@hollie 100% #MonsterDon

oh, I get it. She's a TimeLord. Time Lords can't resist explaining stuff to any random person they meet. #monsterdon

I mean, this is how most new seasons of Doctor Who start. #monsterdon

just wait until you see her translation tissue, dude. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero What power?

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Oh that's the robot!!? That's just it's normal noise. Well okay.

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Nuclear fission being mentioned as a power source in a 1950s movie is quite ahead of its time

It's a shame it's not in a better movie

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Her spaceship is an unfinished tardis interior

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"Wow this looks cool." Professor you are easily impressed.
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the girl with the power

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This is the part of the movie where they just stick words together.

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What is the power? What is the power of - oh, it's soylent green!

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Okay this dialogue is so bad that it even takes away from the Devil Girl's outfit

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@moira yes I think that has been amply demonstrated by the fact that this movie was longer than 20 minutes

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"Fill your eyes" With WHAT? There's literally NOTHING in that room. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Her spaceship is an unfinished hardest interior

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LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE CORE! #monsterdon

Negative condensity! My god!

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static negative condensity!?!?!?!

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C'mon martian girl, kidnap those guy and let's get this movie going, shall we?
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she may be a bit too proud of this technological terror she's constructed

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I'm pretty sure Devil Woman won this role based solely on eyebrows and legs

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a lot of trees were in the way of these cameras every time they walk somewhere. It was a different time, they couldn't be clearing away scenery.

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The Inn in Devil Girl from Mars is the Bonnie Charlie. This is a reference to Charles Edward Stuart, who in 1745 landed in Scotland to attempt to retake the throne for his dynasty, the Stuarts, who fled England in 1688 during William of Orange's Glorious Revolution. Bonnie Prince Charlie's attempt nearly succeeded in retaking the throne, his army penetrating England as far as Derbyshire, about 175 miles from London. He would ultimately go into exile in France and died in Rome.

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The hot stays hot and the cool.... stays cool. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Devil Girl brings the scientist into her UFO

"Well, it's quite cool! I'm pogging about this right now"

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That ship has so many tailpipes #monsterdon

@wohali The greatest accomplishment of Mars! *produces Ikea couch* #Monsterdon

@steggy A bit lower tricks? :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

is she doing a second tech demo? after telling the kid that she wouldn't answer a few questions??

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the way she keeps yelling "Come!" at all the men 🥴
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"and here, in this early model Tardis..." #monsterdon

But does she have Turkish delight (loukum)?

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@strangefour Huh it kind of does seem quieter, might be my imagination though

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@Taweret The French door entry is the only one big enough for those shoulder pads. #Monsterdon

Okay, the robot is a bit scary with the zappy ray and all.

But we've already seen that, and wasn't the spacecraft landing slightly more impressive?

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#Monsterdon you know i really want to see someone put on a theatrical production of the play this screenplay is based on

@hollie
Bittersweet

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that robot makes a gonk droid look mobile #monsterdon

Ooh, the composer for Devil Girl from Mars (1954), was also the composer for The Mouse That Roared (1959).

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Okay, that was a pretty good composite shot there. 💯 points to the movie.

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"Now you shall see!"
"Oh, shitty architecture."

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"Professor, don't go!"

"I must! And REALLY WANT TO! Wait was that last part aloud?"

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@amyfou hypno dumb syndrome?

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#monsterdon The Devil Girl from Mars is my wife and Johnny the robot is me I think (I cannot vaporize trees tho, and I am also 5' 7" not 8' 5" or however tall he is)

"Perhaps then you will come to your senses. Come!"

Nyah leads him into the nearest Ikea

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Is this move getting quieter? I keep turning it up and it sounds about the same. Or my speakers are dying.
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"Don't go!" "I must!"

It's saturday night and Mistress Candy isn't taking new clients! #Monsterdon

Throw baking soda on her! It's always common household products that defeat them!

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This guy took 15 seconds to move from his mind just being unable comprehend his new reality to "don't worry baby, worse things have happened." #monsterdon

"Oh no don't take me back into the UFO again ... uh I mean for the first time definitely for the first time"

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She commanded him to, er, uh, come? #Monsterdon

Martian Girl knows how to make an entrance,
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space domme commands you to come

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The men are still holding drinks. #Monsterdon

This devil girl sure likes her dramatic entrances, doesn't she?

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Is she using Jedi mind tricks? I think she's a Sith lord

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@Newpa_Hasai #RaisesHand #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon hypnotoad girl from mars

Hey, how come no one else had thought about the kid other than the convict?

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The mixing in this movie is atrocious

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#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Why did hypno-escapee climb back up the vine instead of just walking back into the inn, tho? Did she put him in reverse?

Has she said “Foolish mortals!” or “Puny Earthlings!” yet? #monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

He wants her to be his “teacher”. Riiiiight. #Monsterdon

"you speak unwisely"
-me responding to letterboxd comments that disagree with my reviews

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"you call THIS a council of war?" #monsterdon

I wonder if they shot all these dramatic entrances back to back

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"you can't play your tricks on me!"
Is immediately tricked

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Romulan Babe doesn't even knock, jeez. #Monsterdon

“What is your name?”

“Don’t talk like that, he’s a kid!”

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"What is your name?"

"He's just a kid, don't talk to him like that."

What? Asking them their name is NOT OK to ask a kid?

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So it turns out its the Martian equivalent of a white van with "FREE CANDY" written on the side in spray paint. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Please don't take the little boy to see your sex dungeon.

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someone please gif Naia throwing open the doors that time

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Wonders you have never seen before...

uuuuuummmmm

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When the Devil Woman from Mars gives you that look.
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It's like Old Glory Insurance. "When robots grab you with their claws, you can't break free. Because robots are strong and made of metal." #monsterdon

Standby for mind control #monsterdon

Staring contest! suck that escapee.

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The force is strong with the Martian Mistress #Monsterdon

Guess Mars women like 'em young.

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We're halfway through!

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American dude is overacting. Badly. #Monsterdon

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'Now he’s Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson.'

"You speak unwisely"

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"Don't don't to him like that. He's just a kid."
"I was asking him is name for fucks sake."
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SLEEP! #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@socketwench Puppies. #Monsterdon

OK I want her eyebrows.

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as the Man from Mars once said, "let all the children boogie" #monsterdon

I thought I recognized that robot from somewhere! It also played the vending machine in the anime "Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn_as_a_Vending_Machine%2C_I_Now_Wander_the_Dungeon

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oh shit, a slowly makes stuff disappear ray #monsterdon

What if the real monster was women all along

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Robot just hates broken trucks and old sheds. He's cleaning up old rubbish on the landscape. Wait... he's looking at the old professor in his rubbish coat.
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SHUT YOUR FACE, EARTHMAN. #Monsterdon

"Who are you? Where did you come from?"

Hang on Albert, let's go back and have you watch the last half hour of the movie again

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Oh no! She wants the little boy!

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#Monsterdon I'm not so sure about her mission to kidnap a bunch of men and take them back to Mars. I think she's just here to fuck with Earthlings' heads.

great idea for a couple's halloween costumes #monsterdon