Not seen a movie where the ending was the climax.

#monsterdon

@SordidAmok Yep really! https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0183764/

I think she might have looked a little older because of the suit, but I dunno, I'm really bad at estimating people's ages.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon now THATS what I call monsterdon 2025

This is the second British sci-fi film we've watched in this format where everyone just hangs around a pub and talks about what's going on.

I want all movies to be in that format from now on.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *kerboom*

interesting, i wonder how they did that explosion effect

kinda looks like paint poured into clear oil shot from below or something?

I was hoping for more fetishwear, but I guess I'll have to take what I can get. Tall, angular women draped in PVC and wearing dental dams for capes, and condoms for caps.

Thanks @Taweret and to #monsterdon folks in general for voting for this stinker. We love you all, even if you're slowly ruining my life.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

KABOOM!

Albert the fugitive done blowed up the Martian Mistress's ship I guess I dunno.

THE END

Sad ending I for one would've welcomed the Martian Mistress and JohnnyBot overlords. The least the could've done is to make getting to the implausibly critical vulnerability take some, y'know, EFFORT

Still #Monsterdon is like pizza, even when it's bad it's good. Thanks again @Taweret !

Not really a very sci-fi film. She could have said she was from France or something and it work about the same. #Monsterdon

All I'm saying is I will happily serve & help populate Mars.

Say less, Mistress.

#Monsterdon

It was just such a sitcom episode ending. #monsterdon

Maybe spaceships are supposed to do that you don't know

#Monsterdon

Thanks @Taweret@octodon.social and #monsterdon folk!

As sci-fi goes, this failed.

But as fetish films go…

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.

#Monsterdon

That movie was not good. But it was at least somewhere within sight of OK and for that it gets a cautious "meh". G'night all!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

So, he was able to blow up the warp core, how? By punching it?
#Monsterdon

why would Albert even do that, he was going to get the most laid anyone has been but nooo had to explode the ship

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

That was actually not as bad as I expected, some things happened and there were some good costumes and surprisingly OK special effects

#monsterdon #monsterdone

Horniest Monsterdon ever?

#devilgirlfrommars #monsterdon

remember when she got blurry? good times

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Drinks on the house!

-fin

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

And the radioactive fallout devastates all of Scotland #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Christ, that was convenient. Not even any collateral damage even. Just up up and... How did they have a phone? Isn't the nearest phone seven miles away? Aw, whatever man. It's over now. There's the perfunctory end. They quite simply ran out of film.

LOL THE END OF COURSE

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so they killed off the only character anyone character about

the end

ty for joining, everyone!

#monsterdon

@Lazarou I wasn't paying a ton of attention but it didn't look like an atomic explosion 🤷

#Monsterdon

Well, it was a nice explosion for a lame movie
#monsterdon

So he was a killer after all along! #Monsterdon

An actual happy ending. #Monsterdon

.......sure. #monsterdon

We'll all have a drink! Even the boy!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

i like how they don't show how he managed to pull that off. nice explosion though! #monsterdon

Well, Albert/Robert saved the day, and the explosion gets to fuck off into space.

#Monsterdon

Cool-looking explosion!!

#Monsterdon

L8r suckas
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Ok. That was a pretty cool explosion effect.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

and now everyone in the inn is going to die from the nuclear fallout 👍

#monsterdon

wow: that explosion may be the single best effect in this movie
#monsterdon

It happens sometimes. Spaceships just explode. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon MONSTER BOMB

So ... the ship was really space popcorn?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

nice paint-in-water practical effect for the explosion.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

WHAT #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

The Devil Girl cometh, will you cometh for her?
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

She's got the sauna all ready to go #Monsterdon

#monsterdon And there it goes, the spinning Thai Hotpot... back to Mars. Fine. Maybe it'll retract it's landing gear that looks like poop.

Beyblades go!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

oops, looks like he didn't punch hard enough. #monsterdon

“…oh diddly dee, it's a subservient's life for me!"

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

WE GET ROTATION! #monsterdon

So many of these strange conversations where they each stare off in some different direction. #monsterdon

Michael's strut through the door, pause, and then goofy start into a "run" was very silly I liked it a lot

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The Devil Woman from Mars is the perfect recipient of The Rabbit sex toy. Just leave D-cells like Reese Pieces back to her ship, where she buzzes and moans until she takes off, her bloodthirsty murder ship just can't take the sweet afternoon delight and she just fuckers back to Mars…

The ship has its very own sauna!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Steam’s working. We’re good to go. #Monsterdon

"Look, Romulus isn't _all_ desert, there are nice parts..."

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon
'…as simply as I can:

A latex-clad lady from Mars
Kept us all in this quaintest of bars
….'

@ohiofi and none of the women WANT THEM TO GO

#Monsterdon

So now Devil Girl is a vampire?

Of my own free will...

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe and not in a good way! #Monsterdon

seems like we could've saved ourselves a lot of grief by just doing what the Devil Girl says. and some of y'all would've got to go to mars which sounds cool

#monsterdon

honestly the convict and the bar maid have 2000x times the chemistry of the other two

and it's still barely on the metre

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

C'mon, just take one of the women and do a Thelma & Louise across Britain, and then take the entirety of existing inherited male peers back to Mars. BOOM! much better movie right there

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

I'm scared. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. <-- um, right - none of us have been visited by Devil Grrrl via her hubcap spaceship containing that silly robot.

We're going to die? I'm scared, I've never died before. What's it like?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"The Martian Lady didn't really mean it, 's fine! We'll be FINE!" #monsterdon

@lytta @Taweret every time she says anything i just go "damn i sure would like to do what you say" #monsterdon

It's cute how they're all assuming that they'll get to decide who goes

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Taweret personally i am doing a LOT of considering doing what the martian lady says

#monsterdon

"But Albert I'm scared, nothing like this has ever happened to me before"

The brightest bulb in the pack, our Doris

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

The model lady is just jealous because Devil Girl is absolutely killing it striking poses and squinting like an icon #Monsterdon

Wait, why not just send the convict?

#monsterdon

"It had to happen to us, sometime"

Being invaded by Mars you mean, yes?

#monsterdon

"...what about Albert?"
“The Prince? Oh, he’ll be fine in his can." :bender_dance:

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

have we considered just doing what the martian lady says?

#monsterdon

drawing cards instead of straws is surprisingly novel, I've never seen that before

this movie doesn't lack for redeeming qualities but they would shine much brighter in a movie with more of a plot

#Monsterdon

OH MY GOD, HIGH STAKES HIGH-CARD, LOW-CARD #monsterdon

"Hasn't it occurred to you I might have ulterior motives for wanting to go? I find the idea of all that martian pussy intriguing! And I have a breeding fetish! It's perfect for me!"

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

are all these dudes about to try and volunteer as tribute? this is the dumbest argument i've ever seen, and i've seen like a year and a half of #monsterdon

I wish they'd just lean into the soap and have the Devil Girl make them all fight to the death for her #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie I felt violated #monsterdon

i know they're going to destroy the UFO and the Devil Woman at the last minute and i'm very sad about it

#monsterdon

you're an asshole, I'm a simpleton. Michael, isn't it marvelous to be in love?

#Monsterdon

look if you can punch the alien out of somebody surely you can punch the nuclear out of the reactor

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Violinknitter innit? #monsterdon

@combatwombat @Violinknitter This is the face of a woman whose rubber underwear is giving here a wedgie.

#monsterdon

Guys, I *do not care about your romance.* #Monsterdon

Michael is not very psyched about a beautiful woman with a ravishing suit falling hopelessly in love with him

#Monsterdon

Oh dear fuck I want this Journalist character dead and the Tomato Juice lady free of his grip

#monsterdon

Maybe the real love is the devil girl and her badass robot after all

#monsterdon

Why Devil Martian Girl, why d you keep this sad back and forth from your ship to the pub? Just kill them already, please, and let us see the x-rated part of this movie
#monsterdon

26?
all those years?

making me ancient over here 💀
#monsterdon

Oh good the people I don't care about are talking more

#monsterdon

I hope Nyah is just trolling the people by making them freak out while they try to guess who's going to be kept alive

#Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, everyone will die, I know already

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai @Taweret a locked room play!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Take Tomato Juice Lady! Take Tomato Juice Lady! She already has a nicely tailored suit

@Taweret@octodon.social I guess the invisible wall is still up?

#monsterdon

She doesn't have to kidnap anyone.

Just go to London and announce that you're looking for men who want to have sex with Martian women.

#Monsterdon

why are we still hanging around here, again?

#monsterdon

"One of you will come with me. The rest... Will die!"

TONIGHT ON THE BACHELORETTE! #Monsterdon