That was actually not as bad as I expected, some things happened and there were some good costumes and surprisingly OK special effects

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Horniest Monsterdon ever?

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remember when she got blurry? good times

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Drinks on the house!

-fin

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#monsterdon Christ, that was convenient. Not even any collateral damage even. Just up up and... How did they have a phone? Isn't the nearest phone seven miles away? Aw, whatever man. It's over now. There's the perfunctory end. They quite simply ran out of film.

And the radioactive fallout devastates all of Scotland #Monsterdon

LOL THE END OF COURSE

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so they killed off the only character anyone character about

the end

ty for joining, everyone!

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@Lazarou I wasn't paying a ton of attention but it didn't look like an atomic explosion 🤷

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Well, it was a nice explosion for a lame movie
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So he was a killer after all along! #Monsterdon

An actual happy ending. #Monsterdon

.......sure. #monsterdon

We'll all have a drink! Even the boy!

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i like how they don't show how he managed to pull that off. nice explosion though! #monsterdon

Well, Albert/Robert saved the day, and the explosion gets to fuck off into space.

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Cool-looking explosion!!

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L8r suckas
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Ok. That was a pretty cool explosion effect.

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and now everyone in the inn is going to die from the nuclear fallout 👍

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wow: that explosion may be the single best effect in this movie
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It happens sometimes. Spaceships just explode. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon MONSTER BOMB

So ... the ship was really space popcorn?

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nice paint-in-water practical effect for the explosion.

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WHAT #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

The Devil Girl cometh, will you cometh for her?
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She's got the sauna all ready to go #Monsterdon

#monsterdon And there it goes, the spinning Thai Hotpot... back to Mars. Fine. Maybe it'll retract it's landing gear that looks like poop.

Beyblades go!

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oops, looks like he didn't punch hard enough. #monsterdon

“…oh diddly dee, it's a subservient's life for me!"

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WE GET ROTATION! #monsterdon

So many of these strange conversations where they each stare off in some different direction. #monsterdon

Michael's strut through the door, pause, and then goofy start into a "run" was very silly I liked it a lot

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#monsterdon The Devil Woman from Mars is the perfect recipient of The Rabbit sex toy. Just leave D-cells like Reese Pieces back to her ship, where she buzzes and moans until she takes off, her bloodthirsty murder ship just can't take the sweet afternoon delight and she just fuckers back to Mars…

The ship has its very own sauna!

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Steam’s working. We’re good to go. #Monsterdon

"Look, Romulus isn't _all_ desert, there are nice parts..."

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#monsterdon
'…as simply as I can:

A latex-clad lady from Mars
Kept us all in this quaintest of bars
….'

@ohiofi and none of the women WANT THEM TO GO

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So now Devil Girl is a vampire?

Of my own free will...

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@CactuarJoe and not in a good way! #Monsterdon

seems like we could've saved ourselves a lot of grief by just doing what the Devil Girl says. and some of y'all would've got to go to mars which sounds cool

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honestly the convict and the bar maid have 2000x times the chemistry of the other two

and it's still barely on the metre

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C'mon, just take one of the women and do a Thelma & Louise across Britain, and then take the entirety of existing inherited male peers back to Mars. BOOM! much better movie right there

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I'm scared. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. <-- um, right - none of us have been visited by Devil Grrrl via her hubcap spaceship containing that silly robot.

We're going to die? I'm scared, I've never died before. What's it like?

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"The Martian Lady didn't really mean it, 's fine! We'll be FINE!" #monsterdon

@lytta @Taweret every time she says anything i just go "damn i sure would like to do what you say" #monsterdon

It's cute how they're all assuming that they'll get to decide who goes

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@Taweret personally i am doing a LOT of considering doing what the martian lady says

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"But Albert I'm scared, nothing like this has ever happened to me before"

The brightest bulb in the pack, our Doris

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The model lady is just jealous because Devil Girl is absolutely killing it striking poses and squinting like an icon #Monsterdon

Wait, why not just send the convict?

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"It had to happen to us, sometime"

Being invaded by Mars you mean, yes?

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"...what about Albert?"
“The Prince? Oh, he’ll be fine in his can." :bender_dance:

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have we considered just doing what the martian lady says?

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drawing cards instead of straws is surprisingly novel, I've never seen that before

this movie doesn't lack for redeeming qualities but they would shine much brighter in a movie with more of a plot

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OH MY GOD, HIGH STAKES HIGH-CARD, LOW-CARD #monsterdon

"Hasn't it occurred to you I might have ulterior motives for wanting to go? I find the idea of all that martian pussy intriguing! And I have a breeding fetish! It's perfect for me!"

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are all these dudes about to try and volunteer as tribute? this is the dumbest argument i've ever seen, and i've seen like a year and a half of #monsterdon

I wish they'd just lean into the soap and have the Devil Girl make them all fight to the death for her #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie I felt violated #monsterdon

i know they're going to destroy the UFO and the Devil Woman at the last minute and i'm very sad about it

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you're an asshole, I'm a simpleton. Michael, isn't it marvelous to be in love?

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look if you can punch the alien out of somebody surely you can punch the nuclear out of the reactor

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@Violinknitter innit? #monsterdon

@combatwombat @Violinknitter This is the face of a woman whose rubber underwear is giving here a wedgie.

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Guys, I *do not care about your romance.* #Monsterdon

Michael is not very psyched about a beautiful woman with a ravishing suit falling hopelessly in love with him

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Oh dear fuck I want this Journalist character dead and the Tomato Juice lady free of his grip

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Maybe the real love is the devil girl and her badass robot after all

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Why Devil Martian Girl, why d you keep this sad back and forth from your ship to the pub? Just kill them already, please, and let us see the x-rated part of this movie
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26?
all those years?

making me ancient over here 💀
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Oh good the people I don't care about are talking more

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I hope Nyah is just trolling the people by making them freak out while they try to guess who's going to be kept alive

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Yeah yeah, everyone will die, I know already

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@Newpa_Hasai @Taweret a locked room play!

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Take Tomato Juice Lady! Take Tomato Juice Lady! She already has a nicely tailored suit

@Taweret@octodon.social I guess the invisible wall is still up?

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She doesn't have to kidnap anyone.

Just go to London and announce that you're looking for men who want to have sex with Martian women.

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why are we still hanging around here, again?

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"One of you will come with me. The rest... Will die!"

TONIGHT ON THE BACHELORETTE! #Monsterdon

I love how she came here for men to repopulate Mars and within a half hour of arrival she's like, "My god you're all so annoying I don't even know who to kill first"

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Scientist is offing to be Renfield to Devil Girl.

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this whole movie was just made to invert the whole "men are from mars" saying
wasn't it
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Professor Turncoat! :blobastonished: #Monsterdon

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Why is she going to London tho?

PUNCH THE NUCLEAR REACTOR

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Oooh, he grabbed the remote! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The Robbie The Robot is using active sonar pinging, out of the water. Which makes it sound cute and harmless. Now, all it needs for a bit of primping up is flexible flappity arms make of plenum tubing. Or maybe a Dalek toilet plunger. Eh.

nothing can resist this power! alexa, play "despacito!" #monsterdon

The New Clear Ship! #monsterdon

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Nothing can resist this power! <-- Devil Grrl

Hah hah but I can steal your remote control! <-- Mr. Icky

"you will all die" beautiful. do it, ma'am. #monsterdon

Yoink!! #monsterdon

The Devil Girl has some great facial expressions, this is some good acting, Actually

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Well this is a shot right out of a Dracula movie. Devil Girl from Planet Transylvania.
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Now HE has the wobbly stick! The tables have turned!

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