40 minutes later the robot completes its walk down the gangplank. #Monsterdon

He's just thinking about ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw #MonsterDon

#monsterdon

…walking relentlessly toward the matte-painting….

@Taweret He's very friend-shaped.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

ha-ha, snatchy snatchy WHO'S GOT THE REMOTE NOW?! #monsterdon

"It is Thyme, Earth Mann." -me explaining the spices I used in my chicken pot pie to the members of the Manfred Mann Earth Band. #monsterdon

"Nothing can resist this power"

Like, say, your hand that is holding the power

#Monsterdon

The Devil Girl has some great facial expressions, this is some good acting, Actually

#monsterdon

These Devil Women haven't had men for centuries. "Perhaps a blow from the right person..."
#monsterdon

Wait didn't these two just meet tonight?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

#monsterdon

delivering blows now are we

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

JFC, what a hackneyed "love" interest developed between these two in the 15 minutes they knew each other.

#Monsterdon

Double icky romance!

She loves him, and she met him like an hour ago.

#Monsterdon

"Bye baby, I know we just met and I thought you were a total snob but then decided I was wrong and relating that revelation made you fall in love with me as was my plan the entire time, but now I have to go explore kink on Mars. I hope that's okay. Here, have some tomato juice."

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

you notice how many shots are contrived so someone has to look up at the devil Girl?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I wish, after her passionate kiss, that she'd keep going with the Sears Catalog description of the kiss. LOL

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

IT IS TIME, EARTHMEN. <-- something we all need to say to them pretty soon.

"Of his own free will" Good to see consent is important on Mars. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

YAY!!!!!! Michael is leaving. Hooray! #Monsterdon

you love _this_ flathead. really.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

why does martian gril keeps going back and forth? There's no objectiveness on mars?
#monsterdon

God, the way she keeps walking back and forth like she's carrying in the groceries #monsterdon

I love you, man!
#monsterdon

This guy got his American Accent from the Peri Brown school of acting. I love his over pronounced Rrrrrrrrrs #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

omgwtfbbq how did you fall in love with that jerk

#Monsterdon

Look, we need to give the orchestra something interesting to do! Let those guys pretend fight on screen, while the orchestra plays something fun!

#Monsterdon

supercut of Naia throwing the doors open please

#monsterdon

Devil Girl vs. the Wrestling Men

#monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

her entrances are killing me lol

#monsterdon

this movie is wretchedly bad i love it! its magnificent! #monsterdon

@Violinknitter take the professor too! He's a know-nothing know-it-all.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Shhh, she's coming back. #Monsterdon

Still waiting for granny's soup to wear off on the rest of the cast, revealing all the martian stuff to be a dream.

#monsterdon

Kaiju fights are way better than this one #Monsterdon

Atomic Piles! The worst of hemorrhoids! #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Hey now we're talking! It's a good old English pub with out a good old English bar brawl. Oi oi oi! Lads lads lads!
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon They threw hands hard enough to fly back to London all by themselves! Keep on throwing punches boys, you'll figure out how that pointless flappity about gets you nowhere.

Atomic piles? Those are gonna smart.

Prep H isn’t gonna be enough.

#monsterdon

Naia getting in her ten thousand steps walking back and forth from the ship to the bar. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I had atomic piles once, had to sit on an inflatable donut for weeks

Mom: "she can hear you, you know" #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

Frankly, I'd prefer if these 2 characters killed each other. Let's get back to the leather mama in boots.

#Monsterdon

WHERE IS THE COFFEE?!

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

This was a British production, wasn't it? We'll probably only get one more if we're lucky

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

You know, when Torgo bought it, I thought there was gonna be a lot more zapping in this movie. #monsterdon

Gasp! An action scene!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@jonny you gotta hone your act on the small crowds so it's rock solid when you get to the big crowds #monsterdon

Mrs. Jameson is old lady goals

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#Monsterdon seriously though this would be a fantastic play to do in one of those rinky-dink theaters on top of a bowling alley in hollywood or whatever

it's a knock or be-knocked-out world. #monsterdon

Never before have two men thrown so many fists to win a life of subservience to martian women!

#monsterdon

so, first day with the new camera, eh?

#monsterdon

Fake wrestling scene for no reason is a nice change. #Monsterdon

Attack hug! #monsterdon

I though she had already had what she needed from Michael
#monsterdon

Oh, cue the Star Trek fight scene music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WL8Jjtn0fA

#Monsterdon

Catfight!

#monsterdon

"It's not what it looks like!"

#monsterdon

Are they fighting? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Something had to happen in this movie eventually, if only by sheer chance

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 57 minutes in, the orchestra wakes up with a start

Oh no Albert, he's gotten even more boring! #monsterdon

Simpson was a zombie?!

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

NOW GRAPPLE #monsterdon

Albert looked like he was going for a big hug there....maybe we totally misinterpreted the mission...

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Very energetic fighting. 9/10. #Monsterdon

@Taweret I know I am! #MonsterDon

So when is Nessie's appearance? #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

i love how she is just fucking stunting on them for no reason, she could have just mind controlled all of them immediately and taken one and just chilled while the spaceship healed but she wanted to show this collection of like 5 scottish guys in particular how cool she is #monsterdon

Simpson, eh? :excellent:

#monsterdon

just boyrotting away in his room
#monsterdon

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Devil Grrl should also not take Albert he's an escapee and he's awfully grabby

#Monsterdon "I'd like to volunteer for snu-snu"

#monsterdon Robert has been turned into a flesh-sock muppet. Fine. We wrote off one of the mains, so how far along are we before the perfunctory END OF MOVIE GO HOME WE GOT TIRED OF WRITING AND HAVE NO MORE FILM.

This one is just. Whew. I'm going to need more gin. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

whenever the Devil Girl isn't on the screen, everyone should be asking where is the Devil Girl?

#monsterdon

You're back! Have a seat!

...No I think I'll stand a while. Still tender, don'tcherknow. #Monsterdon

Doris went into the room calling him "Albert," and she continues to call him "Albert," but earlier, she was calling him "Bob" and "Robert."

#Monsterdon

@Taweret knitting prolly

#monsterdon

aw yeah, Mars got to the Jailbird. #monsterdon

He's working on his next poem

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Stepford Husbands.

Why is the convict channeling Riff-raff? #Monsterdon

'we are all the slaves of a great and powerful civilization" IKEA. #monsterdon

@Taweret Robbit is doing sudokus at lightning speed back in the "airplane" while he waits

#monsterdon

Why is everyone always hiding behind the curtains?!

#monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

christ what is the point of this kid's narrative?

#monsterdon

I love "Albert" and his plot that has nothing to do with anything else.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Oh goodie. This movie's Kenny is safe. *sigh* Hooray.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@wohali There's exactly one interesting thing about the movie, and it's exactly what we all knew it was going to be.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Robert! Robert!"

It's okay, I'm just sitting in the hall. #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, now the flirting is getting white hot

#monsterdon

C'MON WE GOT 20 MIN OF FILM LEFT #monsterdon

PLEASE take the journalist. He’s an utter waste of space on earth #Monsterdon

Lol, Albert took the strap is under the thrall of Mars now

#monsterdon

"Today for show and tell, I brought the alien lady who wanted to take me back to Mars"

#Monsterdon

This is so great #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars