monsterdon

Ugh! He collects saliva! I don't want him after all!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"We met two hours ago, it's TWUE WOVE" #Monsterdon

because Devil Girl > tomato juice grl #monsterdon

"self replicating atomic pile" is a real vibe
#monsterdon

Professor, what did you see in there?

Well she talked a lot of science stuff that I didn't understand so we got to blow it up

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

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why do we always immediately go to 'we have to destroy it' would repopulating Mars be so bad?

"Because I love him"

Waaaaaiitttttt.......

#monsterdon

that was a pretty impressive stair-fight #monsterdon

Maybe STDs will kill the Martians like bacteria killed The War of the World Martians. #monsterdon

Ah here we go, "Heroic sacrifice plot"

#monsterdon

Doris has been keeping men in the attic larder

#monsterdon

PUNCH THE REACTOR. YES. #monsterdon

where is the Devil Girl?

#monsterdon

a...globular of energy? #monsterdon

"This source of power is small"

"Incredibly small!"

"I wonder if it would fit in my ..."

#monsterdon

@arrjay Actually, yes! And it's a fascinating story:

https://tinyurl.com/4fdrt37m

#monsterdon

why are they fighting?
aren't they both simps for the hot devil lady?
or are they fighting over who's the number one fan?
#monsterdon

The original Star Trek had more believable fist fights.

#Monsterdon

Albert/Robert leaps out of the room to hug Michael!

#Monsterdon

Quick! They're wrestling! Get the Aztec mummy!

#Monsterdon

That was a fighting hug!

#monsterdon

First rule of Fight Club!

All fights must have xylophones!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Something's happened!"

In this movie? Doubt. #Monsterdon

Why are these men fighting?

#monsterdon

@moira though I'm pretty sure The Great and Powerful Oz has too much dramatic flair to be caught dead in this movie

#Monsterdon

"something's happened" he has also - finally - read the script. #monsterdon

I miss the robot. I wish he'd come back and fight a scottish mummy.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

aw crap he came back

#Monsterdon

we are all the slaves of the great and powerful oz

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@blogdiva the terrans are so drab, ugh.... #monsterdon

@srol I am trying to reconcile the phenomenal Martian super science with "why did you land here?" "it was an accident. We didn't understand how your atmosphere works." #monsterdon

'we are all the slaves of a great and powerful civilization" IKEA. #monsterdon

"We are all the slaves of a great and powerful civilization... Burma-Shave." #Monsterdon

@brooke she went all blurry, hope this helps

#monsterdon

The Professor wanders out, asking why the #DevilGirlFromMars would kidnap the child (answer: she thinks the child is free from the stupid emotions of the other earth people, suggesting that martian children are perhaps very placid).

Figuring out that being locked in a Martian sex dungeon might not be too bad, the astronomer offers to trade himself for the child and serve his new space dominatrix willingly. #monsterdon

I bet the robot is doing something cool rn

#monsterdon

Twenty minutes left, still time for a plot to spontaneously materialize from the fourth dimension.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

but yknow what, there are probably a bunch of OTHER hot martian women who aren't her. so I still want to go.

#monsterdon

Why not just grab all the men and go?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Tell me, Charlie, how was the chocolate factory?

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

For all her monologues, Naya seems a bit slow to realize she has all the leverage here #monsterdon

[flatly] oh, Tommy is back, thank goodness

#Monsterdon

SHE MADE THE TRADE!?

I will never understand what people find attractive in dudes. #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok I loved the screencap on @ryan 's owncast, "Compassionate music playing" as the reporter goes alone to the spaceship. #DevilGirlFromMars #Monsterdon

Ladies got a robot. Why isn't she sending that to answer the door

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

wait a minute, she said mars is low on men, but has she ever explicitly told these guys that she wants to bring some breeders home?

#monsterdon

children are famously unemotional

#monsterdon

as a US-ian, someone please kill the American journalist.

#Monsterdon

YOUR STUPID MINDS, STUPID STUPID!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"What is it?"

I've come to submit myself for spanking. #Monsterdon

They are all blackout drunk so the Devil Girl looks blurry to them. Damn English.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Nyah really picked the wrong place to land.

#Monsterdon

wow she can literally play 4D chess

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"She's going all blurry" That's just the shrooms kicking in. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Taweret i thought my bitrate was dropping #monsterdon

please, Devil Girl, evaporate the newsman. #monsterdon

Peg the Journalist, then sissify him.

FOR MARS!

#monsterdon

stares

"COME."

#monsterdon

You know what this movie needs? That’s right, more pegging. On the moors. #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

DEVIL TRIVIA FROM MARS

Luckily, Patricia Laffan was able to continue to get work. She even appeared in Quo Vadis!

A biography of her came out in 2021:
Devil Girl Remembered.

#DevilGirlFromMars

"We must have sinned something terrible"

"Well then up for some more sin?"

#monsterdon

Electricity has failed to stop the Devil Girl, and Gun previously failed to stop the Devil Girl. There are hardly any 50s resolutions left

#Monsterdon

More slow boring Monsterdon movies could use a tall statuesque dominatrix walking about arching her eyebrows at the rest of the dull cast.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

They're going to splash her with salt water and watch her dissolve aren't they. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Look she's going all blurry!"

"How is she controlling the camera?"

#monsterdon

I did like the professor nudging his way past the alien like "Well, I'm just gonna hit the bar." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I think there was a Steve Miller song about this

She censored herself!
#monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

Yes, but how does it work?

<5 minutes later>

I have no clue

#monsterdon

She is SO mean. You know, in a sexy way. #Monsterdon

"They're coming! The professor's coming first!"

#Monsterdon

Electricity play, wow, this film!

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"You fools" delivered convincingly, yes, they are fools

#monsterdon

"it's so cool, but it's also quite hot."

"Yes we were planning to open a nightclub here to compete with the terrible, failing hotel."

#monsterdon

"Semantics" is a unit of measurement now?

#monsterdon

Just how many ominous timpani drums does it take to run a spaceship?

#monsterdon