who is surprised a man wound up tied to a chair in this movie? no one

#monsterdon

Dude! You're probably about to die, she wants to kiss, and you just want to go back downstairs to be with the others.

#Monsterdon

FINALLY someone gets tied up in this movie and it wasn't even done by the Devil Girl :/ #Monsterdon

Where's this guy FROM anyway? What accent is that? #Monsterdon

JUST COME ON SEND A WOMAN

#monsterdon

okay so how much tea has the lady *had*? #monsterdon

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gross

#monsterdon oh to disdainfully be called earth man

@SnoopJ I can only assume that's why she fell in love with him, because that made sense in the 50's 🙃

#Monsterdon

this is nearing my recommended daily allowance of love story. #monsterdon

Got it, the way to get men back from the devilry of women is assault and abuse

#monsterdon

Poor Albert, sent to prison for murder, hypnotized by a kinky Martian, I hope he can get some counseling

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Convicted killer will sacrifice himself to save everyone else.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "I thought I found the right man, but it turns out to be a SEARS CATALOG WRITER.”

???????? #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

oh jesus why michael

now they do deserve to die

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

And they kiss. To be honest, I liked the fighting hug better.

#monsterdon

you're making a no-good actor, nevermind husband. #monsterdon

I mean it's legit for Michael to ask WHY she said she loved him, in fairness we're all asking ourselves that

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"I've found the right man at last-"

Yes, the alcoholic womanizing asshole reporter.

The right man. #Monsterdon

This is kinda like Weekend at Bernies if instead of a corpse Bernie was an alien lady with a gun she only shoots at people who have not done anything to her at all. #monsterdon

YA GOT 10 MINUTES IS NOW THE TIME TO REMINISCE?! #monsterdon

@SnoopJ will it be punching the nuclear reactor?

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

oh she wanted to find a husband and have kids. how riveting. 😴

#monsterdon

she must have a week spot, but who the hell am I talking to. Ah yes, the camera for exposition. yes.

#Monsterdon

I am going to be *furious* if this "scientist" devises a magical science solution to this plot

#Monsterdon

"you must have thought me an awful fool." yes. #monsterdon

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If I were writing this I would put a LOT more scenes with the robot.

#Monsterdon not well.

#Monsterdon ok so he *stole* the robot's remote but he doesn't know how to operate it. how's this gonna go?

THEORIZING INTENSIFIES. #monsterdon

devil girl better take the model #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

DEVIL TRIVIA FROM MARS

Did anyone ever go into the Sci Fi Theater Restaurant at DisneyWorld? The movie segments shown on the giant screen included scenes from this movie.

#DevilGirlFromMars

I'm told that in London there are some called "cabbie" who have "the knowledge" and are the best guides.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@CactuarJoe wow I might almost be tempted to watch that

If the contestants are as annoying as these characters

...er wait

#Monsterdon

okay, rock paper scissors for who gets to live?

#Monsterdon

I’m going to my room, to, write. Yeah. That’s it. #Monsterdon

Martians really hate it when humans trick them.

#Monsterdon

DevilGirl is dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind

#Monsterdon

Sorry Naya, comedy comes in threes. #monsterdon

Is the professor trying to save his ass? I mean another trick when he gets the chance maybe, but coward

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Just think only an hour to go! #Monsterdon

No one can resist the power of "wow cool robot'!
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

She taking him back for an exchange for the kid now? That honestly be holding more to the plot as writen than I'd expect of them

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I have to say, as robots go, we've seen worse - a lot worse.

#monsterdon

...and legs that go all the way up!

#monsterdon

Oh fuck, Michael is still here. #Monsterdon

How did Great Suit Lady manage to fall in love with Boring Guy in the thirty seconds they spent together? #Monsterdon

15 minutes left in which something might happen

Calling it now, Albert is the one who is taken

#Monsterdon

C'mon, Martian wardrobe, melt Michael already.
#monsterdon

You're fucked now American. Once I flick this Bic, you're toast. It's just going to take 30-60 excrutiating seconds for him to walk over here.

#Monsterdon

Now this is why you have 2Fac login. #monsterdon

"the new clear ship will have repaired itself"

😉

#monsterdon

Given how little we've seen the robot, I'm surprised they didn't name the film "Devil Robot from Mars." #monsterdon

This is the insemination robot you'll be working with #Monsterdon

Haha now I've got the remote and we're changing it to mystery science theater!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

this galactic power dyke is unimpressed by your measly display of human "heterosexuality" #monsterdon

"Now, I have the whisk! Now, I control the vending machine!"

#Monsterdon

"that was the last trick, earthman" if only because there's only 15 minutes left in this flick. #monsterdon

Now she's gotta return him for a full refund. #Monsterdon

Come ON ROBOT, kill Michael. You can do it! #Monsterdon

I am a little worried that the robot is going to fall over tho

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon not... really sure why this fight is happening

40 minutes later the robot completes its walk down the gangplank. #Monsterdon

He's just thinking about ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw #MonsterDon

#monsterdon

…walking relentlessly toward the matte-painting….

@Taweret He's very friend-shaped.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

ha-ha, snatchy snatchy WHO'S GOT THE REMOTE NOW?! #monsterdon

"It is Thyme, Earth Mann." -me explaining the spices I used in my chicken pot pie to the members of the Manfred Mann Earth Band. #monsterdon

"Nothing can resist this power"

Like, say, your hand that is holding the power

#Monsterdon

These Devil Women haven't had men for centuries. "Perhaps a blow from the right person..."
#monsterdon

Wait didn't these two just meet tonight?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

#monsterdon

delivering blows now are we

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

JFC, what a hackneyed "love" interest developed between these two in the 15 minutes they knew each other.

#Monsterdon

Double icky romance!

She loves him, and she met him like an hour ago.

#Monsterdon

"Bye baby, I know we just met and I thought you were a total snob but then decided I was wrong and relating that revelation made you fall in love with me as was my plan the entire time, but now I have to go explore kink on Mars. I hope that's okay. Here, have some tomato juice."

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

you notice how many shots are contrived so someone has to look up at the devil Girl?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I wish, after her passionate kiss, that she'd keep going with the Sears Catalog description of the kiss. LOL

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IT IS TIME, EARTHMEN. <-- something we all need to say to them pretty soon.

"Of his own free will" Good to see consent is important on Mars. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

YAY!!!!!! Michael is leaving. Hooray! #Monsterdon

you love _this_ flathead. really.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

why does martian gril keeps going back and forth? There's no objectiveness on mars?
#monsterdon

God, the way she keeps walking back and forth like she's carrying in the groceries #monsterdon

I love you, man!
#monsterdon

This guy got his American Accent from the Peri Brown school of acting. I love his over pronounced Rrrrrrrrrs #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

omgwtfbbq how did you fall in love with that jerk

#Monsterdon

Look, we need to give the orchestra something interesting to do! Let those guys pretend fight on screen, while the orchestra plays something fun!

#Monsterdon

supercut of Naia throwing the doors open please

#monsterdon

her entrances are killing me lol

#monsterdon

this movie is wretchedly bad i love it! its magnificent! #monsterdon

@Violinknitter take the professor too! He's a know-nothing know-it-all.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Shhh, she's coming back. #Monsterdon

Still waiting for granny's soup to wear off on the rest of the cast, revealing all the martian stuff to be a dream.

#monsterdon

Kaiju fights are way better than this one #Monsterdon

Atomic Piles! The worst of hemorrhoids! #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Hey now we're talking! It's a good old English pub with out a good old English bar brawl. Oi oi oi! Lads lads lads!
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon They threw hands hard enough to fly back to London all by themselves! Keep on throwing punches boys, you'll figure out how that pointless flappity about gets you nowhere.