"Watch teh power of another world... uh any minute... hand on I think I have to turn it off and on again. Wait wait... here we go. The door is open. Um... shit did I forget to put a new battery in my robot?"
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
It takes N'yah so long to demonstrate her power that I've fallen asleep.
Least responsive remote control ever!
i do like that the humans keep calling it an "airplane" because they don't live in a culture full of flying saucer stories
is THAT johnny!? #monsterdon
Is anyone keeping track of the Bechdel conditions?
#monsterdon Look at teh size of that boy's head!
I'm not kidding it's like an orange on a toothpick!
"Now puny Earth men, watch the power of another world...."
Door very slowly opens, very slowly......
Oh my, and we thought the Aztec Mummy Robot was shit.
/me watches the power of another world
...nothing happens...
...nothing happens...
a door opens
That took some intense concentration though
Tri-dildo. She has a tri-dildo and sheβs not afraid to use it. #Monsterdon
Kid you should NOT be here this is some NC-17 business.
Ahh. Guns donβt work! Of course not. #Monsterdon
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#monsterdon brandy is good for head trauma, yeah
Devil girl is expressing emotion now!
Secret service agent to killer. I want to say that's a leap, but uh...
"Come on, boys, follow me! You showed me yours, it's only fair I show you mine." #Monsterdon
Oh baby I love it when you call me "earth man"
Meanwhile, back in the storage room....
British Colonialism, there are now Scottish children, only Cockneys
ah yes, the scottish secret service investigating UFOs #monsterdon
The Convict and the Kid, a spin off film in the works!
If DG continues to emasculate the men, she will not get any takers.
Don't forget the mission.
that "you fool" has been sampled in so many dj sets and hip hop tracks #monsterdon
Wait thereβs a kid in this movie? #monsterdon
You can't shoot her, she's doing the sideways shuffle walk. It makes her impervious to bullets.
Isn't this just the same fucking film as Stranger from Venus with a different protagonist?
Why is everyone reacting so calmly to a gun going off right next to them?
Where did the child come from? Did I forget a scene?
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Woman: I put an invisible wall around the inn
Man: Was a woman talking? I didnβt hear anything **proceeds to walk straight into the wall** #Monsterdon
"ugh fine shoot at me?! I'll give you a show and tell" #monsterdon
Wait where did a child on the roof come into this #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars
she's taking them to the 'play room' isn't she?
#Monsterdon Bob! It's a great escape plan.
hahaha, that tickles!
I am deeply aroused, in many ways, over this Martian power.....
The reason I have to explain to you all the things I did is because the minute I stepped out of the garden you people left me for dead. #monsterdon
You humans, youβre stupid, stupid, stupid!
I hope she turned down the entrance music volume a little bit
@wohali They're British, they don't understand guns like Americans do.
Oh just ZAP him already #monsterdon
@Louisa straight up: i've always wanted a walk-in fireplace
seriously one of those massive things with built-in stone seats
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Why is Mr Icky directing the whole scene and people are complying?
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She DOES have nice legs
when's the last time a #monsterdon didn't have a character using brandy as a remedy #monsterdon
Think of how easy that would make faking being a mime.
they really filmed this movie at night in the middle of the scottish nowhere, didnβt they? itβs so damn dark.
also, that guy with the wonky scottie accent is giving me Daniel Day Lewis vibes with that forhead and those eyebrows.
Oh, Mars lady got some leeeeeegs. #Monsterdon
God damn she really emasculated him, just grabbing his useless gun like that
#Monsterdon was that a cap gun?
everyone shoots a pistol from the hip with one hand behind their back, right?
Is βthe inevitableβ that Nyah is going to flick ashes on them? #Monsterdon
Dominatrix really knows how to make an entrance.
#monsterdon Twenty year old bullets? The primers in those bullets will be magic-extra-happy-explodey-time. This will be amusing.
BACK! BACK DEMON, BACK! #Monsterdon
Devil Girl knows how to make an entrance. Martian girls have rizz.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Wreck the whole country. Ok, now I want to know the politics of the script writer because we need to know if they mean Scotland (not terribly large) or the British empire (much, much bigger).
I see Martians speak Received Pronunciation
Why does Michael switch to stage whispering, while no one else does?
The Girl With The Disintegrator Gun #monsterdon
We can hotwire her you-fou and joyride all the way 'round the county!
"i'm used to things like this" okay, he's an American, confirmed. #monsterdon
Ok. I understand space travel, martians, even the war between the sexes bit. But I can't understand which of these humans wants to sleep with the others? Or has already slept with one or more of them? I can't follow the people at all. #monsterdon
'Worstβ¦A.A. sponsorβ¦_ever_.'
You've got a little something on your forehead. Some prune juice or something professor.
I've lost the plot while making dinner. Is there a plot to find?
Quick! Give the scientist more scotch
So walking into the WALL was like walking into a WALL. Brilliant professor. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Alternative title for this movie "Polycule in the highlands"
"What does one do about something one can't see?"
...Antibiotics? #Monsterdon
Was this film sponsored by a particular booze company? It sure seems like it.
Invisible wall? They are in a computer simulation!
Have you tried reversing the polarity of something?
Lmao she just looked directly into the camera while he was droning on, like she's on the fuckin Office
This movie is not about martian girl, but it's sure about a bunch of obnoxious people talking stupid thinks.
#monsterdon
It's not lost on me that the most insufferable character is an American. Apparently we've been like this for a long time.
Actually, he is not letting his hair down
Why is the journalist on the screen again?
And why the heck does he pronounce Czechoslovakia that way?
Oh Nyah. I missed it.
I was really hoping we'd get to see the Professor mime hitting an invisible wall, that would've been Monsterdon GOLD
The invisible wall cut one very specific part of my head and a tiny bloody nose - but nothing else!
@ricci I bet this is EXACTLY what the Devil Girl is thinking
man just fell into an invisible wall #monsterdon
He acquired the taste from the homeless man down the street.
Yeah right you ran into an invisible wall we all know you were with the devil girl
Don't like the taste of alcohol? Well it's an expired taste. You have to like poison.
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Mr Icky just gets Ickier
@Taweret i'm gonna have that kate bush song stuck in my head all night because of you, and i'm missing out on the pretty good musical soundtrack to this movie >:(
"yeah and I didn't see any of this 'atoms' shit, either. let's go see THE SPACESHIP!" #monsterdon
@springdiesel :ablobcathungry3: #MonsterDon
i live in hope she invited michael to her room to kill him so she can run away with devil girl
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
'An invisible wall has really good see-through, and you know that's what you needβI remember this one Devil Girl from Mars came up to me and said "Sir, you need a big beautiful invisible wall or you wonβt have enough see-through. βand Iβll make Venus pay for it.".'
I HAD AN OUCHIE #Monsterdon
The Bonnie Charlie is in possession of Vermeer's Girl with a Pearl Earring. They could have been filthy rich if only they knew what was hanging on their walls!
She's so sick of listening to war stories #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars
#monsterdon daaaaanng wtf
This guy's gonna keep drinking until he turns into Bob Hope at 60. #Monsterdon
"You know, I don't really like the taste of alcohol" AHAHAHA oh she was playing it straight? #Monsterdon
WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT THE MARTIAN DEVIL GIRL #monsterdon
Johnny the robot has got a name. What's the Martian's name?!?!