Manly men, walking in a manly fashion!

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"We've done enough talking" AMEN brother. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"We've done enough talking here."

Yup

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Behold the power of Martian blur-o-vision!

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Is that clinging guy a little person? I must have missed something...

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If you already "sinned something terrible" then might as well go for broke and give us some porn

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Yeah I get that way when I lose focus too

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She's going all blurry AND she has 'power' as a one syllable word!

oh shit. there's an out of focus Devil Girl from Mars wandering the countryside. We're fucked.

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"She's going all blurry!"

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the one guy is smarm incarnate
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So she brings him into the ship’s foyer and talks at him, then takes him back outside?? I’d at least want to see the computers or power core or SOMETHING! #Monsterdon

"We're just simple folk, up against the power of the Leather Bar Association T_T" #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero Do what?

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#monsterdon The professor will come first, and then the Devil Woman will grow weary, sleepy, the afterglow will make her get delightfully sleepy… wait until she has her period, not enough Midol in the Universe for that! Martian menses. Like the elevator scene in The Shining.

damn they have REALLY been hittin the scotch hard
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@plaidtron3000 you do

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she's going all blurry

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she's going all blurry?!

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Who's gonna come first?!

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Goddamn trees and walking again. She could've told him all that in the bar.

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@jonny there's proof though *looks at a bright light*

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Yeah, this professor is refusing to believe a lot of his senses when he's being explained to him. Not a very good scientist or listener.
Probably because she's a woman 🙄

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"Your Home Alone technology is NOTHING to me!" #Monsterdon

I bet the exhaust tips on that thing are just for show.

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That technobabble was AWESOME the Martian Mistress is FANTASTIC! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

debating over who's coming first while peering out the window-- actually at this point i think they MUST have been doing that on purpose

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@bunnyhero Who do?

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@lytta 🥰

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"...what happens if the Professor comes first?”
“Giggity Giggity"

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@RobynGoodfellow

So, it's a 1990's McDonalds McDLT sandwich?

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Sure, Martians, you might have spaceships and disintegrating robots, but have you invented running

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"we're not home! Devil Girl! GO AWAY!" #monsterdon

Technobabble. We had to pad the movie with technobabble.

Where does the robot stay in there? Where's the kid?

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Oooooooo my mascara is bewitching!!! Do my will!!!!

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#Monsterdon the professor always comes first.

#monsterdon She just wrapped a beautiful ribbon, called it fission, but it's fusion, and perpetual motion is clearly against a bunch of other laws, and then you've pissed off entropy... ah well, it's 50's science. We should get a cup of coffee, ask the woman for it.

@plaidtron3000 the power of voodoo #monsterdon

Well, that was a whipping for the professor.

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It's bigger on the inside!

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Not a "negative condensity"!

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oh sure, yes, women make engulfing bombs instead of expulsive bombs, that's gender™

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I knew it. The superiority of the power of negative thinking.

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personally if i came all the way from mars i wouldn't be spending this much time and energy on a half dozen people in bumfuck scotland #monsterdon

OK, way too many of you are horny for Nyah. #NotKinkShaming #MartiansInSkirts

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tbh at this point I'm just tuning out all the science mumbo jumbo talk to save myself the physic damage
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"A negative intensity."
"A negative intensity?"
"Exactly"

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this is not Trek-level technobabble, sorry. #monsterdon

#monsterdon kidnapping is not cool wtf

sorry what unit of measurement is a "semantic" again #monsterdon

@hollie 100% #MonsterDon

oh, I get it. She's a TimeLord. Time Lords can't resist explaining stuff to any random person they meet. #monsterdon

I mean, this is how most new seasons of Doctor Who start. #monsterdon

just wait until you see her translation tissue, dude. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero What power?

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Oh that's the robot!!? That's just it's normal noise. Well okay.

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Nuclear fission being mentioned as a power source in a 1950s movie is quite ahead of its time

It's a shame it's not in a better movie

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Her spaceship is an unfinished tardis interior

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"Wow this looks cool." Professor you are easily impressed.
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the girl with the power

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What is the power? What is the power of - oh, it's soylent green!

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This is the part of the movie where they just stick words together.

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Okay this dialogue is so bad that it even takes away from the Devil Girl's outfit

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@moira yes I think that has been amply demonstrated by the fact that this movie was longer than 20 minutes

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"Fill your eyes" With WHAT? There's literally NOTHING in that room. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Her spaceship is an unfinished hardest interior

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LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE CORE! #monsterdon

Negative condensity! My god!

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static negative condensity!?!?!?!

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C'mon martian girl, kidnap those guy and let's get this movie going, shall we?
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she may be a bit too proud of this technological terror she's constructed

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I'm pretty sure Devil Woman won this role based solely on eyebrows and legs

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a lot of trees were in the way of these cameras every time they walk somewhere. It was a different time, they couldn't be clearing away scenery.

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The Inn in Devil Girl from Mars is the Bonnie Charlie. This is a reference to Charles Edward Stuart, who in 1745 landed in Scotland to attempt to retake the throne for his dynasty, the Stuarts, who fled England in 1688 during William of Orange's Glorious Revolution. Bonnie Prince Charlie's attempt nearly succeeded in retaking the throne, his army penetrating England as far as Derbyshire, about 175 miles from London. He would ultimately go into exile in France and died in Rome.

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The hot stays hot and the cool.... stays cool. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Devil Girl brings the scientist into her UFO

"Well, it's quite cool! I'm pogging about this right now"

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That ship has so many tailpipes #monsterdon

@wohali The greatest accomplishment of Mars! *produces Ikea couch* #Monsterdon

@steggy A bit lower tricks? :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

is she doing a second tech demo? after telling the kid that she wouldn't answer a few questions??

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the way she keeps yelling "Come!" at all the men 🥴
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"and here, in this early model Tardis..." #monsterdon

But does she have Turkish delight (loukum)?

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@strangefour Huh it kind of does seem quieter, might be my imagination though

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@Taweret The French door entry is the only one big enough for those shoulder pads. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon you know i really want to see someone put on a theatrical production of the play this screenplay is based on

Okay, the robot is a bit scary with the zappy ray and all.

But we've already seen that, and wasn't the spacecraft landing slightly more impressive?

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@hollie
Bittersweet

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that robot makes a gonk droid look mobile #monsterdon

Ooh, the composer for Devil Girl from Mars (1954), was also the composer for The Mouse That Roared (1959).

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Okay, that was a pretty good composite shot there. 💯 points to the movie.

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"Now you shall see!"
"Oh, shitty architecture."

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"Professor, don't go!"

"I must! And REALLY WANT TO! Wait was that last part aloud?"

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@amyfou hypno dumb syndrome?

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#monsterdon The Devil Girl from Mars is my wife and Johnny the robot is me I think (I cannot vaporize trees tho, and I am also 5' 7" not 8' 5" or however tall he is)

"Perhaps then you will come to your senses. Come!"

Nyah leads him into the nearest Ikea

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Is this move getting quieter? I keep turning it up and it sounds about the same. Or my speakers are dying.
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Throw baking soda on her! It's always common household products that defeat them!

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"Don't go!" "I must!"

It's saturday night and Mistress Candy isn't taking new clients! #Monsterdon