Devil Girl from Mars
Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Back at the bar, we are using a phone to try to call the authorities, I guess we went to retrieve a phone and hooked it up to the line here. While failing to troubleshoot this technical difficulty, the astronomer and the driver notice another driver issue... the barmaid seems to have frozen up completely, and no control+alt+delete button is visible. Oh no! Worse yet, the has just walked into the door. Oh no!

Bluedepth

Hello gov’ner, I'm just a local Martian Devil Woman going from door to door checking on car insurance and extended warranties.

jonny (good kind)
jonny (good kind)
jonny@neuromatch.social

trying to put myself in the mindset of a 1950's guy where basically every flying object is an unidentified flying object to justify how they keep acting like everything is normal #monsterdon

AmyFou 🕊️
AmyFou 🕊️
amyfou@lingo.lol

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

The village was 40 miles away according to Mrs Jameson but this professor suggests walking there?

Even independent of the dumbness of leaving the UFO...

Hollie
Hollie
hollie@social.coop

Was in the kitchen making a sandwich but I heard some glorious pick-up line like, "I thought you were a total snob when I met you, but you're actually pretty okay"

Really hope that was the Professor talking to the model

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

SnoopJ
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

The Devil Girl is here because Mars needs men, right?

I'm trying to understand why her first action is a percussion-heavy murder of a man

#Monsterdon

Srol
Srol
srol@mellified.men

I really hope this continues to be a fugitive soap opera and every 15 minutes the camera pans back to the saucer and everyone's like "Oh yeah." #monsterdon