Ex-Vaudeville minions say ACAB
Vorelli sounds like we was trying for the Doctor Strange vibe, studying in Tibet and all.
#monsterdon You were investigating this guy, and you didn't bother to look up why his medical license was revoked?
Tell don’t show
Time for history class
This movie is so slow that Pan Am collapsed and was reacquired mid-flight.
Gaze, noun
he's got a marianne doll? i thought he wanted her for a new assistant? he just wants to trap her in a dummy and make jokes with her onstage for the rest of his career?
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ruh roh that doll looks like marianne
That nurse looks like Dot from Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries!
"Another injection, nurse. She's not quite Amy Winehouse yet." #Monsterdon
What is with that wallpaper? #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964
@bstacey lecherous mesmer guy, sapient puppet, extremely boring reporter whose main drive is "fuck that, no way that guy's that good at puppetry"
i gotta admit i'm pretty lost and only sticking around to see the dummy get free #monsterdon
Ah, yes. One half see-see of the good ol’ Surgical Spirit.
A New Drug from America you say? I can haz 2? *Oh wait, it's a poker: no thanks
"Another injection, nurse. 1/2 Red Bull. This film is going no where FAST."
If only he had some sort of dummy he could use mind control on to commit murder remotely! Damn that alibi!
well obviously he killed her
@cptbutton @YsengrinWolf I think an Aztec spirit of vengeance would have more dramatic flair
@ohiofi@mastodon.social this year has been a lot :alot: :neocat_hug: #Monsterdon #DevilDoll
Boy howdy those secretaries did EVERYTHING for their bosses didn't they 😬 #Monsterdon
RIP Vorelli's assistant, the one who found a way out of this movie.
#monsterdon Hugo's a cuck. Film at 11.
Ope! I saw a frame of nipple. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964
Hugo bears a striking resemblance to Timothée.
"Limey broads" wat
the rare "kill your captors" bingo!!! #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo
"Eeey, Maaahk, I'm WAAAAALKIN' HEEEEAH" #Monsterdon
I'm counting that as "monster reveals new power"
Say what you will about the character of Hugo but Ronald Reagan is nailing the performance.
mfer oughta put a Hannibal Lecter mask on Yugo's face....
There are way too many scenes of people not wearing clothes in this movie
I mean it's like 3 but we needed AT MOST zero
If I had a NICKEL for every time I’ve said the words…“I’ve been a bad dummy master, you HAVE to put me in my cage again”
This section's so fucking dull that I actually looked down at the football game
I think Hugo is going to be perfectly justified in his puppet rampage later
That’s why she needed such a mighty foundation garment. #Monsterdon
so she was hypnotized once publicly, then a bunch of times privately on the same night that a hypnotist stayed in her house, and they are CONSULTING THAT HYPNOTIST about her medical care as she lies in bed sick with being hypnotized to shit???? #monsterdon
Hey movie, you wanna take a five and grab a coffee or Monster or something to perk up?
Hugo likes to watch
Two hypnoses don't make a right mind
C'mon Mark, stop smoking and get your ass in Berlin ASAP. Mabe we have some real action on this movie.
#monsterdon
#devildoll1964
Semi-comatose state
semisemisemisemi semi semi co-looooooon
it comes and gooooooooes
it comes and
#monsterdon Semi Coca Cola… She needs blood sugar! Does anyone have a Werthers in their pocket?!?
@Terencio I mean we *do* have Return of Mothra III on deck after this...
"I want the puppet to watch..."
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they put his assistant in the worst possible outfit and she apparently never changes out of it the actress should sue
Hugo doesn't get wine, ham, OR a hard-on.
Aristocracy claps at the dummy cuz Mr Vorelli demonstrated how instill oppression. Yeah, I said it, Hugo is oppressed!
RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/116038369406064015
This might be one of my favorite #Monsterdon toots ever
they make the dummy watch from jail that sucks so bad #monsterdon
He's gonna go full Vorelli on her, aint he?
Wait, the bad facial hair is on purpose?
#monsterdon Voyeur Dummy
I love the scenes with Eyebrow Man (Sebastian Cabot) and boyfriend (Dr. Spaceman)
Magda needs to separate her professional life from her personal life.
"That's a fine exhibition you put on tonight. Wallop, flight, straight to the moon."
The doctor's hounds-tooth suit is producing very frenetic moiré patterns in this print.
Is a semicoma anything like a semicolon? #Monsterdon
Careful with that beard, Vorelli, spirit gum is only so strong. #Monsterdon
Yes, rest is the best remedy for the semi-coma.
You know. This does have some Dracula story overtones, you know, and I definitely would like to see Vorelli with a stake through his heart. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964
Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!
@moira “Semi-coma” is the medical term.
#Monsterdon Fevers are the biggest deus ex machina of the movie medical world.
Yep, @SnoopJ called it on how much Dracula this movie has in it
#monsterdon Oh, don't worry. It's nothing serious. Just a "semi-coma"
Hugo was reincarnated as a dummy from his previous life as a jelly donut.
"Semi-coma with overtones of delirium," but it's nothing serious.
Wait, the one American character is named Mr. English?
a state of semicolon?
"I'm glad you were able to come so quickly"
Dr.Eyebrows thinks you should be there.
The doctor has really amazing eyebrows.
"Mark, I've found a man with even worse facial hair than Vorelli's. You've gotta come see this shit." #Monsterdon
so, the reporter molested the dummy in that cage, and now he's dreaming of the dummy coming to his room begging for help. is every single person in this movie an unmitigated PERVERT?
So the thing is possessed by a trapped soul, not a Ferengi or a child or a very short person.
"It was no nightmare. I came twice."
Wait, the American guy is named “Mr. English”?
"Sexy Dummy Dreams" sounds like a great opening act for "Insane Clown Posse"
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964 yikes
Hugo are those Ramones lyrics
Oh wait is the reporter gonna make our with Hugo now? Is the whole movie just telepathic kissing requests?
@steggy They try to make me go to the creepy mesmerist's room,. but I say "no, no, no." #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964
why are there outer space noises?
It's 10 o'clock, do you know where your devil doll is?
#monsterdon Is it just me or would no one sane go to bed with eyelashes like that?
Dead dummy walking
I....remember...nothing...
[loses all language comprehension and motor conrol]