Dude! You're probably about to die, she wants to kiss, and you just want to go back downstairs to be with the others.

#Monsterdon

FINALLY someone gets tied up in this movie and it wasn't even done by the Devil Girl :/ #Monsterdon

Where's this guy FROM anyway? What accent is that? #Monsterdon

JUST COME ON SEND A WOMAN

#monsterdon

okay so how much tea has the lady *had*? #monsterdon

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gross

#monsterdon oh to disdainfully be called earth man

@SnoopJ I can only assume that's why she fell in love with him, because that made sense in the 50's 🙃

#Monsterdon

this is nearing my recommended daily allowance of love story. #monsterdon

Got it, the way to get men back from the devilry of women is assault and abuse

#monsterdon

Poor Albert, sent to prison for murder, hypnotized by a kinky Martian, I hope he can get some counseling

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Convicted killer will sacrifice himself to save everyone else.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "I thought I found the right man, but it turns out to be a SEARS CATALOG WRITER.”

???????? #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

oh jesus why michael

now they do deserve to die

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

And they kiss. To be honest, I liked the fighting hug better.

#monsterdon

you're making a no-good actor, nevermind husband. #monsterdon

I mean it's legit for Michael to ask WHY she said she loved him, in fairness we're all asking ourselves that

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"I've found the right man at last-"

Yes, the alcoholic womanizing asshole reporter.

The right man. #Monsterdon

This is kinda like Weekend at Bernies if instead of a corpse Bernie was an alien lady with a gun she only shoots at people who have not done anything to her at all. #monsterdon

YA GOT 10 MINUTES IS NOW THE TIME TO REMINISCE?! #monsterdon

@SnoopJ will it be punching the nuclear reactor?

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

oh she wanted to find a husband and have kids. how riveting. 😴

#monsterdon

she must have a week spot, but who the hell am I talking to. Ah yes, the camera for exposition. yes.

#Monsterdon

I am going to be *furious* if this "scientist" devises a magical science solution to this plot

#Monsterdon

"you must have thought me an awful fool." yes. #monsterdon

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If I were writing this I would put a LOT more scenes with the robot.

#Monsterdon not well.

#Monsterdon ok so he *stole* the robot's remote but he doesn't know how to operate it. how's this gonna go?

THEORIZING INTENSIFIES. #monsterdon

devil girl better take the model #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

DEVIL TRIVIA FROM MARS

Did anyone ever go into the Sci Fi Theater Restaurant at DisneyWorld? The movie segments shown on the giant screen included scenes from this movie.

#DevilGirlFromMars

I'm told that in London there are some called "cabbie" who have "the knowledge" and are the best guides.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@CactuarJoe wow I might almost be tempted to watch that

If the contestants are as annoying as these characters

...er wait

#Monsterdon

okay, rock paper scissors for who gets to live?

#Monsterdon

I’m going to my room, to, write. Yeah. That’s it. #Monsterdon

Martians really hate it when humans trick them.

#Monsterdon

DevilGirl is dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind

#Monsterdon

Sorry Naya, comedy comes in threes. #monsterdon

Is the professor trying to save his ass? I mean another trick when he gets the chance maybe, but coward

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Just think only an hour to go! #Monsterdon

No one can resist the power of "wow cool robot'!
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

She taking him back for an exchange for the kid now? That honestly be holding more to the plot as writen than I'd expect of them

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I have to say, as robots go, we've seen worse - a lot worse.

#monsterdon

...and legs that go all the way up!

#monsterdon

Oh fuck, Michael is still here. #Monsterdon

How did Great Suit Lady manage to fall in love with Boring Guy in the thirty seconds they spent together? #Monsterdon

15 minutes left in which something might happen

Calling it now, Albert is the one who is taken

#Monsterdon

C'mon, Martian wardrobe, melt Michael already.
#monsterdon

You're fucked now American. Once I flick this Bic, you're toast. It's just going to take 30-60 excrutiating seconds for him to walk over here.

#Monsterdon

Now this is why you have 2Fac login. #monsterdon

"the new clear ship will have repaired itself"

😉

#monsterdon

Given how little we've seen the robot, I'm surprised they didn't name the film "Devil Robot from Mars." #monsterdon

This is the insemination robot you'll be working with #Monsterdon

Haha now I've got the remote and we're changing it to mystery science theater!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

this galactic power dyke is unimpressed by your measly display of human "heterosexuality" #monsterdon

"Now, I have the whisk! Now, I control the vending machine!"

#Monsterdon

"that was the last trick, earthman" if only because there's only 15 minutes left in this flick. #monsterdon

Now she's gotta return him for a full refund. #Monsterdon

Come ON ROBOT, kill Michael. You can do it! #Monsterdon

I am a little worried that the robot is going to fall over tho

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon not... really sure why this fight is happening

40 minutes later the robot completes its walk down the gangplank. #Monsterdon

He's just thinking about ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw #MonsterDon

#monsterdon

…walking relentlessly toward the matte-painting….

@Taweret He's very friend-shaped.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

ha-ha, snatchy snatchy WHO'S GOT THE REMOTE NOW?! #monsterdon

"It is Thyme, Earth Mann." -me explaining the spices I used in my chicken pot pie to the members of the Manfred Mann Earth Band. #monsterdon

"Nothing can resist this power"

Like, say, your hand that is holding the power

#Monsterdon

These Devil Women haven't had men for centuries. "Perhaps a blow from the right person..."
#monsterdon

Wait didn't these two just meet tonight?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

#monsterdon

delivering blows now are we

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

JFC, what a hackneyed "love" interest developed between these two in the 15 minutes they knew each other.

#Monsterdon

Double icky romance!

She loves him, and she met him like an hour ago.

#Monsterdon

"Bye baby, I know we just met and I thought you were a total snob but then decided I was wrong and relating that revelation made you fall in love with me as was my plan the entire time, but now I have to go explore kink on Mars. I hope that's okay. Here, have some tomato juice."

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

you notice how many shots are contrived so someone has to look up at the devil Girl?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I wish, after her passionate kiss, that she'd keep going with the Sears Catalog description of the kiss. LOL

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IT IS TIME, EARTHMEN. <-- something we all need to say to them pretty soon.

"Of his own free will" Good to see consent is important on Mars. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

YAY!!!!!! Michael is leaving. Hooray! #Monsterdon

you love _this_ flathead. really.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

why does martian gril keeps going back and forth? There's no objectiveness on mars?
#monsterdon

God, the way she keeps walking back and forth like she's carrying in the groceries #monsterdon

I love you, man!
#monsterdon

This guy got his American Accent from the Peri Brown school of acting. I love his over pronounced Rrrrrrrrrs #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

omgwtfbbq how did you fall in love with that jerk

#Monsterdon

Look, we need to give the orchestra something interesting to do! Let those guys pretend fight on screen, while the orchestra plays something fun!

#Monsterdon

supercut of Naia throwing the doors open please

#monsterdon

her entrances are killing me lol

#monsterdon

this movie is wretchedly bad i love it! its magnificent! #monsterdon

@Violinknitter take the professor too! He's a know-nothing know-it-all.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Shhh, she's coming back. #Monsterdon

Still waiting for granny's soup to wear off on the rest of the cast, revealing all the martian stuff to be a dream.

#monsterdon

Kaiju fights are way better than this one #Monsterdon

Atomic Piles! The worst of hemorrhoids! #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Hey now we're talking! It's a good old English pub with out a good old English bar brawl. Oi oi oi! Lads lads lads!
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon They threw hands hard enough to fly back to London all by themselves! Keep on throwing punches boys, you'll figure out how that pointless flappity about gets you nowhere.

Atomic piles? Those are gonna smart.

Prep H isn’t gonna be enough.

#monsterdon