This guy took 15 seconds to move from his mind just being unable comprehend his new reality to "don't worry baby, worse things have happened." #monsterdon
"Oh no don't take me back into the UFO again ... uh I mean for the first time definitely for the first time"
Martian Girl knows how to make an entrance,
#monsterdon
The men are still holding drinks. #Monsterdon
space domme commands you to come
This devil girl sure likes her dramatic entrances, doesn't she?
Is she using Jedi mind tricks? I think she's a Sith lord
#Monsterdon hypnotoad girl from mars
Hey, how come no one else had thought about the kid other than the convict?
The mixing in this movie is atrocious
#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱
Why did hypno-escapee climb back up the vine instead of just walking back into the inn, tho? Did she put him in reverse?
He wants her to be his “teacher”. Riiiiight. #Monsterdon
"you speak unwisely"
-me responding to letterboxd comments that disagree with my reviews
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
"you call THIS a council of war?" #monsterdon
I wonder if they shot all these dramatic entrances back to back
Romulan Babe doesn't even knock, jeez. #Monsterdon
"What is your name?"
"He's just a kid, don't talk to him like that."
What? Asking them their name is NOT OK to ask a kid?
So it turns out its the Martian equivalent of a white van with "FREE CANDY" written on the side in spray paint. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Please don't take the little boy to see your sex dungeon.
someone please gif Naia throwing open the doors that time
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When the Devil Woman from Mars gives you that look.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
It's like Old Glory Insurance. "When robots grab you with their claws, you can't break free. Because robots are strong and made of metal." #monsterdon
Standby for mind control #monsterdon
Staring contest! suck that escapee.
The force is strong with the Martian Mistress #Monsterdon
Guess Mars women like 'em young.
We're halfway through!
American dude is overacting. Badly. #Monsterdon
"You speak unwisely"
"Don't don't to him like that. He's just a kid."
"I was asking him is name for fucks sake."
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
SLEEP! #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
@socketwench Puppies. #Monsterdon
OK I want her eyebrows.
as the Man from Mars once said, "let all the children boogie" #monsterdon
I thought I recognized that robot from somewhere! It also played the vending machine in the anime "Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn_as_a_Vending_Machine%2C_I_Now_Wander_the_Dungeon
oh shit, a slowly makes stuff disappear ray #monsterdon
What if the real monster was women all along
Robot just hates broken trucks and old sheds. He's cleaning up old rubbish on the landscape. Wait... he's looking at the old professor in his rubbish coat.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
"Who are you? Where did you come from?"
Hang on Albert, let's go back and have you watch the last half hour of the movie again
SHUT YOUR FACE, EARTHMAN. #Monsterdon
Oh no! She wants the little boy!
#Monsterdon I'm not so sure about her mission to kidnap a bunch of men and take them back to Mars. I think she's just here to fuck with Earthlings' heads.
great idea for a couple's halloween costumes #monsterdon
Oh shit. They just evaporated the tree. Now how will people navigate the moors? Turn left where the tree used to be is my favourite kind of direction when I've never beem there before.
@gnomon but with just a hint of streamlining!
Oh, and they offer tree removal services! That’s useful! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon nice! martian stump removal services are far in advance of earth tech
Good proportions on that robot, you can immediately see the shape of the actor inside
@jonny very different uhm, 'plot' trajectory
#monsterdon
this robot is five times the robot Tom Servo will ever be, you know. #monsterdon
Evil Gigantor!
#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
That is a big remote control robot! With disintegration ray! #Monsterdon
I love the kind of robot that looks like if you pushed it over it would never be able to get up again
@lytta I have known many such cases.
Does the robot not have Alexa built in? Pointless.
i dunno if it's just this particular print we've got but they're doing some pretty neat shit with the bass in this, and I don't mean the drums, there are neat effects down there
“Watch the power of another world!”
Proceeds to demonstrate automatic door opening and ramp deployment
And then a guy in a suit made of cardboard boxes walks out, accompanied by all the tympani in the UK #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Hey, you're halfway there! Just get your robot to stop, we'll stick a suction cup dildo to his head and then your interplanetary issues will be resolved! Go Go Gadget sexbot!
@moira so convenient! (^_^) #monsterdon
Impressive effects for 1954.
wow the robbit is TALL
also he's demonstrating the vast martian power to disintegrate things, which devil girl has already shown that she can do
the robot is coming for us! quick, distract it with the concept of skiing! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon robot has bell bottoms
I'm actually curious how they pulled off those special effects. Where did the building go?
That robot is totally someone in a cardboard refrigerator box and I love it.
I'm guessing they don't have many stairs on Mars. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Not the tabacky barn!
@Configures
Oh thank you! I should have remembered that tubi captions are wildly unreliable.
Robot is set to dematerialize. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon he's beautiful
okay, my apologies to the movies. this is many times better than Stranger from venus
and he's tall. i hear girls like that. #monsterdon
this is actually the transporter robot. those things are back on Mars now. #monsterdon
Well, I'm impressed by the power of another world, not going to put any valuable objects within the line of sight of this robot that eybolt destroys things for no discernible reason
#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱
They always also make the robot torso box so long that the robot can't reasonably be expected to bend his knees to run so all the robots kind of toddle
Since we have no men on our planet, we have had to use our incredible intergalactic space nuclear science to, um, adapt....
"Are you impressed with our roboman?" Uh no. Well it can shoot death lasers
Did the robot just do a Godzilla roar?!
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#monsterdon "I can control power beyond your wildest dreams. Come!"
again: extremely good shots for their 50p budget
b&w buys you so much honestly
#Monsterdon are we gonna see the robot?
NGL, I'm loving those robot boots. 10/10 would wear them.
#Monsterdon
oh shit, it's a threening fork #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I think they used a vending machine to make that thing.
cuuuuute robot look at him go
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars
Now puny humans you will see Pez dispensed like you never have before!
Wow, that's an amazing robot costume! Better than the one in Supersonic Man #Monsterdon
This is your "power from another world?" We have vending machines here, too.
Oh no, you disintegrated my tree. So powerful. Here, mine takes a little longer <lights match>
that robot hates trees
THAT is JohnnyBot? He looks like he'd blow over in a stiff breeze! 🤣 #Monsterdon
Neat! Hey, I have this stump in the back, robot, can you get that for me?
also i think he's got a refrigerator in his chest