#Monsterdon And now he's just a pair of eyeballs.

I feel like an awful lot of Dr. Who effects people of the era were taking copious notes on these effects shots. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#Monsterdon love in the time of devil girls

RIP Scottish Torgo
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

turning up to the goth club like

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

...and her lungs explode because earth's atmosphere is 97x denser than Mars.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

We are the Kettledrummians from planet Kettledrum! #monsterdon

Capes!!! Rubber capes!!! (Oh, also probably a Martian) #Monsterdon

RADAR NO

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Romulans?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Circling back, the landing gear was... uh... "girthy."

#Monsterdon #Monsterdong

Goodbye, young Torgo, we hardly knew ye

#monsterdon

Poor Dave. Poor, poor Dave. #Monsterdon

oh no she's hot

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

finally someone is stepping out of the spacecraft. And it is female vader.
#monsterdon

I really hope this continues to be a fugitive soap opera and every 15 minutes the camera pans back to the saucer and everyone's like "Oh yeah." #monsterdon

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DEVIL GRRL!

THE DEATH OF ELDERLY RADAR O' REILLY #Monsterdon

It's a trans alien she-woman like

#monsterdon

Oh wow, I already love the Devil Girl. That's how you make an entrance!

#Monsterdon

stone cold killer, cast her in the next John Wick

#monsterdon

aw, not Igor, he seemed nice. #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

Fans of this movie continue to discuss the similarity between the alien and one of the "aliens" in the Flock of Seagulls video for 'I Ran'.

What do you think?

#DevilGirlFromMars

When you visit another planet it's really important that you enter to a kickass soundtrack

#Monsterdon

Run hunchback run!
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Whoops, Torgo about to be tor GOT #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon love the garbage bag cape. London girl will think it chic.

Well now we know why he's limping #CantGetUpInFrontOfTheClass #MonsterDon

YES OUR R/O/M/U/L/A/N/ MARTIAN QUEEN IS HERE

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

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Honestly, Doris, you could do much better than this yay-hoo.

me running out of the inn like "HELLO PLEASE BE MY QUEEN"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars Ladies and Gentlemen, the eldest daughter of Ming the Merciless!

She’s here to findom Scotland. #Monsterdon

Devil Girl! Devil Girl! Devil Girl! Devil Girl!

#monsterdon

Oh, NO. Candystripers from mars!

#monsterdon

this spaceship model looks _pretty dang good_

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon They'll always be looking for me, except here, in this filthy mess of a pantry! Who the hell takes care of these dumps! Mrs. Jameson does, of course she's a drunk old bat screaming about being an innkeeper with closed rooms! But a tureen of mystery English food! Bangers and MAAAASH

She's a ROMULAN #Monsterdon

Our devil woman arrives at 24 minutes

#monsterdon

Need more Cylons.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Does this count for "icky romance?"

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

I LOVE HER! (oh sorry did I say that out loud) #MonsterDon

24 minutes! We have DEVIL GIRL!
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

They're talking about how he's scared. Not scared of martians or devil girls or aliens. Scared about being found out.

Dude, there's a FUCKING UFO parked in the front yard. And you're worried about your reputation!?

#monsterdon

Ladies and gentlemen, PRINCE OF SPAC-oh #Monsterdon

There’s no devil girl is there? It’s just a mistaken convict #Monsterdon

I am watching the #Monsterdon, I'm just trying to get all these things done before tomorrow. 😩

so i assume (hope) we're setting up the double-timing wife murderer to get murdered by the devil girl

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep

#monsterdon

Our Devil Girl is a tease, apparently

landing a spaceship and then not showing up

#Monsterdon

I love this UFO so much

#monsterdon

Shouldn't they be preparing the torches and pitchforks at this point?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

YES! LFG! #devilgirlfrommars #monsterdon

Ok so Mrs. Jameson hasn't been on screen at all, and the son was only in the first scene, right?

#Monsterdon

yeah yeah, go ahead and kiss, i've got a lot of #monsterdon posts to catch up on.

"Grow a mustache. No one will recognize you, then!"

#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter

What if the only time he hurt someone was during a tonic-clonic seizure and he swept someone's leg, but it was totally and completely an accident?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

23 minutes in. We have our first kiss.
We have still not seen any devil women.
Unless all women are devils and we are just waiting for a martian flavor.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon this is nuts

"Maybe you could grow a mustache?"

Honestly, it would probably be an improvement over what has happened so far.

I wonder what the Devil Girl is doing right now

#Monsterdon

*Now* the escaped convict is trying to cozy up to his old flame. Pick a lane, sleeze.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

a l'estranger? moi? non!

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

We could go abroad… Ireland!

#monsterdon

@signalkilled Gotta do something to get through those cold scottish nights? #MonsterDon

Every man in the movie is useless or awful. Except Jamie Jamieson.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

run, runnnn you fool #monsterdon

I trust the fugitive more than the American reporter. Albert seems a lot more decent to me #Monsterdon

"because-- because i still have a few more lines to recite before they'll give me my pay packet, darling." #monsterdon

@srol Change your Hey Google wake word to HELLO HELLO while shaking violently

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I never understood the biting-your-fist-while-shrieking thing #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

Thankfully, it left both the Jamiroquai state and the Draft Punk energy level before entering the atmosphere.

#monsterdon

NO HUMAN CURTAIN MOVES LIKE THAT

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"I never hurted anoyone on my life 'on purpouse'"
smooth man.
#monsterdon

No lady. Other people should be the real monsters of this film. as we'll see

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Flying saucer lands and the professor and reporter decide to drive off to the village phone, seven miles away.

"I've never hurt anyone. On purpose." And, he's flirting with someone *other* than his old flame.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@davesdogmaggie If your ship can't wind down for 4 hours, please call your saucer doctor! #MonsterDon

@srol When you pick it up and the operator is automatically the person you talk to and they have to connect little cables? Or did they have to press a button to get to the operator?

#Monsterdon

sir, i thought you were trying to leave??? #monsterdon

“I’ve never hurt anyone… on purpose”

Sir, that is not as comforting as you think it is

#Monsterdon

I've never hurt anyone in my whole life on purpose. Don't make me accidentally kill you.

#Monsterdon

Let’s turn the awkward flirting to 11 shall we?

#monsterdon

"When I first met you, I though you were stuck up, but you're not."

Grade A compliment, right there.

#Monsterdon

sir, if you didn't want her to notice you of turn you in, you could have, ya know, LEFT WITHOUT TALKING TO HER omg. #monsterdon

gods give me the confidence of a 50something Scottish professor making estimates about the cooling time of a ufo #monsterdon

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This escaped convict definitely likes to aggressively grab women's arms and yell at them

Beam me up, scottish gel

#monsterdon

Timpani has entered the chat.

#monsterdon

Oh boy, more Romance™

#Monsterdon

"You know, when I first met you I thought you were really stuck up but you're not, you're a nice person"

Didn't you meet her like five minutes ago Albert?

#Monsterdon

@srol honestly, when direct dialing got implemented, and it was between the late 1940s ... until as late as the 1980s in some rural areas.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

You know what this movie needs?

More spaceship noise.

#Monsterdon

@flowerpot Well it has hubcaps? #NotReallySure #MonsterDon

And the men bravely run off to warn the town alone leaving the women behind

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Stuck up what?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Hey what's the basis for the two hour wait? #monsterdon

For someone who doesn’t want to be alone, they certainly walked towards an unexpected sound quickly enough.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
This is shaping up to be another Stranger From Venus bottle episode of a move, and if that's the case I'm going to try to wedge some "So I married an Axe murderer" quotes into it, at least until we get a second location.

"Wake up, what were you doing?"
"I was having the most amazing dream"
"I don't care about your dream, land the plane!"
"I was just born 8 and ahalf months premature and the doctors were freaking /plane explodes

(At least this pub is well-stocked)

After white hot and red hot I expect we'll get yellow hot?

#Monsterdon

a giant office chair from mars lost its wheel and it flew to earth #monsterdon

It's going to take the standard 2 hours for the UFO to cool down. Two hours, that's Science 101.

#Monsterdon