C'mon, just take one of the women and do a Thelma & Louise across Britain, and then take the entirety of existing inherited male peers back to Mars. BOOM! much better movie right there
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I'm scared. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. <-- um, right - none of us have been visited by Devil Grrrl via her hubcap spaceship containing that silly robot.
We're going to die? I'm scared, I've never died before. What's it like?
@lytta @Taweret every time she says anything i just go "damn i sure would like to do what you say" #monsterdon
It's cute how they're all assuming that they'll get to decide who goes
@Taweret personally i am doing a LOT of considering doing what the martian lady says
"But Albert I'm scared, nothing like this has ever happened to me before"
The brightest bulb in the pack, our Doris
The model lady is just jealous because Devil Girl is absolutely killing it striking poses and squinting like an icon #Monsterdon
Wait, why not just send the convict?
"...what about Albert?"
“The Prince? Oh, he’ll be fine in his can." :bender_dance:
have we considered just doing what the martian lady says?
drawing cards instead of straws is surprisingly novel, I've never seen that before
this movie doesn't lack for redeeming qualities but they would shine much brighter in a movie with more of a plot
OH MY GOD, HIGH STAKES HIGH-CARD, LOW-CARD #monsterdon
"Hasn't it occurred to you I might have ulterior motives for wanting to go? I find the idea of all that martian pussy intriguing! And I have a breeding fetish! It's perfect for me!"
are all these dudes about to try and volunteer as tribute? this is the dumbest argument i've ever seen, and i've seen like a year and a half of #monsterdon
I wish they'd just lean into the soap and have the Devil Girl make them all fight to the death for her #Monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie I felt violated #monsterdon
i know they're going to destroy the UFO and the Devil Woman at the last minute and i'm very sad about it
you're an asshole, I'm a simpleton. Michael, isn't it marvelous to be in love?
look if you can punch the alien out of somebody surely you can punch the nuclear out of the reactor
@Violinknitter innit? #monsterdon
@combatwombat @Violinknitter This is the face of a woman whose rubber underwear is giving here a wedgie.
Michael is not very psyched about a beautiful woman with a ravishing suit falling hopelessly in love with him
Maybe the real love is the devil girl and her badass robot after all
Why Devil Martian Girl, why d you keep this sad back and forth from your ship to the pub? Just kill them already, please, and let us see the x-rated part of this movie
#monsterdon
26?
all those years?
making me ancient over here 💀
#monsterdon
I hope Nyah is just trolling the people by making them freak out while they try to guess who's going to be kept alive
Yeah yeah, everyone will die, I know already
@Newpa_Hasai @Taweret a locked room play!
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Take Tomato Juice Lady! Take Tomato Juice Lady! She already has a nicely tailored suit
@Taweret@octodon.social I guess the invisible wall is still up?
She doesn't have to kidnap anyone.
Just go to London and announce that you're looking for men who want to have sex with Martian women.
why are we still hanging around here, again?
"One of you will come with me. The rest... Will die!"
TONIGHT ON THE BACHELORETTE! #Monsterdon
I love how she came here for men to repopulate Mars and within a half hour of arrival she's like, "My god you're all so annoying I don't even know who to kill first"
Scientist is offing to be Renfield to Devil Girl.
this whole movie was just made to invert the whole "men are from mars" saying
wasn't it
#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Professor Turncoat! :blobastonished: #Monsterdon
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Why is she going to London tho?
PUNCH THE NUCLEAR REACTOR
Oooh, he grabbed the remote! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon The Robbie The Robot is using active sonar pinging, out of the water. Which makes it sound cute and harmless. Now, all it needs for a bit of primping up is flexible flappity arms make of plenum tubing. Or maybe a Dalek toilet plunger. Eh.
nothing can resist this power! alexa, play "despacito!" #monsterdon
The New Clear Ship! #monsterdon
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Nothing can resist this power! <-- Devil Grrl
Hah hah but I can steal your remote control! <-- Mr. Icky
Yoink!! #monsterdon
Well this is a shot right out of a Dracula movie. Devil Girl from Planet Transylvania.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Now HE has the wobbly stick! The tables have turned!
"He is returning with me to mars to have endless sex, until he dies of it"
#monsterdon
"can't you guess?"
no, she hasn't read the script.
#monsterdon
Doris: I hid him upstairs.
Devil Girl: Nice
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I've got some man-stuff to do
Gotta go...
#monsterdon
but if the child has escaped, why is he honouring the deal?
Instead of any kind of scientifical solution, let's hit it really hard
Ellen, you can do *much* better than Michael
Ugh! He collects saliva! I don't want him after all!
"We met two hours ago, it's TWUE WOVE" #Monsterdon
because Devil Girl > tomato juice grl #monsterdon
"self replicating atomic pile" is a real vibe
#monsterdon
Professor, what did you see in there?
Well she talked a lot of science stuff that I didn't understand so we got to blow it up
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why do we always immediately go to 'we have to destroy it' would repopulating Mars be so bad?
that was a pretty impressive stair-fight #monsterdon
Maybe STDs will kill the Martians like bacteria killed The War of the World Martians. #monsterdon
Ah here we go, "Heroic sacrifice plot"
Doris has been keeping men in the attic larder
PUNCH THE REACTOR. YES. #monsterdon
a...globular of energy? #monsterdon
where is the Devil Girl?
why are they fighting?
aren't they both simps for the hot devil lady?
or are they fighting over who's the number one fan?
#monsterdon
The original Star Trek had more believable fist fights.
Albert/Robert leaps out of the room to hug Michael!
Quick! They're wrestling! Get the Aztec mummy!
That was a fighting hug!
"Something's happened!"
In this movie? Doubt. #Monsterdon
Why are these men fighting?
@moira though I'm pretty sure The Great and Powerful Oz has too much dramatic flair to be caught dead in this movie
"something's happened" he has also - finally - read the script. #monsterdon
I miss the robot. I wish he'd come back and fight a scottish mummy.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
aw crap he came back
we are all the slaves of the great and powerful oz
@blogdiva the terrans are so drab, ugh.... #monsterdon
@srol I am trying to reconcile the phenomenal Martian super science with "why did you land here?" "it was an accident. We didn't understand how your atmosphere works." #monsterdon
"We are all the slaves of a great and powerful civilization... Burma-Shave." #Monsterdon
The Professor wanders out, asking why the #DevilGirlFromMars would kidnap the child (answer: she thinks the child is free from the stupid emotions of the other earth people, suggesting that martian children are perhaps very placid).
Figuring out that being locked in a Martian sex dungeon might not be too bad, the astronomer offers to trade himself for the child and serve his new space dominatrix willingly. #monsterdon
@brooke she went all blurry, hope this helps
I bet the robot is doing something cool rn
Twenty minutes left, still time for a plot to spontaneously materialize from the fourth dimension.
but yknow what, there are probably a bunch of OTHER hot martian women who aren't her. so I still want to go.
Why not just grab all the men and go?
For all her monologues, Naya seems a bit slow to realize she has all the leverage here #monsterdon
[flatly] oh, Tommy is back, thank goodness
SHE MADE THE TRADE!?
I will never understand what people find attractive in dudes. #Monsterdon
@SordidAmok I loved the screencap on @ryan 's owncast, "Compassionate music playing" as the reporter goes alone to the spaceship. #DevilGirlFromMars #Monsterdon
Ladies got a robot. Why isn't she sending that to answer the door
wait a minute, she said mars is low on men, but has she ever explicitly told these guys that she wants to bring some breeders home?