#monsterdon The Devil Woman is totally unprepared for the amount of sexually transmitted diseases lurking around Scotland. Like the dreaded Peugot. Once you contract Peugot, it's all downhill. As in, the only way you can get the damn heap started. Am I right? HA HA! Still waiting on the plotβ¦
You know, we had a well-defined idea back when this movie was created of what a robot would be - it would be a bipedal organism, similar to a man, that did work that humans could... robots of today are sadly not like that, and the fact that we're becoming subservient to those robots, "AI", is disheartening.
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#monsterdon she said "come!" And I choked on my seltzer
@_L1vY_ I wasn't, but there might have been a pass early with the aunt and the bartender talking about the meteor?
WHERE NOW WESTINGHOUSE MAN #monsterdon
I think I'll call him Bright Eyes. #Monsterdon
so Naia's type is Transformers-level blocky. Gotcha.
OMG YES
"He's invincible! Also, slow."
Old scifi movies love to say BEHOLD and then make you wait while a special effect happens very slowly
oh man you can see the seam at the bottom where it makes a "hem", ahhaha
this is hilarious
Bah. I know a Mexican robot that could beat that thing. #monsterdon
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"Now, Earthmen, look! Watch the power of another world!" <-- Devil Grrl to a group of three women and three men, before an incredibly long wait until the robot reveal
#monsterdon a ufo operated by tuning fork, no less
yo this ones' got knees!
#monsterdon
Oh no! She's calling the Roomba
I'll say this for Johnny. At least he has knees. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Behold, my box that can walk .5mph!
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At least aliens from Mars bring robots without bulging underwear.
I love the robot so much omfg
(chanting) ro-bot! ro-bot! ro-bot!
Ah yes, the power of another world. Gumby. #Monsterdon
Yes, garage door openers. We have them. They work EXACTLY the same. #monsterdon
does have some big feet though. i can see why the women of Mars want him. #monsterdon
The power of another world is taking forever #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon oh right there's a kid
is this a really weird dog wistle from mars?
#monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie A Trildo!
he's a frowny robot
@springdiesel The Martian is named Nyah, and the robot is apparently Chani, not Johnny. #DevilGirlFromMars #Monsterdon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil_Girl_from_Mars
Is the power from another world a high humming french tickler?
Johnny does NOT live up to the hype. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Super fast robot. No escaping it. We are doomed! #Monsterdon
Behold as I summon Johnny Robutt with my wiggly sticks!
aw fuck yeah it's a shitty cardboard box robot #monsterdon
Oh hey it's her sexbot.
THE POWER OF ANOTHER WORLD - a remote starter! #monsterdon
She controls with ship with a whisk?
KLAATU BARATA NIKTO #Monsterdon
HELL YEAH
#Monsterdon heeeeeerees Johnny!
True story: My six-year-old nephew just knocked on my door to come and apologize for stealing the ball of my trackball (his mother made him) and I accepted his apology and now there's a child in the movie, where did he come from? #monsterdon
"Watch teh power of another world... uh any minute... hand on I think I have to turn it off and on again. Wait wait... here we go. The door is open. Um... shit did I forget to put a new battery in my robot?"
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
It takes N'yah so long to demonstrate her power that I've fallen asleep.
Least responsive remote control ever!
i do like that the humans keep calling it an "airplane" because they don't live in a culture full of flying saucer stories
is THAT johnny!? #monsterdon
Is anyone keeping track of the Bechdel conditions?
#monsterdon Look at teh size of that boy's head!
I'm not kidding it's like an orange on a toothpick!
Tri-dildo. She has a tri-dildo and sheβs not afraid to use it. #Monsterdon
Kid you should NOT be here this is some NC-17 business.
Ahh. Guns donβt work! Of course not. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon brandy is good for head trauma, yeah
Devil girl is expressing emotion now!
Secret service agent to killer. I want to say that's a leap, but uh...
"Come on, boys, follow me! You showed me yours, it's only fair I show you mine." #Monsterdon
Oh baby I love it when you call me "earth man"
Meanwhile, back in the storage room....
British Colonialism, there are now Scottish children, only Cockneys
ah yes, the scottish secret service investigating UFOs #monsterdon
The Convict and the Kid, a spin off film in the works!
If DG continues to emasculate the men, she will not get any takers.
Don't forget the mission.
Wait thereβs a kid in this movie? #monsterdon
You can't shoot her, she's doing the sideways shuffle walk. It makes her impervious to bullets.
Isn't this just the same fucking film as Stranger from Venus with a different protagonist?
Why is everyone reacting so calmly to a gun going off right next to them?
Where did the child come from? Did I forget a scene?
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Woman: I put an invisible wall around the inn
Man: Was a woman talking? I didnβt hear anything **proceeds to walk straight into the wall** #Monsterdon
"ugh fine shoot at me?! I'll give you a show and tell" #monsterdon
Wait where did a child on the roof come into this #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars
she's taking them to the 'play room' isn't she?
#Monsterdon Bob! It's a great escape plan.
I am deeply aroused, in many ways, over this Martian power.....
hahaha, that tickles!
The reason I have to explain to you all the things I did is because the minute I stepped out of the garden you people left me for dead. #monsterdon
I hope she turned down the entrance music volume a little bit
@wohali They're British, they don't understand guns like Americans do.
Oh just ZAP him already #monsterdon
@Louisa straight up: i've always wanted a walk-in fireplace
seriously one of those massive things with built-in stone seats
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Why is Mr Icky directing the whole scene and people are complying?
when's the last time a #monsterdon didn't have a character using brandy as a remedy #monsterdon
Think of how easy that would make faking being a mime.
Oh, Mars lady got some leeeeeegs. #Monsterdon
God damn she really emasculated him, just grabbing his useless gun like that
#Monsterdon was that a cap gun?
everyone shoots a pistol from the hip with one hand behind their back, right?
Is βthe inevitableβ that Nyah is going to flick ashes on them? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Twenty year old bullets? The primers in those bullets will be magic-extra-happy-explodey-time. This will be amusing.
Dominatrix really knows how to make an entrance.
BACK! BACK DEMON, BACK! #Monsterdon
Wreck the whole country. Ok, now I want to know the politics of the script writer because we need to know if they mean Scotland (not terribly large) or the British empire (much, much bigger).
I see Martians speak Received Pronunciation
Why does Michael switch to stage whispering, while no one else does?
The Girl With The Disintegrator Gun #monsterdon
We can hotwire her you-fou and joyride all the way 'round the county!
"i'm used to things like this" okay, he's an American, confirmed. #monsterdon
Ok. I understand space travel, martians, even the war between the sexes bit. But I can't understand which of these humans wants to sleep with the others? Or has already slept with one or more of them? I can't follow the people at all. #monsterdon