#Monsterdon "she's going all blurry!"

i dont.... don't understand what happened

C'mon, more robot! #Monsterdon

So, Michael want to be a sperm donor of outer space. I'd imagine he wouldn't resist for too long.
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*wobble* #monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Oh good what we really needed at this point is a recap of the "plot" so far.

Actually this entire movie could have just been this boy's exposition and then shots of the Devil Girl

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The subplot of convict dude hiding in the store room is a lot more compelling at this point. Can we get back to that?

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@north her eyebrows and boots.

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Tommy!

Devil Grrrl made a bad trade

this is what it's like when plots collide. #monsterdon

Kid's a rat. Did he have to reveal the dude hiding in the attic?

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Tell me, Charlie, how was the chocolate factory?

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@Taweret soundtrack #monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkMurAluhA

i need a shirt dress like the one Doris is wearing. i was born in the wrong fashion era.

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#monsterdon We release the child for you, a british fuck-nugget! Great! We could have manipulated the boy, instead we'll have to put up with your necrotizing crotch crickets! Mars will never stop itching!

We all know the real reason he went with her, right?

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unfortunately devil queen has escalated to "I need to kidnap a child and groom him" so that sucks

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Imagine reframing a classic Sci-fi film in this format.

Imagine a film about a pub on Isla Nublar, and people keep running in to talk about John Hammond's Park and the escaped dinosaurs.

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@CactuarJoe Wicked naughty zoot! #Monsterdon

Later that kid has already got some opinions

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where is the martian wardrobe to kill michael?
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“She’s going all blurry” [like it’s not all the whiskey] #Monsterdon

@mrbitterness@exile.social lol, he's so irritating! #monsterdon

I swear Mrs. Jamieson is the only interesting character in this movie, besides Martian Woman’s wardrobe #Monsterdon

His mind is free from your emotions and fears.

WTF, have you met children?

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Michael pretends to be doing something noble but he definitely just wants snoo-snoo

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Come on, lady, give is a good, "Your stupid minds!" Please!!! :neocat_pleading:

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dude, you're gonna follow her willingly anyway

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"...For YOU?"

>_>

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ah yes, _negotiations_. #monsterdon

lady you should try asking a few more people. you WILL find some willing adults.

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He's a Jung creature. He has no time for your Freudian analysis!

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Devil Grrl don't take Mr Icky to Mars he'll just aggressively smarm everyone until they have to vapo-ray him. Total waste.

Our self-created subtitles are almost entirely hallucinatory.

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@SordidAmok "hail ants" #monsterdon

I'm going to leave on the closed caption it covers up some of the screen! #Monsterdon

"His mind is free from your stupid emotions and fears. Like, he would never have made this movie"

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#monsterdon He's British, he'll more likely come out of the closet than come out of that flying saucer!

Please Martian Vader, kill this bloke Michael, he is a pain in the ass
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there's a liiiiiiiiiiight

shining in the depths of the-e moooors

there's a liii-ii-i-iiii-ii-ii-iii-i-i-i-i-iight

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@Taweret i'm going all blurry

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They are all blackout drunk so the Devil Girl looks blurry to them. Damn English.
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A poor old lady. She must be Catholic or something

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Time to stop yammering about past sins and commit some fresh ones.

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Apparently the professor's brain is unable to process the shock and horror of an empty room

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@Taweret rivals "look he's a vampire again" switcheroo lines from aztec mummy #monsterdon

Lol. Just going to set parallel to reality there

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She came and now left.... some money on the table for a cab.

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Manly men, walking in a manly fashion!

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"We've done enough talking" AMEN brother. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"We've done enough talking here."

Yup

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Behold the power of Martian blur-o-vision!

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Is that clinging guy a little person? I must have missed something...

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If you already "sinned something terrible" then might as well go for broke and give us some porn

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Yeah I get that way when I lose focus too

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She's going all blurry AND she has 'power' as a one syllable word!

oh shit. there's an out of focus Devil Girl from Mars wandering the countryside. We're fucked.

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"She's going all blurry!"

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the one guy is smarm incarnate
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So she brings him into the ship’s foyer and talks at him, then takes him back outside?? I’d at least want to see the computers or power core or SOMETHING! #Monsterdon

"We're just simple folk, up against the power of the Leather Bar Association T_T" #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero Do what?

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You know what this movie needs? That’s right, more pegging. On the moors. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The professor will come first, and then the Devil Woman will grow weary, sleepy, the afterglow will make her get delightfully sleepy… wait until she has her period, not enough Midol in the Universe for that! Martian menses. Like the elevator scene in The Shining.

damn they have REALLY been hittin the scotch hard
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@plaidtron3000 you do

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she's going all blurry

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she's going all blurry?!

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Who's gonna come first?!

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Goddamn trees and walking again. She could've told him all that in the bar.

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@jonny there's proof though *looks at a bright light*

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She is SO mean. You know, in a sexy way. #Monsterdon

"Your Home Alone technology is NOTHING to me!" #Monsterdon

Yeah, this professor is refusing to believe a lot of his senses when he's being explained to him. Not a very good scientist or listener.
Probably because she's a woman 🙄

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I bet the exhaust tips on that thing are just for show.

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@bunnyhero Who do?

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That technobabble was AWESOME the Martian Mistress is FANTASTIC! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

debating over who's coming first while peering out the window-- actually at this point i think they MUST have been doing that on purpose

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@lytta 🥰

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"...what happens if the Professor comes first?”
“Giggity Giggity"

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@RobynGoodfellow

So, it's a 1990's McDonalds McDLT sandwich?

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Sure, Martians, you might have spaceships and disintegrating robots, but have you invented running

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Technobabble. We had to pad the movie with technobabble.

Where does the robot stay in there? Where's the kid?

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"we're not home! Devil Girl! GO AWAY!" #monsterdon

Oooooooo my mascara is bewitching!!! Do my will!!!!

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#Monsterdon the professor always comes first.

#monsterdon She just wrapped a beautiful ribbon, called it fission, but it's fusion, and perpetual motion is clearly against a bunch of other laws, and then you've pissed off entropy... ah well, it's 50's science. We should get a cup of coffee, ask the woman for it.

@plaidtron3000 the power of voodoo #monsterdon

Well, that was a whipping for the professor.

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It's bigger on the inside!

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Not a "negative condensity"!

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oh sure, yes, women make engulfing bombs instead of expulsive bombs, that's gender™

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I knew it. The superiority of the power of negative thinking.

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personally if i came all the way from mars i wouldn't be spending this much time and energy on a half dozen people in bumfuck scotland #monsterdon

OK, way too many of you are horny for Nyah. #NotKinkShaming #MartiansInSkirts

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tbh at this point I'm just tuning out all the science mumbo jumbo talk to save myself the physic damage
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"A negative intensity."
"A negative intensity?"
"Exactly"

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this is not Trek-level technobabble, sorry. #monsterdon

#monsterdon kidnapping is not cool wtf

sorry what unit of measurement is a "semantic" again #monsterdon