Oh shit. They just evaporated the tree. Now how will people navigate the moors? Turn left where the tree used to be is my favourite kind of direction when I've never beem there before.
@gnomon but with just a hint of streamlining!
Oh, and they offer tree removal services! Thatβs useful! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon nice! martian stump removal services are far in advance of earth tech
Good proportions on that robot, you can immediately see the shape of the actor inside
@jonny very different uhm, 'plot' trajectory
#monsterdon
this robot is five times the robot Tom Servo will ever be, you know. #monsterdon
Evil Gigantor!
#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
That is a big remote control robot! With disintegration ray! #Monsterdon
I love the kind of robot that looks like if you pushed it over it would never be able to get up again
@lytta I have known many such cases.
Does the robot not have Alexa built in? Pointless.
i dunno if it's just this particular print we've got but they're doing some pretty neat shit with the bass in this, and I don't mean the drums, there are neat effects down there
βWatch the power of another world!β
Proceeds to demonstrate automatic door opening and ramp deployment
And then a guy in a suit made of cardboard boxes walks out, accompanied by all the tympani in the UK #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Hey, you're halfway there! Just get your robot to stop, we'll stick a suction cup dildo to his head and then your interplanetary issues will be resolved! Go Go Gadget sexbot!
@moira so convenient! (^_^) #monsterdon
jesus christ these robot disintegration composite shots are GREAT #monsterdon
Impressive effects for 1954.
wow the robbit is TALL
also he's demonstrating the vast martian power to disintegrate things, which devil girl has already shown that she can do
the robot is coming for us! quick, distract it with the concept of skiing! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon robot has bell bottoms
I'm actually curious how they pulled off those special effects. Where did the building go?
That robot is totally someone in a cardboard refrigerator box and I love it.
I'm guessing they don't have many stairs on Mars. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Not the tabacky barn!
@Configures
Oh thank you! I should have remembered that tubi captions are wildly unreliable.
Robot is set to dematerialize. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon he's beautiful
okay, my apologies to the movies. this is many times better than Stranger from venus
and he's tall. i hear girls like that. #monsterdon
this is actually the transporter robot. those things are back on Mars now. #monsterdon
Well, I'm impressed by the power of another world, not going to put any valuable objects within the line of sight of this robot that eybolt destroys things for no discernible reason
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They always also make the robot torso box so long that the robot can't reasonably be expected to bend his knees to run so all the robots kind of toddle
Since we have no men on our planet, we have had to use our incredible intergalactic space nuclear science to, um, adapt....
"Are you impressed with our roboman?" Uh no. Well it can shoot death lasers
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#monsterdon "I can control power beyond your wildest dreams. Come!"
Did the robot just do a Godzilla roar?!
again: extremely good shots for their 50p budget
b&w buys you so much honestly
#Monsterdon are we gonna see the robot?
She hates that tree #devilgirlfrommars #monsterdon
NGL, I'm loving those robot boots. 10/10 would wear them.
#Monsterdon
oh shit, it's a threening fork #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I think they used a vending machine to make that thing.
cuuuuute robot look at him go
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Now puny humans you will see Pez dispensed like you never have before!
Wow, that's an amazing robot costume! Better than the one in Supersonic Man #Monsterdon
This is your "power from another world?" We have vending machines here, too.
Oh no, you disintegrated my tree. So powerful. Here, mine takes a little longer <lights match>
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that robot hates trees
THAT is JohnnyBot? He looks like he'd blow over in a stiff breeze! π€£ #Monsterdon
also i think he's got a refrigerator in his chest
Neat! Hey, I have this stump in the back, robot, can you get that for me?
#monsterdon The Devil Woman is totally unprepared for the amount of sexually transmitted diseases lurking around Scotland. Like the dreaded Peugot. Once you contract Peugot, it's all downhill. As in, the only way you can get the damn heap started. Am I right? HA HA! Still waiting on the plotβ¦
You know, we had a well-defined idea back when this movie was created of what a robot would be - it would be a bipedal organism, similar to a man, that did work that humans could... robots of today are sadly not like that, and the fact that we're becoming subservient to those robots, "AI", is disheartening.
#monsterdon she said "come!" And I choked on my seltzer
@_L1vY_ I wasn't, but there might have been a pass early with the aunt and the bartender talking about the meteor?
WHERE NOW WESTINGHOUSE MAN #monsterdon
I think I'll call him Bright Eyes. #Monsterdon
so Naia's type is Transformers-level blocky. Gotcha.
"He's invincible! Also, slow."
OMG YES
Old scifi movies love to say BEHOLD and then make you wait while a special effect happens very slowly
oh man you can see the seam at the bottom where it makes a "hem", ahhaha
this is hilarious
Bah. I know a Mexican robot that could beat that thing. #monsterdon
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"Now, Earthmen, look! Watch the power of another world!" <-- Devil Grrl to a group of three women and three men, before an incredibly long wait until the robot reveal
#monsterdon a ufo operated by tuning fork, no less
yo this ones' got knees!
#monsterdon
Oh no! She's calling the Roomba
I'll say this for Johnny. At least he has knees. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Behold, my box that can walk .5mph!
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At least aliens from Mars bring robots without bulging underwear.
I love the robot so much omfg
(chanting) ro-bot! ro-bot! ro-bot!
Ah yes, the power of another world. Gumby. #Monsterdon
Yes, garage door openers. We have them. They work EXACTLY the same. #monsterdon
does have some big feet though. i can see why the women of Mars want him. #monsterdon
The power of another world is taking forever #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon oh right there's a kid
is this a really weird dog wistle from mars?
#monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie A Trildo!
he's a frowny robot
@springdiesel The Martian is named Nyah, and the robot is apparently Chani, not Johnny. #DevilGirlFromMars #Monsterdon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil_Girl_from_Mars
Is the power from another world a high humming french tickler?
Super fast robot. No escaping it. We are doomed! #Monsterdon
Johnny does NOT live up to the hype. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Behold as I summon Johnny Robutt with my wiggly sticks!
aw fuck yeah it's a shitty cardboard box robot #monsterdon
Oh hey it's her sexbot.
THE POWER OF ANOTHER WORLD - a remote starter! #monsterdon
She controls with ship with a whisk?
KLAATU BARATA NIKTO #Monsterdon
HELL YEAH
#Monsterdon heeeeeerees Johnny!
True story: My six-year-old nephew just knocked on my door to come and apologize for stealing the ball of my trackball (his mother made him) and I accepted his apology and now there's a child in the movie, where did he come from? #monsterdon