Apparently this is proper etiquette for meeting someone: make assumptions about their background and don't let them talk

(lol no)

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this hennessey is the reason alistar could fart around for ages on that ship of his

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We're going to be in this inn for the next 50 minutes aren't we? #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Newpa_Hasai It's Scotland. Your choices are Scotch or Gin. Also, apparently, Tomato juice?!?

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just a shooting star, not to worry it's not a meteor #monsterdon

@Infoseepage Since they're irish, we're drinking Redbreast 12. #monsterdon

Keep your hands off my goddamn tomahto juice.

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So much smarm! So fast!

That journalist doesn’t look sleazy at all

And what the heck??? Why is she drinking tomato juice (eww), and why does he care?? #Monsterdon

We have subtitles because they aren't speaking english? (THey're in Scotland....) #MonsterDon

what's this guy got against tomato juice?! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i hate this man already i hope the devil girl stomps him

@SnoopJ J Jamie Jameson

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The Home Office sent me up here to get THIS ASSHOLE out of their hair. #Monsterdon

okayyyyyyeeee are all the principles assembled and adequately characterizeddddddd because we are burning devil girl daylight #monsterdon

"I write a weekly column. You probably read it."

Lucky his head fit through the door.

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almost 15 minutos of movie. Lot ot drinks, no martian.
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will edison be as evil as the real edison #monsterdon

Professor Hennessey? You want a scotch? Surely you'd rather have a cognac?

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For when you must have messages every day. #monsterdon

kill him

please my queen from venus

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@Infoseepage ...green tea

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It wasn't uncommon for U.K. movies post-war to borrow a lead actor from the U.S., very often a somewhat superannuated one. I believe a couple of Professors Quatermass actors were such.

"but from where?" a planet where they don't randomly start chatting up people who are clearly above your weight class in a scottish bar. sir. #monsterdon

this guy is fucking CHARMING
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Lemon Barley Water sticker on the lampshade.

...what?

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"I'm here to mansplain to you!" #monsterdon

the glass on the door, Looks like someone tried to play tic-tac-toe on it.
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@lorgonumputz no matter how many times scottish people explain this to me it still reads like one of those nonsense 'bin twigs are swizzie' sentences psychologists use #monsterdon

The peak of upper class British fashion in the 50s? Are more people going to just keep showing up with more fashion? Can any of them top her suit?
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This is going to be exactly the same as Man From Venus, isn't it?

Everybody will show up at a pub and talk about the action.

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His name is Jamie Jameson? I dinnae ken what this movie's on about

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that's, um, a very bright moon out tonight.... #monsterdon

Think this film deserves an appropriate drink. What are you drinking?

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@OldRustBucket I've gone there already like 100 times! #MOnsterdon

They have an awful lot of staff for an inn that's closed.

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thanks to #monsterdon feed for informing me "albert" murdered his wife, i missed it of course

Scottish Basil Fawlty over here #Monsterdon

Devil Stranger From Jupiter

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#monsterdon Damn bitch okay

Is that the first guy in the moon? #Monsterdon

The rooms are only closed because they didn't want to spend money on the sets. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

wait you're telling me you got bars in this place? have y'also got wolves and cougars?!

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@Taweret Didn't we watch this one in the last year or two? Or what am I mixing it up with?

Feels EXTREMELY familiar.

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#Monsterdon "professor i've been driving since daylight!" dude it's clearly 2 in the afternoon from the shadows

more guests arrive at Oakley Court, er, whatever this pub is #monsterdon

@paco And also he's an escaped convict who killed his ex-wife. #Monsterdon

wait. this is gonna be like stranger from Venus where we never leave this one building, isn't it?

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YOU push on ahead #monsterdon

Jamie Jamieson who drinks scotch. Sacrilege. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Is he supposed to be American? That accent is all over the place. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Taweret a warm and bright pub in the middle of the dark cold moors sounds pretty cozy to me!

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I have great affection for genre pictures that don't, at least at first, don't know what they are….

("From Dusk Till Dawn" comes to mind; I recall "Mad Love" being like that.)

Wait so he's Jamie Jameson?

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#monsterdon okay actually that was a good bit

Corn rigs are Bonnie...

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#monsterdon a patriotic head in the morning? That's one hell of a euphemism if it's what it sounds like

@Violinknitter That's all it took in those days

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Aunty is kinda Cun… you know. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Apparently, you can park where you like at this place.

I started a bit late, but let me see if I understand. He shows up unexpectedly, let in trough the back door. She makes up a cover story for him saying he needs a place to stay and will work for his room and board. He accepts the job on the spot. Then he sidles up to the bar for a drink? #monsterdon

day for night on the old moors

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Uh oh. That guy sounded American. There goes the neighborhood. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@justabean Boiled potatoes, boiled meats... boiled boils? #MonsterDon

"Down the hatch"
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“Extraordinary man!”

How so? He stood at the bar for two minutes and kinda ignored you

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Devil Girl from Mars coming to earth to steal that jacket #monsterdon

Jamie Jameson? Fuck off

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@moira Noticed that look, too? 😂

Well, she is a good looker, after all.

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"And then a drink."

"And then more driving!" 😵

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MORE LAMP STICKERS! :angery:

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#monsterdon I hate when a fish mugs me

a fisherman? no, but the fish apparently caught his wallet... #monsterdon

Igor... bring in the wood for the fire. #monsterdon

"Nice ass, Simpson"

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Is she trying to sell him a suit? #monsterdon

"What are you, a fisherman?"

Classic first thing to say to someone when you meet them

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I like her outfit

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#Monsterdon ooh nice suit miss

Grayworld. For all your gray needs.

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THIS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY "THE SUIT" #monsterdon

She's a real good looker. She's good at looking at things.

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so we got a spooky night on the moors and an escaped prisoner and a mysterious ufo

I mean there's promise here with the premise at least

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see, before basil got there, those stairs only went up, not back down!

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Mr Jamieson has spyholes in that ladies' room, doesn't he? And Mrs Jamieson just lets it happen....

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These two don't seem to get along very well if they're already arguing. He's only been broke out for like 5 minutes.

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If the martian girl is going to get this prisioner guy I see no problem at all.
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#monsterdon horrible fake name imo

Gives you the creeps? Clearly never met Torgo #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

"Let's talk about something else.

So... Read any good books lately? Seen any shows?"

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@justabean nothing, really #Monsterdon

Well, "Albert" is an old flame who married another - and killed her "accidentally". Bit of tension there.

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Hashtag goals?

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I'm always a little nervous when there's live fire on the sets.

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@arrjay Oh whew I thought you were going to say triangle! #MonsterDon

It always ends well when prisoners break out to go mooch off their girlfriend. #monsterdon

"I can't refuse you hospitality" I mean... he's not going to leave a 1 star review on your yelp page or anything #monsterdon

logs by Torgo #monsterdon

i was warned that the music in this punches way above the weight class and like, wow. perfectly situationally responsive with that bassoon or oboe slinky thing for the wood carrying guy #monsterdon