why does the background keep shaking whenever people embrace?

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@SordidAmok Apparently Hazel Court (the actress) was born in 1926 so she would have actually been 26 or 27 when this was being filmed

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"Nothing like this has happened to me before!"

Nothing much has happened at all TBH #Monsterdon

(i mean, within the logic and social stance of 1950s England...)

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Decision-making in a pub. You use whatever is available. Darts, cards.

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"it had to happen to someone, somewhere"

no

really didn't

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@Taweret maybe the robot, hard to tell if it feels surprise

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@jef I thought Klaatu came in peace, while devil girl very much does not. But they both did bring big clomping robots along with them in their saucers!

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#Monsterdon "Every night the Devil Girl From Mars would tell me 'Good night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.'"

7 minutes left (yawn) #Monsterdon

@srol Hey maybe they should try fire?!... #StillBitter #MonsterDon

@srol It's a million-to-one chance! Which means it has to work!

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"are we really going to die?" with any luck. #monsterdon

Now, all the gyus are fighting to go to mars, FINALLY!
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I've got one good reason. I'm going to knock those Martian boots. All of them. All of the boots. Hit the skids Mary.

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maybe go to the hill he fell down, away from the house??

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@paco I would follow her anywhere tbh

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@Taweret @jonny the annoying one

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Doing the exact same thing we've done before that didn't work is EXACTLY what she's expecting, which means she'll never expect it! #monsterdon

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He is definitely not a very nice person.

but he just said he wasn't going to! watttttt

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@trixter I think given the choice of death, or death by snu snu, I'd probably choose death by snu snu, too. #monsterdon

Do they honestly think they will have a say in who goes?

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Soaring strings!!! It must be twue wuv!!!! #Monsterdon

another cup of tea? Gee, just end this movie already
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I have a plan. I’ll just yoink the remote control. Has anyone tried that yet?
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"a self-opinionated newspaperman" who relies quite a bit on his editor, it would seem #monsterdon

It feels like Mrs. Jameson is the only character even trying to do an accent

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Wow, he admitted it.

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@Taweret yeah it's more forgettable than anything else

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who is surprised a man wound up tied to a chair in this movie? no one

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Dude! You're probably about to die, she wants to kiss, and you just want to go back downstairs to be with the others.

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Honestly, all the human characters could die and I would not give a fuck, whatever this talk of logic and 'bargains'

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FINALLY someone gets tied up in this movie and it wasn't even done by the Devil Girl :/ #Monsterdon

Where's this guy FROM anyway? What accent is that? #Monsterdon

JUST COME ON SEND A WOMAN

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okay so how much tea has the lady *had*? #monsterdon

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gross

#monsterdon oh to disdainfully be called earth man

@SnoopJ I can only assume that's why she fell in love with him, because that made sense in the 50's 🙃

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this is nearing my recommended daily allowance of love story. #monsterdon

Got it, the way to get men back from the devilry of women is assault and abuse

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Poor Albert, sent to prison for murder, hypnotized by a kinky Martian, I hope he can get some counseling

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Guys, I *do not care about your romance.* #Monsterdon

Convicted killer will sacrifice himself to save everyone else.

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#monsterdon "I thought I found the right man, but it turns out to be a SEARS CATALOG WRITER.”

???????? #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

oh jesus why michael

now they do deserve to die

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Oh dear fuck I want this Journalist character dead and the Tomato Juice lady free of his grip

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And they kiss. To be honest, I liked the fighting hug better.

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you're making a no-good actor, nevermind husband. #monsterdon

I mean it's legit for Michael to ask WHY she said she loved him, in fairness we're all asking ourselves that

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"I've found the right man at last-"

Yes, the alcoholic womanizing asshole reporter.

The right man. #Monsterdon

This is kinda like Weekend at Bernies if instead of a corpse Bernie was an alien lady with a gun she only shoots at people who have not done anything to her at all. #monsterdon

@Violinknitter yoink #monsterdon

YA GOT 10 MINUTES IS NOW THE TIME TO REMINISCE?! #monsterdon

@SnoopJ will it be punching the nuclear reactor?

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oh she wanted to find a husband and have kids. how riveting. 😴

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she must have a week spot, but who the hell am I talking to. Ah yes, the camera for exposition. yes.

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I am going to be *furious* if this "scientist" devises a magical science solution to this plot

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"you must have thought me an awful fool." yes. #monsterdon

Oh good the people I don't care about are talking more

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If I were writing this I would put a LOT more scenes with the robot.

#Monsterdon not well.

#Monsterdon ok so he *stole* the robot's remote but he doesn't know how to operate it. how's this gonna go?

THEORIZING INTENSIFIES. #monsterdon

devil girl better take the model #monsterdon

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DEVIL TRIVIA FROM MARS

Did anyone ever go into the Sci Fi Theater Restaurant at DisneyWorld? The movie segments shown on the giant screen included scenes from this movie.

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I'm told that in London there are some called "cabbie" who have "the knowledge" and are the best guides.

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@CactuarJoe wow I might almost be tempted to watch that

If the contestants are as annoying as these characters

...er wait

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okay, rock paper scissors for who gets to live?

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I’m going to my room, to, write. Yeah. That’s it. #Monsterdon

Martians really hate it when humans trick them.

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DevilGirl is dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind

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Sorry Naya, comedy comes in threes. #monsterdon

Is the professor trying to save his ass? I mean another trick when he gets the chance maybe, but coward

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Just think only an hour to go! #Monsterdon

No one can resist the power of "wow cool robot'!
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She taking him back for an exchange for the kid now? That honestly be holding more to the plot as writen than I'd expect of them

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I have to say, as robots go, we've seen worse - a lot worse.

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...and legs that go all the way up!

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Oh fuck, Michael is still here. #Monsterdon

How did Great Suit Lady manage to fall in love with Boring Guy in the thirty seconds they spent together? #Monsterdon

15 minutes left in which something might happen

Calling it now, Albert is the one who is taken

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I don't think that Professor who know much about London either, tbh, it's a big city....

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C'mon, Martian wardrobe, melt Michael already.
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You're fucked now American. Once I flick this Bic, you're toast. It's just going to take 30-60 excrutiating seconds for him to walk over here.

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Now this is why you have 2Fac login. #monsterdon

Given how little we've seen the robot, I'm surprised they didn't name the film "Devil Robot from Mars." #monsterdon

"the new clear ship will have repaired itself"

😉

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"you will all die" beautiful. do it, ma'am. #monsterdon

This is the insemination robot you'll be working with #Monsterdon

Haha now I've got the remote and we're changing it to mystery science theater!

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this galactic power dyke is unimpressed by your measly display of human "heterosexuality" #monsterdon

"Now, I have the whisk! Now, I control the vending machine!"

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"that was the last trick, earthman" if only because there's only 15 minutes left in this flick. #monsterdon

Now she's gotta return him for a full refund. #Monsterdon

Come ON ROBOT, kill Michael. You can do it! #Monsterdon

I am a little worried that the robot is going to fall over tho

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#Monsterdon not... really sure why this fight is happening