The inadequate specimen is going try his luck with impregnating the alien dominatrix

#monsterdon

can't pay attention to movie, too busy daydreaming about being abducted by a cool alien queen in a cape

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Wait why would tomato juice grrl have brandy in her hotel room and why would Mr. Icky assume that she would NOT be alone in there?

"I've got them feeling for invisible walls. Before I'm done I'll have them doing that mime walking-against-the-wind shit."

#Monsterdon

Mrs. Jamieson is my favorite character in this entire movie

The Martian lady is serving, but she isn’t serving tea

#Monsterdon

a dress designer who was very married, now _that's_ comedy

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

damn you for setting the improv scene rules, devil girl! we have no choice but to "yes and" your invisible wall! #monsterdon

@socketwench omg will that be the twist? "it was all just a case of food poisoning" #monsterdon

I really want to slap the Journalist

#monsterdon

@jonny devil girl x blackula confirmed

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm a man and I will sacrifice myself,

@amyfou Why! What have you heard?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #MonsterDon

"While we're still alive we might as well have a cup of tea" The most British thing said in this film so far. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

i dunno i think that the dude should yell hello into the phone a bit more

#monsterdon

He's acting like Damar again!!! (Drinking excessively) #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars #ds9

#Monsterdon she's giving away a lot of her plans. i assume she figures she can't be stopped :D

So, the Martian men are so oppressed by the Martian women that the population is dropping?

How does that even happen?

#Monsterdon

Devil GIRL?!?!

Looks fully grown to me.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

what would a martian dominatrix use as like a derogatory term for earthlings and why does my mind want her to call them all 'honkies' #monsterdon

Can't they grab one of the three guns in the background?

#monsterdon

loved the shot of the invisible wall, u can really see the invisibility

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I wanna be your tomato juice girl #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

Don’t save the journalist. Let Nya vaporize that creep #Monsterdon

"shit sucks, gonna have some tea" #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Professor! Come back, man! Come back!! Oh well I guess he's gone, let's all sit down then."

"I've drawn and invisible wall around this house and no one may pass"
You heard the woman, open bar!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Meanwhile she's sitting in her spaceship laughing as she watches them feel about for the "invisible" wall. Hahaha!

"Oh. So that's what an invisible barrier looks like" #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Have we yet celebrated Devil Grrl's hot pants costume choice?

@srol Practical? (Are we getting warm?) #MonsterDon

@paco ooh the smoldering in those eyes

#monsterdon

That snooty vamp just vaporized that guy without so much as a peep!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I think the actress who plays N'yah studied trees when preparing for this role.

#Monsterdon

"Around this house I've drawn an invisible wall which no one may pass, in or out."

Martian budget cuts, y'know. #Monsterdon

Fire the steadicam operator

#monsterdon

"I've drawn an invisible wall" No take backsies. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

So....exactly how much "secret ingredient" did the old lady *use* in that soup?

#monsterdon

She's from Mars. You can tell by her BDSM outfit and severe eyebrows.

#Monsterdon

She keeps pulling a gun at the slightest provocation. Devil Girl should have landed in America.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I wonder if that is how they treat people from Mars, PA? So rude.

#monsterdon

Soundtrack: Kettle drums of doom!

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai I think she means carbon? High carbon steel? Hell we could make that for her since 100 years ago? #MonsterDOn

THE BOY. THE PRECIOUSEST BOY. #monsterdon

oh this guy is already simping for her
good please get him out of here already

#monsterdon

Very nice shot of the invisible wall, very nice

#monsterdon

a planet of all women, explains why her contouring is on point #monsterdon

Take the journalist, PLEASE! #Monsterdon

"Have you...?"

Naia: :3

#Monsterdon

earthlings: this will be a turning point in human civilization
martians: we came to fuck one of your guys
#monsterdon

"Oh. That'll mean another bed" Okay. I kind of love her. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon

#NotAllMartianMen

from Mars all the way here to the old spooky moors?

#monsterdon

“All inhabited planets have wars…” #Monsterdon

organic metal?

Do you mean an orgnometallic complex? Those aren't really suitable for making things liek space ships I don't think? But I'm not a materials scientist.

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

DEVIL TRIVIA FROM MARS

👿 Appreciation to Patricia Laffan, who had a rough time with this PVC costume, which was hot and difficult to move in. Worse, she was not allowed to eat or drink because it would be too difficult to get out of it. 👏

#DevilGirlFromMars

Why is she explaining all this? #Monsterdon

"well yes, this has terrible but MARS NEEDS MEN!" #monsterdon

"Oh well that'll mean another bed" Yup she's Scottish! #MonsterDon

Little known fact: this movie inspired Enrico Fermi to ask "Where is everybody?"

#Monsterdon

How do you propose to succeed?

Do you see what I’m wearing, you’ll be putty in my hands!

#monsterdon

YES

I WILL KISS THE GIRL FROM V/E/N/U/S MARS

FLOWERS DIE AND SO WILL I

oh wait she wants men well fuck that

oh wait that's the point too

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@justabean it may very well be getting there…
#monsterdon

Somebody's coming out of the saucer before the required two hour cool down time!!!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"The War of the Sexes" ... devil girl has come for "new blood"

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

this lady is just answering every question. i think i like her. #monsterdon

Okay yeah she's a Devil Woman but she has the most thorough and well-considered plan of any character in any of the Monsterdon movies I've seen so far

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon So, mars needs... dudes…?

Less talking, more laser gun, please and thank you, space lady.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon loving the vibe between the Mars lady and the London lady.

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

This Devil Grrrl has a LOT of information about wars and stuff

Darth Moeder. #Monsterdon

EXPOSITION!

<Sung to the tune of Tradition from Fiddler>

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

when hypno doris started moving again?
#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm looking for a woman who will vaporize me and leave no trace except for my glasses

So, devil girl is also lost on the moors.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

:neocat_amogus:

#monsterdon

Someone get Cochran, it seems the Vulcans have made first contact.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Whoever was in charge of the tailoring of the women's costumes is 🏆

“…I'm here with Johnny”

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Oh no, "war between the sexes"

This is going to get bad isn't it...

#Monsterdon

It's like she broke the celluloid barrier and landed in an entirely different move. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Devil Girl looking like a character from an alternate reality where The Matrix was an 80s movie #monsterdon

PLEASE TAKE THE OTHER LADIES BACK TO SPACE WITH YOU TO RULE TOGETHER save them from these asshats

#monsterdon

"Perpetual motion chain reactor beam"?

wow

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon nyah!

Commercial break. Is there anyone on the face of the Earth who needs it explained to them what a paper towel is for?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon damn nothing left but his glasses

The navigation system couldn't find London - because of fog

#monsterdon

Who's Johnny, she said?

#Monsterdon

She has a robot named Johnny! 😂 #Monsterdon

All she needs is some stilettos and a whip. #monsterdon

I APPROVE #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

Dystopia is when women

#monsterdon

Femme Vader has come to fuck with all of you, but really, just lost #monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid Well, her lungs seem big enough #blinks #MonsterDon

a bitter but devastating war between the sexes

American Gladiator style

#monsterdon

Dialogue is happening

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oooh. A Sex War!