We should have used #MonsterDom for our hashtag for this movie

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Devil Grrl is totally an open book, whatever else you want to say about her she is informative

“You talk like a primitive savage!” Oof! Problematic word choice Devil Girl. Do better!

#devilgirlfrommars #monsterdon

Ma'am, that's an implosion.

#monsterdon

...That's not how nuclear power works. That's not how ANYTHING works. #Monsterdon

The professor bravely sacrificing himself to be the latex lady's sex slave #monsterdon

It produces semantics? Is this gonna be another translation tissue situation? #Monsterdon

Why sonar pings?!?!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Such powers of heat dissipation as you have never dreamed existed

#Monsterdon

I swear that old man is far too eager to be at her mercy

#monsterdon

Over 6,000 SEMANTICS?!?!?!?

How many grammars does it do?

#monsterdon

she keeps saying "come!"

#monsterdon

She commanded him to, er, uh, come? #Monsterdon

"I don't COME on command!"

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"the power of another world" appears to be a door opener remote...?

OH, it's the robot. Um. Okay.

#Monsterdon

Martian: "I will show you wonders you have never seen before."

Kid: . o O ("Am I going to have sex?")

#Monsterdon

i think the prof is volunteering as tribute. #monsterdon

@Ranjit My new screen background #monsterdon

she does love to make an entrance tho

#monsterdon

"you can't play your tricks on me!"
Is immediately tricked

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"It amuses me to watch your puny ... efforts"

*all the men in the room glance down*

#monsterdon

GAH! MORE LAMP STICKERS! 💢

#monsterdon

Mars women have amazing eyelashes!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

So far, the "power of another world" is a garage door opener and a flamethrower.

#Monsterdon

she doesn't need hypnosis. you're gonna do whatever she says. look at her

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

'Now he’s Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson.'

WHOAH WAIT THIS IS NOT HELLRAISER #monsterdon

@jonny relatable

#monsterdon

"I'll kill you last."

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I bet that tray at the bottom of his chest dispenses cigarettes. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

That kid is all of us! well, 50%?... #MonsterDon

"Who are you? Where do you come from?"

"You ask a lot of questions..."

Lady you just answered 20 of them in the Inn

#monsterdon

She's going to enjoy this...
#monsterdon

this robot could solve the landfill problem, but he's just zapping barns n whatever, such a shame

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

At the risk of making another risque joke, this devil girl's box packs quite a punch.

#Monsterdon

The wiggly light strip in the robot's weapon is killing me

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai TIL robot sonar sounds like tympani

#Monsterdon

The Convict and the Kid, episode 2 A Brush with Death!

#monsterdon

@SRLevine It's kind of perfect

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

love the little elephant toot sound it makes when it fires
#monsterdon

no! i needed that barn! it had all my antique board games in it!

#monsterdon

Mars needed mobile refrigerators to bring them their beer.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon

Robot Roll-Call!

But *why* does the robot need four nipples anyways?

#monsterdon

i love this chonky robot #monsterdon

Smug ass Romulan babe. #Monsterdon

My truck!

#Monsterdon

Damn he's a tall glass of water.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

There would be no flying saucers verified without little boys in pajamas #Monsterdon

Huh, it can send various objects to the garbage collector.

Also, why is it sending out sonar pings?

#monsterdon

Another 1950s robot I just feel sorry for.

I swear robots only got scary in the 70s.

This is a Gort ripoff, isn't it?

Actually Gort was a little scary. Well done Gort.

#monsterdon

*smirks*
*robots*
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

That's a silly robot

#monsterdon

"Overwhelming, am I not?"

#Monsterdon

Well, WE'RE WAITING ...

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Bluedepth Usually we're yelling "why haven't you tried the flamethrower?" by now. But I think this time we should ask "why don't y'all try waiving your Johnsons around instead of the Jamesons". #monsterdon

"Now come, Earth men, watch the power of another world"

[several minutes of shot-reverse-shot while nothing happens]

#Monsterdon

The power of another world is sure taking its time

#monsterdon
#DevilGirlFromMars

Getting some familiar vibes.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

watch the power of another world's hot-dog warmer!

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

...Is it supposed to do something? Try turning it off and then on. #Monsterdon

@ricci he might as well have been shooting blanks! 😜
#monsterdon

Random little kid appears as if this was a sitcom that needed a cute character to boost ratings #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Mr Icky shot all five of those shells. He didn't even wait to see if they would work.

Haha you bonked your head! today you learn the power of Mars!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

It's a different revolver now

#monsterdon

When you threaten people with power beyond their wildest dreams, it's only good manners to give them a behind-the-scenes tour of said power

#Monsterdon

You humans, you’re stupid, stupid, stupid!

#plan9FromOuterSpace
#monsterdon

The professor guy and the fancy lady decide to flirt more, with him giving her scotch, which she dislikes; he talks about the great wars of the mid 20th century and the threats of the looming atomic age, where she gives us more backstory about her relationship with the criminal guy that I didn't completely catch.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

She DOES have nice legs

#monsterdon

conventional weapons don't work, Devil Lady = kaiju also confirmed. #monsterdon

Those were the days, gallons of booze and walk-in fireplaces

#Monsterdon

I don't know if this gun works, I've been shooting blanks for years, if you know what I mean.

#Monsterdon

Mars uses 220V three phase, not your puny 120V half-phase!

#monsterdon

Devil Girl knows how to make an entrance. Martian girls have rizz.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Get Deviled! #devilgirlfrommars #monsterdon

Let *me* handle that gun I am an AMERICAN #Monsterdon

...Chief, the PHONE didn't work, what makes you think the ancient gun will? #Monsterdon

"I believe what my brain tells me to believe" #monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai repeatedly

https://xkcd.com/242/

#Monsterdon

Oh, YES, give the asshole a firearm. GREAT IDEA, MOVIE! :blobcatgooglytrash:

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Oh no the Professor has Head Bonked the Invisible Wall!

director: so the movie is about this statuesque dominatrix all dressed in black latex who comes to earth from mars-

studio exec: we don't make porn films

director: no no, it's not like that!

studio exec: okay go on

director: anyway, the dominatrix wants to kidnap all the men for sex-

#monsterdon

He only just had the best sex of his 70-odd winters
#monsterdon

Lmao she just looked directly into the camera while he was droning on, like she's on the fuckin Office

#Monsterdon

@brooke "I tested it with my FACE"

#monsterdon

I was really hoping we'd get to see the Professor mime hitting an invisible wall, that would've been Monsterdon GOLD

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon I'm gonna get super strong so alien women will abduct me

ugh Michael is rapidly becoming exponentially more annoying

#Monsterdon

@brooke https://xkcd.com/242/
#monsterdon

That triangular wall is giving me anxiety.

#monsterdon

"letting my hair down"
and your accent sir. pick one. #monsterdon

@wohali they've seen a visitor from another planet and all they can talk about is their personal drama #monsterdon

Honestly, DevilGirl should just approach the women quiet-like and ask for a list of men that they are free to take.

I can think of several. We could fool her into thinking they are prime specimens. She can pick equally from billionaires and politicians

#Monsterdon

Yeah Michael, you're an alcoholic, not a scholar or a poet

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Smoking and drinking a plenty, but I feel like we are in for another movie with low coffee content.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#Monsterdon tell a scientist you made an invisible force field outside and he IMMEDIATELY goes out trying to find it

"It is an acquired taste. And I've acquired it."

*gag*

#Monsterdon