Atomic piles? Those are gonna smart.

Prep H isn’t gonna be enough.

#monsterdon

Naia getting in her ten thousand steps walking back and forth from the ship to the bar. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I had atomic piles once, had to sit on an inflatable donut for weeks

Mom: "she can hear you, you know" #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

Frankly, I'd prefer if these 2 characters killed each other. Let's get back to the leather mama in boots.

#Monsterdon

WHERE IS THE COFFEE?!

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

This was a British production, wasn't it? We'll probably only get one more if we're lucky

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

You know, when Torgo bought it, I thought there was gonna be a lot more zapping in this movie. #monsterdon

Gasp! An action scene!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@jonny you gotta hone your act on the small crowds so it's rock solid when you get to the big crowds #monsterdon

Mrs. Jameson is old lady goals

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#Monsterdon seriously though this would be a fantastic play to do in one of those rinky-dink theaters on top of a bowling alley in hollywood or whatever

it's a knock or be-knocked-out world. #monsterdon

Never before have two men thrown so many fists to win a life of subservience to martian women!

#monsterdon

so, first day with the new camera, eh?

#monsterdon

Fake wrestling scene for no reason is a nice change. #Monsterdon

Attack hug! #monsterdon

I though she had already had what she needed from Michael
#monsterdon

Oh, cue the Star Trek fight scene music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WL8Jjtn0fA

#Monsterdon

Catfight!

#monsterdon

"It's not what it looks like!"

#monsterdon

Are they fighting? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Something had to happen in this movie eventually, if only by sheer chance

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 57 minutes in, the orchestra wakes up with a start

Oh no Albert, he's gotten even more boring! #monsterdon

Simpson was a zombie?!

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

NOW GRAPPLE #monsterdon

Albert looked like he was going for a big hug there....maybe we totally misinterpreted the mission...

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Very energetic fighting. 9/10. #Monsterdon

@Taweret I know I am! #MonsterDon

So when is Nessie's appearance? #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

Simpson, eh? :excellent:

#monsterdon

just boyrotting away in his room
#monsterdon

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Devil Grrl should also not take Albert he's an escapee and he's awfully grabby

#Monsterdon "I'd like to volunteer for snu-snu"

This one is just. Whew. I'm going to need more gin. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

You're back! Have a seat!

...No I think I'll stand a while. Still tender, don'tcherknow. #Monsterdon

whenever the Devil Girl isn't on the screen, everyone should be asking where is the Devil Girl?

#monsterdon

Doris went into the room calling him "Albert," and she continues to call him "Albert," but earlier, she was calling him "Bob" and "Robert."

#Monsterdon

@Taweret knitting prolly

#monsterdon

aw yeah, Mars got to the Jailbird. #monsterdon

He's working on his next poem

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Stepford Husbands.

Why is the convict channeling Riff-raff? #Monsterdon

@Taweret Robbit is doing sudokus at lightning speed back in the "airplane" while he waits

#monsterdon

I love "Albert" and his plot that has nothing to do with anything else.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Robert! Robert!"

It's okay, I'm just sitting in the hall. #Monsterdon

@wohali There's exactly one interesting thing about the movie, and it's exactly what we all knew it was going to be.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Oh goodie. This movie's Kenny is safe. *sigh* Hooray.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Oh yeah, now the flirting is getting white hot

#monsterdon

C'MON WE GOT 20 MIN OF FILM LEFT #monsterdon

Lol, Albert took the strap is under the thrall of Mars now

#monsterdon

PLEASE take the journalist. He’s an utter waste of space on earth #Monsterdon

"Today for show and tell, I brought the alien lady who wanted to take me back to Mars"

#Monsterdon

This is so great #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

#Monsterdon "she's going all blurry!"

i dont.... don't understand what happened

C'mon, more robot! #Monsterdon

So, Michael want to be a sperm donor of outer space. I'd imagine he wouldn't resist for too long.
#monsterdon

*wobble* #monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Oh good what we really needed at this point is a recap of the "plot" so far.

Actually this entire movie could have just been this boy's exposition and then shots of the Devil Girl

#monsterdon

The subplot of convict dude hiding in the store room is a lot more compelling at this point. Can we get back to that?

#Monsterdon

this is what it's like when plots collide. #monsterdon

@north her eyebrows and boots.

#Monsterdon

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Tommy!

Devil Grrrl made a bad trade

Kid's a rat. Did he have to reveal the dude hiding in the attic?

#Monsterdon

@Taweret soundtrack #monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkMurAluhA

#monsterdon We release the child for you, a british fuck-nugget! Great! We could have manipulated the boy, instead we'll have to put up with your necrotizing crotch crickets! Mars will never stop itching!

We all know the real reason he went with her, right?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

unfortunately devil queen has escalated to "I need to kidnap a child and groom him" so that sucks

#monsterdon

Imagine reframing a classic Sci-fi film in this format.

Imagine a film about a pub on Isla Nublar, and people keep running in to talk about John Hammond's Park and the escaped dinosaurs.

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Wicked naughty zoot! #Monsterdon

Later that kid has already got some opinions

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

where is the martian wardrobe to kill michael?
#monsterdon

@mrbitterness@exile.social lol, he's so irritating! #monsterdon

“She’s going all blurry” [like it’s not all the whiskey] #Monsterdon

I swear Mrs. Jamieson is the only interesting character in this movie, besides Martian Woman’s wardrobe #Monsterdon

His mind is free from your emotions and fears.

WTF, have you met children?

#Monsterdon

Michael pretends to be doing something noble but he definitely just wants snoo-snoo

#Monsterdon

Come on, lady, give is a good, "Your stupid minds!" Please!!! :neocat_pleading:

#monsterdon

dude, you're gonna follow her willingly anyway

#monsterdon

"...For YOU?"

>_>

#Monsterdon

ah yes, _negotiations_. #monsterdon

lady you should try asking a few more people. you WILL find some willing adults.

#monsterdon

He's a Jung creature. He has no time for your Freudian analysis!

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Devil Grrl don't take Mr Icky to Mars he'll just aggressively smarm everyone until they have to vapo-ray him. Total waste.

Our self-created subtitles are almost entirely hallucinatory.

#Monsterdon

@SordidAmok "hail ants" #monsterdon

I'm going to leave on the closed caption it covers up some of the screen! #Monsterdon

"His mind is free from your stupid emotions and fears. Like, he would never have made this movie"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon He's British, he'll more likely come out of the closet than come out of that flying saucer!

Please Martian Vader, kill this bloke Michael, he is a pain in the ass
#monsterdon

there's a liiiiiiiiiiight

shining in the depths of the-e moooors

there's a liii-ii-i-iiii-ii-ii-iii-i-i-i-i-iight

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Taweret i'm going all blurry

#monsterdon

A poor old lady. She must be Catholic or something

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Apparently the professor's brain is unable to process the shock and horror of an empty room

#Monsterdon

Time to stop yammering about past sins and commit some fresh ones.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Taweret rivals "look he's a vampire again" switcheroo lines from aztec mummy #monsterdon

Lol. Just going to set parallel to reality there

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

She came and now left.... some money on the table for a cab.

#monsterdon