"Oh no don't take me back into the UFO again ... uh I mean for the first time definitely for the first time"

#monsterdon

Martian Girl knows how to make an entrance,
#monsterdon

The men are still holding drinks. #Monsterdon

space domme commands you to come

#monsterdon

This devil girl sure likes her dramatic entrances, doesn't she?

#monsterdon

Is she using Jedi mind tricks? I think she's a Sith lord

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai #RaisesHand #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon hypnotoad girl from mars

Hey, how come no one else had thought about the kid other than the convict?

#Monsterdon

The mixing in this movie is atrocious

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Why did hypno-escapee climb back up the vine instead of just walking back into the inn, tho? Did she put him in reverse?

He wants her to be his “teacher”. Riiiiight. #Monsterdon

"you speak unwisely"
-me responding to letterboxd comments that disagree with my reviews

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"you call THIS a council of war?" #monsterdon

I wonder if they shot all these dramatic entrances back to back

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Romulan Babe doesn't even knock, jeez. #Monsterdon

“What is your name?”

“Don’t talk like that, he’s a kid!”

#Monsterdon

"What is your name?"

"He's just a kid, don't talk to him like that."

What? Asking them their name is NOT OK to ask a kid?

#monsterdon

So it turns out its the Martian equivalent of a white van with "FREE CANDY" written on the side in spray paint. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Please don't take the little boy to see your sex dungeon.

#monsterdon

someone please gif Naia throwing open the doors that time

#monsterdon

Wonders you have never seen before...

uuuuuummmmm

#monsterdon

When the Devil Woman from Mars gives you that look.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

It's like Old Glory Insurance. "When robots grab you with their claws, you can't break free. Because robots are strong and made of metal." #monsterdon

Standby for mind control #monsterdon

Staring contest! suck that escapee.

#Monsterdon

The force is strong with the Martian Mistress #Monsterdon

Guess Mars women like 'em young.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

We're halfway through!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

American dude is overacting. Badly. #Monsterdon

"You speak unwisely"

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Don't don't to him like that. He's just a kid."
"I was asking him is name for fucks sake."
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

SLEEP! #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@socketwench Puppies. #Monsterdon

OK I want her eyebrows.

#monsterdon

as the Man from Mars once said, "let all the children boogie" #monsterdon

I thought I recognized that robot from somewhere! It also played the vending machine in the anime "Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn_as_a_Vending_Machine%2C_I_Now_Wander_the_Dungeon

#Monsterdon

oh shit, a slowly makes stuff disappear ray #monsterdon

What if the real monster was women all along

#monsterdon

Robot just hates broken trucks and old sheds. He's cleaning up old rubbish on the landscape. Wait... he's looking at the old professor in his rubbish coat.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Who are you? Where did you come from?"

Hang on Albert, let's go back and have you watch the last half hour of the movie again

#Monsterdon

SHUT YOUR FACE, EARTHMAN. #Monsterdon

Oh no! She wants the little boy!

#monsterdon
#DevilGirlFromMars

#Monsterdon I'm not so sure about her mission to kidnap a bunch of men and take them back to Mars. I think she's just here to fuck with Earthlings' heads.

great idea for a couple's halloween costumes #monsterdon

Oh shit. They just evaporated the tree. Now how will people navigate the moors? Turn left where the tree used to be is my favourite kind of direction when I've never beem there before.

#monsterdon

@gnomon but with just a hint of streamlining!

#monsterdon

Oh, and they offer tree removal services! That’s useful! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon nice! martian stump removal services are far in advance of earth tech

Good proportions on that robot, you can immediately see the shape of the actor inside

#Monsterdon

@jonny very different uhm, 'plot' trajectory
#monsterdon

this robot is five times the robot Tom Servo will ever be, you know. #monsterdon

Evil Gigantor!
#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

That is a big remote control robot! With disintegration ray! #Monsterdon

I love the kind of robot that looks like if you pushed it over it would never be able to get up again

#monsterdon

@lytta I have known many such cases.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Does the robot not have Alexa built in? Pointless.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

i dunno if it's just this particular print we've got but they're doing some pretty neat shit with the bass in this, and I don't mean the drums, there are neat effects down there

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

“Watch the power of another world!”

Proceeds to demonstrate automatic door opening and ramp deployment

And then a guy in a suit made of cardboard boxes walks out, accompanied by all the tympani in the UK #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hey, you're halfway there! Just get your robot to stop, we'll stick a suction cup dildo to his head and then your interplanetary issues will be resolved! Go Go Gadget sexbot!

@moira so convenient! (^_^) #monsterdon

Impressive effects for 1954.

#Monsterdon

wow the robbit is TALL

also he's demonstrating the vast martian power to disintegrate things, which devil girl has already shown that she can do

#monsterdon

the robot is coming for us! quick, distract it with the concept of skiing! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon robot has bell bottoms

I'm actually curious how they pulled off those special effects. Where did the building go?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

That robot is totally someone in a cardboard refrigerator box and I love it.

#Monsterdon

I'm guessing they don't have many stairs on Mars. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Not the tabacky barn!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Configures
Oh thank you! I should have remembered that tubi captions are wildly unreliable.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Robot is set to dematerialize. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon he's beautiful

okay, my apologies to the movies. this is many times better than Stranger from venus

#monsterdon

and he's tall. i hear girls like that. #monsterdon

this is actually the transporter robot. those things are back on Mars now. #monsterdon

Well, I'm impressed by the power of another world, not going to put any valuable objects within the line of sight of this robot that eybolt destroys things for no discernible reason

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

They always also make the robot torso box so long that the robot can't reasonably be expected to bend his knees to run so all the robots kind of toddle

Since we have no men on our planet, we have had to use our incredible intergalactic space nuclear science to, um, adapt....

#monsterdon

"Are you impressed with our roboman?" Uh no. Well it can shoot death lasers

#Monsterdon

Did the robot just do a Godzilla roar?!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "I can control power beyond your wildest dreams. Come!"

again: extremely good shots for their 50p budget

b&w buys you so much honestly

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Mars Hates Cars"

I'm telling you, Mars will be the Queerest planet in the Solar System

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon are we gonna see the robot?

NGL, I'm loving those robot boots. 10/10 would wear them.
#Monsterdon

oh shit, it's a threening fork #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I think they used a vending machine to make that thing.

cuuuuute robot look at him go

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Now puny humans you will see Pez dispensed like you never have before!

#Monsterdon

Wow, that's an amazing robot costume! Better than the one in Supersonic Man #Monsterdon

This is your "power from another world?" We have vending machines here, too.

#Monsterdon

OH I'm wrong

he has a heater in his chest

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Oh no, you disintegrated my tree. So powerful. Here, mine takes a little longer <lights match>

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Behold!
We call him "Willie"

(he's a bit overweight)

#monsterdon

that robot hates trees

#monsterdon

THAT is JohnnyBot? He looks like he'd blow over in a stiff breeze! 🤣 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The Devil Woman is totally unprepared for the amount of sexually transmitted diseases lurking around Scotland. Like the dreaded Peugot. Once you contract Peugot, it's all downhill. As in, the only way you can get the damn heap started. Am I right? HA HA! Still waiting on the plot…

also i think he's got a refrigerator in his chest

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Neat! Hey, I have this stump in the back, robot, can you get that for me?

#monsterdon