Darth Moeder. #Monsterdon

EXPOSITION!

<Sung to the tune of Tradition from Fiddler>

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when hypno doris started moving again?
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#monsterdon I'm looking for a woman who will vaporize me and leave no trace except for my glasses

So, devil girl is also lost on the moors.

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:neocat_amogus:

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Someone get Cochran, it seems the Vulcans have made first contact.

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Whoever was in charge of the tailoring of the women's costumes is 🏆

“…I'm here with Johnny”

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Oh no, "war between the sexes"

This is going to get bad isn't it...

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It's like she broke the celluloid barrier and landed in an entirely different move. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Devil Girl looking like a character from an alternate reality where The Matrix was an 80s movie #monsterdon

PLEASE TAKE THE OTHER LADIES BACK TO SPACE WITH YOU TO RULE TOGETHER save them from these asshats

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"Perpetual motion chain reactor beam"?

wow

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#Monsterdon nyah!

Commercial break. Is there anyone on the face of the Earth who needs it explained to them what a paper towel is for?

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#monsterdon damn nothing left but his glasses

The navigation system couldn't find London - because of fog

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Who's Johnny, she said?

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She has a robot named Johnny! 😂 #Monsterdon

All she needs is some stilettos and a whip. #monsterdon

I APPROVE #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

Dystopia is when women

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@Victorsigmoid Well, her lungs seem big enough #blinks #MonsterDon

a bitter but devastating war between the sexes

American Gladiator style

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Dialogue is happening

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#Monsterdon oooh. A Sex War!

she has a male fuckbot

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@trixter even the language... of LOVE? #monsterdon

No one actually wants to visit rural Scotland, I meant to land in London...where there are better physical specimens of man to eat...

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She's nowhere near the radio! How can she pick it up? #monsterdon

They sure are demanding a lot of answers out of her and she's being quite accomodating

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dang, wishing I had downloaded today's #monsterdon movie before boarding the train now

she's reading them for filth bless her

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Your lack of faith is disturbing
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Devil girl! Raygun! Why is Doris stuck?? #Monsterdon

Devil Space Lady makes the best entrance in that shiny black cape and slicked down hair. #Monsterdon

Johnny? She's got a Johnny in the car? #Monsterdon

Take notes people when people talk about music that plays when you walk into a room, /that/ is what they're talking about

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"The planet's atmosphere was thicker than expected"

Okay, that's *hilarious* given what we know about Mars now

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Her being called "Naya" was enough for my brain to load up the Maya the Bee theme song on repeat. #monsterdon

Aha they have a @jonny with an electronic brain with them!!!!

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#monsterdon Hello gov’ner, I'm just a local Martian Devil Woman going from door to door checking on car insurance and extended warranties.

Our brassiere technology is light years beyond yours...

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if youre bored #monsterdon is watching devil girl from mars! right now

Yeah, nobody lands in Scotland unless they have to. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon hell yeah

"You are a very poor physical specimen"

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A-all the languages?

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Nice latex cape, though. Nya has made her entrance.

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#Monsterdon love the smoking pile of debris and the glasses after she zaps limp guy :D

I speak with all the languages of men!

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If she can’t hear you, why are you whispering??

Also, it’s always hypnosis #Monsterdon

oh, nyah is pronounced with two syllables

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“Unfreeze!” -Devil Girl

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The village was 40 miles away according to Mrs Jameson but this professor suggests walking there?

Even independent of the dumbness of leaving the UFO...

devil woman is a way hotter archetype than i was expecting

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@Taweret TBH a little porn would spice things up

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Ray gun does not affect glasses .#Monsterdon

yeah man, keep punching the phone and ignore hypnotized Doris
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'I was _sure_ Zefrem Cochrane would be here…off by a century?'

"My name is Nyaa, that's why my UFO has cat ears"

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Crisis mode! "Just fill us up a couple of big scotches"

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This outfit really is amazing, where do I order

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Lol shit, I guess we don't need to worry about the misunderstood disabled man 😬

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It’s not absurd! It’s Devil Girl!

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My name is Nyah. Nyah List. #Monsterdon

MY QUEEN!

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Did that guy even have a reason to be out on the Moors to get zapped?

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@srol oh shit: he's yelling for the operator (I can't believe that didn't occur to me immediately)
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My name is Luka I live on the .... #MonsterDon

look out, she has a caulking gun! #monsterdon

oh snap. Budget Renfeld has discovered the Devil Girl.

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@gnomon and why the devil girl who wants to bring home some men vaporizes the first man she sees

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#Monsterdon we have devil girl!

The Flying Saucer Opens and ... passing man gets disintegrated.

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That's how I want to go, disintegrated by a martian girl leaving only my glasses and lavender haze behind...

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She killed Clint Howard! #Monsterdon

Was in the kitchen making a sandwich but I heard some glorious pick-up line like, "I thought you were a total snob when I met you, but you're actually pretty okay"

Really hope that was the Professor talking to the model

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Devil Girl rocks the runway and takes no prisoners. No notes. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Leaving the fresh scent of potpourri #monsterdon

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RAY GUN leaves only the glasses!

Was that his eyeball still stuck to the glasses after he was zapped?

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When is the Doctor showing up in the TARDIS? #Monsterdon

You can see it in the window in the distance these are ACTUALLY GREAT SHOTS goddammit!

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Sorry Torgo. #monsterdon

She's locked up!

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The Devil Girl is here because Mars needs men, right?

I'm trying to understand why her first action is a percussion-heavy murder of a man

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No wonder they can't heat any of the rooms in the inn. Close the damn doors!

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well, she is a cute martian.
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Devil Girl likes the cut of David’s jib!

Oh, wait, never mind. Maybe it was just his glasses.

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Bye creepy David was nice not knowing you I guess #Monsterdon

The titular devil girl is clad in a shower curtain liner #Monsterdon

apparently eyeglasses are impervious to death rays

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Torgo's going for it! #monsterdon

I know its not, but this really feels like its about to turn into porn

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And the reveal of dommy mommy! :BDSM:

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and when I use my disintegration ray, OH IT DISINTEGRATES #monsterdon

Love, love the symphonic swell #Monsterdon