I'm always a little nervous when there's live fire on the sets.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@arrjay Oh whew I thought you were going to say triangle! #MonsterDon

Hashtag goals?

#Monsterdon

It always ends well when prisoners break out to go mooch off their girlfriend. #monsterdon

"I can't refuse you hospitality" I mean... he's not going to leave a 1 star review on your yelp page or anything #monsterdon

logs by Torgo #monsterdon

i was warned that the music in this punches way above the weight class and like, wow. perfectly situationally responsive with that bassoon or oboe slinky thing for the wood carrying guy #monsterdon

"Was it an accident you married her instead of me?!"

🌶️ 🔥 ❤️‍🔥

#Monsterdon

david just looks like he has back pain??? #monsterdon

Are we still in the time of the skinflint Scot stereotype

#Monsterdon

young torgo, ladies and gentlemen

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

and Mrs. Jameson already suspects you two are in cahoots
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

the lampshades are pretty crazy too Mrs Jameson

@davesdogmaggie and of course the convict has a girlfriend. #Monsterdon

Eye gore. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon (somber music)

and the servant Igor. #monsterdon

@amyfou escapee store? #MonsterDon

#monsterdon okay I was ranting what the fuck happened

hey was silver actually ever a practical material to use for eating utensils? #monsterdon

ooh, and the dead ex adds more dimensions to the love tangle. #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie and less than 10 minutes in. #Monsterdon

@trixter It's the scotch talking you mean scots? ... no #Monsterdon

Come on, Doris.

#Monsterdon

“…I'm counting the spoons!"
“So I should steal the forks?"

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Oh boy, Romance™

#Monsterdon

We have a hunchback? Did he run away from a local mad scientist?
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Only the spoons. All other utensils are worthless. #Monsterdon

@eigen guards were watching this movie, and fell asleep

#monsterdon

honey none of us have any spoons left to count

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Imagine having silver spoons... nowadays all I have are stainless steel.

#Monsterdon

But I warn you: I'm counting the spoons!

I don't have any left to deal with the likes of you!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon (tense music)

"i can't refuse you hospitality" that's in the Scottish Citizen contract. #monsterdon

<Listening to accents....>
Why aren't any of these people in Scotland actually Scottish?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Where did he get those nice escapee clothes?

Ma'am, you're gonna have to learn to lie better than that. #Monsterdon

Mrs. Jameson doesn't fuck around.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

they have to pee in advance?

#monsterdon

@lorgonumputz go for the lessers! --dad #MonsterDon

@jonny @lytta Same TBH

#Monsterdon

hey it Is the moors!

#monsterdon

The 1950's, when it was apparently easy to just stroll out of prison and change your name. And then show up at your girlfriend's place of work...

#Monsterdon

In Scotland, escapees announce their name when entering a room.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Well. I'm out" AND I LIED Fuck off! #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

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There are guns on that wall

"If you're thirsty, there's plenty of water in the tap."

"But water won't get me drunk!"

#Monsterdon

escaped from prison but didn't forget to wear a neckerchief, classy guy tbh


#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Wife "Sounds like Marylin Monroe but I know it's not... ahaha #MonsterDon

sir, she took the liberty of bullshitting you. #monsterdon

Albert Simpson!? DOH! #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#Monsterdon Yes, tap on the window. That isn’t suspicious at all

Oooooh, they’re in lurve!!!! 💞

#monsterdon interesting there is a character who is fleeing prison. I just at'd my local library for hosting a talk on "true crime in the Adirondacks" and an escape that happened 10 years ago, meanwhile DOCCS is actively murdering incarcerated people, like Robert Brooks who died on December 9 at the hands of at least 13 staff at Marcy correctional facility

"They let you out?"

Sure, I asked nicely.

GIRL -_-; #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon anonymously, of course

It isn't Robert now, it's Albert!

yeah that'll show 'em!

#monsterdon

she's talking more.

#Monsterdon

Heheheh!

That leaves the forks for me!

#monsterdon

@lytta i'm just so used to tuning out dialogue until something is happening that by the time something happens i have no idea what it is #monsterdon

say what you will about basil, he did some good for the old restaurant

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

are they on the moors? is everything in Scotland the moors? I don't actually know what moors are

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon so my guess is the devil girl helps the prisoner escape, then he thanks her later by funding her earth invasion after he becomes a rich man in australia

#Monsterdon I mean, her name is Jameson but no drink for the Mister?

Ominous tablecloth is ominous

#Monsterdon

Escaped from prison is a good start! #Monsterdon

My #Monsterdon posting doth commence...with:

"Devil Girl from Mars" -- the movie that got got Octavia Butler started, because it was so bad she decided she had to do something about it.

"If you're thirsty, there's plenty of water in the tap"

#Monsterdon

He needs to improve his hitchhiking technique

#monsterdon
#DevilGirlFromMars

@lytta Maybe it means there is nothing going on to pick out

(but srsly, depends on how big the screen is)

#Monsterdon

@ricci that's just how they dress them in england #monsterdon

Scotland? IDK

#monsterdon

This guy's got the start of some Eraserhead hair #Monsterdon

Robert the Albert? Cockney rhyming slang never makes sense to me.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon meanwhile back at Matte Manor

Is that ryan reynolds?

#monsterdon

how do I miss literally everything they say for exposition at the beginning of this sort of movie #monsterdon

@randy_s Well, they're probably wearing kilts so maybe that's kosher #MonsterDon

This feels like the pilot of a reality show where they give two contestants a map and they have to figure out whether they're trying to track down a meteor or a fugitive. #monsterdon

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ruh roh prison escapee alert...

It was a DARK AND STORMY-- oh. It's nice out. Damn. #Monsterdon

A meatier?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That is a proper scuttle

#Monsterdon *and* there's an escaped prisoner? hmm

Bah it probably isn't a meteor it is probably just some Boeing bits #Monsterdon

Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my fair-haired closeup!!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Height: 5 foot 10 inches. Likes: walks on the beach; dislikes: heavy makeup.

That's not what I heard

I heard Robert Juston was at kinda small, frankly

might even say disappointing

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I'm going to need subtitles if the aunt is going to be talking a lot more.

#Monsterdon

ooh, a meteor *and* a prison breakout plot? #monsterdon

"Escaped from prison" Ah yes, that won't matter at all now will it

#monsterdon

"Stay out of the Moors at night."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon (ominous music)

"his description is as follows:" right behind you. #monsterdon

This weeks #monsterdon snuck up on me. Alarm went off, holy crow! Time to get going!

@CactuarJoe Wait omg! Are we watching that movie again? 90% of a movie in a n english bar/hotel...
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Ah yes, Inverness-shire, pip pip cherrio.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

that's another first scene #BechdelPass, two women talking about space and a devil girl #monsterdon

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I don't think these are all real Scottish accents do you?

#Monsterdon Wait, I looked away from the pre credits for a moment and a plane blew up in the meantime???

wow, kids could be in a bar that late. Sure, it was another time...
#monsterdon