we have the state fair's latest gyro ride installation. #monsterdon

@msh We're in Britain, that's a YOU-faux

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@jonny I know, I'm sold, going to Mars

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HELLO HELLO HELLO #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

I kinda like all the noise and how involved the UFO landing is. It's very basic but still spooky.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon Hang on a dang second, the movie brief promised a crash landing. That was a controlled, soft landing, completely level, with fully functional retrorockets! We've been had!

@jonny because they're guests: you always bust out the fancy stuff for guests 😛
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finally a flying saucer! and with "realistic" horrifying engine noises instead of beeps and boops!

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Sure. Let’s watch the ship wind down for 20 minutes. #Monsterdon

It's the Playskool Playsaucer

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

YOU EFF OH!
YOU EFF OH!
YOU EFF OH!

#Monsterdon

The entire house is on fire around him, his clothes are singed and his skin burning and he's still going "Don't you watch TV?!?! Don't you subscribe to blogs?!?! Don't you slamcast your Zune?!?!" #monsterdon

Dang, the winds in the scottish moors are strong. They blew the landing flame sideways.

#monsterdon

Nice flying saucer!!! Fire and smoke too. #Monsterdon

Is the spaceship "patriotic", too? #Monsterdon

Don't forget to keep bouncing around and dodging so the white hot doesn't get you

#Monsterdon

It's a flying bayblade
#monsterdon

extremely interesting landing gear this saucer has

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

No no, don't--- Take your foot off the gas! You're flooding it! Oh geez, yeah, you just blew a gasket, that engine's done. #Monsterdon

YES YES YES INCREDIBLE SAUCER A+ EVERYTHING #monsterdon

Am I imagining THIS light in the sky, you old bastard?

#Monsterdon

Someone actually spent some real time making that disk spin like that. Top marks on no budget at all. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Not a stealthy Martian! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the spaceship looks like an end table.

@amyfou That'd work on m... errr some guys! #MonsterDon

okay an effort was made with the flying saucer. a cheap effort but we've seen worse

#monsterdon

This movie is now letting me down, there has been significantly more action in it than Stranger from Venus

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So that's where my missing rotor went. Grrr. #monsterdon

UFO with stubby legs, excellent #monsterdon

escapee prisoner saved in the nick-o-time by a flying Cuisinart.

#Monsterdon

Those expanding things are the ship's...uhh...landing gear.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

the inchworm legs are a little weird tho'

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Albert saved from distressing questioning by FLYING SAUCER !!

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"Are we exaggerating THAT, Mr. Know-It-All professor?!?!?"

#Monsterdon

Professor got run over by a space ship, hunting down a meteor... what's a holiday in summer celebrated in the UK?

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mm, that was a phallic piece of landing gear. is it possible this movie knows just what it's about? #monsterdon

Less an interplanetary spacecraft and more like something to sharpen knives #Monsterdon

This has to be one of those movies that just blatantly stole entire scenes from other movies lmao #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

Flying saucer incoming. Loudly.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I do not like this journalist. I'm liking the model better just by contrast.

#monsterdon

Well there's your problem. Radiator's flooded.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

This flying saucer looks like something off the underside of my old Volvo.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Imminent arrival of Devil Girl perhaps, just as Albert Simpson’s cover was going to be blown!

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The flying brake rotor makes it's appearance.

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THIS is the landlord's daughter!

#Monsterdon

🛸hell yeah🛸

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

WE HAVE UFO EVERYONE! #monsterdon

Yeah don't you be bad mouthing Nessie?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"What is it?"

Looks like a yoyo stuck to a hubcap. #Monsterdon

the flying saucer has a dick

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#Monsterdon are they shielding their eyes or surrendering?

The flying chandelier has arrived

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dinner with strangers, the real devil girl from mars #monsterdon

#Monsterdon yayyyyyyyyyy alien spaceship finally

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So is Jamie Jameson a negative Scottish stereotype with all the trying to give everyone liquor?

Robert/Albert was saved by the UFO!

#Monsterdon

Scottish people love when you bring up the Loch Ness monster

#Monsterdon

I guess sitting around talking about the action makes sense of your writing a play, but if you're writing a MOVIE maybe try a different format?
#Monsterdon

Isn't that the same UFO from Stranger From Venus?!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

that's a whole big fucking UFO, that is!

#monsterdon

oh and the UFO has horns

#monsterdon Sixteen minutes in and here's our first flying saucer!

SPINNING TOP OF DOOOOM! #monsterdon

Oh yes, run TOWARDS the light and heat. #Monsterdon

Cool ship!

#Monsterdon

Dinner Party From Mars! #Monsterdon

Learning old social cues from before the internet. Serve the guests free drinks to get them to talk and entertain you

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Those Amazon delivery drones sure are noisy.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

FLYING SAUCER YASSSSSSSS

#monsterdon

THE DEVIL GIRL APPROACHES

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jet engine light fixture ahoy!!!

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@trixter apparently so! I don't see anything remotely Martian.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Wow, they're all doing the "right" soup eating way (tilting the bowl away from you)

#monsterdon

#monsterdon It's a tureen of Monkeys Brains! While popular in Cantonese cuisine, not often to be found in WASHINGTON DC! Which is fine, since this is apparenlty Scotland and I'm in the wrong movie! Like anyone noticed!

You probably exaggerated its size. You see, women have trouble with that and men don't. THEY DON'T

#Monsterdon

The sort of effect you know cost half the budget.

It's all downhill from here, y'all. :blobpopcorn:

#monsterdon

"I hope you'll like my Scotch Broth" It's made out of real Scots. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I admire this man's dedication to giving away alcohol #monsterdon

Drinking game, drink anytime someone says "gel"

#monsterdon

another typical #monsterdon move from movies from the 50's, misogy.

…is anyone else noticing some _whacked out_ camera shot/angle-cuts? or am I having a stroke?
#monsterdon

"It's a good thing supper's ready"

Despite myself, I do enjoy the dynamic of this couple. Cliche to be sure, but at least *something* is coming across in this movie

#Monsterdon

wonder if there's scotch in the scotch broth

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why are they eating out of a trophy you would get for winning the ancient grecian olympics #monsterdon

What bet did the good Professor lose to have to travel with such an insufferable overbearing American man? #Monsterdon

So this is just a movie about a cozy old Scottish inn then?

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

you probably imagined you saw something with your pretty lady girl brain.

#Monsterdon

@paco @Infoseepage Shouldn't it be Jameson? (Barfing noises) no no the Scotch... #MonsterDon

Gyroscopes of the Gods!

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Hennessy, Jamieson... is there a theme?

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The cast of characters is assembling. Who will die first?

#Monsterdon

I'll have a scotch too!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I love the wooden pegs as buttons on his coat - I think the Celts invented those?

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Jameson and Hennesey? 🥃 🥃

#Monsterdon you exaggerate like all ladies. 😐

If I took a drink for every time some asshole in a movie told a woman she was imagining something I'd be Scottish. #Monsterdon

Hennesey, Jameson? When the American shows-up will his name be Jack Daniels?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Hi, I'm a newspaper writer, you probably read my articles" is a hell of an aggressive pickup line

#Monsterdon

Reminiscent of New Jersey drones...

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I'm sorry to interrupt but...plot?

#monsterdon